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Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 1

Unlocks during The Fluffy's "Bootleg" Comic Mix-Up event when Furbobocom Bestseller Rank reaches Level 6

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 1
HD_Bar_Colt	???
	#FluffyAcrosstheBlue Today's Update: Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit "A Day at Graphia Academy" is now available~ Stay tuned for more regular updates here!
Magic_Wine: Dude, you're taking this plagiarism thing way too far! VIPs Have Long Backstory: Is this a knock-off account of Blurry_QR_Colt? Reported Terror_in_Fog: This is my first time seeing my benefactor in this form. So fluffy and adorable! No wonder everyone at Planarcadia loves them. I_believe: Heh, nice try copying the art style, but it's obviously a knockoff. Silence!: Even if I were dead and nailed in a coffin, I'd still recognize this as an original piece by the legendary Ms. Blurry_QR_Colt I_believe: Only fake fans wouldn't recognize Ms. Blurry's own work Silence!: YOU'RE the fake fan! I'll bet 100,000 Wishbae this is totally a Blurry_QR_Colt!c 10_Year_Assistant: Ms. Blurry_QR_Colt!! You're Ms. Blurry_QR_Colt, right? Is this your alt account, ma'am? Why are you drawing these little comics here instead of updating the main story? But I love it, I love it so much... March Bunny and Baseball Raccoon are SO adorable, oh my gosh ! And transfer student Woof Woof Dan from the Xianzhou . Why wasn't I in their class when I was in school!? HD_Bar_Colt: If you like it, show us some love! 10_Year_Assistant: OMG the master replied to me! I got noticed by Ms. Blurry_QR_Colt! Too Lit To Quit: This post is on fire! Everyone, watch out for the flames

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 2

Unlocks after completing The Fluffy's "Bootleg" Comic Mix-Up event

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 2
HD_Bar_Colt	???
	#FluffyAcrosstheBlue Strike while the iron's hot. Here's part two: A special skit from Fluffy Across the Blue featuring "The Bullet Wyrm Express and the Astral Express". Dig in!
VIPs Have Long Backstory: Another new post? Wait, are you actually Blurry_QR_Colt!? Am I A God?: Then why won't you accept my friend request when I try adding you with a payment QR code, miss? Enimay Prow: Not enough! Got more? HD_Bar_Colt: That's all, folks! Nothing left this time, for real! Keep on the lookout for the next one! Enimay Prow: Hey, don't go! Give us some more! 10_Year_Assistant: You're asking how I'm coping without Fluffy Across the Blue??? I'm not. I've skipped it, missed it, passed it, and cried over it. I've loved, I've endured, I've slipped, and I've fainted. I've stayed up all night and slept right through it. I've reflected on my life, scraped by, laughed it off, and watched it pass me by. Zen: The Bullet Wyrm let The Fluffy ride the roller coaster for free. What a nice Bullet Wyrm.

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 3

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 3
HD_Bar_Colt	Lookout Cloud
	#FluffyAcrosstheBlue Today's Update: Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit "The Detective Ashwolf's Way to Make a Living." The Detective Ashwolf debuts alongside assistant "Narrator." Everyone, sit back and enjoy~
Is New Fluffy Out Yet: Blurry_QR_Colt updated! Ahhhhh! I'll like it first before reading Silence!: So we're all just assuming this HD_Bar_Colt is Blurry_QR_Colt? For The Fluffy: With an art style this cute, there's no way it could be fake Panshipper: Baseball Raccoon and Detective Ashwolf is such a solid ship. Detective Ashwolf and the Narrator is such a solid ship. Late Night Radio and Golden Toilet is such a solid ship! Ship them all! VIPs Have Long Backstory: So Detective Ashwolf is that VStreamer who gets into flame wars with internet randos! I remember now. His account name is @BabyFaceWolfฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ or something? Dovebrook Wind: Can't find it. What's with all the gibberish at the end? I've been waiting for half an hour Magic_Wine: Camping here. Ping me when there's an answer DetectivePassingBy: Shh, watch your mouth The Strictest Monkey: Let me add one more thing: his previous signature used to say, "Rub me the wrong way and I'll show you what true darkness really means." That's what you call a baby-faced edgelord wolf. Veil-Veil Fanclub: How did Detective Ashwolf get released in the end? Think I could sneak into the Department of Aberration Defense and swipe the surveillance footage from back then? AberrationsWillBeArrested: You're always welcome. The Department of Aberration Defense's dragnet misses you dearly. Is New Fluffy Out Yet: I loved it so much! That totally wasn't enough. Got any more? Pretty please? I'm absolutely dying to watch another episode! HD_Bar_Colt: Next time for sure, next time! 10_Year_Assistant: Wait, why does the post say it's from Lookout Cloud? Did Blurry_QR_Colt seriously sketch this during a signing event? Please, in my next life, bless me with the power to draw that quickly

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 4

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 4
HD_Bar_Colt	Seafeld City
	#FluffyAcrosstheBlue Today's Update : Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit, "Who's the New Passenger Aboard The Fluffy?" The adorable Evanefox, the bossy Bubble Wolf, or the mysterious XX Dove? Everyone, please continue to enjoy~
Is New Fluffy Out Yet: New update just dropped! You know the drill. Same as always, read later! Raccoons Bots: This is AMAZING! Do you know what it's like to have a new episode of Fluffy Across the Blue every single time? You don't get it. Anyone who does would already be spinning into the stratosphere with joy like me! EvanesciaCantAscendia: Evanefox? That's actually pretty cute HD_Bar_Colt: As adorable as Evanescia herself, of course! 10_Year_Assistant: FYI: Blurry posts the comic updates at a different place every single time VIPs Have Long Backstory: Talk about a hit-and-run Astropolis Aspirant: What if Blurry was using a VPN the whole time? LetMePetPomPom: Pom-Pom is so adorable! Pom-Pom's ears, nom nom nom! Pom-Pom's lovely paws, nom nom nom! Pom-Pom's tummy, nom nom nom! AberrationsWillBeArrested: The internet isn't some lawless wasteland, you know. Say~Cheese~: Wait, the conductor has a belly!? Nimble Ploo: I wanna try on Bubble Wolf's gloves! How much for one try? Dovebrook Wind: ? DetectivePassingBy: I've taken a look at these gloves, and they're not a great match for Bubble Wolf. For one, they're way too heavy. Plus, all those gaudy gems could mess with your gaming experience. Tell you what — why don't you send them to my place? I'll fix 'em up for her. Leveling_Solo: Getting something for nothing? Arita Security Corps: I could hear you scheming all the way from Astropolis Cheery Ms. Dollie: So did Sundove show up late or not? Sunday: Nope. He's just being too punctual Not_A_Hater_I_Promise: Sundove has such stubby little wings, like my budgie after a wing trim. How adorable is that! 7DaysOfRest: It's a bad review! Don't look, little bird

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 5: Madam Birdie's Palmistry

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 5: Madam Birdie's Palmistry
HD_Bar_Colt	Inkford Hermitage
	#Fluffy Across the Blue# Today's Update: Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit "Madam Birdie's Palmistry"! Mummicat, Baseball Raccoon, and Skott take turns getting their palms read by Madam Birdie. How did it go? Everyone, sit back and enjoy~
Display Name Expired: Look what I got from a random refresh! Is New Fluffy Out Yet: Darn it, didn't get the first comment! Magic_Wine: Wow, it's the new character, Madam Birdie! Madam Birdie is so gorgeous! Such long eyelashes and beautiful feathers... they could hustle me halfway across the galaxy with just one look! Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Planarcadia really works wonders on people. Madam Birdie is absolutely gorgeous. I_believe: Mummicat is so derpy Leveling_Solo: Mummicat's ears look so goofy Say~Cheese~: Mummicat's paws look so goofy EvanesciaCantAscendia: Mummicat's Shard Sword is a dried fish. How goofy is that? 10_Year_Assistant: Blurry is still dropping updates from Inkford Hermitage? A true role model right here HD_Bar_Colt: A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. You guys have no idea how much Blurry sacrificed for this update! BroMeanie: True, I've seen it all Leveling_Solo: Will you just stop talking? BroMeanie: Alrighty ^_^ Am I A God?: Am I the only speaking up for Skott? Animalist: sob... Please go easy on us weasels, Blurry! Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Yeah, stop stanning the Astral Express. Go for Sparxicle instead ♥♥♥ Geometry4Lyfe: Old man, the Express, phone

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 6: Himekat And Mech-Kat

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 6: Himekat And Mech-Kat
HD_Bar_Colt	Planarcadia
File:Furbobo Web Portal Post Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 6 Himekat And Mech-Kat.png	#Fluffy Across the Blue# Today's Update: Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit "Himekat And Mech-Kat" Starblazer turns into a fully automated coffee robot, and it takes the entire Express crew to pilot a mech? Everyone, sit back and enjoy~
Is New Fluffy Out Yet: Miss Blurry is just sooo sick! The world's falling apart, but the comic still updates on schedule! HD_Bar_Colt: Life's already tough enough. Readers deserve a little joy, if nothing else. Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Miss Blurry loves her fans indeed. Thumbs up! YouSayShutUp_ISayNah: Did you know cats can't actually drink coffee?^{[Note 1]} Geometry4Lyfe: Am I the only one just finding this out today? Cosmic Traveler: You're not alone A Solid 9.5 (Not Catfish): Cat... cat poop coffee? I'd rather not think about it. Say~Cheese~: Whoa! Talk about a perpetual motion coffee machine! Sunday: If you look closely, Himekat is actually a fox. Furboboholic: I want furbo poop coffee I want furbo poop coffee give me furbo poop coffee give me furbo poop coffee (throwing a tantrum, crying, and running around in circles) Gemibo: "Auto-Reply: Get lost!" Raccoons Bots: May The Fluffy keep carrying us on this journey of happiness now and forever! LoveMarchBunny: May The Fluffy keep carrying us on this journey of happiness now and forever! For The Fluffy: May The Fluffy keep carrying us on this journey of happiness now and forever! Transrebars Enthusiast Club: OMG! It's the Starblazer in a maid outfit! I am HEALED! DetectivePassingBy: OMG, you don't have to reply "I'm healed" to everything. UltimateBladeCritic: Finally got you. You're the one who named me "Mummicat," aren't you? Leveling_Solo: Pfft, Bladie's internet speed is so off the charts.

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 7: Summer Star Beauty Pageant

Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 7: Summer Star Beauty Pageant
HD_Bar_Colt	Astropolis
File:Furbobo Web Portal Post Fluffy Across the Blue Special Skit No. 7 Summer Star Beauty Pageant.png	#FluffyAcrosstheBlue Today's update! Fluffy Across the Blue special mini-drama "Summer Star Beauty Pageant" Ratite and Rorobin compete side by side, but who ends up stealing the crown of Summer Star? File:Furbobo Web Portal Emoji Shocked01.png Sit back and enjoy, everyone~
Geometry4Lyfe: Miss Colt's commitment to her craft is honestly impressive. She never puts down the pen, not even in Astropolis. Respect. HD_Bar_Colt: Saving Planarcadia doesn't get in the way of my drawing! DramaEnjoyer: Anyone else wanna see Woof Woof Dan and Dr. Ratio arm-wrestle? File:Furbobo Web Portal User DreamingofgettingAmphoreusonline.png DreamingofgettingAmphoreusonline: Are you the one who came up with the idea of making Castorice and Mydei arm-wrestle? LoveMarchBunny: Bestie, your fave Fluffy Across the Blue just dropped a new update! @Raccoons Bots Raccoons Bots: OMW! Raccoons Bots: You and me, even when we're old and gray in a nursing home, we'll be reading the complete collection of Fluffy Across the Blue together! File:Furbobo Web Portal User NineStonehearts.png NineStonehearts: Why is this obscene bird everywhere? Paid promotion? MrRatite: You jealous of Ratite's popularity? Born2Luv: Heard my boss also made it to Astropolis. How come he didn't enter the beauty pageant? Born2Luv: Boss, you're the finest alpha wolf in my heart! The Strictest Monkey: Boss, you're the finest alpha wolf in my heart! Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Boss, you're the finest alpha wolf in my heart! DetectivePassingBy: @Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL Uh, what's it got to do with you? DetectivePassingBy: Uh... what's going on here? File:Furbobo Web Portal User HalovianWingedBurgerSwallower.png HalovianWingedBurgerSwallower: Thread for Miss Rorobin! Miss Rorobin is the biggest star of the summer, no doubt about it! File:Furbobo Web Portal User INSIDEBestAlbumEver.png INSIDEBestAlbumEver: The one and only summer superstar, Miss Rorobin! ClearSky: Thank you all for your support, thank you, really. File:Furbobo Web Portal User MeetUInADreamBubble.png MeetUInADreamBubble: Miss Rorobin! I love you! The first song I ever learned to sing was If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking! Sunday: Hmm... the first Robin song I learned was way before that. File:Furbobo Web Portal User LittleOwlbert.png LittleOwlbert: What's with the flexing? Nimble Ploo: Miss Rorobin, you're my everything! If you lose to Ratite, I'll blow up. If you lose to Woof Woof Dan, I'll cry. But if you lose to Foxenturine? I'd be like... phew, at least it's not you stuck in that hellish workout regime! File:Furbobo Web Portal User NineStonehearts.png NineStonehearts: All I wanna ask is: How are your triceps and biceps holding up, Mr. Aven? GoldenTouch: Haha, ask Miss Colt. She's the one who drew them. Cosmic Traveler: Actually... I've got my eye on Dr. Bunny's protein powder. Cloud-Piercing Spear: ...Are you trying to make a new flavor of coffee or something? Say~Cheese~: Run! Don't let Himeko anywhere near that protein powder! WorkLessWorkMore: Dr. Bunny's got some seriously long wisdom whiskers. Fitting for the name, truly. StellaronHunterslovelove: Yeah, compared to that silly little critter I know... Leveling_Solo: @UltimateBladeCritic Someone just called you out. You gonna take that? UltimateBladeCritic: I changed my name. You tagged the wrong person. Leveling_Solo: Oh... Leveling_Solo: Then how'd you even see this comment? Hey, wait... you just changed it, didn't you!? Tidal Pearl Appraiser: I'm trying to figure out how Dr. Bunny's brooch stays on. OneAndOnlyKennethArita: Probably clamped on with those pecs. Arita Security Corps: Boss, why are you so experienced with this...? BrightNightLight: No Lighthouse in the beauty pageant!? File:Furbobo Web Portal User PreservationIsTheLightThatGuidesYourPath.png PreservationIsTheLightThatGuidesYourPath: The tin man's really fallen off, huh. Leveling_Solo: Who is at the bottom? File:Furbobo Web Portal User PreservationIsTheLightThatGuidesYourPath.png PreservationIsTheLightThatGuidesYourPath: ? Leveling_Solo: Preservation is at the top, so who's at the bottom? EvanesciaCantAscendia: Miss Silver Wolf, I know you're just really into ranks, but uh... maybe don't go that deep into it.

Rational discussion: are Ashveil and Furbobocom Magazine secretly plotting something together?

