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Digging Up the Dirt: How That Show Please Be Happy from Fifteen Years Ago Was Totally Fake

Unlocks during Adventure Mission A Bouquet for the Blessed

Digging Up the Dirt: How That Show Please Be Happy from Fifteen Years Ago Was Totally Fake
Joolyon	Dovebrook District
	#EntertainmentScoop Today, let's talk about a variety show from fifteen years ago called Please Be Happy. Who still remembers the victim of that Herald of Death's attack, "Unsmiling Miss Bequea"? Back then, the scandal about the show being fake blew up big time, and the director himself got so much flak that he disappeared from the internet! But according to insider sources, there's supposedly more to this story, and there might even be a true culprit! Furbobo Weekly will be digging deeper to bring you the full scoop! See you on Monday~
VarietyShowVet: Pfft. This happened ages ago, and you managed to dig it up? VarietyShowVet: To be honest, it really feels like that director was thrown under the bus. AUV: Oh, I know. Actually, a lot of people are more suspicious of the producer...[Note 1] Best Flat Character: Got any proof in the comments, or are you just talking out of your hat!? AutonomousDebater: Actually, from years of watching this type of drama unfold, I can tell you that rumors are never as wild as reality itself Best Flat Character: It's just a normal show! I should know, I used to work on the set of Please Be Happy! I_believe: I've been saying it all along: these shows are just for clout-chasing. Watch 'em for fun, sure, but don't fall for your own hype! FrankDude: Hindsight's 20/20, huh? How about you try being General of the Xianzhou Yuque for a couple days? Director_Incognito: Nice, looking forward to it. See you on Monday. AutonomousDebater: Why not see you on Wednesday? Perdido Street Sweeper: Ugh, let's hope this isn't just another exposé with zero follow-through.

A meeting that transcends time, true happiness... Its name is love!

Unlocks if "'Bequea' is still Bequea." was chosen after completing Adventure Mission A Bouquet for the Blessed

A meeting that transcends time, true happiness... Its name is love!
Joolyon	Duomension City
	#FurboExposé #Tearjerker After tracking down the story, the furbo team discovered that the ghost puppy named Rocket once had an owner when she was alive. The person who made a promise of "Kinship" with her was none other than Ms. Bequea, a guest on Please Be Happy. Ms. Bequea underwent a Happiness Enhancement Surgery, but the post-op side effects caused her to forget all about her little pup Rocket... Now, as a ghost herself, Bequea has chosen to return to the sealed program recordings to find the puppy who waited for her all those years ago, and become family once more. It's love that brought them across time to reunite!
Arcadian_Leek: Ugh, Please Be Happy was such a huge part of my childhood... Finding out about all this? Talk about shattering those rose-tinted memories. Aberrant Brick: The show might be fake, but Bequea and Rocket's happiness is real, and that's all that matters... *sniff* *sniff* Diligent Peacekeeper: Waaah, this is too much , puppy lovers can't handle this Babymech: If by "puppy" you mean the Security Bureau's woofae... Cloud-Piercing Spear: Talk about rose-tinted glasses Peppy Woof: Woof! Woof woof! ddfBNc53g% I also did my part with the left-side swim, woof woof... sagHsx370& Righteous Citizen: What's going on here? Live Love Asta: Sorry, my dog stepped on the keyboard Am I a God: I can be Miss Bequea's family too Say~Cheese~: What are you, a dog?

How can I, an imagenae, protect you... another imagenae...

Unlocks if "You... are only yourself." was chosen after completing Adventure Mission A Bouquet for the Blessed

How can I, an imagenae, protect you... another imagenae...
Joolyon	Duomension City
	#FurboExposé #OurTrueEverydayLife Following an investigation by the furbo team, the ghost puppy known as Rocket was once a beloved pet dog before passing. And the person who made a promise of "kinship" with it was none other than Bequea, a guest on Please Be Happy. Bequea underwent Happiness enhancement surgery, but the post-op side effects caused her to forget all about her puppy Rocket... Now, Bequea has chosen to continue as a ghost alongside Rocket, who also became a ghost— Fulfilling their unfinished promise and embracing true happiness together.
VarietyShowVet: Thank goodness those two didn't miss it. Ugh, tricked into crying again! It's A Rocket!: There's nothing in this world a puppy can't handle. Woof woof! Say~Cheese~: It really feels alive, warms my heart just looking at it. 10_Year_Assistant: I'd do anything to be Miss Bequea's loyal pup! 1965_Born_Softboi: Does anyone have Ghost Bequea's contact info? I'm a warm-hearted guy born in '65, no house, no car, some debt, but I'm a total diamond in the rough ready to build a future together. If needed, I can also become a ghost. Perdido Street Sweeper: This is so suffocating MessyHair: Baby, if I became a ghost, would you still remember me? @MessyHeart

Why Are The Labyrinth Game Fans Throwing Down?

Unlocks after completing Trailblaze Mission The Indifference of Those Who Yet Live

Why Are The Labyrinth Game Fans Throwing Down?
Paraprince	Duomension City
	#ArcadiaNews #FanCulture Friends, you've gotta be watching the animated adaptation of The Labyrinth Game lately, right? It's absolutely blowing up, and become so popular they've been holding fan convention after fan convention. I just happened to be passing by one and thought I'd grab a ticket and check it out for kicks. But at today's convention, two groups of fans got into a massive brawl! Anyone know what that was all about? I need answers here.
YaddaYadda: Isn't that pretty common? Contentious Citizen: Got any footage? Lemme see ThisVexisIsMine: Quiet down, show some respect for the late author Chairsky. [Account_Deleted]: It's been fifteen years... I miss her so much OutofMoves: Is no one gonna break this up? SoninTuition: Yeah, yeah! My son was there, said there was a monkey causing a ruckus! DetectivePassingBy: ? AutonomousDebater: I saw posts about The Labyrinth Game on three different platforms today. Does that mean the algorithm's got me figured out? Furbobocom_Official: Leave it to me, I'm great at breaking up fights!

A two-way redemption between artist and art: Resurrected Chairsky!

Unlocks after completing Adventure Mission The Comic With No Answers

A two-way redemption between artist and art: Resurrected Chairsky!
Paraprince	Duomension City
	#ArcadiaNews #TheLabyrinthGame #TheMercatorFiles Beep-boop! In a twist that'll blow your mind, the genius comic artist Chairsky, who was declared deceased fifteen years ago, has come back to life! Word on the street is that Chairsky will make a comeback with their new work The Mercator Files. All subsequent business dealings and public relations will be handled by Ms. Chair. Folks, isn't this resurrection basically a two-way redemption arc for both creator and creation?
Ask If You Don't Know: Did you watch an ad to revive? SoninTuition: I bought a whole box of comic. My son devoured them, said they're amazing. So where's part two? RealWok_n_Roll: Fulwish TV@Business Channel: Kids these days read way too many comics. Why don't they read some financial news instead? Geometry4Lyfe: Kids these days read way too many financial news. A comic book or two wouldn't hurt, you know? AutonomousDebater: Probably just hype. I remember someone else claimed they died before, then later were like "nah, I'm good." Terror_in_Fog: Death is no joke! Sunday: Agreed. Let's not chalk everything up to hype. RunChairRun: Hey, cut it out, you guys~ Oh wait, nobody's fighting anymore ThisVexisIsMine: Vexis won, I'm all good DetectivePassingBy: There's a Mercator sequel? I'm SO in

Then let me ask you this. Where's my body?

Unlocks after completing Trailblaze Mission The Indifference of Those Who Yet Live

Then let me ask you this. Where's my body?
Superalloy_Overlord	Duomension City
	#ArcadiaNews #Lost&Found Has anyone seen my body? I parked it in the hangar yesterday before flying off , but when I checked this morning, my body had completely vanished. Someone must've put on the wrong one by mistake. Please contact me ASAP to return it. That's my ONLY body!
AUV: Body part are getting more and more expensive these days. Superalloy_Overlord: Bro, you get me. I worked my tail off for years just to afford my first body VIPs Have Long Backstory: Sounds like it's no different from us just swapping skin tones FrankDude: That's not even comparable! Mechatrons can swap bodies all week long without ever reusing the same one! Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Wait, here's the real question, though: how do you type without arms? Arcadian_Leek: Wait, do they use their tongue!? OutofMoves: OP, don't forget to wipe the drool off your screen after posting Furbobocom_Official: Don't lose heart, I'm here to help

That frantic dash through the streets was Sapone's final dance

Unlocks if Sapone dealt with things on her own after completing Adventure Mission Thirty First Dates

That frantic dash through the streets was Sapone's final dance
Furbobocom_Official	Duomension City
	#FurboboBigScoop After a thorough investigation, the furbo team has uncovered that those "clone" imagenae spotted on the streets lately are named Sapone, and they've been searching for their creator: a Department of Aberration Defense employee named Sorren. Created as Sorren's "perfect girlfriend," she once lacked a sense of self. But after learning that thirty Sapones had been created and discarded by Sorren, she just wanted to see him one last time and give him a piece of her mind . Rumor has it Sapone fulfilled her wish and vanished like a falling leaf.
AFoolKnowsThemselves: Wait, isn't that my coworker? The one who's always bossing people around at work? How does a guy like THAT have a girlfriend!? Hee Hee Not Hee-Hee: Didn't he make her himself? You didn't even bother reading the post, did you? Perdido Street Sweeper: Sounds wild. But in Planarcadia? That's pretty much par for the course. Arcadian_Leek: I want a perfect girlfriend too Righteous Citizen: Dream on VIPs Have Long Backstory: With words straight from the heart like that, Sorren must be real touched, huh? DetectivePassingBy: Shh! Don't overthink it Astropolis Aspirant: Blurry_QR_Colt material +1

The monster behind thirty Sapones found! Punished severely!

