Adorable Black Hole

Congratulations! You have sunk deeper and deeper into nihility, and the ever-increasing gravity has finally turned you into a tiny black hole! Please do not ask the theory by which it happens. Having tumbled into Ahatopia by mistake, you siphoned up a mask. This granted you sentience and a sense of self, and you began to think that you were really, really adorable.
Were that not the case, why would everyone be looking at you? Not just their gazes, even light itself is drawn to you. "Gravity" has been warped by Elation, making it impossible for people to look away. They, too, must admit that you are really, really adorable. Immense Wishpower filled you with joy. In just a few more minutes, victory would be yours. And then, you evaporated.
Yes, do not forget that you are but a black hole.