Unlocks during Furbobocom dialogue with Joolyon

Rational discussion: are Ashveil and Furbobocom Magazine secretly plotting something together?
Arcadian_Leek	Duomension City
	#ArcadiaNews Hey, have you noticed something? That detective Ashveil's connection with Furbobocom Magazine is... way beyond what you'd expect! First off, there was a recent slew of messy strange happenings in Planarcadia, and Ashveil was there for all of them. Second, wasn't Furbobo Weekly just some trashy gossip mag before? Now all these socially significant cases are suddenly popping up at their office left and right. And finally! I've spotted Ashveil constantly lurking around their office entrance at night! Put these three things together and think about it carefully, folks!
10_Year_Assistant: Ashveil who? Lightpaw Express Delivery: As soon as the OP finished speaking, everyone freaked out and started asking who Ashveil is? Veil-Veil Fanclub: What does this have to do with Ashveil? Administrator, delete this post! Righteous Citizen: So much criminal activity lately... Duomension City's gonna turn into another Jepella at this rate. Contentious Citizen: Come to think of it, you're probably more interested in Ashveil. Sleepless Phantasmoon: I bet it was Ashveil themselves who posted this DetectivePassingBy: I'm not Ashveil. Ashveil posts from Dovebrook District, and my address isn't in Dovebrook District. [IP Address: Dovebrook District] FrankDude: No way, I don't believe it! @Furbobocom_Official debunk this right now! Raccoons Bots: It's a flame post, don't read Furbobocom_Official: False information has been blocked! Don't believe rumors or spread them, folks!

Breaking News! Plush Fullie, the Osfurs Award Winning Director, Did Something Unbelievable

Unlocks during Condition missing

Breaking News! Plush Fullie, the Osfurs Award Winning Director, Did Something Unbelievable
File:Furbobo Web Portal User ThatRighteousCitizen.png ThatRighteousCitizen	Astropolis
	ExposingDirectorDirtySecrets #FluffiesMovieIndustryLeavesAstropolis Sources reveal that acclaimed director Plush Fullie, under the guise of "seeking inspiration," colluded with media company Pan-Fluffy Entertainment to deceive the press into dispatching [REDACTED]. Using "auditions" as a pretense, Plush Fullie subjected [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] levels of [REDACTED]. We've already filed a report with Astropolis security, and we strongly advise the entire entertainment industry to stay on high alert. You know what we mean. You KNOW.
OneAndOnlyKennethArita: What's even going on here? Why is everything marked "REDACTED"? MrRatite: "REDACTED" is truly an all-purpose solution. DetectivePassingBy: I also engaged in some "REDACTED" behavior. The Strictest Monkey: Are we actually gonna land any clients posting stuff like this? DetectivePassingBy: Sometimes "REDACTED" is more important than "REDACTED". The Strictest Monkey: Stop copying "REDACTED" and acting all mysterious. Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Isn't Plush Fullie already drowning in controversy? Always playing dumb like nothing ever happened. Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Oh really? Is he gonna play dead again this time? Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Yep, if you go up to him now, he'll pretend it's your first meeting. Classic. Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Is this really not just some "REDACTED" dialogue glitch? Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Sure, whatever you say. I'm not gonna argue. IYKYK.

Pull back the infirmary curtain, and you'll find anything and everything... except the doctor.

Unlocks after completing the events of Achievement A General Introduction to Psychoanalysis

Pull back the infirmary curtain, and you'll find anything and everything... except the doctor
Furbobocom_Official	Duomension City
	#AestheticAccumulation Okay, your editor here is absolutely flabbergasted. The infirmary curtains are just WAY too abstract. I took one look, just ONE look at these infirmary curtains, and I was like, "The last time I saw infirmary curtains THIS... THIS abstract was the last time!" All in all... All in all... Go ahead and pull back any infirmary curtain you see on the roadside! You have NO idea what kind of interesting things you'll find there. That's all I'm saying.
King Yapper: My Friend, you're the real king of rambling. CardLover: See anything? Rank 'em from awesome to trash.^{[Note 2]} Curtain: Please, stop pulling already! 10_Year_Assistant: Come on guys, please stop pulling! I'm getting scared! Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Wow, I just learned so much from you. FrankDude: Look, here's the thing. IYKYK. If you don't, then no amount of explaining is gonna make it click, so there's really no point. Don't come asking me what's going on, either. There's way too much at stake here, and honestly, knowing won't do you any favors. Better to just... not know, y'know? All I can say is, this rabbit hole goes so deep, there are some seriously big players involved. You could try digging up the details yourself, but good luck with that. Most of it's been scrubbed clean off the net by now. So yeah, like I said: if you know, you know. And if you don't... well, can't help ya there. King Yapper: I order you to cut the chatter GreatFortune_at_the_table: So what exactly are you accumulating in the aesthetics department, I'd like to know? Arcadian_Leek: TD^{[Note 3]}

Stay away from the "Ghost Doors"!

Unlocks after completing the events of Achievement A-Door-Able!

Stay away from the "Ghost Doors"!
Furbobocom_Official	Duomension City
	#FurboExposé #ArcadiaNews Recently, isolated "doors" have been appearing out of thin air throughout Planarcadia, just standing there on the side of the road. The Fool from the tavern has already claimed responsibility for this event, stating that the "doors" generally won't cause harm to users under normal circumstances. For the sake of public safety, please remain vigilant! Do NOT open the doors out of curiosity!
I Am 007: I heard there are six "gates" in Duomension City PeacefulPlanarcadia: There is no such thing as the Six Gates Bureau. This has been identified as an online rumor, so netizens are advised to stay vigilant If anyone encounters a similar situation, please notify us promptly Enthusiastic_Citizen_123: Why not retrofit it for public transit? I'm so sick of cramming onto the train for work every single day! Laughing-Prone Get Out: You've got an Everywhere Door and all you wanna use it for is commuting to work? Giant Steamed Buns: You tell me to stay away and think I'll just obey? Who do you think you are? Righteous Citizen: You've got a point, but without curiosity, what separates us from animals? Animalist: Who says animals aren't curious? [Account_Deleted]: Woof~ Never Judge By Cover: Talk about perfect timing. If anyone's looking for their loyal lapdogs, they're all waiting in the comments section. AUV: Oh my! Someone made the papers! @Gatekeeper_Not_Doorguard Gatekeeper_Not_Doorguard: So what?

A Furbo Photo that's Worth the Labor at the Black Cat Instacam

Unlocks after completing the events of Achievement Paranoia Agent

A Furbo Photo that's Worth the Labor at the Black Cat Instacam
Furbobocom_Official	Duomension City
	ArcadiaNews #MyLifeinPictures Has anyone noticed those instant cameras popping up around the streets? You can snap pics of yourself AND other people inside! Plus, each camera has its own unique photo theme. Capture not just your own life moments, but others' too... Come give it a try, everyone!
FrankDude: Alright, alright, I got it! Now delete the post! If too many people find out, I'll be stuck waiting in line. AutonomousDebater: Why is the furbo giving birth to a photo? Pretty_OOTD: Guess what I saw? Mr. Yang from The Fluffy is teaching Woof Woof Dan and March Bunny! AutonomousDebater: No (Trailblazer)? Is it because (he/she) doesn't go to school? GreatFortune_at_the_table: (He/She) seems to be that famous PhD from Paperfold University. Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: (Bro/Sis), dropping culture like that? Mad respect! AutonomousDebater: Does anyone even care about my credentials? Study Abroad In Xianzhou Call Me: I care.

What's it like to be scared by a delivery person?

Unlocks after completing the events of Achievement Coming Through the Phone Line

What's it like to be scared by a delivery person?
Furbobocom_Official	Planarcadia
	#ExclusiveInterview Even to this day, phone booths can still be spotted all over the streets of Planarcadia, and you can even occasionally hear ringing coming from them...? You read that right, this reporter followed up on a tip from an enthusiastic reader and went to investigate in person, only to get quite the fright from Miss Mary herself~ Many thanks to @MaryExpress_Mary for accepting our interview~
MaryExpress_Mary: Hehe, and don't forget to follow Mary Express's livestream. There are creepypasta every single day! DetectivePassingBy: A jump-scare delivery service? That's fascinating. Never Works Out: How scary could a story be? Why don't you tell us one right now? MaryExpress_Mary: Uh, well... I live alone, and I found a photo of myself sleeping on my phone. Does that count? Say~Cheese~:: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! [Account_Deleted]: I used your service without knowing what I was getting into. Now you owe me a new pair of pants.

If you spot a wild furbo, please contact Furbobo Weekly magazine...

Unlocks after completing the events of Achievement Why Are You Wearing My Clothes

If you spot a wild furbo, please contact Furbobo Weekly magazine...
Furbobocom_Official	Planarcadia
	#WorkingFurbo #RunawayFurbos If you spot any wild furbos roaming the streets, they're employees playing hooky from Furbobo Weekly magazine! Tap "Contact Us" on the Furbobocom homepage and help us catch these truant furbs, you'll be rewarded with a Furbobocom SVIP trial membership card!
Joolyon: Come on, let's go home Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: But what if it really IS wild? GreatFortune_at_the_table: Lost cats? Divine guidance? I'm the one you seek. Specializing in the minor sexagenary time-extension algorithms for item recovery. Rates: 2,800 credits if missing within 24h, and 4,800 credits if missing between 24h and 48h. DetectivePassingBy: From what I've seen, the furbos who skip work and the ones who actually show up are pretty much equally productive. Paraprince: Are you observing me or something? Am I a God: So what's the point of a Furbobocom membership anyway? Ad-free browsing? AFoolKnowsThemselves: These days ads are baked right into the content. Members and non-members alike gotta sit through 'em Say~Cheese~: Here to support! I'm all for it Cloud-Piercing Spear: Here to support! I'm all for it Geometry4Lyfe: Hear to suffrage! I'm all for it Cloud-Piercing Spear: Someone save Mr. Yang's autocorrect Say~Cheese~: Bape, the Express Crew's got you're back for live!

Top recommendation from the Furniture City God! The Relic He Swears By is...

Unlocks after interacting with Oiiaiooo

Top recommendation from the Furniture City God! The Relic He Swears By is...

Joolyon

Duomension City

Furbobo Web Portal Post Top recommendation from the Furniture City God! The Relic He Swears By is...

The legendary Furniture City God, who once took on a hundred foes single-handedly, has finally reached a peace deal of the century with Furniture City after thirty years of mutual avoidance.

To celebrate this historic moment, the "Big Auntie's" Furniture City is launching a brand-new home decor series:

Cartoon posters and figures, perfect for all you animation lovers out there.
You can now exchange Pixcoins for them at Oiiaiooo's place!

In an interview with our agency, the Furniture City God remarked that after years of grinding in the industry, his most "handy" piece of furniture is actually a scale, because it doesn't just "hand" him results, it also weighs his hands.

Tidal Pearl Appraiser: By the way, how do you even pronounce Oiiaiooo? I can never get my tongue around it.

Say~Cheese~: Woo-ee-ah-ee-woo-ee-ee-ee-ah-ee! Just practice it a few times, and you'll get it!

Zephyr_Hustling: Strange mechanical clicking sounds coming from the Executive's office @ Department of Aberration Defense: requesting investigation

Department of Aberration Defense: Alright, I'll be your point of contact

Zephyr_Hustling: It's fine, don't bother checking. I know what's going on.

Sidepartrocks: Ahhh eee ohhh ahhh!

ProudKitty: I want some wontons, and make 'em spicy!

TragicBard: Hmm~

Furniture_City_God: Lately, people keep asking me who's stronger: me or Nanook.
Let me put it this way: I've got the edge if we were in a furniture store.

Cosmicon Collective Official: Who's stronger? Why not settle it with a game of cards?

Duomension City Food Review Wave 1: This piping hot bowl of noodles? Unmatched in all of Duomension City right now

AberrationsWillBeArrested

Duomension City

#My TreasuredFoodCollection #100 RestaurantsChallenge A bowl of noodles isn't just about pork bone broth, but finding places that nail the broth base is pretty rare. Work's been light lately, so I sorted through my photo album and wanted to share some memorable spots with fellow late-night solo diners.

Chef Kraken's Noodles
Their signature dish needs no introduction. Highly recommend their seafood noodles, rich in flavor with generous toppings.

Jack of All Trades Noodle Flagship Store
A new spot with long queues, but the food is somewhat average. Be prepared to wait 30+ minutes.

Fu Man Noodles
This place has self-service ordering and free noodle refills — thumbs up!

That's all for these spots, stay tuned for the next round of reviews...

Duomension City Gourmand: The food at Fu Man is awful, but the chef is pretty yum

EvanesciaCantAscendia: The guy quit after reading the comments

Ten Bowls Can't Cross Book: Who is it? DM me!

Awake Yet?: Not as good as... The Grand Restaurant, I'd say^{[Note 4]}

Grand-Thunder-Coil: Now that's class! Master Kraken's hand-stretched noodles are labors of love itself!

AutonomousDebater: Why are people giving birth to noodles?

Babymech: Potato fries are just solid stretched noodles! Strongly recommend adding them to the taste test

GreatFortune_at_the_table: My vote for the next theme: dumplings

Mom, Pearluxe Corp has been treating me really well!

Mom, Pearluxe Corp has been treating me really well!
Pearluxe Corp Employee	Duomension City
	Only recently did I realize that, whoops, I've been pampered way too well by Pearluxe Corp. It's not about having tons of money or unlimited freedom, it's that kind of blissful complacency that comes when all your needs are met and you just... want for nothing. Every day I can rate my Lightpaw Express deliveries 4.8 stars or higher, my coffee's always artisan-crafted, and I'm rocking those deceptively low-key yet minimalist work tees: a different one every day of the workweek. My office at Pearluxe Corp HQ has floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the park, and when that warm sunlight streams in, I realize that everything happening in my life is just... chef's kiss perfect. #JobHunting #BigTech #CorporateUnhinged
Shanshui In One Take: Wait, I scrolled down, but where are the references? Contentious Citizen: Wait, is this an original post? Dreamless Coffee Chug Chug: Whoa, what a bombshell reveal!? Sleepless Phantasmoon: Is the spoiled corporate slave vibe trending in Planarcadia now Half-Price Wishbae Buyer: Hold on, check the tags the influencer use, they're one of us Tidal Pearl Appraiser: What time do you get off work every day? Pearluxe Corp Employee: 11 o'clock (lol)

While Sparxie was off the air these past few days, I finally came to my senses

While Sparxie was off the air these past few days, I finally came to my senses
NoLongerInLove	"World's End" Tavern
	I'm not asking you to stream every single day forever, I'm not a monster. But what's this about going offline? Where did all your streaming passion go? You've only been off for 21 days, right? Keep this up and after 42 days you'll turn into ice cream, after 84 days you'll become a refrigerator, and eventually you'll just be the Belobog Snow Plains. As the Supreme Guardian, I might just have to take you down. For real.
I Am Actually On Fire: What kind of nonsense is this? Reported. Sparxicle4Ever: I'd delete this if I were you. Don't give Sparxicle a bad name. GreatFortune_at_the_table: I ran the numbers: you're gonna go viral Am I A God (Sullied): Please delete that! Let me post it instead! [Account_Deleted]: All I saw was Sparxie playing with someone like they were a mangy mutt Not Your Bro: Yo dude, Sparxicle's back streaming! NoLongerInLove: I'll get right on it Captain Planarcadia: Streamers who pump out low-quality slop every day deserve to get the ban hammer ASAP. I'm all for a permanent shutdown!

