Captain Fury

Have you ever witnessed true heat waves? Metal screams as it vaporizes, billowing into thick clouds. Condensed particles fall alongside acid rain, a downpour of fury. Yet this is not a wasteland. It is the crucible where wisdom is born, a world that belongs to us alone. To me, your so-called flames are no more than a light drizzle.
Before you die, allow me to offer you a brief lesson, for I, too, was once a teacher. Heat arises from the motion and interaction of matter. When you learn to orchestrate their relationships, you can turn solid rock into a searing sea of lava, and command a rain of fire to condense into thousands of great ships sailing through it.
Rejoice, you hounds of the demon, for you shall bear witness to the finest spectacle of your lives.