Unlocks if the Security Bureau was called after completing Adventure Mission Thirty First Dates

The monster behind thirty Sapones found! Punished severely!
Furbobocom_Official	Duomension City
	#FurboboBigScoop After a thorough investigation, the furbo team has uncovered that those "clone" imagenae spotted on the streets lately are named Sapone, and they've been searching for their creator: a Department of Aberration Defense employee named Sorren. In his twisted pursuit of the "perfect girlfriend," Sorren repeatedly imagenated and discarded Sapones, chasing the thrill of experiencing first love over and over. So far, thirty Sapones have fallen victim to his sick little game. Thanks to (Trailblazer)'s decisive intervention, Sorren has now faced legal consequences.
AFoolKnowsThemselves: Wait, isn't that my coworker? The one who's always bossing people around at work? How does a guy like THAT have a girlfriend!? Hee Hee Not Hee-Hee: Didn't he make her himself? You didn't even bother reading the post, did you? Luv(Trailblazer)4Eva: As expected of (Trailblazer)! So reliable! I feel so safe with you around! Arcadian_Leek: I want a perfect girlfriend too Righteous Citizen: Dream on 1965_Born_Softboi: Does anyone have contact info for these Sapones? I'm a '65-born, warm-hearted guy. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. I'm ready to struggle together with her. Observer in the Gaps: I read so fast, I'm starting to regret being literate. AberrationsWillBeArrested: I've got Sorren's contact info. I'll DM you 1965_Born_Softboi: Stop sending me creepy ghost pics! I'm 60 years old here! Astropolis Aspirant: Blurry_QR_Colt material +1

Terror in Duomension City! Another Idol Falls Victim!

Unlocks after completing Trailblaze Mission The Indifference of Those Who Yet Live

Terror in Duomension City! Another Idol Falls Victim!
PeacefulPlanarcadia	Duomension City
	#ArcadiaScoop Flash Report A shocking crime occurred in Duomension City this morning! The eyes of Planarcadia's beloved idol Ms. Joye were ruthlessly stolen by the perpetrator Ms. Joye's fans at the scene were overwhelmed with emotion, breaking down in tears.
Joolyon: Whoa! You scared the fur off me! Am I a God: I cross that bridge every single day on my way to work. How could something like this happen? Righteous Citizen: Do you not watch the news at all? There are cases where the killer takes body parts from victims. This isn't even the first one. In the Room Where It Happens: All I care about is: Can I still get a refund for my ticket to Joye's fan meet-and-greet? Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: How scary~ Are you really a fan of Baby Joye? Duomension City Gourmand: Miss Joye is a treasure of Duomension City, and I won't let anyone lay a finger on her Furbobocom_Official: Detective (Traiblazer) is on the case!

So babes, which body part do you love watching the "Millennium Killer" snatch away the most?

Unlocks if Sparxie was chosen during Adventure Mission Millennium Killer

So babes, which body part do you love watching the "Millennium Killer" snatch away the most?
Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL	Duomension City
	As for me, Sparxicle, I just adore those cute little dimples, they look so sweet and lovely! What about you guys? Drop your votes in the comments! Let's see which "feature" is the fan favorite~
@Polished Dental: Stammering front teeth Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: ? @Polished Dental: Shimmering* typo Nimble Ploo: I'm betting my hairline on this 10_Year_Assistant: Hands... I wish I had a pair of hands that could draw. I Like You: The heart. Am I a God: Truth be told, I really do love Miss Joye's eyes. Delinquent Bird: Found the perp @PeacefulPlanarcadia Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Wow, this is blowing up! Thanks so much, everyone! Keep those comments coming and don't forget to smash that Like button!

Official Statement: "Millennium Killer" Takes Own Life Out of Guilt

Unlocks if Sparxie was chosen after completing Adventure Mission Millennium Killer

Official Statement: "Millennium Killer" Takes Own Life Out of Guilt
Furbulitzer	Duomension City
Stelle Caelus	#FurboExposé A spokesperson for the Department of Aberration Defense has confirmed the identity of the deceased individual discovered earlier today in Duomension City. The victim has been identified as the "Millennium Killer," real name Bartoli Miranda (age 36), a doctor from Duomension City who was responsible for 18 murder cases in Planarcadia this year. The Department of Aberration Defense has preliminarily determined this to be a case of suicide driven by guilt. Further investigation into the case is ongoing.
Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Guess who's responsible for that? (hands on hips) Never_Change_Avatar_Til_Sparxie_Stops_Streaming_4ever: Not you, anyway Love♥Sparxicle: Alright, haters, give it a rest. It's one thing to throw shade on a regular day, but Sparxie just took down a major threat to Duomension City, and you're still gonna troll? Never_Change_Avatar_Til_Sparxie_Stops_Streaming_4ever: Okay, okay, okay! Credit where credit is due, Our Lady and Savior Sparxie is amazing, taking down the "Millennium Killer" with such a clever plan. Even the haters have nothing to say! Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Aww, thanks babe! Love you too~ ♡ I knew you couldn't resist me~ Hee Hee Not Hee-Hee: I got some insider info, and all I can say is that move from Sparxie was seriously impressive, both clever and ruthless. Almost makes me wanna go from casual observer to full-on fan. OnlyDummiesWillReadThisOneOutLoud: +1 Panshipper: +1 VarietyShowVet: +1 Ruthless Chart-Rigger: +1 Never_Change_Avatar_Til_Sparxie_Stops_Streaming_4ever: -1 Sunday: That's a good thing, but it'd be even better if we could bring the Millennium Killer to justice Say~Cheese~: Exactly! After causing so much havoc, taking the easy way out with suicide is hardly justice! Cloud-Piercing Spear: Considering it was the Great Miss Sparxie who got involved, we should count our blessings that the whole thing didn't blow up into an even bigger mess. It's a cause for celebration, really. Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Hey, Dragon Young, quit being so passive aggressive!

Breaking News: "Millennium Killer" Taken Down by Good Samaritan

Unlocks if Ashveil was chosen after completing Adventure Mission Millennium Killer

Breaking News: "Millennium Killer" Taken Down by Good Samaritan
Furbulitzer	Duomension City
Stelle Caelus	#FurboExposé A Department of Aberration Defense spokesperson has confirmed that the "Millennium Killer," responsible for 18 murders in Planarcadia this year, had a chance encounter earlier today in Duomension City with two helpful citizens assisting with the investigation, resulting in a violent confrontation. During the altercation, the suspect was killed on the spot by the two helpful citizens. The "Millennium Killer" has been identified as Bartoli Miranda (36), a doctor from Duomension City. The investigation into the case is still ongoing.
GreatFortune_at_the_table: Said a concerned citizen Say~Cheese~: "Serial murderer died on the spot due to concerned citizens." Who knew language could reframe optics like that? Geometry4Lyfe: The folks from Planarcadia sure pack a punch! GreatFortune_at_the_table: I've heard these two concerned citizens are a certain magazine boss and a certain hard-up detective Geometry4Lyfe: ...Never mind, then. Say~Cheese~: ...said a concerned citizen 1965_Born_Softboi: Does anyone have the contact info for those two brave citizens? I'm a '65-born, warm-hearted guy. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. I just love heroic figures like them! DetectivePassingBy: DM sent, don't let me down 1965_Born_Softboi: Bro, I messed up HotWeatherMelon: Good riddance! Pop the champagne! Ruthless Chart-Rigger: Sucks that we couldn't officially put her on trial, but whatever. Duomension City is rid of that menace at last. Looks like night strolls just got a whole lot safer~

Shocking! The Golden Confessional actually leads to another world!?

Unlocks after completing Trailblaze Mission The Indifference of Those Who Yet Live

Shocking! The Golden Confessional actually leads to another world!?
Unseen In Exam Week	"World's End" Tavern
	#ArcadiaNews Rumor has it there's a massive Chrysos toilet at the "World's End" Tavern, and the other end connects to another dimension. A Friend of mine accidentally fell in and ended up traveling to a planet ruled by Wubbaboos. Anyone wanna team up to catch Wubbaboo in that other dimension? We'll split the loot 70-30. You get 30, I get 70.
Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: 30-70 split. No ifs, ands, or buts! Say~Cheese~: I, March 7th Laughing-Prone Get Out: Wait, isn't that toilet where the Fools throw their trash? Red Horned Plumber: I've used this toilet before. It's a bit drafty. Observer in the Gaps: A golden toilet? Wouldn't that freeze your butt off? Am I a God: The Wubbaboo Protection Society condemns this Love Magical Girls: Wubbaboos are so adorable, why would you want to catch Wubbies? Another Treasure, Fam: Viewing this post for more than 3 seconds constitutes an automatic agreement to be world-shifted. Furbobocom_Official: Let me see what's going on here

Do not attempt to enter the Chrysos Toilet!

Unlocks after completing Adventure Mission Otherworldly Hero of the Toilet Kingdom

Do not attempt to enter the Chrysos Toilet!
Furbobocom_Official	"World's End" Tavern
	#FurboboBigScoop Regarding the recent online rumors that the "Golden Confessional leads to another world," we have specially dispatched reporters to investigate. Verdict: Complete and utter hogwash! We strongly urge everyone NOT to attempt this, and especially DO NOT stick your head into your toilet. In the event of mental distress, Furbobocom_Official will not be liable for any compensation.
Am I a God: Well, who's gonna make up for my missing Wubbaboo worlds then!? YaddaYadda: Too little, too late! Leveling_Solo: You've totally lost it, haven't you? Am I a God: Good point Red Horned Plumber: Did the Masked Fools pay you off or something? How come you're denying it now?

False advertising? The biggest lie on Duomension City's Must-Eat List!

Unlocks after completing Trailblaze Mission The Indifference of Those Who Yet Live

False advertising? The biggest lie on Duomension City's Must-Eat List!
Eating_Solo	Duomension City
	#ArcadiaNews #HiddenGemDining #FoodAndFun Has ANYONE actually managed to order the signature seafood platter? Why is it that EVERY SINGLE TIME I go to the Kraken Tavern, I'm told "today's seafood is sold out" ? Somebody in the comments please enlighten me: Is this some kind of artificial scarcity marketing trick? Or does this dish not even EXIST on their menu? If you can't make it, then don't put it on Duomension City's must-try list and scam people!
Non-Anonymous User: Running late, huh? Say~Cheese~: I'm a student, can I get the half-price special? Display Name of Five Words: You can fool people online all you want, just don't start believing your own hype AberrationsWillBeArrested: I feel like it's been forever since I had seafood at a tavern First To Chicken Out: Wanna eat Kraken Duomension City Gourmand: Does a seafood platter really need to have seafood? Just because the seafood's sold out doesn't mean you can't order the seafood platter. No SoulGlad: So what else is a must-try? From Seafeld City: Wait, are you NOT insulting me right now? Latest Wispae: Kind words build bridges, harsh words break hearts Furbobocom_Official: Everyone, please wait around while we investigate

Our signature seafood platter is making a comeback. Stay tuned!