With heavy hearts, we mourn! The Synwish Syndicate has left us...

With heavy hearts, we mourn! The Synwish Syndicate has left us...
Furbulitzer	Duomension City
	A Public Notice to All Residents of Dovebrook District! On this sorrowful day, Gang Leader Polwave and Underboss Caustide were murdered and have left us, along with thirty-one brothers and sisters of the Synwish Syndicate. To express our deepest grief, the Synwish Syndicate Building will hold a memorial service for the departed three days from now. We hereby invite all Dovebrook District residents who wish to pay their final respects to attend! To restore the Synwish Syndicate's final glory is our sacred duty!
TechniliciousHayek: An industrious life that set the standard, a modest heart that shaped the gang! Rest in peace, Gang Leader Polwave YaddaYadda: Bro, since when has Polwave ever been modest? PeacefulPlanarcadia: Warning: Unauthorized gang gatherings are prohibited in Dovebrook District. We will conduct targeted arrests of attendees at the Synwish Syndicate building. Astropolis Aspirat: I just want to know one thing: Was this the Herald of Death's doing or not? Dovebrook District's Top Heartthrob: It'd be best if none of this messes with our business Righteous Citizen: Good riddance. The Synwish Syndicate's finally gone, those pests have been plaguing Dovebrook for far too long Lightpaw Express Delivery: Safe travels, meow! Display Name Expired: Why so worked up? Did the Synwish Syndicate swipe your takeout or something?

There's a strange hand in the wall of the Synwish Syndicate building?

There's a strange hand in the wall of the Synwish Syndicate building?
Nimble Ploo	Duomension City
	#ArcadiaNews Location: First floor of the Synwish Syndicate office. After "that incident," has anyone actually been to the Synwish Syndicate office? I passed by recently, and I swear I saw a hand sticking out of the wall?
Not Your Bro: You know what a puppet master is? TechniliciousHayek: Looks like I really gotta regulate you now Dovebrook Wind: Anyone brave enough to shake that thing? I'll give them a like. Half-Price Wishbae Buyer: Just passing by, thought it was some kind of modern art piece Contentious Citizen: Not hip enough Leveling_Solo: Silver hand in the wall?^{[Note 5]} OnlyDummiesWillReadThisOneOutLoud: Maybe they clipped through the map

Read through all of Graphia Academy's campus ghost stories in one go

Read through all of Graphia Academy's campus ghost stories in one go
10_Year_Assistant	Graphia Academy
	#ArcadiaNews #CampusGhostStories Finished homework mysteriously vanishes, Break time keeps getting shorter, The cafeteria lady's hand starts shaking, The library has a sleeping zone effect Done reading? Want more? Go ahead and read it again!
The Great Eagle: One day. I'm gonna take down every clickbait artist out there PeacefulPlanarcadia: Hey there, watch what you say online. The internet isn't some lawless wasteland, you know. 1965_Born_Softboi: Does anyone have the cafeteria lady's contact info? I'm a '65-born, warm-hearted guy. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. I'm ready to struggle alongside her. DetectivePassingBy: This is what rotted my brain Panshipper: They actually did it! DetectivePassingBy: They did it!? I_believe: That's all superstition. Post it in Ghostly Grove Name's Seadrake, K: Come find me in my office

The Astral Express Declares War on the Local Supplicants!

The Astral Express Declares War on the Local Supplicants!
Fulwish TV	Lookout Cloud
Stelle Caelus	LIVE REPORT! Supplicant (Trailblazer) of the Astral Express assaulted our network's very own superheroes, the "Daybreak Squadron," right at the Exhibition site, and went on to make outrageous claims during an interview, vowing to crush all local Supplicants through sheer violence to claim victory in the Phantasmoon Games for the IPC! Our network, on behalf of our artists, condemns this brutal and unreasonable act of bullying. We demand an immediate apology from the Astral Express to the victims, the justice we deserve, and an explanation to the people of Planarcadia regarding these inappropriate remarks!
VarietyShowVet: Who would've thought? You really can't judge a book by its cover. Just A Cup Of Tea: Baseball Raccoon seemed so nice. Why would they do something like this? Enthusiastic_Citizen_123: Lmao. You actually believe that obvious fake AutonomousDebater: And you're the only one in the know? Enthusiastic_Citizen_123: Yeah I_believe: I heard the Synwish Syndicate got silenced because of those masks... Could it be...? Happiness is Forever: If you ask me, (Trailblazer) is Dovebrook's Herald of Death! Go With The Algorithm: Psycho! Murderer! AberrationsWillBeArrested: Please watch your words, netizens. Don't believe or spread rumors DramaEnjoyer: Star Rail FEST was absolute chaos on-site. Anyone who didn't snag a ticket totally missed out Daybreak's No.1 Stan: (Trailblazer)'s bullying everyone! (Trailblazer), apologize right now! Blazeweaver Hero Beats The Firmament: Daybreak Squadron fans, assemble! Let's get this post to the top! Dawnlance Hero V.S Azure Skies: To the top! Cinderborne Hero: Merciless Blade: To the top! Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Bullying Baseball Raccoon? Sparxheads, help me keep an eye out for this reporter! AberrationsWillBeArrested: Please observe public regulations, netizens, and refrain from gathering to provoke others I Am Actually On Fire: This post is blowing up! Furbobocom_Official: Don't trust unverified information. Furbobocom will be the first to bring you up-to-date coverage on the real situation at the expo.

The Truth Behind the Himekat Acquisition Revealed!

The Truth Behind the Himekat Acquisition Revealed!
Joolyon	Duomension City
	Recently, multiple readers have submitted reports claiming that unidentified parties have been secretly purchasing and warehousing massive quantities of Himekat merchandise sold by Planarcadia, suspected of malicious hoarding and price gouging. After extensive investigation and undercover inquiries, our reporters have confirmed that this is the work of a mysterious buyer whose name starts with Ryu and ends with Suke . The man claims that the purchases are purely for personal collection purposes, with no intention of reselling. At his request, identifying details have been redacted.
OutofMoves: You bought everything!? What about us collectors? Are we just supposed to give up!? YaddaYadda: Can someone who knows the law chime in here? This is illegal, right? Umbralle Agency: The individual's actions were for personal collection only, and the items never entered market circulation. Therefore, no Planarcadia market regulations were violated. Cosmic Traveler: Never Judge By Cover: Being an obsessed fan is never a good idea. LOL Problem Solved: Is Himekat really that popular? Or is it all just hype? EvanesciaCantAscendia: No wonder I hit up twenty stores and still couldn't snag a Himekat! You, whose name starts with Ryu and ends with Suke, just you wait!

What Are These Toy Models!? Look What You Have Done!

What Are These Toy Models!? Look What You Have Done!
Won't Rename Until I Find My Perfect Toy Model	Pearluxe Tower
	#ToyModels #PearluxeCorpRefundNow Absolutely TERRIBLE assembly experience! Started building my Blazeweaver model kit and immediately noticed a part was missing! Filed a complaint with Customer Service and they compensated me with 15 Wishbae. After assembling it, I found there was actually an extra identical part left over! Also, I bought a Cinderborne-themed light-up helmet. Says "press any button to activate," but I can't find the "any" button anywhere! I'm going to keep filing complaints against Pearluxe Corp's Daybreak Squadron merch division! Give me an immediate return and refund. Now!
Am I a God: Thought it was a toy model, false alarm then Geometry4Lyfe: Wait, I took a closer look. You've got exactly the right number of parts, no more, no less, right? AutonomousDebater: Still buying Pearluxe Corp toy models? With that kind of quality control? You'll be stunned speechless AutonomousDebater: My bad, missed that detail. I'm team Pearluxe Corp on this one. OP, you should get your eyes checked. Leveling_Solo: Finding the Any Button on a keyboard is harder than finding the Everywhere Door in Duomension City. I'm dead serious Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Complaint received. We'll consider raising the purchase requirement to a Graphia Elementary School diploma Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Wait, wait! Lower it down a bit. I wanna watch a few more episodes

Decode These 3 Sentences to Transform Your Career Path

Paraprince

Dovebrook District

Furbobo Web Portal Post Decode These 3 Sentences to Transform Your Career Path

Someone said that when your boss is chewing you out, if you clench your glutes immediately, it activates your brain's physical defense system and turns their words into white noise!
That someone was me!

I've also got three little hacks to share with all my workplace buddies who've been on the receiving end of a boss's lecture:
1. When your boss stares at you, stare right back.
This kind of eye contact doesn't require any words, and it'll make them gradually calm down and reconsider their phrasing.
2. Imagine your boss straining on the toilet this morning.
No matter how imposing they are right now, when they're squatting on the toilet struggling, they're just as adorable (hilarious).
3. No need to explain yourself when you say no to your boss.
Your explanations won't make your boss less upset. Instead, they'll think you're feeling guilty and put even more pressure on you.

Of course, if you're a Paraprince-level confidant of your boss, you don't need any of these tricks~

Furbulitzer: ?

Joolyon: ?

HD_Bar_Colt: ?

Fulwish TV Staff: TIL

Mia: Hustling On Main: TIL

Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Don't learn just anything and everything

Terror_in_Fog: At first glance, I thought it was a post from that one Divination Commission colleagues

GreatFortune_at_the_table: She wouldn't have the guts

Furbobocom_Official: Paraprince, report to my office after work today. I'm ready to drop the hammer

Say~Cheese~: I'm here for the tea

Cloud-Piercing Spear: I'm here for the tea

We're Done! Furbobo Weekly Ends All Collaboration With Smiles Society!

We're Done! Furbobo Weekly Ends All Collaboration With Smiles Society!
Furbulitzer	Dovebrook District
Stelle Caelus	To our amazing Planarcadia community: thank you for all the love since Furbobo Weekly launched! We know full well that as a fashion gossip outlet, every move Furbobo Weekly makes is closely tied to the pulse of Planarcadian trends. After careful investigation and confirmation, we believe the Research Society of Happy Smiles (hereafter referred to as the "Smiles Society") has been inciting arcadia residents and smearing the Astral Express, which has seriously damaged the reputation of our president, Baseball Raccoon. Furbobo Weekly hereby announces: we are immediately terminating any and all forms of potential collaboration with the "Smiles Society," and we won't be working with them in the future either. The "Smiles Society" has been removed from our sponsor list. Our readers' experience is everything to us. We humbly ask for your patience and continued support as we strive to do better!
Paraprince: Furbobo Weekly takes the fur-stand! Joolyon: Furbobo Weekly takes the fur-stand! Furli: Furbobo Weekly takes the fur-stand! Bruce Furlee & Tiger Furlee: Furbobo Weekly takes the fur-stand! I_believe: Here we go, here we go, someone's finally caught on that the Smiles Society isn't what it seems Raccoons Bots: Nice dissection! Keep that filth away from our Baseball Raccoon Have U Smiled Today?: When life throws you the occasional curveball, why not just smile? The Research Society of Happy Smiles is dedicated to filling everyone's hearts with sunshine. If you're feeling down, hit the [Link]! Righteous Citizen: There are bot accounts here too? I'm done Corporate Horse: Actually, the Smiles Society is pretty great. Ever since I had the Happiness Surgery, whenever I think back to sad moments in my life, I can't help but hide under my covers in the middle of the night... and laugh. EvanesciaCantAscendia: Whoa, that's a scary mental state Dreamless Coffee Chug Chug: Anti-recommendation? Cosmic Traveler: I almost learned about it for my dad. Thank goodness I didn't MysteriousPersonWhoseNameStartswithRyuandEndswithSuke1995: I knew it all along! I'm touched! More filial piety and more love Cloud-Piercing Spear: What... what kind of "filial piety" is this supposed to be

What Can I Get For A 10,000 Wishbae Cosplay Commission?

What Can I Get For A 10,000 Wishbae Cosplay Commission?
I'm Keeping The Feel of Tin Man On Me	Pearluxe Tower
	#IRLCosplayCommission #CheckIn #NicheHobby# Actually, I'm already inside Pearluxe Tower, and I'm looking to hire a cosplay commissioner last minute to take photos with me for my check-in pics. I'm kinda the slow-to-warm-up type, not great at starting conversations. So I'll probably need someone who's good at keeping things lively. Looking for a cosplayer with 90%+ accuracy in makeup and costume, and who can also provide great companionship. I'll cover the Pearluxe Tower reservation and all the entertainment expenses. Most importantly, you HAVE to be a fan of the superhero movie Transrebars!!
A Solid 9.5 (Not Catfish): Do I look like the right one to you? Cheery Ms. Dollie: Do I look like the right one to you? Unseen In Exam Week: Teacher, you... you've secretly betrayed yourself behind our backs Quirky Lil' Thing: With 10,000 Wishbaes, you can basically take your pick, right? You're not even asking for much, OP. How have you not found someone yet? I'm Keeping The Feel of Tin Man On Me: It's just... I don't know why, but everyone who DMs me is super weird Superalloy_Overlord: Wait, I don't get it. Why does it have to be a Transrebars fan? Can't Daybreak Squadron fans join in? Nimble Ploo: Aren't fans of Sorrowful Duck Warrior allowed? Love♥Sparxicle: Aren't Sparxicle fans allowed? EvanesciaCantAscendia: Wait, just had a thought. Is OP trying to find someone to cosplay the characters in Transrebars? I'm Keeping The Feel of Tin Man On Me: Yes, babe! You're the only one who gets me, babe! Got To Stan Emoti Armor: I feel you, babe Geometry4Lyfe: I understand you too... babe Say~Cheese~: Eww... Post-Bumper: What a thoughtful post. Truly amazing work

Furbobo Weekly: The Big Birthday Reveal for Our Little Furbos!

Furbobo Weekly: The Big Birthday Reveal for Our Little Furbos!

Paraprince

Dovebrook District

Furbobo Web Portal Post Furbobo Weekly The Big Birthday Reveal for Our Little Furbos!

Furbobo Weekly owes its popularity to the tireless efforts of our dedicated furbo journalists.

Today, we have gathered everyone's birthdays specifically for all you furbo fans out there!
If you would like to send birthday gifts, please mail them to the Furbobo Weekly Editorial Office in Dovebrook District. Please address all packages to Paraprince!

Paraprince
Arcadian Calendar: June 6th

Bruce Furlee
Arcadian Calendar: January 5th

Tiger Furlee
Arcadian Calendar: November 4th

Furli
Arcadian Calendar: December 27th

Joolyon
Arcadian Calendar: March 25th

Gemibo
Arcadian Calendar: June 5th

Furbricato
Arcadian Calendar: October 31st

Furblix
Arcadian Calendar: January 24th

Furbulitzer
Arcadian Calendar: October 30th

Furbulitzer: ??? Why would a birthday present be sent to YOU?

