Performance Artist

Those lunatic performance artists are Amphoreus' greatest disgrace.
They galavant city-to-city to spread clownish manifestos.
Stophantones, their ringleader, is a third-rate comedy actor
who delusively believes that wars could be substituted with comedies, and won based on who earns the loudest laughters.
At Castrum Kremnos' arena festival, they quipped at their opponents,
only to be met with a fist. Curtains closed before the punchline.
In Ladon, their preposterous poses during their performances
were seen as an insult to the Eye of Twilight, and nearly had them tossed off the cliff.
But Stophantones blames failure on "poor comedic timing."
Well, in my opinion, their existence is quite a fine comedy.