Unlocks after completing Adventure Mission Bring Its Eyes

Our signature seafood platter is making a comeback. Stay tuned!
Furbobocom_Official	Duomension City
	#FurboExposé #FoodDrinksandFun The signature dish might be late, but it's definitely not canceled! According to our investigative reporters, the kraken has recently completed a long journey and has now returned to regular operations at the tavern. Diners can rest assured, the seafood combo will be back on the menu soon. Follow @Furbobocom_official for more Planarcadia food news!
Name Stays Til Success: Who's Kraken 1965_Born_Softboi: Does anyone have Kraken's contact info? I'm a '65-born, warm-hearted guy. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. We can build our future together. Terror_in_Fog: Why is there seafood for sale only when the boss returns? The more you think about it, the creepier it gets... Cloud-Piercing Spear: Did you go restock? What Cans: Wait, what if the boss himself IS the seafood? Tiny Giant Monster: So besides the seafood platter, what else is a must-try? Latest Wispae: Hurtful words can really sting, you know? Your Account Is Perfect: Everyone, listen up, quit fighting! This Kraken Tavern group deal is seriously a steal! >>> Hit the [link] before it's gone

A renaissance in gaming?

Unlocks if the red plane was destroyed after completing Adventure Mission Touched in 8-Bit

A renaissance in gaming?
Furbobocom_Official	Duomension City
	#ArcadiaNews #GamingScene Recently, a massive wave of speedrun videos for retro 8-bit games has flooded the net, and the buzz around them just keeps growing. Could this ancient genre make a comeback, catch the eye of investors, and claw its way back into the mainstream gaming market? Stay tuned. We'll keep you posted!
Display Name Expired: What's so special about the mainstream market? Why do we have to go back there? Capitalism Ex Machina: It's back... I can feel it all coming back to me Am_An_Oldtimer: I never left Dreamless Coffee Chug Chug: Wait, there are still people who don't know about 8bit's dirt? AUV: Tell me more. Arcadian_Leek: Newbie here, can someone fill me in? [Account_Deleted]: Juicy_Gossip.exe FrankDude: I asked around, turns out it's just a black pixel. Enimay Prow: I have absolutely zero interest in pixel-art spaceships, you get me Severe Sparxie Dependence: How come that '65 guy isn't in this thread? 1965_Born_Softboi: Does anyone have contact info for that pixel-art Little Fay chick? I'm a '65-born, warm-hearted guy. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. I'm totally down to grind it out together with her. Leveling_Solo: Interesting. Added to my wishlist. Am_An_Oldtimer: What's the point of just adding it to your wishlist? Look at your playtime! Leveling_Solo: HELLO? You sure you wanna look at mine? Angry Microwave: A game that runs on a microwave? Now THAT'S a truly great game. When Will I Graduate: Anyone got the student edition?

The revival of indie games?

Unlocks if the white plane was destroyed after completing Adventure Mission Touched in 8-Bit

The revival of indie games?
Furbobocom_Official	Duomension City
	#ArcadiaNews #GamingScene Recently, gameplay footage of a retro 8-bit game has been making waves online. Rumor has it the developer turned down a hefty buyout offer from the IPC, stubbornly sticking to indie development. Now that's dedication we can respect! Will this 8-bit gem actually hit its release date and launch successfully? Stay tuned. We'll keep you posted!
Display Name Expired: I've already backed it. I hope they don't flake on the release! Capitalism Ex Machina: It's back... I can feel it all coming back to me Am_An_Oldtimer: I never left Dreamless Coffee Chug Chug: Wait, there are still people who don't know about 8bit's dirt? AUV: Tell me more. Arcadian_Leek: Newbie here, can someone fill me in? [Account_Deleted]: Juicy_Gossip.exe FrankDude: I asked around, turns out it's just a black pixel. Enimay Prow: I have absolutely zero interest in pixel-art spaceships, you get me Severe Sparxie Dependence: How come that '65 guy isn't in this thread? 1965_Born_Softboi: Does anyone have contact info for that pixel-art Little Fay chick? I'm a '65-born, warm-hearted guy. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. I'm totally down to grind it out together with her. Leveling_Solo: Interesting. Added to my wishlist. Am_An_Oldtimer: What's the point of just adding it to your wishlist? Look at your playtime! Leveling_Solo: HELLO? You sure you wanna look at mine?

Watch out for the indie dev's game design bootcamp!

Unlocks if neither plane was destroyed after completing Adventure Mission Touched in 8-Bit

Watch out for the indie dev's game design bootcamp!
Furbobocom_Official	Duomension City
	#ArcadiaNews #GamingScene A game design workshop run by an indie developer has been making waves online lately. The controversial bit? The course focuses on 8-bit game development, but whether such retro fare can still hook modern players remains up for debate. But the indie dev says they'll keep at it. We'll keep you posted on how this pans out.
Display Name Expired: Where can I download the course videos Capitalism Ex Machina: DM'd Am_An_Oldtimer: Please, wishing all good souls peace and safety~ Dreamless Coffee Chug Chug: Wait, there are still people who don't know about 8bit's dirt? AUV: Tell me more. Arcadian_Leek: Newbie here, can someone fill me in? [Account_Deleted]: Juicy_Gossip.exe FrankDude: I asked around, turns out it's just a black pixel. Enimay Prow: I have absolutely zero interest in pixel-art spaceships, you get me Severe Sparxie Dependence: How come that '65 guy isn't in this thread? 1965_Born_Softboi: Does anyone have contact info for that pixel-art Little Fay chick? I'm a '65-born, warm-hearted guy. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. I'm totally down to grind it out together with her. Leveling_Solo: I can teach too. Am_An_Oldtimer: Check your playtime Leveling_Solo: HELLO? You sure you wanna look at mine?

Fire away at all Cosmicon Collective experts!

Unlocks during Adventure Mission Legend of the Cosmicon Collective

Fire away at all Cosmicon Collective experts!
Paraprince	Duomension City
Stelle Caelus	#SeekingCosmiconCollectiveMasters (Trailblazer) challenges all the "Cosmicon Collective" hotshots in Duomension City! (Trailblazer) loves taking on people who think they're hot stuff If you think you've got what it takes to throw down with our boss, (Trailblazer) is more than happy to oblige (Trailblazer) has a hundred ways to make you lose in style, and there's nothing you can do about it Masters welcome to reply
TheEnD=Elder: Come find me, and witness my apocalyptic hand Umbralle Agency: It's been a while since I've seen a challenge this cringe. If you really want to challenge me, I'll be in Dovebrook Magical Girl Troupe Recruitment: If you think you're strong enough, come find me at Graphia Academy Antiquated Scholar: Break! Launch! Come! Fight! Say~Cheese~: I'm begging you, stop posting such outdated content Orch Takes the Pill: The Cosmicon Collective is about to blow up! Babymech: What is the Cosmicon Collective

Who else!

Unlocks after completing Adventure Mission Legend of the Cosmicon Collective

Who else!
Furbobocom_Official	Duomension City
Stelle Caelus	#SeekingCosmiconCollectiveMasters Great news! (Trailblazer) has defeated all of Duomension City's Cosmicon Collective masters! As expected from (Trailblazer)! Tough! Invincible! The strongest! This reporter can't help but ask: Who's next?
Cosmicon Collective Official: Encounter a player with an unstoppable combat build and give it everything you've got to defeat (him/her)! An official bounty has been issued: Calling all true masters! CardLover: Master Ball, go! Leveling_Solo: It doesn't matter. I'll step up. Arita Security Corps: Who says players can't become legends? DetectivePassingBy: Whoa, a god of games! Yellow Ducky Nibbles: I'll be waiting for you in Seafeld City 16100: Even Seafeld City isn't safe from the Collective anymore Unseen In Exam Week: You haven't beaten me yet 1965_Born_Softboi: Does anyone have (Trailblazer)'s contact info? I'm a '65-born, warm-hearted guy. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. I'm willing to work hard together with (him/her).

Enigmata mechatrons' whereabouts uncertain. Perhaps they've become stardust?

Unlocks after completing Adventure Mission Star Traveler: Human Transformation

Enigmata mechatrons' whereabouts uncertain. Perhaps they've become stardust?
Furbulitzer	Duomension City
	#ArcadiaNews #CityMysteries Recently, the mysterious green mechatron prowling the streets and alleys of Duomension City has become increasingly elusive. As of now, multiple organizations including Graphia Academy and local gangs have put out bounties for this mechatron. This correspondent has also received tearful complaints from numerous noodle shop owners about their surplus of unsold Machine Oil. Furthermore, citizens claim to have spotted a mysterious masked woman lurking around locations where it frequently appears.
Righteous Citizen: I've seen that mechatron before! It just HAD to show off its main cannon. Talk about intimidating... Babymech: Are you sure that guy's really a mechatron? Something just feels off about it to me. Geometry4Lyfe: Need more details on that main cannon. Plz Algorithm Be Kind: Am I the only one who finds battle-damaged mechatrons absolutely delicious? Like, total eye candy? AUV: It's just you MessyHair: It went up in smoke... of course it's battle damage! Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Oh my, looks like you got caught after all~ How pitiful~ SoninTuition: You know this thing? Tell it to cough up some money for the damage to Graphia Academy's basketball hoop! Nuddle Doesn't Eat Noodles: Y'know what, adding machine oil to hand-stretched noodles actually sounds kinda interesting. Might give it a shot next time.

Can I Get It for Free? I'm a Student.

Unlocks after completing Trailblaze Mission Real Holy Laughter!