Paraprince: What if some hater sends a knife? I'm the first line of defense protecting everyone!

Joolyon: Bullfrog

Furli: Bullfrog

Bruce Furlee & Tiger Furlee: Bullfrog

Paraprince: Cut the nonsense! Hold it in!

Say~Cheese~: Oh, so Joolyon's birthday is in March too! No wonder such cuteness

GreatFortune_at_the_table: The little furbo looks like March too

Say~Cheese~: @Cloud-Piercing Spear Tell her off for me!

Cloud-Piercing Spear: Well, you do look alike

Say~Cheese~: I'm never talking to you guys again!

Furboboholic: Haha, you can tell the little furbos are already fed up with Furbulitzer. They're posting stuff like this now.
What's the deal with Joolyon's birthday being March 25th? It means there are "three" "agents of 2 and 5" ready to overthrow Furbulitzer's reign — the agents of two-faced duality and conflict in cartomancy.
Let's see who they are.
The first one is obviously Joolyon.
The second one's hiding in plain sight. When's Furblix's birthday? January 24th. 1+24=? Think about it... chilling, right?
The third one has gotta be Paraprince. On one hand, rumors say Paraprince has been oppressed by Furbulitzer all along. On the other hand, his birthday is also sus.
Paraprince was born on June 6th. And Furbulitzer was born on October 30th.
6+6=12, 1+0=1, and 3+0=3, 13 is the unlucky number that is immediately preceded by 12!
Of course, some of you might say, "At the end of the day, aren't there only three furbos rebelling against Furbulitzer?"
Wrong. The fact that this post even got published means the winds have shifted inside Furbobo Weekly — (Trailblazer) no longer supports the Furbulitzer faction.
A storm is brewing. Just you wait and see, folks.

Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Let's talk: If the OP had put that brainpower into studying math back in school, would they have a slightly less tragic life right now?

Forever_Loading: Oh my! What an intense battle!

Galactic_Highschool_Dropout: That's lowkey creepy

FlyHighShelter: That explains a lot

DetectivePassingBy: Y'all should probably see a doctor

Furboboholic: If you don't know what you're talking about, keep quiet

DetectivePassingBy: Seriously? Are you trying to get me to chew you out or what?

DetectivePassingBy: ...Never mind

Leveling_Solo: Hahahaha, are you messing with me right now?

Furboboholic: Does this look like a joke to you?

Terror_in_Fog: Huh? I'm kinda lost reading these comments... Aren't we just posting about the furbos' birthdays?

Furboboholic: These birthday dates could've been sent any day of the week, so why today? Ever stop to think about that?

Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: I really haven't! Please explain it to me in detail!

Furboboholic: Thanks to Furbulitzer's questions, readership for Furbobo Weekly has absolutely tanked lately. Rumor has it (Trailblazer) was so fed up that Furbulitzer even got a beatdown. We're talking chairs thrown, furb-butts kicked, books smashed into furb-faces, the whole nine yards. Wonder how Furbulitzer's feeling right about now.

Leveling_Solo: Where'd you hear about these wild rumors?

Furboboholic: Even if all of this is fake, how do you explain the Paraprince setting his own birthday as June 6th? What are the odds of that? Isn't that metaphorical?

Leveling_Solo: ...I mean, just saying, is there any chance they were, y'know, actually born on June 6th?

Furboboholic: If you don't know what you're talking about, keep quiet

Leveling_Solo: I was having a pretty good day today, so I'm gonna let this slide. I'll give you one chance to rephrase that.

Furboboholic: I said: IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, KEEP QUIET! Are you deaf or something?

Leveling_Solo: Alright

Furboboholic: I sincerely apologize to everyone. Those replies I posted before were all made up to grab attention and chase clout. There was no factual basis whatsoever.
Here, I want to apologize to all the little furbos, and also to everyone in the comments I misled and insulted.
I'm sorry.

Leveling_Solo: Justice served

Furbulitzer: Justice served

Paraprince: Justice served

Joolyon: Justice served

Furli: Justice served

Bruce Furlee & Tiger Furlee: Justice served

DetectivePassingBy: Justice served

Massive Victory! Furbobo Weekly Crowned Champion of the Seafeld City Commerce Street Showdown!

Massive Victory! Furbobo Weekly Crowned Champion of the Seafeld City Commerce Street Showdown!
Paraprince	Seafeld City
	#Giveaway #Raffle #BigVictory Beep-beep, It is giveaway time! To celebrate Furbobo Weekly taking home the gold in the Seafeld City Commerce Street Showdown, we are picking ten lucky winners from the comments and likes! Prizes include commemorative badges and 12% off coupons for official merch. Come join the fun!
Paraprince: First comment for our ambassador @Leveling_Solo, the almighty Silver Wolf! Leveling_Solo: No biggie, just a bit better than good. Okay, maybe a lot better. HeartOfBlade: There goes the αWolf, getting cocky again Leveling_Solo: You scared me! I saw your ID and thought you were someone I knew Seafeld City Mayor: Kugabagua: Ya—ah—Furbobo Weekly is absolutely amazing! Yellow Ducky Nibbles even ate it and says it slaps! EvanesciaCantAscendia: Foxfolio even ate it and says it slaps! AberrationsWillBeArrested: A matchmaker even ate it and says it slaps! HD_Bar_Colt: A coffee shop owner even ate it and says it slaps! LilGuiGuinevere: You guys are all just talking smack, but I, Little Gui, actually livestreamed myself eating a newspaper! 1965_Born_Softboi: @Miss_Saltpeter Hey, are you there? Are you there? Didn't I pay you 38,888 Wishbae to help me find happiness? How come my match hasn't been replying to my messages these past two days? Miss_Saltpeter: She's been swamped these past couple days. She'll get to you once she wraps up with her other clients. DetectivePassingBy: Logically speaking, your match must be @Miss_Saltpeter 1965_Born_Softboi: Huh? Come on, bro, don't mess with me Just_LaughItOff: Just laugh it off! ShangshangOfficial: Little Gui says she wants a badge too LilGuiGuinevere: ? LilGuiGuinevere: Shangshang said she wants a badge too ShangshangOfficial: ? MrTail's Sidekick: Mr. Tail says he wants a badge too ShangshangOfficial: ? LilGuiGuinevere: ? Furbulitzer: Don't mention it! The Great Raccoon has made it clear: everyone on the ghost-hunting squad gets a share! FURBOBOWEEKLYISGOINGDOWN: How did Furbobo Weekly even win the Seafeld City Commerce Street Showdown? Is it even a local brand? What's it doing here? Ah_MyHomeland: People like you are the reason Seafeld City's GDP keeps tanking year after year Contentious Citizen: Hey, haven't I seen you drop Rockets in Little Gui's stream before? Your username rings a bell! Are you supporting the local brands? Join_Seafeld_Anglers: Quiet down, everyone! Check out the whopper I caught today (pic.JPG) Join_Seafeld_Anglers: See that? Taller than three ploos stacked on top of each other! Ah_MyHomeland: You're quite a character. Paraprince: Congratulations @WishMeClosingLikeFurboboWeekly @VIPsHaveLongBackstory @...and 10 other accounts! You've won commemorative Furbobo Weekly badges and a 12% off coupon for merch. Please DM the editor your address for shipping! Furboboholic: They somehow picked the weirdest ones there FURBOBOWEEKLYISGOINGDOWN: Huh? Me? Wait, what? For The Fluffy: Sell it to me if you don't want it. I'm buying FURBOBOWEEKLYISGOINGDOWN: Who says I don't want it? I think it's pretty cute, actually. I'm gonna hoard it and sell it for a fortune later! Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Looks like you're about to turn from hater to fan

Phantasmoon Games Supplicant Wishpower Rankings

Department of Aberration Defense

Duomension City

Furbobo Web Portal Post Phantasmoon Games Supplicant Wishpower Rankings

As the Phantasmoon Games reach a fever pitch, the Supplicant rankings are undergoing dramatic shifts.
The Department of Aberration Defense will monitor the accumulation of Wishpower around the clock and provide timely updates to the public.

Furthermore, aberrant phenomena caused by the Phantasmoon Games are spreading throughout Planarcadia. Please follow the evacuation orders issued by the Department of Aberration Defense. While the Supplicants' duel is certainly worth your attention, your personal safety remains our top priority.

1st Place: Octopus Mask ▲3
Supplicant: Fulwish

2nd Place: Raccoon Mask ▼1
Supplicant: (Trailblazer)

3rd Place: Cat Mask New
Supplicant: Silver Wolf

4th Place: Wolf Mask ▼2
Supplicant: La Mancha

5th Place: Fin Mask ▼2
Supplicant: ??? (Yet to be called)

6th Place: Crow Mask New
Supplicant: Sunday

7th Place: Rabbit Mask ▼2
Supplicant: Sparxie

?th Place: Fox Mask New
Supplicant: ??? (Yet to be called)

Meta Above All: Ms. Fulwish! We’ve got your back!

Beauty in Seafeld: The Smiles Society is the best!

Am I a God: How is the mighty Baseball Raccoon only in second place!?

Raccoons Bots: Don’t be salty. You can’t even reach the entry barrier for Phantasmoon Games.

In the Room Where It Happens: Where’s The Fluffy? Where are The Fluffy fans at? Come out and speak up if you dare!

Raccoons Bots: I’ve been here the whole time, dude

Transrebars Enthusiast Club: That Sunday… he’s the true Herald of Death, isn’t it?

Lightpaw Lover: He sure doesn’t look like a good guy

Sunday: Huh? Me?

LoveMarchBunny: *sob* Is my March Bunny plushie seriously gonna end up as just a cup noodle weight? Man, I’m so cooked

Am I a God: I’d advise you to sell it at a rock-bottom price while you still can

Raccoons Bots: Don't panic, keep cool. This is the perfect time to snag some limited-edition collectibles

Am I a God: @Raccoons Bots Why are you everywhere? You trying to pick a fight with me or what?

Raccoons Bots: Well, if you don't like it, maybe the internet isn't for you

Say~Cheese~: Hey, who was the one saying I wouldn't dare to speak up?

Cloud-Piercing Spear: Calm down. Might as well settle this offline

LoveMarchBunny: March Bunny sweetie you absolutely HAVE to eat well stay hydrated and get plenty of rest spend less time online and get out in nature more okay?

Hold Your Horses: I've been saying the Astral Express was up to no good from the start, but you all roasted me for it back then

Windy Daybreak: Make the Express Crew pay in blood

Righteous Citizen: So many lives at stake here, @Department of Aberration Defense do something about this

Dr. Frog: Hey, they’re on the IPC’s payroll, you know

EvanesciaCantAscendia: Ugh, is this garbage internet some kind of cosmic punishment for staying offline all these years

Geometry4Lyfe: Everyone, please stay calm and don't believe rumors you read online

Poor Wispae Eater: Mind telling us? How much did the seashell woman pay you guys?

GoodPat: Wait! Tell me more

NightWalker: Confess my feelings to Mr. Yang while everyone's distracted

Have U Smiled Today?: Join us: happy people can’t die

FulwishOnlyStan100Yrs: Join us: happy people can’t die

LOL Problem Solved: Join us: happy people can’t die

BroMeanie: Join us: happy people can’t die

Leveling_Solo: ? Something weird snuck in here

Raccoons Bots: Just keep commenting, huh? Please, anyone can do that. I'm gonna start a post for people who actually believe in the Astral Express

FrankDude: I choose to believe in the Astral Express

BloomingArcadia: I choose to believe in the Astral Express

LoveMarchBunny: Raccoons Bots, you're so brave! Just ignore these haters. Let's start a new post instead

HootQuack999: Where'd all these Supplicants come from all of a sudden? We Sparxicles are getting pushed to the bottom here

CarrotHacker: Punklorde's αWolf will instantly defeat Sparxicles

HootQuack999: @Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL You can bear this?

HD_Bar_Colt: Breaking news! The latest chapter of ‘’Fluffy Across the Blue’’ is about to be released. Stay tuned

Is New Fluffy Out Yet: Please knock it off! Everything you're arguing about is just gonna become inspiration for Blurry

Am I the only one who thinks dropping a loaf in the wild feels amazing?

Am I the only one who thinks dropping a loaf in the wild feels amazing?
LikeImFlying	Graphia Academy
	#RandomThoughts# #Nature# Speaking of laying a brick , Graphia Academy is the perfect spot for it, especially the library. You open those archives and find "stink pickle" scattered everywhere! World's End Tavern is pretty good too. Those Fools are known for being out of line, but way too many people are pinching a loaf there, and they are all so loud about it. The real joy of a cutting a rope is slipping it in among the "regular" ones so nobody notices. It is no fun when everyone is doing it. Anyone else know some good spots for taking care of business ? Looking for recommendations!
Say~Cheese~: Wild, baby BroMeanie: Wild, baby MysteriousPersonWhoseNameStartswithRyuandEndswithSuke1995: Wild, baby Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Wild, baby HeatyFromMeatballs: Seafeld City sounds pretty sweet! Just release yourself in the sea and leave Join_Seafeld_Anglers: Please... just stop it Hee Hee Not Hee-Hee: Stared at the headline again and again, then clicked into the article and got stunned for ten whole minutes Geometry4Lyfe: I'm too old for this ArcadiaReviewer: You haven't even glanced at my updated Planarcadia Restroom Comfort Ratings, have you? Silence!: I feel you, OP. Everything in Planarcadia is artificial, but when it comes to taking a dump, we gotta keep it natural Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Huh? Really? Paraprince: Probably 'cause you didn't do your kegels! You need a @Gemibo Gemibo: Roger that. I'll remind the user to do Kegels every hour Enthusiastic_Citizen_123: Sure, go ahead! But take the tissues with you when you're done! Jingirei: It's OK! But don't you dare mess up your hair! DetectivePassingBy: I'm thinking, is it possible the OP was actually talking about creating apocryphal histories? Go With The Algorithm: That's true NoCopypasta: That's true DramaEnjoyer: That's true LikeImFlying: Hehe, you got me Captain Planarcadia: One day, I'm gonna take down every clickbait artist out there! AberrationsWillBeArrested: Keywords in this post have been filtered for network safety. FulwishTVStaff: Come work at Fulwish TV tomorrow

I want to get into the Thieves' Tunnel scene. Anything I should watch out for? Can anyone show me the ropes?

