Eugene

(Idle)

Benjamin: Please refrain from harassing our work K9s while they're on duty!

Eugene: Ruff!

Benjamin: Eugene is an officer of the law, and your behavior may constitute assaulting a public security officer!

Eugene: Woof!

Parsi: So... what time does Eugene clock out?

(Idle, 6PM)

Parsi: Eugene! Mommy loves you!!

Eugene: Ow...

Benjamin: Ahem!

Parsi: This doesn't count as as assaulting an officer... Eugene has already clocked off!

Public Security parking lot, Late Night

Cat: Meow...

Eugene: Whine...

(Talk to Benjamin, Evening)

Benjamin: Hello, may I see your ID?

Fierce-Looking Man: Do I have to use my real name to enter the precinct...? But the reason I'm here is to renew my ID.

Benjamin: Really?

(Is it a spot check?)

(This guy does look menacing, though.)

Benjamin: Er... You're not going with that excuse, are you?

Fierce-Looking Man: What do you mean by that? Do you mean that I look dangerous?!

Eugene: Mmph...

Benjamin: ...We are not at liberty to disclose internal procedures. If you need a new citizen ID, please take a number here and wait patiently.

Fierce-Looking Man: Hmph! I know what you mean by that!

Lumina Square

(Talk to Eugene, Afternoon)

Eugene: Mmph...

Benjamin: Hm?

Eugene: Woof!

Nervous Man: What's wrong, sir? Have I got something bad on me?

Benjamin: That reaction means... Don't worry, Eugene probably just likes whatever you had for lunch today.

Eugene: Whimper...

Benjamin: Eugene! Bad dog!