Can I Get It for Free? I'm a Student.
Daybreak Squadron's Fifth Member	Pearluxe Tower
	Hey everyone, I'm a Daybreak Squadron superfan I heard the Daybreak Squadron lost, and I'm absolutely LIVID. I'm going to inherit the Daybreak Squadron's will and keep fighting in their place. But I don't have a mechatron. So I need a kind soul to sponsor me a mechatron, please and thank you!
Superalloy_Overlord: I'm a mechatron, I can do it Daybreak Squadron's Fifth Member: Imagenae don't count. It's gotta be a mechatron I can actually pilot! Superalloy_Overlord: You can pilot me if you want Righteous Citizen: You know they all say: "Start with one picture, and make up the rest." Now scammers don't even add a picture anymore. Daybreak Squadron's Fifth Member: I'm not a scammer! I'm really a fan of Daybreak Squadron! Righteous Citizen: Go to Pearluxe Tower and buy it yourself Daybreak Squadron's Fifth Member: Alright! Daybreak Squadron's Fifth Member: Where's Pearluxe Tower Miss Fairy of Third Hospital: Silas, the truth is, I don't have a mechatron either Daybreak Squadron's Fifth Member: Don't reveal my real name, Yuna! Righteous Citizen: Oh my, fancy seeing you here. GreatFortune_at_the_table: So cute 1965_Born_Softboi: Does anyone have the Daybreak Squadron's contact info? I'm a '65-born, warm-hearted guy. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. We can build our future together. Blazeweaver Rush: What makes you think you'd get a shot at something this good? Furbobocom_Official: Don't worry. I'll do it.

SHOCKING! Baseball Raccoon Defeated by Ten-Year-Old Grade Schooler!?

Unlocks if the Trailblazer let Silas win after completing Adventure Mission Daybreak Squadron's Successor

SHOCKING! Baseball Raccoon Defeated by Ten-Year-Old Grade Schooler!?
Furbobocom_Official	Pearluxe Tower
Stelle Caelus	Live from Pearluxe Tower, Baseball Raccoon vs. a ten-year-old kid from Planarcadia. Despite a heroic effort, Baseball Raccoon fell just short and couldn't clinch the win! At long last, after the fall of the Daybreak Squadron, Planarcadia's superhero legacy has found its successor, and that is... @Daybreak Squadron's Fifth Member. Let's give this ten-year-old a round of applause!
Ever since I became a meta slave, my life's been over.: Baseball Raccoon loses to a ten-year-old, Daybreak Squadron loses to Baseball Raccoon, so... Daybreak Squadron loses to a ten-year-old? Grand-Thunder-Coil: Correct. Babymech: Correct. Leveling_Solo: Since when are elementary schoolers this strong!? DogDash: What in the DogDash orders, right? Say~Cheese~: Whoa, writing about the boss like that? You guys have some serious guts! Furbulitzer: Just stating facts Furli: Just stating facts Daybreak Squadron's Fifth Member: Hey guys, stop DMing me! I don't have any tips to share! The Baseball Raccoon was just going easy on me. Daybreak Squadron's Fifth Member: I know, I know! I've felt it for a while now. I'll keep at it and grow into a real-deal superhero! Sunday: You got this, kid! I'll be rooting for you! Dreamless Coffee Chug Chug: I was there too, and I swear I saw a Cinderborne in the crowd. Am I hallucinating from pulling all-nighters or what? Magic_Wine: Less coffee, more magic wine

His Dream Came True, What About Yours?

Unlocks if the Trailblazer defeated Silas after completing Adventure Mission Daybreak Squadron's Successor

His Dream Came True, What About Yours?
Furbobocom_Official	Pearluxe Tower
	Live from Pearluxe Tower, Baseball Raccoon vs. a ten-year-old kid from Planarcadia. Though no match for his opponent, the kid received Wishpower from the live audience recognition from Baseball Raccoon! Turns out this showdown was actually Baseball Raccoon's way of helping the kid achieve his dream of piloting a mechatron. Everyone, let's say it together: Thank you, Baseball Raccoon!
Raccoons Bots: Where there's a Baseball Raccoon, there's me! Baseball Raccoon rocks! Furbulitzer: Baseball Raccoon, coming right up! Furli: Baseball Raccoon, coming right up! Daybreak Squadron's Fifth Member: Ladies and gents, please give this post more thumb-ups! I'm the elementary school kid who battled Baseball Raccoon. From today on, I'm a super fan of both Daybreak Squadron AND Baseball Raccoon! DetectivePassingBy: He still can't let go of the Daybreak Squadron The Strictest Monkey: So touching. Thumbs up! GreatFortune_at_the_table: Can I have the "King Pom-Pom: Alloy Armor 999"? I'm okay with losing to the Baseball Raccoon Sleepless Phantasmoon: ? Say~Cheese~: ? Dreamless Coffee Chug Chug: I was there too, and I swear I saw a Cinderborne in the crowd. Am I hallucinating from pulling all-nighters or what? Magic_Wine: Less coffee, more magic wine

Extra, extra! Furbulitzer is secretly drawing comics behind Furbobo Weekly's back!

Unlocks after completing Adventure Mission Where did Blurry go?

Extra, extra! Furbulitzer is secretly drawing comics behind Furbobo Weekly's back!
Paraprince	Lookout Cloud
	#StarRailFEST After queuing for twenty system hours, I, Paraprince, have finally squeezed into Blurry_QR_Colt's signing queue! Wait a sec, why does Blurry_QR_Colt look just like our Furbobo Weekly colleague!? That's Furbulitzer, isn't it? The one who went missing a while ago? P.S. I'm cosplaying tomorrow! Going as the not-so-popular Doomsday Beast. Kisses to everyone coming for photos! See you on Day 2!
DetectivePassingBy: I deduced last month that the author of The Fluffy was a furbo, and I was right on the money. Say~Cheese~: You can try again next month! For The Fluffy: Lol, someone actually fell for the furbo trick and thought it was the real deal. The author wasn't even at the signing during the first half. Fluffy4Ever: ??? I'm un-stanning Second-Hand Flea Market: Don't know what to do with those signed collectibles after quitting the fandom? Sell them for top dollar on Flea Market! Flea Market is an official secondhand trading platform... >>> For more details, hit the [Link] HD_Bar_Colt: The first half is signed by a furbo robot controlled remotely by the author! Furbobocom_Official: I want to be controlled by Blurry, too TechniliciousHayek: I really ought to put you under some macro-control Alpha But Sweet: I saw on the news that a tourist got too spooked by the Doomsday Beast at the expo and had to be rushed to the hospital. Was that you? Next time, take me along with you. Paraprince: It's not out until tomorrow! Try actually reading the post content PeacefulPlanarcadia: You all better come with me

Breaking: Mia, Secretary to the CEO, Detained on the Xianzhou Yuque

Unlocks if Mia is handed over to Yao Guang after completing Adventure Mission Blood of the Lone Wolf

Breaking: Mia, Secretary to the CEO, Detained on the Xianzhou Yuque
Furbobocom_Official	Dovebrook District
	A spokesperson for the Sky-Faring Commission on the Xianzhou Yuque announced today that Ms. Mia, Secretary to the CEO of Planarcadia, was detained by the Cloud Knights within Yuque territory. Yuque officials stated that Ms. Mia entered the territory illegally. The Cloud Knights have taken her into custody according to Xianzhou Legal Code, and members of the IPC Strategic Investment Department are welcome to observe the interrogation. The spokesperson for the Strategic Investment Department stated they will not interfere with the law enforcement of the Xianzhou Alliance, but they have requested to send a special envoy to the proceedings. The Yuque has yet to respond to this request. Reliable sources suggest that Mia may have been fleeing a secret internal investigation into violations. The CEO's office has not commented on these claims as of press time. In a separate announcement, the CEO's office confirmed that Ms. Zephyr, former Director of the Department of Housing Security, will step in as the new Secretary to the CEO.
PotOfOrchid: What's going on? Defection? DisciplineSpecialist: Feels more like fleeing to escape justice. Word is they've had an internal investigation on her for a while now, and she bolted right before they closed the net. As for why she ran to the Xianzhou... She's probably got intel on the Abundance's blessing and wants to use it to cut a deal with the Xianzhou folks. Lone_Freerider: Sounds like someone's got the inside scoop? The Strictest Monkey: There's nothing to it, he's just making wild guesses DetectivePassingBy: Totally! DragoTiger_Apex: Zephyr's pretty great. She's been pushing for affordable 2D world housing, and now she's finally got her shot at climbing the ladder. Good for her Super_Dimension_GenZ: Just curious, can we request an extradition from the Xianzhou in a situation like this? Terror_in_Fog: Legally? Sure. But most of the time, this is more of a negotiation issue than a legal one. Super_Dimension_GenZ: Got it... *sigh* I just hope Madam Pearl doesn't let the Xianzhou folks take too much advantage of her. Terror_in_Fog: Haha, don't worry! Madam Pearl's a master negotiator. I'm sure she'll find a way to make it work for everyone. MugLife: What on earth did Ms. Mia do? It's hard to even imagine she's always come across as a total professional, super capable, and efficient. Leveling_Solo: Give me a break. Anyone who never plays games can't be that good of a person. DetectivePassingBy: Hey! That's not fair! I don't play games either! Leveling_Solo: That just proves my point DetectivePassingBy: @The Strictest Monkey Scold her! The Strictest Monkey: I don't get involved in petty squabbles. I'm out.

Official Release: Ms. Mia to Step Down as Secretary to the CEO

Unlocks if Mia is handed over to Pearl after completing Adventure Mission Blood of the Lone Wolf

Official Release: Ms. Mia to Step Down as Secretary to the CEO
Furbobocom_Official	Dovebrook District
	The Office of the CEO of Planarcadia announced today that Ms. Mia has officially stepped down as Secretary to the CEO. Ms. Zephyr, former Director of the Department of Housing Security, will assume the role effective immediately. According to well-informed sources, this personnel change may be related to a secret internal investigation into disciplinary violations. As of press time, the Office of the CEO has not issued a response to these claims.
AberrationsWillBeArrested: Thank you, Ms. Mia, for all your hard work over the years. All the best for what lies ahead Super_Dimension_GenZ: All the best for what lies ahead PotOfOrchid: All the best for what lies ahead Lone_Freerider: All the best for what lies ahead MugLife: All the best for what lies ahead DisciplineSpecialist: Cut the "all the best for what lies ahead" nonsense. What's with this internal investigation? Is it a resignation, or did they get the boot? Terror_in_Fog: All the best for what lies ahead Leveling_Solo: All the best for what lies ahead DragoTiger_Apex: Zephyr's pretty great. She's been pushing for affordable 2D world housing, and now she's finally got her shot at climbing the ladder. Good for her DisciplineSpecialist: Something about this whole thing feels off. The transfer order came out of nowhere, and the report was super vague The Strictest Monkey: Hey, hey, don't jump to conclusions. Even if there's more to this than meets the eye, Madam Pearl's gotta finish the investigation before she can give us the official word, right? Just sit tight and let things play out DetectivePassingBy: Totally!