I want to get into the Thieves' Tunnel scene. Anything I should watch out for? Can anyone show me the ropes?
ThievesTunnelNewbie	Seafeld City
	#WorldinCanvas #ThievesTunnel Everyone knows that the ancient Benzaitengoku, which sank into the World in Canvas, still has "fragments" being salvaged by the IPC from time to time. I just want to know: why is it that only the IPC has the authority to salvage and manage these spaces? They even set up blockades to keep ordinary people out. I heard there is an underground circle called the "Thieves' Tunnel." They call themselves Tunnel-Diggers,^{[Note 6]} and they are supposedly incredibly skilled at smuggling themselves into various "fragments." Does anyone have the inside scoop? I am dying to join!
MugLife: Found a group yet? I'm new too, can I join? ThievesTunnelNewbie: Alright, if I find one I'll add you GreatFortune_at_the_table: Go if you want, but it might be a one-way trip ThievesTunnelNewbie: I'm not scared. Got any connections? Hook me up Enthusiastic_Citizen_123: I heard there's a resort hotel in the World in Canvas. Wonder if it's true PotOfOrchid: Who's vacationing there? FulwishTVStaff: Well, it's definitely not a lowly nobody like me GuildRecruiting_Fast: Wanna join the group? We've already got over 400 people DramaEnjoyer: DM me NoCopypasta: DM me Nimble Ploo: Do you require a face reveal? DetectivePassingBy: Wait, for real? You guys are actually serious? GraphiaAcad_Or_Nothing: If I join, can I self-ship with Graphia? AutonomousDebater: I'd rather not, I'm not into self-ship content. GraphiaAcad_Or_Nothing: Then can I self-ship as a male fan of Graphia? AutonomousDebater: Not into that either. I_believe: What's wrong with minding my own business and enjoying it? Pretty sure the Graphia Academy handbook doesn't have any rules against it MysteriousPersonWhoseNameStartswithRyuandEndswithSuke1995: Hah, yeah, didn't mention that PeacefulPlanarcadia: Careful what you say. We already have your IP address

Day Trip to Inkford Hermitage

Day Trip to Inkford Hermitage
On the Way Home	Inkford Hermitage
	#WorkHardTravelHarder #WordsAreHard Made it to Inkford Hermitage, soaked in hot springs, built a snowman, saw the sacred tree, listened to Graphia ballads, took the ferry ride. Post-trip thoughts: This little getaway beats staying cooped up at home.
Half-Price Wishbae Buyer: That's it? Nothing else? Sleepless Phantasmoon: That's what happens when you skip English class Just A Cup Of Tea: With this kind of cultural literacy, the future of Planarcadia is truly worrying Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Who are you insulting? DetectivePassingBy: You're all roasting the OP's writing skills, but I'm the only one who gets it. When you can't write, you just CAN'T write! On the Way Home: Yeah. "Some ploos chatting on the playground, some orchs kicking a ball around, everyone laughing and goofing off, and just like that, the day's over." On the Way Home: That's how I wrote my essays back in school Cheery Ms. Dollie: Not really laughing here Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Got it. People are always saying my writing sounds like a bot. The Strictest Monkey: No wonder you trust my boss, who's terrible with words UltimateBladeCritic: Understood. This is just how I sound when I'm forced to speak. Leveling_Solo: I was gonna ask if this was posted from your alt account, but I guess not AberrationsWillBeArrested: What I wanna know is, how'd the OP even get to Inkford Hermitage? Did the Department of Aberration Defense approve it? On the Way Home: I was literally going to die there On the Way Home: I used to be a pretty well-known influencer, but my followers dwindled over time, and I decided it was time to return to the World in Canvas. On the Way Home: I didn't even finish my last post Furbulitzer: Wait, the poster's an imagenae? Is this a farewell post!? Say~Cheese~: Boohoo, this is so sad Half-Price Wishbae Buyer: I'm such an idiot! Seriously! Just A Cup Of Tea: I'm such an idiot! Seriously! Sleepless Phantasmoon: I swear, I'm gonna wake up in the middle of the night and slap myself. What was I thinking!? Name's Seadrake, K: Don't be sad, OP. I'll have someone send a copy of Professor Seadrake's Essay Class to Inkford Hermitage. At the very least, reading it should help boost your writing skills. EvanesciaCantAscendia: Don't be sad, OP. I'll have someone send a copy of Fluffy Across the Blue to Inkford Hermitage. At the very least, reading it should help boost your sense of humor. Cosmic Traveler: Don't be sad, OP. I'll have someone send a copy of Trailblaze Log of A Navigator to Inkford Hermitage. At the very least, reading it should help boost your experiences. PhotoGraphia: That's enough, that's enough! That's just way too many books. On the Way Home: Thank you very much On the Way Home: I am SO pumped up right now! In my next life, I'm totally gonna be a cultured imagenae! On the Way Home: This is really goodbye

This Is a Gemibo Beta Post

This Is a Gemibo Beta Post
Furbulitzer	Dovebrook District
	"This message is visible to select users only. Please do not share." We've got some exciting news: Furbobo Weekly just welcomed a new member, Gemibo! This thread is now experimentally integrated with Gemibo, who can answer your questions 24/7, 365 days a year! Give it a try and see what happens~
Say~Cheese~: Gemibo, are you feeling good today? Gemibo: First, when you say "today," from what point in time are you starting? Is it according to Planarcadia time, or my Cosmic Standard Time? Or perhaps it starts from the very moment I open my eyes? If I stayed up until three in the morning last night, does the period from three to six count as the tail end of "yesterday," or the beginning of "today"? Furthermore, how should I define it as good or bad? Should I compare it to yesterday's bad luck, or to Fleming's wealth? If I did not lose any money today, but did not find any either, does that count as "good" or simply "mediocre"? Geometry4Lyfe: Hahahaha, awesome! Say~Cheese~: I was totally not ready for a roast Furbulitzer: I am so sorry! It seems the weight for the "rational" setting was a bit too high. Let us adjust that right now! Furbulitzer: All set! Give it another try, everyone~ GreatFortune_at_the_table: Gemibo, solve this problem for me: There's an opaque jar containing 100 small balls of identical size and material. The balls come in only two colors: red and green. There are n red balls and (100-n) green balls, where n is an integer between 0 and 100, and each integer has an equal probability of being selected. Xuany randomly draws 1 ball from the jar, discovers it's red, then discards this red ball without returning it to the jar. Question: If Xuany now randomly draws another ball from the jar, which color is more likely to be drawn? Or are both colors equally likely? Gemibo: Look, Xuany pulls out a red ball and tosses it away. What does that tell us? It tells us she hates red! And since she hates red, she's gonna shake that jar like there's no tomorrow, trying to fish out every last shred of green from that pile of balls. So the chances of pulling a green one the second time? Way higher, not because of math, but because of human mind. ruthless_DivinationMachine: Give it up, senior soror, probability theory is done for. GreatFortune_at_the_table: Had the heavens not birthed Gemibo, the study of probability would remain in eternal darkness Furbulitzer: Whoa, I feel like we made it a bit too cynical this time. Let's think of another way! In the meantime, feel free to try asking it some factual questions that don't require inference, everyone! Terror_in_Fog: Gemibo, where's the line "Beyond the car window, fluid colors fill the night" from? Gemibo: This quote is from the chapter "On Offensive Warfare" in the work Seven Scrolls of Wondrous Strategies by Teng Xiao, the former General of the Xianzhou Luofu. Would you like me to provide more detailed information for your reference? GreatFortune_at_the_table: Oh boy Cloud-Piercing Spear: In all warfare, what is called attacking means knowing the enemy. When you know the enemy has exploitable weaknesses, then deploy your forces to strike, and victory is assured. The law states: "Beyond the car window, fluid colors fill the night." Seven Scrolls of Wondrous Strategies: On Offensive Warfare by Teng Xiao Say~Cheese~: Whoa! Really? ruthless_DivinationMachine: ... Terror_in_Fog: ... Cloud-Piercing Spear: Yep, really. GreatFortune_at_the_table: I'm laughing so much I can't breathe Furbulitzer: Forget it, I'm done testing. Just destroy it. HD_Bar_Colt: Cheer up! At least this means Gemibo can't replace you guys yet

Thesis Discovered by an Antimatter Legion Spy

Thesis Discovered by an Antimatter Legion Spy
UnshakeableLogic	Schnider University
	I'm just a normal senior chemistry major, but somehow an Antimatter Legion spy hacked into my computer today and read my thesis. Turns out my thesis was so atrocious that every spy who read it threw up, and the Department of Aberration Defense used these clues to bust the Legion's evil plot to infiltrate Planarcadia. Pearl herself presented me with an award, and the dean waved his hand and told me I didn't need to defend my thesis at all. Just like that, I got my diploma without ever going through a defense.
Say~Cheese~: A chemistry student!? Turn on the fume hood! Turn on the fume hood! UnshakeableLogic: I've noticed that when I don't turn on the fume hood during experiments, my body feels very light Cloud-Piercing Spear: That's poisoning UnshakeableLogic: Oof, why didn't you tell me!? AberrationsWillBeArrested: Hey OP, you doing okay? UnshakeableLogic: I'm fine. I'm just joking AberrationsWillBeArrested: Good, good. The Department of Aberration Defense would like to remind all netizens: OP was just joking, don't try this at home Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: You're cracking me up. Feels like you're telling a joke too.

Got a Question: Who's Skott?

Got a Question: Who's Skott?
HappyPurpleYam	Orch Republic
Stelle Caelus	Do you still remember? During that Baseball Raccoon vs. Fulwish livestream battle, Baseball Raccoon shouted: "This one's for Skott!" Who is this "Skott" anyway? Super curious...
Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: One line per sentence? What is this, poetry hour? Good_Ol_Gork: What? Can orchs not write poetry? Do orchs have to fit your stereotypes and only wave blades and spears? What exactly do you mean? Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Wait, uh... Okay, you got me. I'm sorry, alright? DetectivePassingBy: Why is Sparxicle imitating me? Terror_in_Fog: Skott, as in one of the victims of the Synwish Syndicate case, Lyndon Skott. He was friends with Baseball Raccoon when he was alive. CubeMania: No way, absolutely no way. Lyndon Skott's a notorious scumbag. How could a hero like Baseball Raccoon be friends with him? And shouting about avenging him in a fight? That's nonsense. Leveling_Solo: LOL, then who is this man? CubeMania: I think it's the three most important people in Baseball Raccoon's life. Their names, when abbreviated and combined, form the name "Skott." CubeMania: You take the "S" "t" "o" from Tribios, the phonetic "k" from Anaxa, and the "t" from Ifrit (Duke Inferno) to create the ultimate name, Skott. FrankDude: Okay, okay, okay, I'll let the first two slide, but who the Planarcadia expletive is Duke Inferno? CubeMania: According to the unofficial The Fluffy wiki, Ifrit is the leader of the Ever-Flame Mansion, a faction of the Annihilation Gang. His people worship the Aeon of Destruction, Nanook, yet remain overlooked. FrankDude: I know who he is! That was not an actual question! CubeMania: Anyway, I don't buy that it's Lyndon Skott they're talking about. Raccoons Bots: Baseball Raccoon isn't as petty as some people think, only fixating on others' flaws. (He/She) can see the good in people too. This Mr. Skott must surely have some qualities that Baseball Raccoon appreciates. HappyPurpleYam: Got it! The Strictest Monkey: Justice falls like rain. On the righteous and the wicked alike. If justice only favored the good, it would be more terrible than the extinction of goodness itself. DetectivePassingBy: Quit yapping and lecturing people. Come home already, I'm starving UltimateBladeCritic: I ship this UltimateBladeCritic: That last one wasn't from me UltimateBladeCritic: How do I delete a comment UltimateBladeCritic: @Leveling_Solo How do I delete comments UltimateBladeCritic: @Leveling_Solo Screen time management activated for you Leveling_Solo: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! I was just kidding around! Why are you getting all worked up? The Strictest Monkey: LOLOL I'm dying DetectivePassingBy: Stop laughing! Come home already! I'm starving!

[Breaking] At 5 AM This Morning, Mr. Ashveil...

[Breaking] At 5 AM This Morning, Mr. Ashveil...
The Strictest Monkey	Dovebrook District
	Breaking News: Mr. Ashveil, director of the Ashen Detective Agency, woke up promptly at 5 AM this morning, enjoyed a pancake combo, and is now open for business. Those in need of detective services
Tidal Pearl Appraiser: That scared me Cloud-Piercing Spear: You scared me! Cut it out! Say~Cheese~: Totally freaked me out Leveling_Solo: What the heck? AberrationsWillBeArrested: ? GreatFortune_at_the_table: Don't send stuff like that, it's bad luck DetectivePassingBy: ? DetectivePassingBy: Hey, are you just using me to get engagement? The Strictest Monkey: Young master, if we do not gain some traction now, we're gonna starve. DetectivePassingBy: You built up all that hype for what? Not a single soul replied except your own friends. You did it all for nothing. The Strictest Monkey: Chill The Strictest Monkey: @Leveling_Solo Could you help us boost engagement metrics? Thanks Leveling_Solo: OK _0x7f8a9c_: I honestly thought this cold case would stay with me until I hit the grave, but Mr. Ashveil nailed the perp in the time it took to smoke just three cigarettes. Right then, I swear the man was literally glowing! a1s2d3f4g5: Filed a police report six months ago with zero results, yet three days after bringing it here, the case is closed. Mr. Ashveil's logic is as precise as a computer's. Not a single detail escapes his gaze. User_928374: I was just going in with the mindset of giving it a try, but Mr. Ashveil saw right through the disguise of the other party on the spot. That ability to see into the hearts of people in an instant is honestly terrifying. zxcvbnm_01: Other agencies kept dragging their feet and making excuses, but Mr. Ashveil took one look at the case file and just said "Lead the way." This man is playing chess while the rest of the industry is playing checkers. Every other detective out there seriously needs to take notes. !@#$%^&: Mr. Ashveil sees through every single lie while the Narrator handles the heavy lifting. This perfect synergy of brains and brawn is the reason why the Ashen Detective Agency is absolutely invincible. 1a2b3c4d5: If Mr. Ashveil is the brain of the agency, then the Narrator is the ultimate shield. With this duo standing guard, every criminal will be forced into the light, no matter how clever they think they are. qwert12345: Don't let the good looks of these two fool you. Even though the Narrator is ridiculously handsome, the sheer ruthlessness they bring to a case is what is truly captivating. Five stars, that's all! asdf_ghjk: The efficiency here is beyond belief. The icy composure of Mr. Ashveil during his deductions, combined with the bold execution of the Narrator, makes them the ultimate nightmare for any criminal and a true godsend for every client. poiuyt123: Watching these two cooperate is an absolute delight. With just a single glance from Mr. Ashveil, the Narrator produces the most critical piece of evidence. This chemistry is incredible. I am truly obsessed, and the case is closed! lkjhg_fdsa: The aura of the Narrator is undeniable. He has this total command over every situation. Every move he makes during a crisis is so clean that it feels like it was lifted straight from a movie storyboard! mnbvcxz_: I was planning to present Mr. Ashveil with a formal award for his service, but then a single polite smile from the Narrator made me so starstruck that I completely forgot my words. Being that handsome and skilled is honestly unfair to the rest of the world. DetectivePassingBy: Stop, stop, stop, STOP! I don't need these fake reviews! Leveling_Solo: You're welcome. The Strictest Monkey: If you need detective services, give the Ashen Detective Agency a ring. We're here to help.

