Quackaloo
Last updated 2026-04-27
Quackaloo is an NPC on Planarcadia, located in Duomension City.
Profile
Quackaloo is a member of the Research Society of Happy Smiles, having joined the group after losing his way home.
Location
View map: Duomension City Floor 1
Map Location
Quackaloo
Quackaloo
Voice Lines
- (Version 1)
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- "I'm really glad I got to meet you all."
- (Version 2)
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- "All I have to do is smile?"
Dialogue
- (First interaction)
- Quackaloo: Hahaha... I'm so happy, so totally stoked, quack!
Let's have a game of Cosmicon Collective!
- (Open menu)
You look happy! Did something good happen?
- Quackaloo: On my way to the gathering today, I actually found half a bowl of noodles in the trashcan, and it even had my favorite sauce on it, quack.
- Quackaloo: It's been so long since I've had a hot meal, the warmth spreads through my belly like a cozy blanket.
- Quackaloo: Man, I'm so freaking happy, quack!
- Are you truly happy?
- That sounds a bit forced.
- Quackaloo: E—Even you say that!
- Quackaloo: How could I not be happy when I'm with everyone? Hahaha... haha... ha...
- Quackaloo: Waaah... Waah... WAAAAAAH! You're right. I'm still hungry, quack!
- Your quirk... That's so special.
- Do ploos really talk like that?
- Quackaloo: Since our age, ploos have been speaking with a "quack," quack.
- Quackaloo: Let me tell you a secret, but don't snitch to the folks at the Department of Aberration Defense. I used to live in a stream out in the countryside, catching frogs from the fields whenever I got hungry. Oh, those were the days of pure freedom, quack.
- Quackaloo: One day, I got tired from playing and went back to my nest to take a nap. I didn't expect to fall asleep for hundreds of years. When the IPC's excavation machine dug it up, it was only then that we realized everything had changed.
- Quackaloo: Farmlands turned into skyscrapers, streams became streets, and I can't even find my way home anymore, quack.
- Quackaloo: I wasn't registered, the other ploos ignore me, and there are no bugs for me to eat. I couldn't figure it out at all, so I had to pick up trash to make a living.
- Quackaloo: I heard them say that if I joined the Research Society of Happy Smiles, Aha would personally make everyone happy, so I came here. But even though I've been trying my hardest to smile, my stomach is still so hungry, and I can't be happy like everyone else...
- Quackaloo: Could it be 'cause I haven't had the Happiness Surgery yet, quack?
- Can this be fixed with surgery?
- What's a "Happiness Surgery"?
- Quackaloo: They told me that unhappiness is a disease that needs to be cured. Just cut off the unhappiness in your brain, and Aha will personally tell you jokes in your head, and you'll live in happiness forever!
- Quackaloo: But every time I wanna get that Happiness Surgery, everyone keeps giving me the runaround. No clue why.
- Quackaloo: *sigh* I wonder when I'll finally get that Happiness Surgery. That's literally the only thing I'm looking forward to, quack!
I'm out. Have fun being happy without me.
- Quackaloo: Be happy too, quack!
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Quackaloo |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 嘎噜噜 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 嘎嚕嚕 |
| Japanese | ガルル |
| Korean | 가루루 |
| Spanish | Cuacuablub |
| French | Quackaloo |
| Russian | Хахафью |
| Thai | กั๊บกาบู |
| Vietnamese | Quackaloo |
| German | Quakaloo |
| Indonesian | Quackaloo |
| Portuguese | Patoaqui Patoacolá |
Change History
Released in Version 4.0