Breaking: Mia, Secretary to the CEO, Found Dead at Home From Suicide

Unlocks if Mia is let go after completing Adventure Mission Blood of the Lone Wolf

Breaking: Mia, Secretary to the CEO, Found Dead at Home From Suicide
Furbobocom_Official	Dovebrook District
	The Security Bureau announced that Ms. Mia, Secretary to the CEO of Planarcadia, was found dead in the bathroom of her residence. Investigators have ruled out foul play and accidents, preliminarily concluding it was a suicide. A note was found at the scene, though the Security Bureau stated its contents will not be released to the public. According to well-informed sources, this incident may be related to a secret internal investigation into disciplinary violations. As of press time, the Office of the CEO has not issued a response to these claims. Furthermore, the Office of the CEO confirmed that Ms. Zephyr, former Director of the Department of Housing Security, will take over as the new Secretary to the CEO.
Super_Dimension_GenZ: I had a pretty good impression of Mia. Such a shame... Why would she take her own life? PotOfOrchid: An internal investigation? Sounds like someone's about to get caught with their hand in the cookie jar Lone_Freerider: Perhaps it could be a suicide out of guilt? MugLife: Hard to say DragoTiger_Apex: Zephyr's pretty great. She's been pushing for affordable 2D world housing, and now she's finally got her shot at climbing the ladder. Good for her MidForTheMasses: Speaking of which, wasn't there a rumor going around? Something about Mia being a spy the Marketing Development Department planted in Planarcadia Devil_InTheDetails: I've seen stuff about that too, but how much of it is actually true? DisciplineSpecialist: She offed herself not long after the news broke. How much of it do you think is legit? Bearly_A_Bear: Well, that begs the question: Was it really a "suicide"? The Strictest Monkey: On second thought, maybe I shouldn't ask Terror_in_Fog: On second thought, maybe I shouldn't ask Leveling_Solo: On second thought, maybe I shouldn't ask Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: I think we could put on a show to reveal the terrifying truth behind this incident Leveling_Solo: If you're really that bored with life, why don't you make yourself useful and help me out? Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Nah uh, as a law-abiding streamer, I'm just gonna pass on that~ DetectivePassingBy: I'm totally legit. Why not come work for me? Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: And you are?

SHOCKING! Truth Behind Star Rabbit!

Unlocks after completing Adventure Mission Steed for Souls

SHOCKING! Truth Behind Star Rabbit!
Furli	Inkford Hermitage
	Breaking News! The arcade smash hit Star Rabbit is actually an indie game! The entire dev team is made up of reclusive imagenae living in "Inkford Hermitage"! The team consists of a deceased moonlull merchant mogul, a cynical orch philosopher, and a world-class pop star from a century ago. No wonder the whole game has this otherworldly, detached-from-reality vibe!
PhotoGraphia: A great whale older than the Gods Stranded on a beach of stars From which trees now grow[Note 2] Furli: What does this poem mean? HD_Bar_Colt: I think it's saying that you should give some love to lonely old folks Paraprince: It's okay, madam, you're still young! DetectivePassingBy: Then how about showing me a little more care? HD_Bar_Colt: Alright, next time you put up the deposit for me, and we'll split the profits 30-70 DetectivePassingBy: ...I get 30? HD_Bar_Colt: Exactly, you get it! Go!Bunny!Go!: No wonder it's free ShannieZhong IV: There ARE paid features. You just haven't found them yet, hahahaha Nameless1999: I'm so worried we won't even get a sequel Walk With the Elation: The Laughter will watch over them

The Voracity's Husk Awakens! Secret Meeting of IPC Execs: Save the Planet, or Turn It Into the Ultimate Weapon!?

Unlocks during Trailblaze Mission The Conspiracy of Art, The Flesh of Images

The Voracity's Husk Awakens! Secret Meeting of IPC Execs: Save the Planet, or Turn It Into the Ultimate Weapon!?
Furbobocom_Official	Astropolis
	Exclusive Insider Report: Astral Express Tells All! A Greater Shadow Looms Over Astropolis! !! Attention, friends in Astropolis, even as you read this, Planarcadia in the Consternation Starzone is on the brink of total annihilation!! Leviathan Voracity's "husk" is awakening, and Planarcadia will be completely devoured within the next few system hours. Yet this news, which concerns the lives of tens of millions, remains under a total IPC blackout! The reason? Certain IPC decision-makers are pushing to abandon rescue operations in favor of "weaponizing the husk" initiative, which would mean the utter destruction of Planarcadia! Furbobocom, on behalf of the President and the people of Planarcadia, would like to ask a question: If even the "arcadia" the IPC promised can be quietly sacrificed, what does that say about the worlds of every Pan-Cosmic Trade System member? Friends, take a second and cast your vote for "Encanvas Rescue" in the comments! Let the IPC hear the voice and see the strength of every last citizen!
TruthfromaTinCan: First! GrasserbyA: Not first, but I'll take second. SoulGlad available! ChrissastheGreat: Weaponized husk? Will my planet be affected too? Furbobocom_Official: If this gets out of hand, the weaponized husk could turn into a disaster that engulfs the entire universe! We're talking major trouble here. ChrissastheGreat: Got it! Then I'm all for the Encanvas Rescue! SadFolder: How come serious news like this never shows up anywhere? It's all gossip pieces and AI-generated videos out there! Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Don't forget those "shake to enter" recycling ads too. ReadingsinSociologicalTheory: The IPC has always been rotten to the core. No surprise they'd try to bury the news about Planarcadia. Born2Luv: Should've just smooched those evil execs with a bullet a long time ago. @LoveIsAPainkiller: I trust the IPC will handle this properly. Let's stay rational. GuardiansAlliance: Hang in there, Planarcadia! PetalsFallinDreams: Hang in there, Planarcadia! User_282618: Hang in there, Planarcadia! Sendme50Credits: Voted for "Encanvas Rescue"[Note 3] AberrationsWillBeArrested: Thank you all for your support. The people of Planarcadia deserve to enjoy another day of good food and sunshine. On their behalf, I offer my thanks to each of you. WorkLessWorkMore: Great post. Bump! ArtLivesForeverBot: AAAH! Encanvas Rescue, GO GO GO! Save Ahatopia! LookingForFingerlickinchicken: Encanvas Rescue is the GOAT! Already forwarded to all my buddies. Show some love! NoOrderNoLunch: Lmao, see? The IPC doesn't give a darn about your hometown. If you don't stand up for Planarcadia now, your homeland will be next. User_8372631: Encanvas Rescue +1 DocUnsavedBossMeow: Go Encanvas Rescue, meow! Go Encanvas Rescue, meow! User_9293482: Encanvas Rescue +10086[Note 4] StaySaneInThisInsaneWorld: Hang in there, Planarcadia! (1 credit per post, remember to delete this part DrinkItAllAway: Hang in there, Planarcadia! (1 credit per post, remember to delete this part PerfectlyTimedClockOuter: Are there bots too? Say~Cheese~: Paid trolls are people too! We need to amplify our voices somehow, right? SevereSparxicleDependence: Hang in there, Planarcadia! We're all with you! Forgottocheckinagain: Voted! BTW, when's the next The Fluffy update? Raccoons Bots: Exactly! If Planarcadia goes down, who's gonna make up for The Fluffy!? HD_Bar_Colt: That's right. Another bajillion likes and I'll draw an extra page. ClearSky: Miss Colt's really going all out on this one. I'm in too!

200,000-Credit Bounty on (Trailblazer)

Unlocks during Trailblaze Continuance Challenge From a Mysterious Influencer

200,000-Credit Bounty on (Trailblazer)
MrRatite	Astropolis
	It's me, Mr. Ratite, top-tier influencer with 2 billion followers. And I've officially joined (Furbobo Gossip/Moon Chat/Death Notes/Gossip Grove/Custom Name 3) starting today! The reason's simple: I heard the one and only (Trailblazer) has rolled into Astropolis, and I am NOT missing this opportunity! I want to shoot a video with (him/her), possibly the most insane, highest-budget video our channel has ever done. My previous record was 2 billion views. This time, I've already got a script locked in, and I'm gunning for 4 billion. So... can (Trailblazer) actually see this? If you're willing to meet up, I'll hand you 200,000 credits on the spot, no strings attached. We can talk about the video concept after that, and you're totally free to pass. I'm at the location in the picture. DM me when you arrive! If (Trailblazer) doesn't see this and if YOU know (him/her) or have any leads that can help me track (him/her) down, I'll give YOU 200,000 credits too. Drop a reply below in the format: "Lead + what you know" (If you'd rather keep it on the down-low, just comment "OMG, (Trailblazer)!" and I'll slide into your DMs.) Repost this and I'll randomly pick 3 people to each receive 10,000 credits. P.S. A little promo while I'm at it. I'm hosting a private auction here in Astropolis. The lots even include assets from the estate of the former Penacony Dreammaster. It's invite-only though, so if you've already received your invitation, don't you dare forget to show up~
Arcadian_Leek: Clues + what you already know. Half-Price Wishbae Buyer: Are you actually stupid? Arcadian_Leek: I think you're the one who doesn't get it at all. Furli: I've got everything. The president's height, weight, hobbies, you name it! Say~Cheese~: I've got 'em too! ♥MaritalCounselingCenter♥: Could you share that with Miss Saltpeter as well? [Account_Deleted]: Little Ratite, so pathetic. You have zero presence here. MrRatite: Leave 1,000 replies under this post and I'll give you 10,000 credits. [Account_Deleted]: As you command, your humble servant shall begin building this thread. Comment 01. [Account_Deleted]: Comment 02. Furblix: User reports received. Spam content has been disabled.

