Crocs? Water Cannons? It's War!

Crocs? Water Cannons? It's War! is an Event Quest during the Secret Summer Paradise Event.

Steps

Talk to the engineer

Dialogue

Quest Description

After stumbling into a "dangerous area," you and Paimon run into a special engineer who's tinkering with a promising contraption...

(Approach the marked location): ???: Attention, visitors below! Attention, visitors below! You are in water cannon range and are at risk of being hit. Please vacate the zone immediately!; Paimon: Was that a warning? And did he say "water cannon"...? That doesn't sound good!; Paimon: The broadcast came from over there. Let's see what's going on!

(Talk to Chatillon): ???: I never imagined that you two would follow the sound of the broadcast here, especially after being warned!; ???: Pardon me, but this attraction isn't officially open to the public yet. Please wait a few minutes for me to make some final adjustments...; What are you planning?; Stop it, now!; Paimon: Paimon heard words that sounded super scary! Water cannons! Must be that huge thing over there...; Paimon: Whoa, it's scary just to look at!; Paimon: Just what are you trying to do here!? We won't let you get away with it!; Chatillon: No, no, you misunderstand!; Chatillon: I'm Chatillon, head of project "Spino Blaster"! This project simulates naval battles, but much more fun and casual!; Chatillon: "Spino Blaster" is approved by Lady Idyia, so you know it's safe!; Chatillon: If you wish to verify the truth of that, please see this document signed by Lady Idyia herself.; The suspicious engineer offers proof in the form of official documents written in obtuse legalese, all with Idyia's distinct signature.
The margins even contain a few remarks and well-wishes from Idyia in her inimitable style...; Paimon: So it's a project approved by Idyia... you scared us half to death!; Paimon: So, what's the deal with the water cannons?; Chatillon: That's just a simplified nickname! Its full name is so long that I'm pretty sure most people would go for something shorter based on its appearance.; Chatillon: Anyway, its water bullets are completely harmless! At most, they might soak the guests standing near their target.; Chatillon: Some guests enjoy the sudden coolness from being splashed, but some hate how their clothes stick to their body afterward, and we don't want anyone to have a bad experience!; Chatillon: So if possible, I would like to post warning signs around the area.; Paimon: Paimon didn't think you were so considerate, that's a great idea!; Now I'm curious...; What's its full name?; Chatillon: It's called the Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-Armored Heavy Naval Battleship-Style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon! The name accurately reflects both the appearance and its underlying principles!; Paimon: Wow, you weren't kidding! Paimon can't even repeat it, much less understand it...; Paimon: But just calling it a water cannon kinda misses the point, right? Why not call it a Crococannon?; Chatillon: The... the alliteration...; Chatillon: That's perfect! Simple and easy to remember, yet it captures the sound of shells whizzing by your eyes in a simulated naval battle! I love it!; Chatillon: Crococannon, fire away!; Paimon: Crococannon bubbleball away!; Are you serious?; Paimon doesn't like being made fun of...; Chatillon: After all, not only do we have great chemistry, but you'll get to enjoy the one-of-a-kind fun!; Chatillon: Say, how about you two be the first to try out "Spino Blaster"?; Chatillon: The rules are simple. Adjust the Crococannon and hit balloon targets with bubbleballs to earn points! When you earn a high enough score, you can win prizes!; Paimon: Well, after all this hype, Paimon kinda does want to see what it's like to use a Crococannon!; All right, count me in!; Crococannon, open fi— water!; Chatillon: Perfect! Let me finish a few final adjustments, and then you can get started!; Chatillon: Enjoy yourselves!

Other Languages

Language	Official Name	Literal Meaning
English	Crocs? Water Cannons? It's War!	—
Chinese (Simplified)	鳄鱼？水炮？大作战！ Èyú? Shuǐpào? Dà Zuòzhàn!	Crocodiles? Water Cannons? Battle!
Chinese (Traditional)	鱷魚？水炮？大作戰！ Èyú? Shuǐpào? Dà Zuòzhàn!	Crocodiles? Water Cannons? Battle!
Japanese	ワニワニ？ウォーターキャノン？大作戦！ Waniwani? Wootaa Kyanon? Daisakusen!
Korean	악어? 물대포? 대작전! Ageo? Muldaepo? Daejakjeon!	Crocodiles? Water Cannons? Big War!
Spanish	¿Espinodrilos? ¿Cañones de agua? ¡Esto es la guerra!	‍Spinocrocodiles Tooltip for Spinocrocodilesⓘportmanteau of "spine" and "crocodile"‍? Water Cannons? This Is War!
French	Croco ? Canon ? C'est la guerre !	Croc? Cannon? It's War!
Russian	Крокодилы? Водяные пушки? Это сражение! Krokodily? Vodyanyye pushki? Eto srazheniye!	Crocodiles? Water Cannons? It's Battle!
Thai	จระเข้? ปืนน้ำ? การต่อสู้ครั้งใหญ่!
Vietnamese	Cá Sấu? Pháo Nước? Chiến!
German	Krokodile? Kanonen? Wasserschlacht!	Crocodiles? Cannons? Water Battle!
Indonesian	Buaya? Meriam Air? Pertempuran!	Crocodile? Water Cannon! Battle!
Portuguese	Crocodilo? Canhão de água? Batalha épica!
Turkish	Timsahlar mı? Su Topları mı? Bu Bir Savaş!
Italian	Coccodrilli? Cannoni ad acqua? Una guerra!	Crocodiles? Water Cannons? A War!

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