Good Night, Dear Thundercoil
Last updated 2026-08-10
Good Night, Dear Thundercoil is a readable found on Planarcadia.
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Good Night, Dear Thundercoil
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██:00 "Arcadia News" Rerun
██:06 Abnormal behavior and Wishpower readings detected in TV Station staff member "thundercoil." No correlation found with any existing records saved.
Auto-soothing protocol activated. Attempted communication via internal broadcast. No meaningful response received. Protocol 1: ineffective.
██:07 Attempted to trace imagenesis-related medical histories. Attempted concurrently with Protocol 2, Wishpower cookie deposited into feeding slot.
██:12 Cookie ignored by the staff member. Protocol 2: ineffective.
██:13 Staff member exhibited convulsive symptoms, accompanied by a severe Wishpower fluctuation condition.
██:15 Final Protocol "Manual Service" initiated. Notification dispatched to this system's developer. Audio log is as follows:
00:00:03 *arcadia slang*! What the heck is going on out there!? Something's off about the moon, a giant die is filling every screen. Is this the end of the world?
00:00:08 *howl*
00:00:09 Thundercoil, my dude!? Did you just... full-on swallow those wispae!?
00:00:10 *indeterminate howling*
00:00:13 C—C'mon thundercoil, snap out of it...
00:00:17 *thunderclap*
00:00:18 *Sound of rocks shattering*
00:00:30 Ha, ha, ha! You missed! I'm still alive! No, no, I don't want to die.
00:00:35 I've still got a plan, yes, yes the Director taught me about it.
00:00:41 Words have the power to soothe, yes, I just need to, yes, to somehow, empathize.
00:00:47 "Calm down, thundercoil, my bro!! I brought you Wishpower cookies!"
00:00:58 *howling, accompanied by the wind*
00:01:03 *arcadia slang* Argh, it's gone completely berserk!
00:01:10 "Thundercoil!! Listen to me!"
00:01:16 "I brought you Wishpower cookies!! Thundercoil, my bro. I know everything that's going on around you inevitably makes you feel insecure!"
00:01:25 "It's okay, you're safe! Nobody here wants to hurt you!"
00:01:50 *silence, wind rustling*
00:01:58 D—Did it work? There's no more thunder!
00:02:00 Hey! Heh heh! I knew the Director was right! I'm okay! I'm going to be okay!
00:02:06 That's right, thundercoil. The Security Bureau's definitely on it, the heroes from the Astral Express too. They'll figure something out! It'll be fine!
00:02:16 *silence, accompanied by low, heavy exhalation*
00:02:20 Y—You don't have to respond. Just focus on calming down.
00:02:25 And don't worry, thundercoil, remember what Director Fulwish told us? As long as we truly believe it, deep inside,
00:02:29 then all of us will f—find "Happiness"...
00:02:30 *enraged howl*
00:02:31 *thunderclap*
00:02:32 Wh—What? Thun—
00:02:32 *shatter*
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Good Night, Dear Thundercoil |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 晚安,亲爱的雷虬 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 晚安,親愛的雷虯 |
| Japanese | おやすみ、親愛なる雷龍 |
| Korean | 잘 자, 썬더코일 |
| Spanish | Buenas noches, querido Rayosaurio |
| French | Bonne nuit, cher Virevolt |
| Russian | Спокойной ночи, дорогой Громозмей |
| Thai | ราตรีสวัสดิ์ มังกรสายฟ้าที่รัก |
| Vietnamese | Chúc Ngủ Ngon, Rồng Sừng Sấm Thân Mến |
| German | Gute Nacht, lieber Donnerdrache |
| Indonesian | Selamat Malam, Thundercoil Sayang |
| Portuguese | Boa Noite, Querido Raioso |



