Æ%€æ$ Please Help!
Last updated 2026-07-20
This article is about the open-world commission. For the HDD commission, see æ%€æ$ Please Help! (HDD).
æ%€æ$ Please Help! is a Combat Commission on Sixth Street.
Steps
- The Bagboo at Turbo's entrance seems off
- Go over the event log and rescue Bagboo
- Complete æ%€æ$ Please Help! (HDD)
- Go to the remodeling shop and check in on Bagboo.
Dialogue
- (Idle)
- Bagboo: ...
- (Talk to Bagboo)
- Bagboo: ...
Bagboo? What are you doing here?
- (Continue commission)
(Something's come up. Come back later)
- (Exit dialogue)
- Bagboo: ...
...Wake up? Bagboo?- Bagboo: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit? Lorem ipsum
Ah
This is...- Bagboo: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua
- Having been shaken awake and now making a series of explosions, Bagboo seemed to be at its limit as its display panel lit up bright red...
The next second, Bagboo takes out its favorite kitchen knife and chops at... - Enzo's shop door!
- Before the rowdy noise died down, Enzo rushed out of the door...
- Enzo: Who's that!!
- Enzo: Hmm? (Wise,Wise, /
Belle,Belle,) what are you doing? You pulling pranks, kid?
It's not me... It's it...
(Point at Enzo's feet)- Enzo: Isn't this... Bagboo? Why did it faint? That noise just then... Was it that?
What's happening...?- You explain to Enzo what just happened...
- Enzo: So... this is an old condition flaring up again? It fainted outside Turbo, so now it wants me to help "cure" it?
- Enzo: (Wise,Wise, /
Belle,Belle,) level with me here: Have you done anything weird with Bagboo?
Absolutely not
...Nah... probably...- Enzo: ...Right, well yesterday I saw Bagboo chucking out recycling and it even gave me a nice polite greeting.
(Yesterday... evening...?)
(That reminds me of something...)- You tell Enzo about what happened by chance last night after shutting up shop...
- Enzo: Are you telling me that while talking to 18, Bagboo just got smacked into a wall by Rocketboo randomly, and you even had to pull it out?
- Enzo: But Bagboo is a Combat-Bangboo, so even if it gets knocked about a little, it still shouldn't look like this...
18 seemed to be shouting at that time, "I don't believe you!"
Bagboo seemed to be shouting at that time, "Really! Really!"- Enzo: Hmm? What were they talking about?
I think it was about Bagboo ducking into a Hollow.
I think it was about getting rescued by a legendary Proxy.- Enzo: Isn't that what I asked you to do before — go into the Hollow and rescue Bagboo!
- Enzo: Bagboo had completely lost it when I picked it up before. It had no control over its body the whole time, got lost, and ran into a Hollow. You were the one who helped rescue it.
- Enzo: After your rescue, it kept on calling out your name. Hero this, hero that.
So that's why I came to you that day: To hand over Bagboo to you. Don't you remember?
It's blurry... but kinda?
Er, I was pretty busy back then...- Enzo: I know: Bagboo must have told 18 about this, who didn't believe it — so Bagboo wanted to cast a cross-screen video so 18 could see things directly. And just as the data was transferring, Rocketboo smacked into it...
- Enzo: Let me see... Yup, there're bad sectors in the storage and that's probably what's caused the logic circuit to lock.
- Enzo: I can fix the logic circuit, but any memory data damaged might not be able to be retrieved... I mean, it's highly likely that it's unsalvageable.
...- Enzo: *sigh* Bagboo must really cherish that a [sic] memory...
I might be able to find a backup copy...- Enzo: Huh? If you can find a backup, then I can try and help Bagboo retrieve its data.
- Enzo: So I'll take Bagboo back to the store, fix up its logic circuit, and replace its storage drive. Hit me up when you find the data backup.
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): (Given Fairy's disposition, there should be archives of past operation logs...)
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): (Go back and check inside your HDD.)
- (Unlock commission: Æ%€æ$ Please Help! (HDD))
Main article: æ%€æ$ Please Help! (HDD)
- (Enter the first area)
- Bangboo (Wise / Belle)Bangboo (Wise / Belle): The missing Bangboo must have run off somewhere around here.
- Bangboo (Wise / Belle)Bangboo (Wise / Belle): (There sure areThere sure are /
There'sThere's) a lot of Ethereals around here. You think it's okay?
- (Enter the second area)
- Bangboo (Wise / Belle)Bangboo (Wise / Belle): (Wait, I can hear fighting off in the distance. Listen!Wait, I can hear fighting off in the distance. Listen! /
I can hear fighting off in the distance. Listen!I can hear fighting off in the distance. Listen!) - Bangboo (Wise / Belle)Bangboo (Wise / Belle): (You think it's the Bangboo?You think it's the Bangboo? /
Could it be the Bangboo?Could it be the Bangboo?)
- (Enter the third area)
- Bangboo (Wise / Belle)Bangboo (Wise / Belle): It's surrounded by Ethereals!
- Bangboo (Wise / Belle)Bangboo (Wise / Belle): (It needs our help!It needs our help! /
Let's go help it!Let's go help it!)
- (Defeat the Farbauti - Energized)
- Bagboo: Ena-na! Nu-nhu-ena nhu!!!
(No, n—n—no! Stay away from Bagggggboo!!!) - Bagboo: Ehn-na! Ena-nhe na!!
