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Last updated 2026-07-23
Vol.1 Pros at the Phantasmoon Games? The Astral Express Storms the Competition
Opening Statement
So what's the hot topic on everyone's minds lately? Well, as the Phantasmoon waxes full once more, the Phantasmoon Games have kicked off again after a fifteen-year hiatus. And this time, the real-life inspiration behind the beloved Planarcadia comic Fluffy Across the Blue, the Astral Express Crew, has arrived in Planarcadia. And just as expected, they've been swept right up into the grand ceremony, furbs!
We're sure you readers have tons of questions about this huge scoop! Our team of furbo journalists has collected the most popular comments from our magazine's backend, and we've specially invited the VIPs you're all most curious about and excited to hear from for live interviews.
So without further ado, Furbobo Weekly's Rapid-Fire Q&A Time starts now!
Serious Scoops: Your Source for Legit Gossip
Why is the Astral Express coming to Planarcadia? I'm an old fan of The Fluffy, but hearing this news still got me so hyped, so shook, so blessed
A1:
Baseball Raccoon:
'Cause Planarcadia is where Himekat comes from, right? We're all one big Astral Express family, so we should learn more about our crew's past!
March Hare:
Plus, I'm SUPER curious what Himeko... I mean, Himekat was like when she was younger! Was she like, the scary disciplinary committee member everyone feared, or the rebellious big sister that gave teachers headaches? And if there's any juicy gossip? Even better!
Baseball Raccoon:
That's right, we're a family where everyone has a secret "past" no one knows about. (Deeply)
Woof Woof Dan:
*Coughs* Thank goodness Himekat isn't here for today's interview... March Hare, you really just say whatever pops into your head, huh? But she's definitely going to read this article, so I'd suggest you keep that question on the down-low.
Mysterious Person Whose Name Starts with March and Ends with Hare:
Woof Woof Dan, my good buddy. Paraprince, help me use a nickname as my disguise!
Where did the losing Sparxicles go after SparxiCon? Were they absorbed by the old red models? Us Sparxheads NEED to know the answer to this question!
A2:
@Sparxicle❤Unreal Banger:
Aww, I'm so touched! You guys care about me so much! If you love me that much, come to my livestream tonight! Send two Rockets and you'll get a chance to win a Sparxicle prize! If you wanna know where Sparxicle went, just check out her Character Story~
Baseball Raccoon:
Follow-up question! Can the character stories really answer the Sparxheads' burning questions?
@Sparxicle❤Unreal Banger:
Hehe, just throw some Rockets for a draw, you'll find out then.
@Baseball Raccoon: Where did you get that raccoon mask? If Furbobo Weekly has any leads, please contact the Security Bureau immediately and we'll be right up to make an arrest.
A3:
Baseball Raccoon:
Huh? What crime did I commit, commissioning mask designs in private?
Woof Woof Dan:
Word is, Sparxicle fans are flooding into Graphia Academy in droves, searching high and low for that painting you entered.
Paraprince:
After hearing about Great Raccoon's experience, they're desperate to fail! If they fail, they'll become "Sparxicle's eternal servants" beep-boop! These crazed fans seem to be causing quite a bit of chaos in Graphia Academy's classrooms!
March Hare:
That scared me to death! No wonder the Security Bureau came knocking to arrest them. So they were the ones getting arrested!
Let's cut to the chase. If the Nameless win the Phantasmoon Games, do they have any wishes they want to make come true?
A4:
Baseball Raccoon:
Heh heh, of course there are!
Paraprince:
Whoa whoa whoa, so what is it then?
Baseball Raccoon:
Since you're all so curious, I hereby announce that the answer will be revealed when I become the Aeon of Elation.
Moment of Leisure: Character Secrets Break Room
I heard that when Ashveil isn't on a case, he goes to sleep in a freezer. Is he a vampire or something? What does he survive on?
A1:
@DetectivePassingBy
Yep. Together with light for photosynthesis.
Paraprince:
Actually, he orders takeout all the time, and charges it to Furbobo Weekly's account...
Baseball Raccoon:
What!? My fists are itching.
I heard Madam Pearl has an alt account for streaming. Could you share the stream link? My whole family wants to watch.
A2:
March Hare:
What's Madam Pearl gonna stream about? Is it gonna be one of those trendy "Ten Stonehearts Fast-Track Experience" shares? Or maybe a "Clear 100 Penacony To-Do's in One Minute" challenge? I'm so curious!
Baseball Raccoon:
Yesterday I stumbled across this antique appraisal stream, and even though the streamer was using a voice changer and a virtual avatar, I swear their username looked super familiar...