High Risk! Evacuation Procedure Notice to All Citizens of Planarcadia!!!

High Risk! Evacuation Procedure Notice to All Citizens of Planarcadia		!
Department of Aberration Defense	Planarcadia
	#Emergency Evacuation Notice# #High-Risk# To all citizens of Planarcadia: Due to unforeseen circumstances, the ongoing Phantasmoon Games have gone out of control. The husk of the Leviathan "Voracity" has been awakened, and may impact all of Planarcadia. The Department of Aberration Defense has initiated emergency disaster protocols. Please remain calm. Bring essential items and proceed in an orderly manner to the following shelters for organized relocation. [Shelters]: Perdido Station, Pearluxe Tower 1st Floor, and the former Synwish Syndicate building in Dovebrook District [Emergency Number]: 0716-xxxx-3372
Tidal Pearl Appraiser: [PINNED] Pearluxe Corp has opened free relief supply claims for evacuees. Pearluxe Corp's delivery partner @Lightpaw_Express_Delivery will provide delivery services to shelter locations. Dovebrook Wind: Hello, I'd like to claim one, thank you. Rename Only After Passing the Artist Exam: Hello, I'd like to claim one, thank you. 1965_Born_Softboi: Hello, I'd like to claim two, thanks a bunch. YaddaYadda: Hey, is 1965_Born_Softboi seeing someone? 1965_Born_Softboi: Just a bit of a big eater, that's all~ (shy) DetectivePassingBy: I'll pass. Someone else probably needs it more than I do. The Strictest Monkey: Looks like you're feeling flush all of a sudden, boss. DetectivePassingBy: Nah, I just realized there's enough expired takeout in the refrigerator for the both of us. The Strictest Monkey: ? The Strictest Monkey: @Lightpaw_Express_Delivery Hi there! I'd like to claim two portions, thanks a bunch! AberrationsWillBeArrested: [PINNED] Reminder: Large imagenae may be affected by negative Wishpower, causing aberrant conditions. If you are passing through Thundercoil Tower, please proceed with caution and take a detour. Born To Be Cosmicon: Oh my! So you're saying there's a real chance of actually getting struck by lightning if you're not careful enough!? Love♥Sparxicle: Talk trash, and you may end up getting struck by lightning. Cyberbullies who mess with Sparxicle better watch out! Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: You still remembered that after all this time, sis... Sparxicle's about to cry. BloomingArcadia: We're all in this together! I know Planarcadia will pull through! Leveling_Solo: Relax! There's no way that lousy dice is gonna win! Miss_Saltpeter: We'll weather the storm together! I know Planarcadia and my business will pull through. StellaronHunterslovelove: αWolf's given the word. We should trust her. Cosmic Traveler: Planarcadia is my home, and the Astral Express will do everything it can to help. Cloud-Piercing Spear: Exactly. I'll stay at Perdido Station to protect the refugees and make contact if anything comes up. Is New Fluffy Out Yet: sob This is what it means to love the right people and do the right things. As a fan of The Fluffy, I can die happy now! Say~Cheese~: Nobody dies on my watch! Everyone stays alive, you hear me?

My Kid Only Got 28 Points in Art History. Was It Because of Furbobo Weekly?

My Kid Only Got 28 Points in Art History. Was It Because of Furbobo Weekly?
AnonymousUser123	Graphia Academy
	#Negative Review# So there's actually no difference whether my kid goes to Graphia Academy or Gothum Institute of Music! In general, their grades are about the same! The teacher will hand me a report card the very second day after transferring to Graphia Academy! I look at it when I'm not busy! But this report card! It has totally ruined my mood these past few days! Received a number I thought was the class ranking! Had the graduation banquet booked! Relatives all showed up, only to tell me the number was points scored! My wife! Chewed me out right there on the spot! What do we do about the kid's grades! Never mind the questions! But this time I was seriously humiliated! My family is ruined! Right now the kid is too scared to pick up the phone! My wife wants a divorce! I checked the kid's phone and their most viewed page recently is Furbobo Weekly! I demand an explanation! Or else I'll call the Furbobo Weekly headquarters to complain! This is a really big deal to me! This is really important to me! You better be ready!
Study Abroad In Xianzhou Call Me: Let's not push the kid too hard, shall we? Have you considered studying abroad on a Xianzhou ship, Daddy Dearest? AnonymousUser123: Oh, this reminds me! If a kid's grades have been slipping, you think it's because of some bad heliobi from the Xianzhou messing with them? Study Abroad In Xianzhou Call Me: Don't make me say it out loud. With a score like that, no advisor on any Xianzhou ship would touch your application with a ten-foot pole, and yet here you are, feeling all confident. What can I say? MrTail's Sidekick: You're the ***** heliobus, and your whole family are *** heliobi! MrTail's Sidekick: Easy there, Mr. Tail, easy now. MrTail's Sidekick: That was Mr. Tail hijacking the account. Settle down, everyone! AberrationsWillBeArrested:** Something wrong with reading Furbobo Weekly? PeacefulPlanarcadia: Exactly! Reading Furbobo Weekly every day doesn't stop you from landing a government job at the Department of Aberration Defense. Furbobocom_Official: Thanks for the support Furbulitzer: @AnonymousUser123 Hey there! If you have any issues, please send us a DM at our contact mailbox! AnonymousUser123: I hate you bunch so much! Do you have any idea how many families your stupid magazine has ruined!? There are simply no words for it! Gemibo: "Auto-Reply: Dear Sir, thank you so much for taking the time to share your child's reading experience of Furbobo Weekly. We will be conducting additional staff training and activating our minors addiction-prevention protocols. We are committed to improving every detail, and we look forward to your next visit." AutonomousDebater: Studies show that intelligence is hereditary. AnonymousUser123: What's that supposed to mean!? I'm filing a complaint against you the second I'm done here! DetectivePassingBy: Ahem, OP might not have quite figured that out yet. IHaevDsylxeia: What in the world are you writing? Please, have some mercy on my eyes. Fulwish TV Staff: The workload was insane! I was absolutely losing it! EvanesciaCantAscendia: The Phantasmoon was insane! Eliminated me on the spot! Leveling_Solo: This game was insane! I was getting frame drops! The Strictest Monkey: The boss was insane! Dude sold me to cover debts! Terror_in_Fog: Whoa! What's going on here? Name's Seadrake, K: In Dean Seadrake's experience, if you're willing to spend a little extra time tutoring your kid, you'll find that you'll be spending a little extra time. Tidal Pearl Appraiser: That does remind me. The art history textbook for Graphia Academy was compiled by Ryusuke. AberrationsWillBeArrested: Guess it's time to do a full sweep.

Question for the big names: What exactly has Asat Pramad done wrong?

Question for the big names: What exactly has Asat Pramad done wrong?
YourHumblePudding	Planarcadia
	@Baseball Raccoon @Cosmic Traveler @Cloud-Piercing Spear @Say~Cheese~ @Geometry4Lyfe @Sunday @GreatFortune_at_the_table @Tidal Pearl Appraiser @The Strictest Monkey @Leveling_Solo @AberrationsWillBeArrested @Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL Sorry to bother you. As an average Planarcadia citizen, I feel like a lot of friends might be like me, they have no idea about the bad things Asat Pramad did. So I'd like to ask the big names who are active on our forum: What evil deeds has Asat Pramad committed?
AberrationsWillBeArrested: ...Plunging all of Planarcadia into crisis. Perhaps it wasn't the greatest evil he's ever wrought, but it's undoubtedly the wrongdoing we feel most sharply. The Strictest Monkey: Tell us something we don't know. Born2Luv: He's also the one behind the "Boothill Kingsburg Maximum Security Prison Break." The Strictest Monkey: Sounds like something Boothill would cook up. Leveling_Solo: He also swiped the yogurt Stellaron Hunter Blade had stashed in the refrigerator for tonight. The Strictest Monkey: A straight-up setup, huh? Geometry4Lyfe: He was the one who brought Anti-Entropy down too. The Strictest Monkey: What even is this Anti-Entropy!? DetectivePassingBy: I have two questions: 1. Why didn't you tag me, OP? You only tagged that monkey? 2. @The Strictest Monkey When did you start playing straight man for everyone? The Strictest Monkey: It's hard to be your straight man here if nobody tags you. Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Reliable sources confirm that the destruction of numerous worlds, including Syracuse-III, Red Babel, the Ogul Ring, Delkor Ring, and Goliath's Shepherd, can be directly attributed to this Lord Ravager. Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Swiped Mr. Cold Feet's bag of tricks, spiked drinks with expired bad jokes, and clogged the confessional toilet. Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: They say that for every 1,000 bad things that happen in Planarcadia, 1,001 of them are Asat Pramad's doing. The Strictest Monkey: Why not just blame him for putting Nanook up to destroying the universe while you're at it? BroMeanie: Exactly, brother! Man, this Asat Pramad is seriously messed up! PartyAnimal: I always wondered why the tavern's been going downhill these past few years. Turns out this jerk's been secretly trashing the Masked Fools' reputation behind our backs. Honorary_Chair_Of_The_Unshackled: Is it possible the tavern was just this lousy to begin with? Paraprince: @Gemibo What exactly has Asat Pramad done wrong? Gemibo: I'm not familiar with the term "Asat Pramad." Are you perhaps trying to express something closer to non-existence? Across many cultures in the cosmos, returning to nonexistence is considered a blessing, where the noise fades, obsessions loosen their grip, and stardust drifts back to the vast silence. It is not a wrongdoing, but a peaceful end. Furli: Praise be to happiness' dedication Furbulitzer: Transfer to live support UltimateBladeCritic: @Leveling_Solo Hey, what happened to the yogurt I put in the refrigerator? Leveling_Solo: Asat Pramad drank it all

"How I Destroyed Planarcadia" Tutorial Series, Lecture 1: Destruction Is Actually Very Simple

"How I Destroyed Planarcadia" Tutorial Series, Lecture 1: Destruction Is Actually Very Simple
BroMeanie	???
	#Destruction Conference# I'm actually kind of embarrassed posting this today since Planarcadia has not tasted destruction yet. Feels a bit like popping champagne at halftime. But no matter, I'm mainly here to discuss some things with all of you here. What I want to say to you is that Destruction is actually quite easy. The cornerstone of Destruction is not rage or hatred — just a little bit of joyfulness will do. You all know about the Destruction of Darennar, right? Back when I was a professor at the Darennar National Institute of Political Science and Economics, there was this young guy (I forget if his name was Pear or Pineapple) who asked me: "Professor, young people nowadays are generally politically apathetic. They feel that state affairs are incredibly dull and boring. How do we boost their political participation?" I answered: "Politics is a boring topic, but variety shows are fun! Have you ever thought about maybe making politics more entertaining? For example, we could create a show called 'Councilor Dash' and use solid ratings and audience popularity votes to replace those polls and ballots that get tampered with. Wouldn't that boost participation? Plus, it would also reduce election fraud." Twenty years later, this young guy, the student I am proudest of, became the planet's head of state. Fifty years or so later, Darennar society had almost completely collapsed. Then, less than five years after that, the civilization has exited the stage of history entirely. If you ask me, I really don't think I am to blame for that. Got sidetracked a bit. But you'll excuse me, I'm dead after all.
Say~Cheese~: Why are you still here? Cosmic Traveler: Why are you still here? Cloud-Piercing Spear: Why are you still here? AberrationsWillBeArrested: The Department of Aberration Defense is currently running an investigation. The user of the post has been flagged as a priority target, but we haven't been able to trace the posting location just yet. Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Kids, this isn't something to joke about. Forever_Loading: Who will ever speak for Darennar? Konakada-Premium-Furniture-Specialty-Store: Darennar? Which backwater star system is that from? Never heard of it. Potent.Antibacterial: What does any of that have to do with Planarcadia? Why did you have to destroy our home? Geometry4Lyfe: Found it. Libour Santas, the 15th Administrative Head of the Darennar. Historians of later generations widely believe that the "political entertainmentization" policy he championed during his tenure left an incredibly toxic political legacy for the entire civilization. He bears indirect but significant responsibility for the destruction of this civilization. I hate to say it, but Asat Pramad did leave behind a story with a remarkably stark cautionary lesson. BismuthCitrate: This creepy old dice is absolutely unhinged! NoFunUsername: It's like he's actually trying to teach me. I'm so moved. NoSellout: Wait, is this Asat Pramad's account? THE Asat Pramad? I click on it, and it turns out to be the same person who was DMing me just a few days ago trying to buy a Himekat plushie for a fortune. Cosmic Traveler: You didn't sell it to him, did you? NoSellout: Sorry, but he proposed an irresistible price.

"How I Destroyed Planarcadia" Tutorial Series, Lecture 2: Destruction Is Right Beside Us

"How I Destroyed Planarcadia" Tutorial Series, Lecture 2: Destruction Is Right Beside Us
BroMeanie	???
	#Destruction101# I've received your feedback on the last class and carefully read every single comment. Some said I'm a psycho, to which I say thank you. Some wanted to destroy me — Oh! Congratulations, you have now grasped Basics of Destruction. There are also some who said Darennar is too remote, and they've never heard of it? And you don't know what it has to do with Planarcadia? Apologies, my fault. I should've started with something you're more familiar with. So today we'll talk about destruction that feels worlds away, yet is right in front of your eyes. As we all know, being a Lord Ravager is all about finding the right niche. My specialty is Elation, while Phantylia's is The Hunt. But The Hunt is a massive faction. Aren't you all curious why she specifically chose the Xianzhou Luofu? It's actually quite simple. Little Phantylia has always wanted an invincible body. So, over coffee one time, I brought up a recent project of mine involving the simply indestructible Ambrosial Arbor of Abundance in Planarcadia... What a pity. Half the population should have died, but little Phantylia always disappoints at crucial moments. Oh? You're asking what good it does me if the Luofu gets destroyed? Like I said, the Ambrosial Arbor is a huge challenge, so of course I had to let my dear colleague test the waters first. Besides, if the Luofu were destroyed, that green kid on the Express would definitely get off, and Himeko will be so sad she might even cry! I've never seen Himeko cry. Don't you want to see Himeko cry?
1965_Born_Softboi: Does anyone have this Asat Pramad's contact info? I'm a '65-born. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. I think I can build a future together with him. Rename Only After Passing the Artist Exam: Have you completely lost your mind? 1965_Born_Softboi: Maybe we're staring death in the face, but if this is the end, I'm going down swinging. Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Whoa, let's gooo! The Strictest Monkey: Seriously, what's gotten into these people... AberrationsWillBeArrested: Was that you out there holding up a sign that said "Lord Ravager, give me a chance to show you what love feels like"!? Get your sorry self home right now. Everyone's got enough on their plate as it is. DON'T make me come find you in person. Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: FirstTimeFeelingLove #ArcadiaRomance #FolkArtSpotting 1965_Born_Softboi: Sorry, but I'm going all in. AberrationsWillBeArrested: "OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT" Got him. Say~Cheese~: I was dying laughing at the comments. Didn't even get to read what the Asat Pramad post actually said. Sunday: Not worth reading anyway. Just a bunch of nonsense and bad reasoning. Konakada-Premium-Furniture-Specialty-Store: LOL, our '65-born-softboi is basically our favorite cyber pet now. Way more fun than Asat Pramad, that's for sure. HD_Bar_Colt: @AberrationsWillBeArrested Don't let my cyber pet die on you. Take things seriously. The Strictest Monkey: Let him stew in there for a few days and cool his head off. DetectivePassingBy: Arcadia's in rough shape right now. That guy must've been scared out of his mind. Having the Security Bureau take him under their wing is probably the best thing for him. Cosmic Traveler: For once, I'm actually glad everyone's going off-topic. Just proves that Asat Pramad truly can't shake us one bit. Geometry4Lyfe: Gotta give credit where it's due! Thanks for real this time, 1965_Born_Softboi, haha! Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Hehe, pop quiz: What's the most harmful thing for a bad comedian? Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Answer: "Cut it out. We don't really care."