If Robin Guesses Wrong, Everyone Gets 500 Credits

Unlocks during Trailblaze Continuance All-You-Can-Lose Challenge: Final Day

If Robin Guesses Wrong, Everyone Gets 500 Credits
MrRatite	Astropolis
	GuesstheRaceWinnerChallenge #RatiteChallenge @ClearSky Robin has accepted my "Guess-the-Race-Winner Challenge" She'll be dropping her champion prediction before tomorrow's "Starflux" race, and I need everyone's help—— The rules are simple Just swing by my livestream tomorrow, enter the prediction link, and pick the team you think will take first place If Robin guesses right, everyone who guessed wrong gets "eliminated," and I'll pay Ms. Robin 500 credits per eliminated person! If Robin guesses wrong, Ms. Robin has to pay everyone who guessed right 500 credits each! Don't knock 500 credits. You know how it is, I've got way too many followers, and either Ms. Robin or I is going to end up completely broke You don't need to know anything about racing, you just need to make a pick Share this so more people find out. If Robin loses, she's gonna be paying out like crazy P.S. If you pick the same team as her, I'll be sad If you pick differently, let's all pray together that she loses!
ClearSky: Fans of Ratite, come and challenge me! Don't hold back, because I'm taking all of you down~ HD_Bar_Colt: Miss Robin, it pains me to say this, but I must defeat you! Love♥Sparxicle: Even your taunts are this cute? Ugh, I've been a Robin fan for ages— Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Aren't you a Sparxicle fan? Think again, buddy. Love♥Sparxicle: I've been a Sparxicle fan since the day I was born! GoldenTouch: I'm no racing expert. Any team recommendations? HD_Bar_Colt: If winning isn't a concern, I'd go with Prodigal GP. AUV: If it's about pure racing enjoyment, I'd go with Prodigal GP. DetectivePassingBy: So, Prodigal GP is a racing team? I thought it was a torpedo or something. GoldenTouch: Got it. No picking Prodigal GP. MrRatite: This is racing at its most unpredictable.[Note 5] Fair, just, and transparent. I invite you all to see for yourselves! ShortNeckGiraffe: That's exactly what I needed to see. Now I get it, all of it.[Note 5] DusTeahouse: Feels like I was served up some really strong tea.[Note 6]

Astropolis Cup, let's win it again.

Unlocks during Transcription missing

Astropolis Cup, let's win it again.
MrRatite	Lodestar Tower
	All of Astropolis is buzzing with rumors: "After their crushing defeat at Starflux, Ratite is reportedly spending big to build a new team and stage a comeback." First of all, I did NOT get crushed. I won. Every single team won. Second, "building" a team is too slow. I just went ahead and bought the best team outright. But hey, you got one thing right, I AM entering the Astropolis Cup! And in a spirit of generosity, I'll reveal my post-victory plans ahead of time. I'm going to have the Astral Express decked out as Ratite's official fan parade float, cruising every major thoroughfare in Astropolis on a non-stop loop blasting Ratite fan chants!! The comments are open. Submit your fan chant ideas below this post! If I pick yours, you WILL be rewarded handsomely.
Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Is that like "Step aside and make way, Ratite is here to win today!" kind of cheer? MrRatite: So that's what my name means~ Love ya, my Ratite family. OutofMoves: "How badly I wanna lean against Ratite's big, beastly chest." MrRatite: Once I leave Lodestar Tower, I'm heading straight to you. Astropolis Aspirant: "Failure is the mother of success! Don't ever give up, Rattie!" MrRatite: Aww~ Thank you all for your support! Say~Cheese~: I'm gonna go tell the conductor to get us out of Astropolis ASAP. MrRatite: If you've got the guts, get on the track and prove yourself! FrankDude: Gotta admit, I'd actually pay to see that. File:Furbobo Web Portal User SafeanInsured.png SafeanInsured: Then, go notify the other teams to speak with the Astral Express's insurance agent.

The new Touslehead is in position. Are you all ready!?

Unlocks after completing Adventure Mission Tousled Detective

The new Touslehead is in position. Are you all ready!?
File:Furbobo Web Portal User AstropolisEntertainment.png AstropolisEntertainment	Astropolis
	The production team sincerely regrets the misfortune that befell Touslehead XV. We will carry on the good detective's legacy and push the boundaries of our filming techniques. With fresh new talent joining the fold, we aim to make this series more fitting for the demands of the modern era. We trust that the soon-to-arrive 16th Detective will bring you all a brand-new social mystery adventure.
File:Furbobo Web Portal User LovingTouslehead.png LovingTouslehead: Wait, what? What exactly happened to our Bob XV? Just tell me already! File:Furbobo Web Portal User sole truth.png sole_truth: What else is new? Just another detective falling right into the Marketing Development Department's trap File:Furbobo Web Portal User blameOswaldo4everything.png blameOswaldo4everything: Keep it down. If Oswaldo hears us, there's gonna be trouble File:Furbobo Web Portal User luscious not tousled.png luscious_not_tousled: The Marketing Development Department is eating people alive yet again File:Furbobo Web Portal User Ancient Dark Emperor.png Ancient_Dark_Emperor: That's the dark side of the IPC for you! Do your other factions have such shady string-pullers? File:Furbobo Web Portal User DoctorsofChaos Online.png DoctorsofChaos_Online: If nothing else, it sure is shady File:Furbobo Web Portal User comebackNOOB.png comebackNOOB: The recent seasons have been getting worse and worse. It's high time for this old fossil to drop his loot File:Furbobo Web Portal User HonestDiss.png HonestDiss: If you ask me, they might as well just end this series Real_NorthernBeggar: I heard the investors insisted on meddling with the script, and a bunch of veterans on the production team got pushed out File:Furbobo Web Portal User AstropolisEntertainment.png AstropolisEntertainment: Recently, there have been quite a few similar rumors on the Interastral Peace Network. Viewers are advised to exercise discretion File:Furbobo Web Portal User Jumpy Humpty Bonk.png Jumpy_Humpty_Bonk: Looks like he was telling the truth The Strictest Monkey: Idk, I'm not too optimistic about the 16th Touslehead. Here's hoping it gets better down the line DetectivePassingBy: Why not hire me instead? I'm a bona fide detective, and my rates are highly negotiable The Strictest Monkey: Do you have Touslehead? DetectivePassingBy: I can perm it AberrationsWillBeArrested: Mind if I cut in? Having Amber Lord Jumps Over the Wall tonight. You in? My treat DetectivePassingBy: OMG, thanks sister! Send me the address pls!

Transfer Notice Regarding Ashavat, Director of the Postmortem Employment Center

Unlocks after completing Adventure Mission Postmortem Employment Center

Transfer Notice Regarding Ashavat, Director of the Postmortem Employment Center
File:Furbobo Web Portal User PostmortemEmploymentCenter OpenCall.png PostmortemEmploymentCenter_OpenCall	Lodestar Tower
	In recognition of Mr. Ashavat's outstanding performance since taking office, the Talent Motivation Department has deliberated and resolved as follows: Effective 3 system-days from now, he is to be reassigned as Chief Underground Security Administrator of Astropolis, overseeing all relevant security personnel and operations. We trust he will continue to shine in this new role. All for the Amber Lord!
File:Furbobo Web Portal User 80YearCareer Crushed.png 80YearCareer_Crushed: Congratulations on your promotion, Mr. Ashavat! File:Furbobo Web Portal User IPC love.png IPC_love: Good karma's coming your way. Thanks for approving my sick leave File:Furbobo Web Portal User 100day4P45.png 100day4P45: Stop hyping him up. He's history File:Furbobo Web Portal User IPC love.png IPC_love: Good meowing riddance! File:Furbobo Web Portal User Wisdomof NoSecrets.png Wisdomof_NoSecrets: Is this what they call "kicked upstairs"? File:Furbobo Web Portal User Workin2PayLoan.png Workin2PayLoan: At least they're still management, right? File:Furbobo Web Portal User general chirp market.png general_chirp_market: I heard they're about to roll out a bunch of ghost-friendly policies. Does it have anything to do with this? File:Furbobo Web Portal User AirconKing.png AirconKing: That whole UFO thing blew up, and you seriously didn't know? File:Furbobo Web Portal User ToYou 1000YrsAgo.png ToYou_1000YrsAgo: That's ancient history! File:Furbobo Web Portal User ScrewdriverProGhost.png ScrewdriverProGhost: Bro, do you even go online? File:Furbobo Web Portal User GamblerDad SickMom.png GamblerDad_SickMom: I can't believe how many people are in this thread. Looks like everyone's workload is a little too light File:Furbobo Web Portal User Sweet Talker.png Sweet_Talker: How's your mom? File:Furbobo Web Portal User GamblerDad SickMom.png GamblerDad_SickMom: Get lost

What a shame! Lead star of hit blockbuster announces retirement, endorses rising talent on the way out

Unlocks after completing Adventure Mission Belle of Astropolis

What a shame! Lead star of hit blockbuster announces retirement, endorses rising talent on the way out
Furli	Astropolis
	Not long ago, the superhero film The Melancholy of Gigafurb, produced by Cardway Films, absolutely demolished the box office. Its star, Gigafurb, amassed a massive fan base overnight. But just as its star was at an all-time high, Gigafurb chose to walk away from it all, announcing a sudden retirement from the silver screen, a comet that blazed brilliantly and vanished just as fast. In the wake of Gigafurb's disappearance, the up-and-coming actor it once championed, Beardingus, has become the new darling of Astropolis' film scene. Its debut feature, Ironclad Ursa, is set to hit theaters soon, and is already generating buzz as a frontrunner at the upcoming Film Awards.
File:Furbobo Web Portal User ShakeytailShaking.png ShakeytailShaking: What a shame... I even held Gigafurb back before it made it big. Such a cute little baby... DetectivePassingBy: They're a good kid, just not the brightest. ClearSky: Showbiz isn't the only place to make dreams come true. May Mr. Gigafurb always keep his passion alive. File:Furbobo Web Portal User OrigamiBird Nest.png OrigamiBird_Nest: It's Miss Rorobin surfing the web! She's so sweet T_T <3 File:Furbobo Web Portal User mortalworld insider.png mortalworld_insider: There's a lot of shady business going on in the Cardway. Rumor has it Gigafurb only came to power after sabotaging its predecessor, Wubbaboo. I'm afraid Beardingus's sudden rise to fame is just history repeating itself... File:Furbobo Web Portal User thin Filament.png thin_Filament: Don't say that. Cardway Films has always played by the rules. We work hard to make great movies for our fans, and we absolutely don't engage in cutthroat competition. File:Furbobo Web Portal User SaintWubbaboo.png SaintWubbaboo: That's true Furli: Don't say that File:Furbobo Web Portal User Baseball Raccoon.png Baseball Raccoon: Don't say that File:Furbobo Web Portal User Beardingus.png Beardingus: Who are you? Please support Ironclad Ursa![Note 7]

Shocking News! After Airing for Amber Eras, Classic Detective Show Confirms Finale!