@Tidal Pearl Appraiser:
I'm not Pearl. Madam Pearl's IP address is at Pearluxe Corp, and I'm not at Pearluxe Corp.
[IP Address: Pearluxe Corp]
Dean Ryusuke only appeared briefly, but he left quite an impression on me. Why does he look so young!? I'm so jealous. Could you share some skincare tips?
A3:
@Ryusuke1995:
I just enjoy being mistaken for my daughter's brother when I'm out shopping with her. A positive attitude is the secret to a man staying young.
Mr. Yang:
Noted.
March Hare:
Mr. Ryusuke, might I suggest you change your name to something like Mysterious Person Whose Name Starts with Ryu and Ends with suke...
Woof Woof Dan:
Dean Ryusuke, can I ask you one more personal question? Why 1995?
@MysteriousPersonWhoseNameStartswithRyuandEndswithSuke1995:
Don't ask, but if you must have an answer, it's the year I registered this account.
Arcadia Life Tips: Got It Right?
Is Furbulitzer married? Is Paraprince married? Is (Trailblazer) married? Is Yao Guang married? Anyone there? Anyone there? Anyone there? Did it send? My connection's kinda bad... Anyone there? Anyone there? Did you get it?
A1:
Paraprince:
What's this reader trying to do... I'm a cute furbo girl, asking that kind of question is so rude-bo! Skip, skip.
Baseball Raccoon:
Ah... don't sweat it. Probably just some sketchy matchmaking service with bad Wi-Fi.
Which restaurant has the best noodles in Planarcadia?
A2:
@AllAberrantsMustFaceJustice:
Sorry, posted to the wrong address. I meant to post this on the (Furbobo Gossip/Moon Chat/Death Notes/Gossip Grove/Custom Name 3) forum.
March Hare:
No worries! Just let me know if you find out, I need to go check it out. Thanks! I don't know about the noodles, but if you want the most authentic coffee in Duomension City, you should try the house blend at Himekat's.
Newspaper Inquiry: Does General Yao Guang accept business for feng shui consultations, romance fortune-telling, and lost item retrieval? Would you consider opening a storefront in Duomension City's Commercial District? We'd love to partner with you.
A3:
@GreatFortune_at_the_table:
Too busy to take on commissions. However, I do accept orders for shuttlecocks and feather dusters during molting season.
March Hare:
?
Woof Woof Dan:
?
@GreatFortune_at_the_table:
? Does literally NO ONE get my sense of humor?
Baseball Raccoon:
? So who's gonna make up for the shuttlecock I'm missing?
@Sunday:
?
Epilogue: Fire Away with More Questions!
Ah! We're almost out of time. As much as I hate to say it, our interview has to come to an end. Time to say goodbye to all our Planarcadia readers.
Baseball Raccoon & Woof Woof Dan & March Hare & Mr. Yang:
See ya!
Paraprince:
Extra! Extra! We'll also be selecting three top comments from our readers to win exclusive The Fluffy merch!
Dear enthusiastic readers, tap "Contact Us" on our homepage and fire away with more questions! Our motto: "If Planarcadia netizens can dream it up, Furbobo Weekly can dig it up!" See you next time!
User Comments
Raccoons Bots: If you love it, watch more! Don't waste all your binging
Raccoons Bots: If you love it, watch more! Don't waste all your binging
Is New Fluffy Out Yet: Tch, it's just an interview. (borisin_meditating.jpg)
- Is New Fluffy Out Yet: Do you guys know how happy this interview makes someone waiting for The Fluffy to update!? Speaking of which, when IS The Fluffy getting a new chapter... (borisin_tearing_shirt.jpg)
EvanesciaCantAscendia: Alright, I'll go push Blurry to go faster
Muah-Mush-Shroom: Take it seriously
Is New Fluffy Out Yet: Tch, it's just an interview. (borisin_meditating.jpg)
EvanesciaCantAscendia: Alright, I'll go push Blurry to go faster
Muah-Mush-Shroom: Take it seriously
Bunny Mom: Hey, I just counted. How come our dear March only has so few lines in this entire interview?
Bunny Mom: Hey, I just counted. How come our dear March only has so few lines in this entire interview?
SparxheadSeeingRed: Sparxie, we've got your back! Sparxheads never give up...
EIEIO: So, where exactly is this place where I can sign up to be Sparxie's eternal servant?
SparxheadSeeingRed: Sparxie, we've got your back! Sparxheads never give up...