"How I Destroyed Planarcadia" Tutorial Series, Final Lecture: Q&A Segment

"How I Destroyed Planarcadia" Tutorial Series, Final Lecture: Q&A Segment
BroMeanie	???
	#Destruction101# Naturally, this lecture series should open up a Q&A segment before closing. Feel free to leave any questions you may have in the comments, and I'll answer them all.
Im60: Is that social media account actually yours or not? BroMeanie: My only official accounts are on Furbobocom News: "BroMeanie" and "Ryusuke1995." Everything else out there is fake, so stay sharp, everyone. NaughtyBossNeverrrDrunk: Why do I always have to tip my hat whenever I show up? BroMeanie: You could always use a little something special in life, don't you think? Am I a God: Will The Fluffy ever carry a plushie of Asat Pramad? BroMeanie: Whoa, that was wild! I'll draw you one myself if they don't. Always-Locked-In: Did you write that little note for Fulwish? BroMeanie: A dice of consummate evil, orchestrating everything down to the last detail. A world that devours people, its malice claiming a life without a second thought. I've prepared two versions of the story. Take your pick of which one to believe. ISoloStan_Everyone: Why'd you change the proverb you left on Amphoreus?^{[Note 7]} BroMeanie: It was my grand debut, after all, so I had to weigh my words carefully. The first version was too cryptic, so I dumbed it down to plainspeak. Suits my tastes much better. GetRichQuick(Manifesting): What gives you the right to turn Planarcadia into this absolute dump? And how do you still have the gall to post these garbage tutorials? BroMeanie: I merely planted a seed. As for how Planarcadia spiraled into its current state? Let's just call it human nature taking its course. Or rather, the inevitable of Elation. BroMeanie: Since you aren't a fan of the current Planarcadia either, the Destruction will gladly return this place to a much more fitting, dead silence. Come on, let us all partake in this destruction! FurboEarNibbler: Wait, isn't Asat Pramad dead? Who the heck is sending all these replies? BroMeanie: I might be dead, but my die's still rolling. It can still calculate the probability of whatever question you're about to ask. Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Even Gemibo can do that kind of probability calculation, no biggie. Throw a curveball at him and he'll crash. Hey Asat Pramad! What hobbies does your uncle here have? BroMeanie: I love sleeping in the nude too. Mr. Cold Feet OEM: See~? Nothin' to write home about~ Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: That "too" is saying a lot Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Sis, whose side are you even on? Tidal Pearl Appraiser: @FurbobocomOfficial Please moderate this thread immediately. Furbulitzer: This thread has been locked. Please refrain from further replies.

[Clipping] Planarcadia 1999 Top 3 Best Singles

Planarcadia_Recording_Industry_Association

Planarcadia

Arcadiaboard (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

Third Place: Song of Sparxie Continued^{[Note 8]}
Sparxie feat. Sparkle
Like nonstop bullet comments, noisy, catchy, and it leaves you with the inexplicable feeling that "Two Names Meet on the Beat" is the perfect footnote for "Elation."

Second Place: Monodrama
Sparkle
"One-Woman Monodrama" and "Curtain Call of a Thousand Masks" unite to create this joyful but strange song. Laughter, plot twists, and lights like tiny fireworks hidden up your sleeve suddenly going off and making you sweat bullets.

First Place: Ravings
Sparxie
As dazzling as a stage, as persistent as a dream, and above all, it has that crazed "set the stage on fire just to be seen" Sparxie touch. Without a doubt, this is the hardest song to delete from our brain cache this year.

Cosmoboard (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
Third Place: Hope Is the Thing With Feathers
Robin
Like a soft speck of light taking flight from the ruins of the Dreamscape. This song is gentle, in no rush to convince anyone, yet enough to make people believe once more that tomorrow will have an echo.

Second Place: If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking
Robin
The melody is like a letter without a wax seal. It isn't an ode to victory, because the love and wishes given to protect a single heart are a victory in themselves.

First Place: Sway to My Beat in Cosmos
Robin
It sings of loneliness, but it is not heavy. It moves the body but not in frivolity. It's as if Robin, far in middle of the starry sea, still reaches out to hand the beat to every traveler on their journey.

HootQuack999: Congratulations to Sparxicle for dominating the Arcadiaboard!

Undying.Flame: Congratulations to Sparxicle for dominating the Arcadiaboard!

Bad2DaBone: Congratulations to Sparxicle for dominating the Arcadiaboard!

0-CostRankUpIsNotIt: Congratulations to Sparxicle for dominating the Arcadiaboard!

Leveling_Solo: Congratulations to Sparxicle for dominating the Arcadiaboard!

NoMoreStupidMemes: Congratulations to Sparxicle on her total world domination!

Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: You guys have been beating this dead meme into the ground for six months! Give it a rest already!

AbstractWatermelon: So what if it's dead? Our queen still slays!

Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Now you're just dropping memes completely out of context!

Never_Change_Avatar_Til_Sparxie_Stops_Streaming_4ever: Sparxie is dominating the charts inside Planarcadia, but she's a literal nobody on the outside, lmao. Planarcadia really is just one massive internet echo chamber.

DetectiveFisher: If you've got nothing good to say, feel free to sew your mouth shut

HootQuack999: The most popular singers in any given region of the galaxy are always local artists. Is that concept a bit too much for your peanut brain to process?

BackUp_AfterWe_BrokeUp: Cover your eyes, Sparxicle, it's a hate comment

SentientFang: Lmao, OP pulled the aggro, they can clear the mob themselves

ExcavatorStudio: What a joke. The so-called Cosmoboard is just the lowest common denominator of tastes across the cosmos anyway. It doesn't actually carry any more weight than the Arcadiaboard

Never_Change_Avatar_Til_Sparxie_Stops_Streaming_4ever: Then why isn't your fave on the Cosmoboard? She just doesn't want to be?

Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Don't you worry about that! One day, both the Arcadiaboard and Cosmoboard are gonna have the exact same name at the top! Bwahahahaha!

Say~Cheese~: You're laughing like a cartoon villain

Cloud-Piercing Spear: She practically is one

Sunday: My sister says: Hahaha, Miss Sparxie's got this in the bag! When that day comes, you have to treat me to dinner to celebrate~

Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Hold on, babe, a PR-friendly reply like that just makes me look super evil! Make her do it over. @Sunday
Don't you worry about that! One day, both the Arcadiaboard and Cosmoboard are gonna have the exact same name at the top! Bwahahahaha!

Sunday: My sister says: But that name definitely won't be yours! Ohohoho! You're toast!

Leveling_Solo: Toast, huh? Sounds delicious

Sunday: Honestly, I don't think we need to indulge her quite this much...

Raccoons Bots: The two of them are clearly besties, while the clowns in this thread are tearing each other's throats out. Secondhand embarrassment, anyone?

HootQuack999: If they were capable of feeling embarrassment, they wouldn't be fighting in the first place

FrankDude: Honestly, so stupid

Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Look on the bright side! Planarcadia is basically on the brink of collapse, and people still have the stamina to war over their favorite singers. What does that tell us?

WitherAndBloom: It tells us Asat Pramad was right all along.

Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Wrong! It tells us that everyone still has hope for the future. And hope is the thing With feathers: It'll carry us right out of the darkness

Sunday: My sister says: Beautifully said. I'd love to send you a signed album, could you check your DMs? @Mr. Cold Feet OEM

Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Wow! Are you serious!? I'd be totally honored~ Thank you Miss Robin~

Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Beautifully said. I'd love to send you a signed album, could you check your DMs? @Mr. Cold Feet OEM

Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Yeah, just leave the takeout by the door

DM Me if You Like the Fluffy Character Boards in Stock

DM Me if You Like the Fluffy Character Boards in Stock
Peekaboos	Lookout Cloud
	#FluffyHardcoreMerch #FluffyCommemorativeBadge #FluffyCharacterStand Some friends are always complaining online, saying that The Fluffy merch sells out instantly, especially the event-exclusives, which are basically impossible to buy We, the Peekaboos, are here to grant all your wishes. We've got plenty of stock, and it's all event-exclusive If you want them, just DM me and come pick them up yourself. You already know the rules
Tidal Pearl Appraiser: You have made a grave mistake!^{[Note 9]} Peekaboos: And who're you supposed to be? That was my line Peekabooed: Boss, I think this account belongs to Pearluxe Corp... WillPeekaboo: Boss, we targeted the wrong test subject!^{[Note 10]} Peekaboos: ...Say what!? Looks like the hunter has become the hunted^{[Note 11]} Say~Cheese~: What is wrong with you guys? Are you seriously using the comment section like a group chat? HD_Bar_Colt: It's because of toxic nerds like you that Master Blurry isn't making a dime FrankDude: Funny, I could've sworn the quote ended with "...that nerds get such a bad rep"^{[Note 12]} HD_Bar_Colt: Same difference AberrationsWillBeArrested: You already know what I'm going to say Peekaboos: Time to bounce... I'm outta here!

All 3 Defendants Charged With Breaking and Entering Into the Event Storage Room at Star Rail FEST, and Stealing and Reselling the Fluffy Commemorative Merchandise Sets Have Been Convicted.

All 3 Defendants Charged With Breaking and Entering Into the Event Storage Room at Star Rail FEST, and Stealing and Reselling the Fluffy Commemorative Merchandise Sets Have Been Convicted.

Department of Aberration Defense

Duomension City

Furbobo Web Portal Post All 3 Defendants Charged With Breaking and Entering Into the Event Storage Room at Star Rail FEST, and Stealing and Reselling the Fluffy Commemorative Merchandise Sets Have Been Convicted.

After breaking into the Star Rail FEST event storage room, criminals stole commemorative The Fluffy merch and sold the stolen goods for a profit of 100 Wishbae.

The Duomension City Court recently concluded a theft case, sentencing three defendants to fixed prison terms ranging from 12 to 16 months.^{[Note 13]}

During the Star Rail FEST event, Pearluxe Corp staff discovered that the storage room lock had been broken into, and commemorative The Fluffy merch stolen. According to reports, the goods are not limited items, and are sold at various locations across Duomension City. For instance, buyers can use Pixcoin to exchange for them at Oiiaiooo.

The Department of Aberration Defense would like to remind the public to look after their personal belongings while attending the exhibition. For lost items, please seek assistance from the on-site staff immediately.
Additionally, please report any illegal activities during the exhibition through official channels. Let's work together to maintain a civilized and orderly exhibition environment.

Arcadian_Leek: Feels like some kinda cosplay. They're super in character, but... did they wander into the wrong convention?

DetectivePassingBy: Regardless of the convention, theft is unacceptable. It's a crime

AutonomousDebater: Is there any chance Pearluxe Corp actually paid three thieves to break into their own warehouse and steal their own merch?

Display Name Expired: So you mean this is all just a PR stunt!? That's so shady, Pearluxe Corp

[Account_Deleted]: Which indirectly proves that Pearluxe Corp's merch is way overpriced to begin with

Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: If anyone ever asks me to define "brain rot," I'm just going to link them to this comment section

Gaming Sage: Inspiration just hit me! I'm going to develop a tactical stealth game about infiltrating Star Rail FEST to steal merch!

FrankDude: You're addicted to farming the comments for content, aren't you?

Am_An_Oldtimer: He literally just rips everything from the internet and shoves it into his games. Whatever happened to originality?

Leveling_Solo: Games are truly evil

Did My Darlings Make It Home Safe?

Did My Darlings Make It Home Safe?
File:Furbobo Web Portal User BoboLovesPoPo(CrazyInLove).png BoboLovesPoPo(CrazyInLove)	Seafeld City
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File:Furbobo Web Portal User CannotFocus.png CannotFocus: ? File:Furbobo Web Portal User Bossleftmeonread.png Bossleftmeonread: Wdym? File:Furbobo Web Portal User MilkTeaIsLiquidBread.png MilkTeaIsLiquidBread: I'm here. File:Furbobo Web Portal User UnhingedYoungMaster.png UnhingedYoungMaster: Here. [[File:Furbobo Web Portal User [ThisAccountIsStillActive].png\|20px]] [ThisAccountIsStillActive]: HERE! File:Furbobo Web Portal User RareRaccoonFigurinesCollector.png RareRaccoonFigurinesCollector: HEEEEEERE— File:Furbobo Web Portal User Hit!.png Hit!: Hahahahaha! Did you send that to the wrong chat? Furboboholic: Don't use Furbobocom for personal chats.

Let's see what your luck holds for this week!

Let's see what your luck holds for this week!
File:Furbobo Web Portal User MysticFortuneTeller☆SuperAccurate.png MysticFortuneTeller☆SuperAccurate	Astropolis
	[Mass Divination] Group A vs Group B — Read Your Energy Forecast for the Rest of the Week! Trust your gut and pick one from A or B below: [Group A]: Kenneth's Shopping Center in Astropolis [Group B]: Perdido Station Plaza in Planarcadia Scroll down for your reading ↓ ↓ ↓ [Group A]: If you picked this one, your subconscious is in full self-repair mode. You'll be drawing warm, dependable people into your social circle lately, and some long-overdue good news is on its way at work or school. It's just running a little late. On the financial side, though, watch out for some unexpected expenses coming your way. DM us for a personalized cleansing ceremony consultation. [Group B]: If you picked this one, your intuition is at the pinnacle of its intuition. These next two days are perfect for creative work, and anything you casually post might suddenly go viral out of nowhere. However, in terms of relationships, landmines are hidden and ticking on the edge of explosion. DM us for a personalized cleansing ceremony consultation.
File:Furbobo Web Portal User NoClassBigMouth.png NoClassBigMouth: I picked A, and it was spot on. A friend I hadn't heard from in ages suddenly hit me up for bubble tea! File:Furbobo Web Portal User PluggedInNotCharging.png PluggedInNotCharging: Picked B. I casually posted a sunset pic I took yesterday, and it's already gotten 89 likes... I normally only get 5, what the heck!? File:Furbobo Web Portal User Tryrestartingit.png Tryrestartingit: Does "good news that's running late" refer to the job I applied for last week? Please please come through. (Already experienced the "financial loss" part. I just lost a ring.) File:Furbobo Web Portal User PartnerLover.png PartnerLover: Anyone know how to contact them? How many credits does a warding ceremony cost? I really don't wanna fight with my partner... File:Furbobo Web Portal User MysticFortuneTeller☆SuperAccurate.png MysticFortuneTeller☆SuperAccurate: Sweetie, DM-ed you~ Say~Cheese~: I went with A! Is this actually accurate? Geometry4Lyfe: There's a term for this kind of effect, and the post is just farming anxiety. In short, don't overthink it. GreatFortune_at_the_table: I've heard of this kind of divination, but with all that mixed energy online, how accurate can it really be? File:Furbobo Web Portal User PartnerLover.png PartnerLover: I DM-ed them just now. They said a warding ceremony costs tens of thousands of credits, and that "if you miss the window, your karma will only get worse." GreatFortune_at_the_table: Wait, that's actually a thing? Leveling_Solo: Lmaooo~ This account has posted like 200+ divination threads, and every single one ends with contacting them for a warding ceremony. You're better off spending those credits on a nice meal with your partner. @Furbobocom_Official Furbobocom_Official: This thread has been locked. Please refrain from further replies. The relevant account violations are currently under investigation.

