Impoverished Kidnapper

Friends, do you remember the last Phantasmoon Games? To escape the stellar storm from the Consternation Starzone, the beautiful Supplicant Miss Azalea turned us into earthworms and made us burrow underground.
Down there, I remembered my sweet childhood... Back then, the world was small, and there were only a few things worth caring about. Just like when you're an earthworm, all you need to think about is how to eat dirt.
How I wish to be an earthworm again! It is so peaceful underground, and the soil is so delicious. Being an earthworm is way more fun than being human!
Now recruiting kind souls to help me kidnap Miss Azalea and force her to turn us back into earthworms. If she refuses, we'll eat dirt in public. She'll definitely agree! Team Progress: 3/9999