EIEIO: So, where exactly is this place where I can sign up to be Sparxie's eternal servant?
Nuclei_Eater: Why won't Furbobo Weekly pick my question? Is there some kind of rigged selection going on?
- : Fluffy merch! NICE! Please keep faving me!
Nuclei_Eater: Why won't Furbobo Weekly pick my question? Is there some kind of rigged selection going on?
The Yuque General Makes a Surprise Appearance at Planarcadia!
A Day in the Life of the Yuque General
08:00–09:00 Perdido Station
The Yuque delegation arrives in Planarcadia! *click* *click*... Huh? The Yuque delegation... it's just General Yao Guang by herself.
General Yao Guang speaks briefly with an unidentified person, mentioning something about "Xianzhou... assassin"... I can't hear the rest...
Ah! General Yao Guang is on the move, heading towards... Follow her quickly!
09:00–11:00 ??
General Yao Guang held talks with CEO Pearl, content of the discussion unknown.
11:00–13:00 Duomension City
General Yao Guang strolls leisurely through the streets of Duomension City.
General Yao Guang takes out her phone to photograph Phantasmoon...
General Yao Guang browses through the latest issue of Fluffy Across the Blue at the comic store...
General Yao Guang stops at the trendy toy store, examining the blind box and capsule toy section...
Surely General Yao Guang must have a deeper meaning for doing this, probably investigating the pop culture trends of Planarcadia... Oh my, oh my! General Yao Guang bought the "Daybreak Squadron" themed blind boxes!?
How surprising indeed, *click* *click*... General Yao Guang opens box after box, first one, second one... tenth one...
What a shame! General Yao Guang opened ■■ boxes but couldn't get the hidden special edition: Daybreak Iridescent Black.
"Ahem... Great Woe, today is truly a day of Great Woe," General Yao Guang mutters as she leaves the toy store.
13:00–14:00 Duomension City Plaza
General Yao Guang watches two enthusiasts debate about the Cosmicon Collective in the plaza. Today's topic: Power rankings of the Seven Arbiter-Generals from Xianzhou!
Click-click! Your editor hides behind a phone booth, perking up their furbo ears...
-"I bet Feixiao ranks first among the Seven Arbiter-Generals!"
-"What about General Huaiyan? He's empowered by the Flint Emperor and has the feat of repelling Celenova."
-"The one definitely at the bottom has to be Jing Yuan, who appeared first..."
General Yao Guang's mood brightens upon hearing this.
-"...and Boguang from the Yuque!"
Eh eh? Bo... Boguang? Who's this person with zero social awareness?
General Yao Guang's face darkens.
14:00–15:00 Duomension City Café
It's afternoon tea time! General Yao Guang tries the iced sugar-free extra strong lightpaw coffee at Dreamless Coffee. Her review: Not as good as the tamarind juice from Scalegorge Spring.
But for some reason, she ordered another cup. This time's review: The aftertaste isn't bad, good enough to kill time.
"I reckon ■■ should have gotten their hands on it by now..." General Yao Guang finished her last sip.
■■...? Gotten their hands on...? This is major intel! Just as our editor was about to step closer to listen in, General Yao Guang... vanished into thin air!
What's going on?? Did my eyes deceive me?
15:00-20:00 ???
We have lost intel for five system hours, and General Yao Guang's whereabouts remain a mystery.
20:00–22:00 Dovebrook District? Graphia Academy?Ding dong~ Breaking news! According to our Dovebrook District resident reporter Furblix: Just moments ago, General Yao Guang was spotted with a mysterious man who had ear feathers on the deserted Dovebrook Bridge.
Dovebrook Bridge... Here I come!
Ding dong~ Breaking news! Also just in from Graphia Academy investigative journalist Paraprince: General Yao Guang has been sighted at Graphia Academy, helping the Express Crew trapped during the "SparxiCon"...
Graphia Academy... Here I come!
...
Wait a minute! Something's not right! These two reports... were posted at the exact same time! What does this mean? Can someone be in two places at once...?
Is this some new kind of Xianzhou illusion? Your editor is completely lost here.
Dear readers, could you please tell me where I should actually go to get coverage of General Yao Guang?
Epilogue
"Little furbo, been tailing me all day? Think you can just slip away?" General Yao Guang's voice came from behind me.
"So... so you knew all along!" I hastily revealed my true form and offered up my camera. "The folks at Planarcadia are just way too curious about the Seer Strategist! I was chasing clout and took a risky gamble!! Please, do what you must."
General Yao Guang laughed heartily. "I'll give you this, you've got quite the silver tongue. Next time, watch your tracks. Don't let the leaf on your head give you away. And also..."