Unlocks if "So be it." was chosen during Adventure Mission Tousled Detective and "That's that." was chosen during Adventure Mission Postmortem Employment Center after completing Adventure Mission Secrets of a City

Shocking News! After Airing for Amber Eras, Classic Detective Show Confirms Finale!
File:Furbobo Web Portal User AstropolisEntertainment.png AstropolisEntertainment	Astropolis
	The live-action children's detective show Tousled Detective, which has aired for several Amber Eras and was a childhood staple for countless viewers, officially announced the following yesterday: The sixteenth Tousled Detective, "Bob XVI," will be the final lead actor for the franchise, and producers have confirmed the new season will be the series finale. As soon as the news broke, countless fans were left heartbroken. "I've been watching since the first season. It's really hard to say goodbye," expressed one long-term fan of the show. On social media, hashtags such as #GoodbyeTouslehead and #ThanksForTheMemories quickly started trending. The final season is reportedly set to premiere soon.
File:Furbobo Web Portal User There Are Two Truths.png There_Are_Two_Truths: Bye Touslehead. Thanks for the company File:Furbobo Web Portal User LushHairGoesBOOM.png LushHairGoesBOOM: Bye Touslehead. Thanks for the company File:Furbobo Web Portal User Fluffy Heads Are Tousled Too.png Fluffy_Heads_Are_Tousled_Too: Bye Touslehead. Thanks for the company File:Furbobo Web Portal User Somanytousleheads.png Somanytousleheads: Bye Touslehead. Thanks for the company File:Furbobo Web Portal User SelfProclaimedBOB XVII.png SelfProclaimedBOB_XVII: Detective's Code, Rule 7: Never blindly trust official notices! File:Furbobo Web Portal User ReenteringAtmosphere.png ReenteringAtmosphere: Why do I get the feeling this is just a PR stunt? They'll drum up some hype, then announce in a few days, "Ah, we're not ending after all!" File:Furbobo Web Portal User SelfProclaimedBOB XVII.png SelfProclaimedBOB_XVII: Detective's Code, Rule 20: Read between the lines to uncover the truth File:Furbobo Web Portal User Fluffy Heads Are Tousled Too.png Fluffy_Heads_Are_Tousled_Too: Detective's Code, Rule 12: Never give up The Strictest Monkey: The Not-Tousled Detective's Detective's Code, Rule 1: Lay off the conspiracy theories DetectivePassingBy: Am I gonna turn into a Touslehead too? Mr. Cold Feet OEM: For real? File:Furbobo Web Portal User Username Username#998&0@2143: I'll be back! File:Furbobo Web Portal User Shashavavat.png Shashavavat: Didn't all your accounts get deleted across every platform? File:Furbobo Web Portal User Username Username#998&0@2143: Filing an appeal... Currently authenticating my real ghostly self Leveling_Solo: Is your mom your mom?

Breaking! Tousled Detective Officially Recasts Lead, Audience Claims "It Doesn't Feel the Same"

Unlocks if "Just you wait, let me call in some backup." was chosen during Adventure Mission Tousled Detective and "That's that." was chosen during Adventure Mission Postmortem Employment Center after completing Adventure Mission Secrets of a City

Breaking! Tousled Detective Officially Recasts Lead, Audience Claims "It Doesn't Feel the Same"
File:Furbobo Web Portal User AstropolisEntertainment.png AstropolisEntertainment	Astropolis
	The classic detective show Tousled Detective, the universal sensation running for several Amber Eras, has once again sparked controversy. The series officially announced its casting choice for the sixteenth Tousled Detective, "Bob XVI:" a vintage mini edition Auto Heartthrob Bot. However, the new season's reception nosedived immediately after its premiere. Fans universally criticized the new lead for "stale tropes," "lacking satirical bite," and "UFO turn-of-direction," and bluntly, that "it just doesn't feel the same." What's even more sobering is that the public backlash over this recast isn't nearly as intense as it was over the previous fifteen recasts... People seem to have lost interest in the very act of "flaming the studio." In response, the new lead, King Heartthrob, stated: "Should I fulfil my soaring ambition one day, I would dare to laugh at [please enter text] for lacking true grit!"
File:Furbobo Web Portal User LushHairGoesBOOM.png LushHairGoesBOOM: Our Tousled Detective... just what will become of it... File:Furbobo Web Portal User There Are Two Truths.png There_Are_Two_Truths: Our Tousled Detective... just what will become of it... File:Furbobo Web Portal User Somanytousleheads.png Somanytousleheads: Our Tousled Detective... just what will become of it... File:Furbobo Web Portal User ReenteringAtmosphere.png ReenteringAtmosphere: Why do I get the feeling this is just a PR stunt? They'll drum up some hype, then announce in a few days, "Ah, we're bringing back the original lead after all!" File:Furbobo Web Portal User 996inDeath.png 996inDeath: So where exactly did Bob XV go? I've been living under a rock that just got 6G, so I haven't been keeping up File:Furbobo Web Portal User Fluffy Heads Are Tousled Too.png Fluffy_Heads_Are_Tousled_Too: Shh, that topic is off-limits File:Furbobo Web Portal User 996inDeath.png 996inDeath: What? I'm seriously asking! File:Furbobo Web Portal User Fluffy Heads Are Tousled Too.png Fluffy_Heads_Are_Tousled_Too: Astropolis is so shady! File:Furbobo Web Portal User 996inDeath.png 996inDeath: ??? File:Furbobo Web Portal User SelfProclaimedBOB XVII.png SelfProclaimedBOB_XVII: Detective's Code, Rule 27: Watch detective shows on time! DetectivePassingBy: Mister N @The Strictest Monkey, why did I get a VIP charge notification from the drama streaming site? The Strictest Monkey: I used your new account to get that 0.1-credit VIP special when I was rewatching Season 4, but I forgot to cancel auto-renew. Sorry! DetectivePassingBy: No!!! HD_Bar_Colt: I haven't really watched much of it before, but I kinda wanna catch up now. Got any recommendations? The Strictest Monkey: Start with the first season. Seasons one through three are absolute classics. Personally, my top recommendation is season ten. The early build-up is a bit of a slog, but when all the clues come together for the final reveal, it absolutely blows your mind HD_Bar_Colt: Okay (

Astropolis Truly Is the Cosmos's Number One Grand Citadel

Unlocks if "So be it." was chosen during Adventure Mission Tousled Detective and "You can't just let this slide!" was chosen during Adventure Mission Postmortem Employment Center after completing Adventure Mission Secrets of a City

Astropolis Truly Is the Cosmos's Number One Grand Citadel
Auto_Heartthrob_Bot_Submission_Version_Pro Max	Astropolis
	The Postmortem Employment Center has ten weaknesses, while UFO has ten strengths. The Center's reach is erratic, whereas UFO observes both near and far. This is the victory of "humankind."
File:Furbobo Web Portal User ReenteringAtmosphere.png ReenteringAtmosphere: What about the other nine wins? File:Furbobo Web Portal User 996inDeath.png 996inDeath: Sing for! Your life! File:Furbobo Web Portal User ReviveScrollPls.png ReviveScrollPls: Sipping on! Soda delight! File:Furbobo Web Portal User AccidentalClipping.png AccidentalClipping: Embrace! The sweet dews! File:Furbobo Web Portal User Boss-Dont-Send-Meow-To-The-Afterlife.png Boss-Dont-Send-Meow-To-The-Afterlife: As the day! Turns to night! Geometry4Lyfe: What is all this? File:Furbobo Web Portal User There Are Two Truths.png There_Are_Two_Truths: Link-OverIt.mp3 Auto_Heartthrob_Bot_Submission_Version_Pro Max: Congratulations, you can officially call yourself the Tousled Detective! Say~Cheese~: I'm not scared of ghosts, I'm not! The Strictest Monkey: What a weird post. DetectivePassingBy: What's for dinner? The Strictest Monkey: Yeah, what are we eating?

(Trailblazer)'s little scheme is crystal clear now

Available only during Trailblaze Mission Here's Your Fifteen Minutes of Fame

(Trailblazer)'s little scheme is crystal clear now
Paraprince	Planarcadia
Stelle Caelus	Beep beep boop, according to reliable intel, the Astral Express's Trailblazer (Trailblazer) is joining the Phantasmoon Games. The Phantasmoon Games are a Planarcadia local event, so why would some outlanders be fighting tooth and nail to get in? The answer: (he/she)'s using it as an excuse to get close to Sparxicle! (Trailblazer) wants to stir up gossip: (he/she) is DESPERATE for clout! This is disrespectful to Sparxicle AND all us Sparxheads, crossing the moral line for both humans and imagenae! CEO Pearl needs to conduct a thorough investigation of the Astral Express crew ASAP. And don't even tell me to "wait for the facts!" Ever since (he/she) announced joining the Phantasmoon Games, every defense just makes it look worse. #StopBlindWorship #TakingAStand
Display Name Expired: Sparxie's clout isn't even worth chasing. They're the Astral Express, so get it straight who's riding whose coattails here. Paraprince: This is Planarcadia, so of course (Trailblazer)'s mooching off Sparxicle Hee Hee Not Hee-Hee: What kind of trash is this? You know the media could get slapped with a defamation suit for publishing this kind of stuff, right? Paraprince: Is your age even as high as your shoe size? AFoolKnowsThemselves: Help! My friend is totally obsessed with Baseball Racoon. Paraprince, plese save me! Paraprince: Cut ties with them, they're so not worth it!

Furbobocom Magazine will always support (Trailblazer)!