(You will get hurt! Hurrrrrt... get hurt!) - Bagboo: Un-na-nhu! Ena-nhe na!!
(Bagboo d—d—doesn't want to c—c—chop yyyyou...) - Bagboo: Ena... Na-nhu ne-nhe na...
(Oooh... Bagboo can't cccontrol himself...)
Tell Bagboo that Enzo is worried
- Bagboo: Nhu-na... Na-na... Ena-an un-na-nu ne-ne...
(Enzo... oooh... Bagboo almost c—c—choppppp...)
- Bagboo: Nhu-na... Na-na... Ena-an un-na-nu ne-ne...
Tell Bagboo that Enzo will help him
- Bagboo: Nhu-na... Na-na... Nhe-nu uhn-ena?
(Enzo... oooh... still wants to fix Baggggboo?)
- Bagboo: Nhu-na... Na-na... Nhe-nu uhn-ena?
- (Both choices lead to the following)
Tell Bagboo that Enzo is waiting for him- Bagboo: Ehn-na... Ena un-na-nhu... Ena-nhe na...
(Hollow... can Bagboo really go baaaaack... can't g—go baaack...)
We'll take you back.- Bagboo: En-nah-ehn! En-na-nah!
(You're a g—g—good person!!! You're my saaaaaavior!!!)
- (Idle)
- Bagboo: ...
- (Talk to Bagboo)
- Bagboo: ...
Out cold again?- Bagboo: ...
(No, it's awake...)
(Why isn't it talking...)- Bagboo: ...
- No matter what you say to the Bagboo, it doesn't move. Despite its function signal light being on, its overall performance seems sluggish...
- Luckily, Enzo responds to your knocks at the door of Turbo.
- Enzo: *sigh*
How is Bagboo?
Not ready yet?- Enzo: It's ready.
- Enzo: I've reconnected the logic circuit, switched out the storage drive, and migrated across any data that could be saved from the old one. It's functioning just fine. It's mobile, and it no longer makes random noises.
- Enzo: But it just insisted on standing dazed at the front door without responding to anyone... I brought it into the store several times but it would slip outside whenever I wasn't looking.
(Looking in the direction of the video store...)
(But it never went back...)- Enzo: How's it going? Got that data backup? Or wanna wait until the data is all restored?
- You give Enzo the data backup and he walks off into the remodeling shop, Bagboo in hand...
- A familiar sound drifts out of the remodeling shop. Where have you heard that before... the dental clinic?
- Not long after, the door to the remodeling shop flies open. Enzo is petting Bagboo, who covers its face as it shuffles over one step at a time...
- Bagboo: Ehn-ooh... Nah-ooh...
Are you crying?
Hey, do you remember me?- Bagboo: Ehn-ah-ehn-ah-ehn-ah-ehn-ah!!!
(Remember remember remember remember remember!!!) - Bagboo: Ehn-nah ehn-ah... Ehn-nah-ah-nah-ehn-nah...
(Just then, I felt empty... As though I'd lost something important...) - Bagboo: Ehn-nah-noo... Nah... Nah-ehn... Nah-noo...
(Bagboo... is trying hard... to remember... but can't... remember...) - Bagboo: Ehn-nah-noo-nah! Ehn-ah-ehn!
(Now I remember! My patron! My patron! My patron saved me again!) - Bagboo: Nah-ehn-nah-ehn!
(I can't forget that!) - Bagboo: Nah-noo-nah!
(I'll never forget!) - Enzo: Next time you cast video, don't get knocked over during data transfer, okay?
That wasn't Bagboo's fault...
I'll protect you, Bagboo- Bagboo: Ehn-ah-nah-noo! Ehn!
(Bagboo won't get knocked over! Bagboo knows what to do!) - Bagboo: Ehn-ah-nah-ehn! Nah-noo-ehn-nah!
(We should off Rocketboo! Then we won't get knocked over again!) - Enzo: ...Why don't you take it back and train it up again.
- Enzo: We'll teach you how to cast data safely, and basic Bangboo knowledge.
- You promise Enzo that you'll teach Bagboo a few things, and watch as Enzo returns to his remodeling shop...
- Bagboo: Ehn-ah-nah?
(Can't we off Rocketboo?)
No.
Let's go home and have a little chat- Bagboo: Ehn-ah! Ehn!
(As you wish! Let's go home!)
- (Idle)
- Bagboo: Ehn-nah ehn-nah! (I remember! I can go home...)
Trivia
- The corrupted Bagboo speaks Lorem ipsum, a placeholder text of nonsensical Latin words commonly used in publishing and graphic design.
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | æ%€æ$ Please Help! |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 救救锟斤拷 JiùJiù Kūnjīnkǎo |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 救救@#ㄎ$ JiùJiù @#ㄎ$ |
| Japanese | 縺繝シを救え Renkanshi wo Sukue |
| Korean | ?�?뚫 구해줘 ?�?Ttul Guhaejwo |
| Spanish | ¡Socorro, @#$^! |
| French | æ%€æ$ À l'aide ! |
| Russian | Спасти Пакетника Spasti Paketnika |
| Thai | ช่วยด้วย @#$^! |
| Vietnamese | Cứu Cứu æ·€æ· |
| German | Hilfe bitte, æ%€æ$! |
| Indonesian | æ%€æ$! Tolong!! |
| Portuguese | Socoooooorro! |
Change History
Released in Version 1.1 - Undercover R&B