"Don't worry! I'll definitely censor any critical secrets from your itinerary out!" I promised earnestly.
"Huh? Did I even do anything that needs to be censored? Do as you please. What I was going to say is, "Seer Strategist" sounds way too formal. Just call me Madam Yao."
"Yes, yes, Madam Yao! And while I'm at it, may I humbly ask if you could divine a fortune for our magazine's grand reopening..." And there you have it, a day in the life of Madam Yao at Planarcadia, brought to you in full by Furbobo Weekly!
User Comments
Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Amazing, there's even an interactive segment!
Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Got it... Madam Yao... likes blind boxes...
Have_A_Bite: Props to the editor for digging up so much intel 
BreadLightpawsFairWeather: Let me plug our Lightpaw Coffee real quick, even General Yao Guang's a fan!
Daybreak_Squadron_Match_Up: Why'd they blur out the most important info? How many packs did Madam Yao open without getting anything? I gotta know if I'm the only with such lousy luck...
StuckInBlindboxHell: Check my display name
Simple_Card_Player: So General Yao Guang was standing behind me the whole time I was playing cards? Talk about failing to recognize greatness right under my nose 
Sunny Day: FSee what I mean? Ever since I became a meta slave, my life's been over.
Would You Still Love Me If I Were a Memetic Virus?
Come on, say with me, softly: Spar-xie~ Did you notice? Your lips naturally curl into a smile 
Come on, say with me, softly: Spar-xie~ Did you notice? Your lips naturally curl into a smile Recording of a "Comeback Stream"
Hello hello! My dear Sparxheads, did you miss me?
Miss me? Miss me? Or super-duper miss me?
Now, answer Sparxie one question as the opening for this stream: "Should rising fireworks be viewed in the night sky, or in its reflection on the lake?"
The answer is... neither! You should watch them from all those screens, big and small, that you can hold in your hands when you look down or see all around you when you look up! Sparxie's smile is the brightest firework in the summer night, it's magic that goes "POP!" in your heart like soda, so make sure to give me all your L-O-V-E, and look forward to seeing me this time, next time, and every time, teehee~
Of course, what this means is: Even though Sparxie has withdrawn from the Phantasmoon Games, I'll still be here to keep my Sparxheads company!
Did that "Everyone is Sparxie" masquerade party just now scare you? I'm truly sorry, for infecting you with the "Sparxie" virus and letting you face the slander from our greatest enemy against my Sparxheads. But it's okay to fail sometimes, 'cause some things are beautiful precisely because they're broken, that's true for the internet world, for a maiden's mask, and for people's chaotic words too.
Your beloved Sparxie has only ever wanted to shield her Sparxheads from enemy attacks and share laughter and joy with everyone! Though I did think that because of everyone's love for Sparxie, and your accepting hearts, maybe it would be okay to be selfish and announce my "farewell"...
But how could I bear to leave my Sparxheads, and how could I stand to see Planarcadia's internet become like watered-down craft beer in a tavern without Sparxie's joy-inducing secretions?
Here's an announcement: "Sparxie's streaming activities are suspended indefinitely!"... Just kidding! As Planarcadia approaches the millennium, 99.99% of internet memes will be born from Sparxie's streaming room, so keep supporting Sparxie, and let's meet at the peak!
Pinky promise with me, you'll be responsible for loving Sparxie foreverUser Comments
Love♥Sparxie: *sniffle* yes! Sparxie's back online! Sparxie didn't log off for good!
Riddle: I'm gonna stuff Sparxie in a burlap sack, take her home, and have her whisper this bit in my ear on repeat.
873_Code2Joy: Everyone come love Sparxicle 
Everyone come love Sparxicle Everyone come love Sparxicle Everyone come love Sparxicle Everyone come love Sparxicle
RainNonStop: Wait, hold up. Sparxie got eliminated from Phantasmoon Games, but her account's still racking up followers like crazy. Does that make ANY sense?
AberrationsWillBeArrested: Attention: Sparxie has been flagged as high-risk by the Department of Aberration Defense. The Security Bureau is currently tracing the IP address of this livestream. Anyone with information, we urge you to come forward.
SparxieClipCompletionist: Wait, does that mean Miss Sparxie won't be going live at the same time every night anymore?
- Riddle: Shh— This is guerrilla livestreaming, got it?
StreamerNoob12345: Followed, streamer! Follow back pleeease~ Show me some love~
Furbulitzer: Wrong place, buddy! This isn't a livestream studio, it's a magazine office!
