Tabloid
Last updated 2026-02-05
Tabloid is an Interactable that can be found in Failume Heights. It is located on the wall behind the Bangboo charging station, next to Yum Cha Sin.
Dialogue
- (Interact with Tabloid)
- The tabloid's headline screams in massive bold letters, sensationalizing the story.
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): ((Huh? It's Monica's gossip... Good thing Billy's not here.)(Huh? It's Monica's gossip... Good thing Billy's not here.) Tooltip for (Huh? It's Monica's gossip... Good thing Billy's not here.)ⓘ /
(Is it... Monica's scandal?! Good thing Billy isn't here...)(Is it... Monica's scandal?! Good thing Billy isn't here...)) - A familiar friend approaches from not far away.
...As the old saying goes, you shouldn't casually mention someone's name.
Seems like even thinking about them doesn't work either. - Billy: Yo, Manager! I'm heading to Waifei Peninsula to drop something off for a previous client; heard you'd be around Suibian Temple lately, so thought I'd try my luck!
- Billy: What a coincidence—can't believe we actually ran into each other!
- Billy: What are you loo-
- Billy freezes when he catches a glimpse of the words on the poster.
- Billy: ...What does that mean?
Billy! Hold your horses!- It's just a rumor...
- Monica's not like that!
- Billy: Ah, this newspaper...
- What a load of nonsense!
- Fake news!
- Total slander!
- Billy: R-Really? I think it's sincere and genuine!
- ?
- Billy: It praises Monica as THE STAR OF THE SHOW!
- Billy: ...But I don't get the second line, something about "midnight"... "male celebrity" or whatever.
Manager, this third word... and this "Pu Street"... - Billy: ...What does that mean?
- ...So Billy doesn't understand the Waifei dialect.
- Looks like I still have a chance to explain!
- You manage to twist the meaning into Monica's out late shooting street scenes with her partner.
- Billy: I see!
- Billy: Oh... street scene, huh... Monica... so dedicated...
- Billy: I wonder what kind of work it'll be this time—I've gotta grab it the moment it drops!
- Eager to get his hands on Monica's latest work ASAP, Billy rushes back to Nicole for a new commission.
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): ((Good thing Billy didn't dig too deep. The Waifei Peninsula tabloids really live up to their reputation...)(Good thing Billy didn't dig too deep. The Waifei Peninsula tabloids really live up to their reputation...) /
(I successfully protected my Intelligent Construct friend's fragile... uh, tough heart! Today was another meaningful day!)(I successfully protected my Intelligent Construct friend's fragile... uh, tough heart! Today was another meaningful day!) Tooltip for (I successfully protected my Intelligent Construct friend's fragile... uh, tough heart! Today was another meaningful day!)ⓘ) 
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Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Tabloid |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 八卦小报 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 八卦小報 |
| Japanese | ゴシップ紙 |
| Korean | 타블로이드 잡지 Tabeulloideu Japji |
| Spanish | Revista de cotilleo |
| French | Tabloïd |
| Russian | Жёлтая газета Zhyoltaya gazeta |
| Thai | หนังสือพิมพ์ข่าวซุบซิบ |
| Vietnamese | Báo Lá Cải |
| German | Klatschblätter |
| Indonesian | Majalah Gosip |
| Portuguese | Revista de Fofocas |