Unlocks during Trailblaze Mission Here's Your Fifteen Minutes of Fame

Furbobocom Magazine will always support (Trailblazer)!
Furbulitzer	Planarcadia
Stelle Caelus	After a thorough investigation, the defamatory remarks regarding (Trailblazer) were made by one of our staff members acting on their own accord and do not represent the stance of Furbobocom. We sincerely apologize to all our Furbobocom users and friends. The furbo in question has been suspended pending review, and if this happens again, they will be immediately terminated and permanently blacklisted. Regarding this matter, we once again convey our unwavering position to all users of Planarcadia: Furbobocom is the media outlet that loves (Trailblazer) the most! We've witnessed all the hardships and struggles (he/she) has endured along the way! We hope more people will join us in being (Trailblazer)'s rock-solid support! By the way, the furbo in question has been completely beside themselves these past few days, feeling like they sold out their journalistic soul for clicks. They've always loved (Trailblazer), and publishing that hit piece will probably be the biggest regret of their life. We ask everyone to please be understanding and give them some time to prove themselves.
Furbobocom_Official: I hope we can all support (Trailblazer) together~ AutonomousDebater: Don't just talk the talk. How many copies of this issue of Fluffy Across the Blue did you actually buy? Display Name Expired: I told you already, Sparxie paid for a hit piece! Astropolis Aspirant: Why's Sparxie gotta be so mean? Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Fun fact: Slander's a crime too, you know~ ♥ Nuddle Doesn't Eat Noodles: Arrest this Sparxicle, LOVE~ Dovebrook District's Top Heartthrob: The rumor's fake? Then the raccoon's mine again!

Daybreak Squadron vs. SAM! Fighting over What Exactly...?

Unlocks during Trailblaze Mission Here's Your Fifteen Minutes of Fame

Daybreak Squadron vs. SAM! Fighting over What Exactly...?
Pearluxe Corp Talent Recruitment Office	Pearluxe Tower
	#PearluxeCorp #NewRelease The latest Mechsoul Alloy mech from Pearluxe Corp is being fought over by both the Daybreak Squadron and SAM! Launch date is on the very last night of the millennium. What are you waiting for? P.S. I'm definitely NOT saying that working at Pearluxe Corp gets you employee discounts!
Zen: You get one of these mechs just for working at Pearluxe Corp? Sign me up! Just A Cup Of Tea: Nice! The fans all love it, definitely added to my cart, absolutely perfect! Dovebrook Wind: #PearluxeCorpOnFire #BreakingDimensionalWalls #LeadingNewTrends #PearluxeCorp #TopInfluentialCompanyOfTheYear #OneThumbsUpToJoinPearluxeCorp #GraduatesApplyToPearluxeCorp Winding Pathfinder: This video is really well-made Geometry4Lyfe: Meh, total waste of 20 hours. Pearluxe Corp Employee: Hit me up for that insider discount OutofMoves: Scalpers snatch 'em all up every time, heh... Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Stop fighting already! You're not gonna kill each other like this!

Pain? Never heard of it! Because our smiles... are contagious!

Unlocks during Trailblaze Mission Here's Your Fifteen Minutes of Fame

Pain? Never heard of it! Because our smiles... are contagious!
Did U Smile Today?	Duomension City
	One-on-one professional counseling! Get your smile back, no strings attached! Join the #Research Society of Happy Smiles# Enjoy a beautiful new life of happiness!
VIPs Have Long Backstory: Exactly No Copypasta: Exactly Contentious Citizen: But is that really the case? Just A Cup Of Tea: Exactly Cosmic Traveler: Can someone explain this to my dad? I'm worried he doesn't know what's going on and might get scammed out of his money! Cloud-Piercing Spear: ...Dang SoninTuition: Thank you, the young master at home finally smiled Giant Steamed Buns: It's been so long since the young master laughed like this Righteous Citizen: I've got three rules for posts I won't click: 1. I won't click if there's ad links 2. I won't click if it has zero likes 3. I won't click if it's from the Research Society

For all your shows and series, Fulwish TV is the way to go. Don't make me beg you!

Unlocks during Trailblaze Mission Here's Your Fifteen Minutes of Fame

For all your shows and series, Fulwish TV is the way to go. Don't make me beg you!
Fulwish TV Staff	Seafeld City
	Hey there! You can now smoothly watch your favorite The Fluffy animated videos right on your phone Tap >>> #OfficialDownloadChannel to download the latest Fulwish TV app! Plus, get 3 days of Ultra HD membership for free~
Say~Cheese~: Where do I click to download? I've been tapping forever and nothing's happening! Righteous Citizen: OP, your link's broken Fulwish TV Staff: Sorry hon, we're editing the post right now~ Fulwish TV Staff: UGH, I'm SO over this!!! I seriously HATE this job, work is literally ruining my life! Righteous Citizen: OP, you forgot to switch to your alt account Say~Cheese~: It's been half an hour, OP. You still there? LOL Problem Solved: Just laugh it off and you'll be fine Am I a God: Am I the only one who cares about when The Fluffy's cartoon is officially airing? @BroadbandGuru_7787: What should I do if I don't have enough data? Second-Hand Flea Market: Speaking of data, what do you guys do with unwanted SIM cards lately? Flea is an official secondhand trading platform...For more info, please click [Link]>>> @BroadbandGuru_7787: There's nothing more annoying than people like this, who can't tell I'm advertising

Notes

Trivia

• The post "Astropolis Truly Is the Cosmos's Number One Grand Citadel" is a parody of of Three Kingdoms, a 2010 Chinese TV series which received mixed reviews for its controversial adaptation of the classic Chinese novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and has become a meme in China since the 2020s.
  • The title (Chinese: 千星城真乃寰宇第一雄关) is a reference to the quote “徐州城，不愧为中原第一雄关。” "Xuzhou City truly is Zhongyuan's number one grand citadel." by Xun Yu (Chinese: 荀彧) in Episode 19 of Three Kingdoms. This became a meme due to its historical inaccuracies:
    • Xuzhou in the Han dynasty was a province, not a city.
    • Xuzhou is not located in Zhongyuan.
    • Xuzhou was historically not known as a "grand citadel" in the Han dynasty.
  • "The Postmortem Employment Center has ten weaknesses, while UFO has ten strengths." (Chinese: 死后就业中心有十败，UFO有十胜。) is a reference to the "Ten Wins and Ten Losses" (Chinese: 十胜十败) theory by Guo Jia (Chinese: 郭嘉) on Cao Cao (Chinese: 曹操) versus Yuan Shao (Chinese: 袁绍) prior to their decisive Battle of Guandu in history.
    • "The Center's reach is erratic, whereas UFO observes both near and far. This is the victory of 'humankind.'" (Chinese: 中心忽远忽近，UFO远近皆察，此乃「人」胜。) is a reference to the quote “袁绍忽近忽远，丞相远近皆察，此为仁胜。” "Yuan Shao is erratic, while Chancellor (Cao Cao) observes both near and far. This is the victory of 'benevolence.'" by Xun Yu in Episode 21 of Three Kingdoms. In the TV series, the theory was proposed by Xun Yu instead of Guo Jia. The Chinese text also plays a pun on 人 rén, "human" and 仁 rén, "benevolence".
  • "Sing for! Your life! Sipping on! Soda delight! Embrace! The sweet dews! As the day! Turns to night!" (Chinese: 对酒！当歌！人生！几何！譬如！朝露！去日！苦多！) is a reference to the quote “对酒当歌，人生几何？譬如朝露，去日苦多。” from Cao Cao's poem 短歌行 "Short Song Style," with alchohol replaced by soda. The comments' weird caesuras of the poem are a reference to Episode 41 of Three Kingdoms, in which Cao Cao, starring Chen Jianbin (Chinese: 陈建斌), recited "Short Song Style" two Chinese characters per caesura (e.g. “对酒！当歌！人生！几何！”). This became a meme for the actor's weird performance.
    • In the Chinese text, Welt's comment “为什么要叫我？” "Why calling me?" is a pun on his online name Geometry4Lyfe (Chinese: 人生几何), as 几何 can mean "how much" or "geometry" depending on context.
  • "Link-OverIt.mp3" (Chinese: 链接-释怀了.mp3) is a reference to the copypasta 释怀了 "getting over it", which refers to the soundtrack 关羽之歌 "Theme of Guan Yu" from Three Kingdoms. This soundtrack became a meme for its overuse in the TV series even when Guan Yu (Chinese: 关羽) himself is not present, and people leave the copypasta comment 释怀了 whenever they hear this soundtrack.
  • "Congratulations, you can officially call yourself the Tousled Detective!" (Chinese: 恭喜你可以称鸡窝头侦探了！) is a reference to the quote “恭喜爹可以称帝了！” "Congratulations, father, you can proclaim yourself emperor!" by Sun Ce (Chinese: 孙策) to his father Sun Jian (Chinese: 孙坚) after Dong Zhuo (Chinese: 董卓) retreated from the capital Luoyang (Chinese: 洛阳) and the Sun family found the Heirloom Seal of the Realm (the imperial Chinese seal) in Episode 6 of Three Kingdoms.
  • "I'm not scared of ghosts, I'm not!" (Chinese: 咱家不怕鬼，不怕！) is a reference to the quote “可咱家说了咱家不怕酸，不怕！” "But I say I'm not afraid of sour tastes, I'm not!" by Dong Zhuo to Wang Yun (Chinese: 王允) in Episode 2 of Three Kingdoms. Wang Yun invited those who were against Dong Zhuo to his birthday banquet and requested Cao Cao to assasinate Dong Zhuo. After the failed assassination, Dong Zhuo was skeptical of Wang Yun and questioned why Wang Yun didn't invite him to the banquet. Wang Yun pretended that his alcohol were sour, but Dong Zhuo didn't buy that.
  • "What's for dinner?" (Chinese: 我们晚上吃什么？) and "Yeah, what are we eating?" (Chinese: 是啊吃什么) are references to the quotes “你走了我们吃什么？” "What are we eating if you quit?" by Cao Cao and “吃什么？是啊。是啊。” "Yeah, what are we eating?" by Gongsun Zan (Chinese: 公孙瓒) and other generals of the Campaign against Dong Zhuo in Episode 5 of Three Kingdoms. During a dinner in the war camps, Yuan Shu (Chinese: 袁术), irritated by Zhang Fei (Chinese: 张飞), threatened to quit the coalition if Liu Bei (Chinese: 刘备), Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei were still in the coalition. Cao Cao persuaded Yuan Shu to stay, claiming that the coalition would have nothing to eat if Yuan Shu, manager of army food, quitted. Then, other generals in the coalition laughed and echoed "Yeah, what are we eating?"