Summoner of God

Aha? What even is Aha? Calls THEMSELF the ultimate source of fun in the universe, but all THEY bring is cosmic chaos. My homeworld was wrecked by some godforsaken dice game just like that. Far as I'm concerned, all "fun" is just the mocker glad they're not the one getting mocked. Even Aha, there's gotta be words that make THEM lose it.
This is my Revenge! Watch closely, everyone. Starting now, I'm cursing every one of Aha's nine billion names! From the baby name THEY cried at birth to their smuggest, slimiest titles, I'll drag every dirty deed out into the light. Look at that crowd go wild, see that, Aha? That's how much everyone hates you!
Come on, curse the god of Elation with me. One of these insults is bound to sting.