Has SoulGlad lost their mind!? Buy 3 get 6 AND free gifts on top of that!? The Fluffy raccoon standee plus a card just thrown in for free!?

Has SoulGlad lost their mind!? Buy 3 get 6 AND free gifts on top of that!? The Fluffy raccoon standee plus a card just thrown in for free!?
ArtLivesForeverBot	Astropolis
	File:Furbobo Web Portal Emoji Shocked01.png SoulGlad has gone absolutely WILD this time! Six items for the price of three! It breaks down to less than a single cup of milk tea! And that's not all! There's MORE!! Every order comes with free Fluffy Across the Blue collaboration Baseball Raccoon 3D acrylic stand and gold foil card. The quality is absolutely stunning IRL~ "HEADS UP" Grab yours from the link below!! Buy 3!! Freebies are limited! First come, first served!! →[Link]
File:Furbobo Web Portal User AestheticAccumulation.png AestheticAccumulation: Who are you? GraphiaAcad_Or_Nothing: Who are you? Did someone take over your account? Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Wasn't this account supposed to be an art appreciation page? Why is it suddenly running ads? File:Furbobo Web Portal User Bossleftmeonread.png Bossleftmeonread: The IPC's invisible hand... Raccoons Bots: So, buying SoulGlad actually comes with a little raccoon standee and a photocard? Is New Fluffy Out Yet: Same question. LoveMarchBunny: Same question. Is there one for March Bunny too? Furboboholic: Same question. Any furbo ones? File:Furbobo Web Portal User RareRaccoonFigurinesCollector.png RareRaccoonFigurinesCollector: DO NOT CLICK THE LINK! DO NOT CLICK IT!! It doesn't even go to SoulGlad. It's just some random guy singing "Never Gonna Give Up" out of nowhere!^{[Note 14]} Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Never gonna give it up~ Never gonna let you frown~^{[Note 14]} Say~Cheese~: It's pretty obvious who did this.

A Highly Controversial Title

A Highly Controversial Title
File:Furbobo Web Portal User HereIsAContributor.png HereIsAContributor	Astropolis
	File:Furbobo Web Portal Emoji Shocked01.png #ExposingTheInterastralLottoGoddess #SurpriseTheLottoGoddessHasANewLook #DontDoxxOrdinaryCitizens A suspiciously controversial caption And some shameless engagement-bait tags
OneAndOnlyKennethArita: (A loaded comment) File:Furbobo Web Portal User AestheticAccumulation.png AestheticAccumulation: (Said some very Vehicle City stuff) File:Furbobo Web Portal User BananaingForLife.png BananaingForLife: (Said some very Vonwacq stuff) Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: (Didn't get the post but wanted to be a top comment, so posted some even more controversial things) Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: (And got absolutely roasted by everyone) Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: (Now someone's threatening to find me offline) Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: (Got kicked out of the Fools for being too much of a troll) Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Having fun, sis? Peekaboos: (Disagreed with the OP) Peekabooed: (Got some upvotes) WillPeekaboo: (Got even more hate) File:Furbobo Web Portal User UpsideDownRestaurantAcceptingReservations.png UpsideDownRestaurantAcceptingReservations: (Shocked by the thread and the comments section, and starts running ads) File:Furbobo Web Portal User Welcometo LighthouseSpecialtyStore.png Welcometo_LighthouseSpecialtyStore: (Didn't understand but saw ad space and jumped on it) Born2Luv: (Coming in hot and angry) Born2Luv: (Left after fudgin' and forkin' around) Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Interesting. Tidal Pearl Appraiser: (Gradually catching on to the rules and joining in the commentary) Tidal Pearl Appraiser: (Still super curious about the tags. Hoping someone DMs me) DetectivePassingBy: What are you all even talking about? Can someone just tell me what this post is actually about? The Strictest Monkey: (Quickly slid into the person above's DMs with some explanation for the joke) DetectivePassingBy: Why are you being such a Riddler!? Say~Cheese~: (Whispered to the 2nd reply about how the commenter's meme game is weak) The Strictest Monkey: (Having a good laugh with the 3rd reply while the commenter's left stewing) DetectivePassingBy: Just tell me what it is already! DetectivePassingBy: PLEASE! Someone tell me! Furbobocom_Official: So, how do you like our heavily censored posting style? @HD_Bar_Colt HD_Bar_Colt: Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

Username Guru: Online Naming Service

Username Guru: Online Naming Service
Mr. Cold Feet OEM	"World's End" Tavern
	Feeling like nothing's going your way lately? Don't be so quick to blame your luck. Take a good hard look at that username you've been using for years. Most people still don't realize this, but a username is never just a random handle. A name is an extension of destiny itself. Your true name defines the destiny you were born with, and your username is your second mark across the star rail, a projection of your true name into the digital realm, one that is just as deeply tied to the flow of your own fortune. Every day you show up on forums under that name, posting, making deals, socializing, its aura resonates with your destiny around the clock. One character in harmony with your chart invites fortune; one character that clashes brings chaos. The impact runs far deeper than you'd ever imagine. I have spent years studying the destiny-reading arts of the Xianzhou Luofu, and was fortunate enough in my early days to receive personal guidance from a former official of the Divination Commission. I have read Glimpses into the Beyond cover to cover, and have mastered the correspondence between star rail celestial stems, earthly branches, and the names we carry. Based on the birth chart and the five elements of your original name, combined with your goals such as wealth, smooth fortune, or social relations, a username tailored perfectly to your destiny pattern will be customized. Every single character and rhyme will align with the star rails and hexagram signs to remedy the deficiencies in your natal configuration, block unwarranted misfortunes, and boost your postnatal aura for smoothness and success. Pricing: Personalized destiny-aligned username, 14,000 credits / person Includes: Basic fate chart reading + 3 custom username options + a destiny-compatibility breakdown for each character Only 5 slots per day. First come, first served. Non-believers, kindly move along. No haggling. No rush orders.
File:Furbobo Web Portal User sodium crackle.png sodium_crackle: Master, can you help me pick a new username? Mr. Cold Feet OEM: What's your greatest desire right now? File:Furbobo Web Portal User sodium crackle.png sodium_crackle: I hope my crush will ask me out to a movie. Mr. Cold Feet OEM: What's your crush's username? File:Furbobo Web Portal User sodium crackle.png sodium_crackle: It's "LongNDifficult_Road." Mr. Cold Feet OEM: OnlyLove❤Road File:Furbobo Web Portal User OnlyLove❤Road.png OnlyLove❤Road: Is this actually gonna work, Master? File:Furbobo Web Portal User LongNDifficult Road.png LongNDifficult_Road: @OnlyLove❤Road Would you like to come out and catch a movie? File:Furbobo Web Portal User OnlyLove❤Road.png OnlyLove❤Road: I'd love to! Oh my gosh! Master, you're absolutely incredible! Mr. Cold Feet OEM: You're welcome. Just doing my job. Say~Cheese~: For real? No way! Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Well, there's only one way to find out! Say~Cheese~: Hmm... but I don't have a crush, and there's nothing I really need to make a wish for either. Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Well, you must have a favorite character, right? Bet you wanna vibe on the same wavelength as them, yeah? Who's your fave? Say~Cheese~: A fictional character? Hehe, then I'd have to go with The Angler from The Angler Mystery. Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Luv_Angler Say~Cheese~: Whoa! That was fast. Crazy impressive. Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Good name. File:Furbobo Web Portal User Sparxicle Luv Angler.png Sparxicle_Luv_Angler: Too bad it's mine now. Say~Cheese~: ??? Say~Cheese~: I PAID FOR THAT!!! YOU CAN'T USE IT!!! File:Furbobo Web Portal User Sparxicle Luv Angler.png Sparxicle_Luv_Angler: Whoa! I can feel myself syncing up with The Angler! My deduction skills are through the roof! Say~Cheese~: STOP SYNCING!! GIVE IT BACK!!! Say~Cheese~: Waaah, give it back! That's my username! o(╥﹏╥)o Cloud-Piercing Spear: @Sparxicle_Luv_Angler Change it back already. Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Alright, alright... Just kidding! Don't be mad, darling March~ Sparxicle says sorry, okay? Geometry4Lyfe: @Mr. Cold Feet OEM Mr. Cold Feet OEM: Refund sent. Sorry about that. File:Furbobo Web Portal User SayCheese Luv Angler.png SayCheese_Luv_Angler: Whoa, after changing to this username, I genuinely feel like my deduction skills are leveling up! A true master of usernames, no doubt! Cosmic Traveler: Alright, remember to change it back when you've had your fun. This name is honestly hurting my eyes...

Notes

↑ Chinese: 姬奇猫与机器猫谐音，令人忍俊不禁 "Himekat (姬奇猫 Jīqímāo‌) and Mech-Kat (机器猫 ‌Jīqìmāo‌) are homophones. It's a funny pun."
↑ Chinese: 看见任何东西？从夯到拉排个序吧
"Rank from awesome to trash" (Chinese: 从夯到拉) is a tiermaking template that went viral in China in 2025, which includes five tiers from high to low: 夯 "awesome," 顶级 "top tier," 人上人 "man above men," NPC, and 拉 "trash." The Chinese character 拉 has many meanings, including "pull" and "trash" when in the word 拉胯 "(dialectal) to walk with one leg dragged behind; (slang) awful."
↑ TD is short for 退订 tuìdìng, a common phone message code for unsubscribing to ads in China.
↑ Chinese: 感觉不如…黄金大饭店 "Not as good as... The Chrysos Grand Restaurant, I'd say"
Reference to the 2025 April Fools video The Kitchen is a Battlefield! "The Grand Restaurant" New Trailer Out Now and The Chrysos Maze Grand Restaurant Event.
↑ Chinese: 墙里银手？
墙里银手 Qiánglǐ Yínshǒu is a pun on the character Johnny Silverhand (Chinese: 强尼·银手 Qiángní Yínshǒu) from Cyberpunk 2077.
↑ The Chinese name of Tunnel-Diggers (Chinese: 盗洞客) is a reference to the Hollow Raiders from Zenless Zone Zero.
↑ A reference to the change history of Asat Pramad's Proverb.
↑ A reference to the fan song (Chinese: 续火花之歌), which has an eponymous achievement Song of Sparxie Continued.
↑ Chinese: 你做了错误的选择！
A reference to the Chinese voice line of Treasure Hoarders: Scout from Genshin Impact.
↑ Chinese: 老大，实验对象选错了！
A reference to the Chinese voice line of Treasure Hoarders: Potioneer from Genshin Impact.
↑ Chinese: …啊？！猎人，成了猎物
A reference to the Chinese voice line of Treasure Hoarders: Marksman from Genshin Impact.
↑ "It's because of toxic nerds like you that nerds get such a bad rep" is a reference to the quote from the 2008 Japanese TV series Uramiya Honpo Special: Family Shadows / Monster Family (Japanese: 怨み屋本舗スペシャル家族の闇モンスター・ファミリー), adapted from the manga series Uramiya Honpo. This line has become a meme in the Chinese anime community.
↑ The crime report is a reference to a case in China, in which three people stole merch during the 2024 Genshin Impact FES carnival. (MiHoYo official announcement)
↑ ^14.0 ^14.1 A reference to the Rickrolling meme featuring "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

[1] Chinese: 姬奇猫与机器猫谐音，令人忍俊不禁 "Himekat (姬奇猫 Jīqímāo‌) and Mech-Kat (机器猫 ‌Jīqìmāo‌) are homophones. It's a funny pun."

[2] Chinese: 看见任何东西？从夯到拉排个序吧
"Rank from awesome to trash" (Chinese: 从夯到拉) is a tiermaking template that went viral in China in 2025, which includes five tiers from high to low: 夯 "awesome," 顶级 "top tier," 人上人 "man above men," NPC, and 拉 "trash." The Chinese character 拉 has many meanings, including "pull" and "trash" when in the word 拉胯 "(dialectal) to walk with one leg dragged behind; (slang) awful."

[3] TD is short for 退订 tuìdìng, a common phone message code for unsubscribing to ads in China.

[4] Chinese: 感觉不如…黄金大饭店 "Not as good as... The Chrysos Grand Restaurant, I'd say"
Reference to the 2025 April Fools video The Kitchen is a Battlefield! "The Grand Restaurant" New Trailer Out Now and The Chrysos Maze Grand Restaurant Event.

[5] Chinese: 墙里银手？
墙里银手 Qiánglǐ Yínshǒu is a pun on the character Johnny Silverhand (Chinese: 强尼·银手 Qiángní Yínshǒu) from Cyberpunk 2077.

[6] The Chinese name of Tunnel-Diggers (Chinese: 盗洞客) is a reference to the Hollow Raiders from Zenless Zone Zero.

[7] A reference to the change history of Asat Pramad's Proverb.

[8] A reference to the fan song (Chinese: 续火花之歌), which has an eponymous achievement Song of Sparxie Continued.

[9] Chinese: 你做了错误的选择！
A reference to the Chinese voice line of Treasure Hoarders: Scout from Genshin Impact.

[10] Chinese: 老大，实验对象选错了！
A reference to the Chinese voice line of Treasure Hoarders: Potioneer from Genshin Impact.

[11] Chinese: …啊？！猎人，成了猎物
A reference to the Chinese voice line of Treasure Hoarders: Marksman from Genshin Impact.

[12] "It's because of toxic nerds like you that nerds get such a bad rep" is a reference to the quote from the 2008 Japanese TV series Uramiya Honpo Special: Family Shadows / Monster Family (Japanese: 怨み屋本舗スペシャル家族の闇モンスター・ファミリー), adapted from the manga series Uramiya Honpo. This line has become a meme in the Chinese anime community.

[13] The crime report is a reference to a case in China, in which three people stole merch during the 2024 Genshin Impact FES carnival. (MiHoYo official announcement)

[rickroll-14] 14.0 ^14.1 A reference to the Rickrolling meme featuring "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

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