(Intel) Young shifu from Suibian Temple has left the mountain!
Last updated 2026-02-15
 | BadLuckBGone 245 2110 | |
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 Ran into a young shifu today — they're setting up a fortune-telling stall at Sailume Bay, and I think I was their first customer! And wouldn't you know it, I drew the most auspicious fortune right off the bat! Could it be that my luck's finally turning around? Me, the walking disaster who trips over my own feet and watches my wallet do the disappearing act? If you wanna try it out, better hurry over now while it's quiet — you don't wanna spend two hours in line for a two-minute experience, do you? | ||
 | NotAFK The mighty Yunkui Summit bothering with our petty commoner affairs? This isn't some scheme to win people over, is it? | 1F |
 | CountMeIn Look who's being dramatic! Everyone at Suibian Temple have stepped up in every crisis without fail — you think they need these little tricks? This is their temple's tradition, passed down for many years. Only an outsider like you wouldn't know that. Keep spreading those conspiracy theories and the temple's incense burners might just turn into defense towers and blast you with ash! | 2F |
 | FitOFRage Nah bro, once you drop this post everyone's gonna know about it. If there's a huge lineup later that's all on you. You should delete this and let me post it instead, fr fr. | 3F |
 | DistantSoul I remember now, I remember everything! I'm not a Defense Force fan, not a TOPS fan, I'm... I'm a Suibian Temple fan! Follow the fortune-telling stall! | 4F |
 | Tribute4aLegendaryVocalist What's going on with the post above? Even this trash can trend? | 5F |
 | Sixth Street Street I took a look, they cover a lot! Seems even more legit than your average odd-job agency. | 6F |
 | TotalDenial Not to be salty, but there's no point in going. Think about it, if you don't draw any fortune slips, you can't draw a bad one. And if you don't draw a bad one, then there's a chance your luck is actually amazing! I know what you're thinking, I drew the worst possible fortune... *sob sob* | 7F |
 | MentalPi Hey! Just hopping in to promote my mental-math fortune-telling service. It keeps the original mystery of traditional divination while bringing in the latest luck formulas, balancing accuracy with tradition. Check the details here:[Click link for more info]. Seriously, I'm way more legit than those hype-driven "next-gen" fortune scams! | 8F |
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | [Intel] Young shifu from Suibian Temple has left the mountain! |
| Chinese (Simplified) | [情报] 随便观小师父下山！ |
| Chinese (Traditional) | [情報] 隨便觀小師父下山！ |
| Japanese | 【情報】適当観の先生が下山したぞ！ |
| Korean | [정보] 그냥관의 수행자님, 하산이오! [Jeongbo] Geunyanggwanui Suhaengjanim, Hasanio! |
| Spanish | [Informe] ¡(Un joven maestroUn joven maestro / |
| French | [Info] Les maîtres du temple Suibian descendent de la montagne ! |
| Russian | [Инсайд] Шифу из храма Суйбянь выходит в мир! [Insayd] Shifu iz khrama Suybyan' vykhodit v mir! |
| Thai | [ข่าวกรอง] อาจารย์น้อยจาก Suibian Temple ลงเขาแล้ว! |
| Vietnamese | [Tình Báo] Tiểu sư phụ Tùy Tiện Quán xuống núi! |
| German | [Info] Junger Shifu vom Suibian-Tempel steigt vom Berg! |
| Indonesian | [Intel] Master Suibian Temple turun gunung! |
| Portuguese | [Informações] A jovem mestra do Templo Suibian desceu da montanha! |