The Fool and the Alchemist's Gate
Last updated 2026-06-05
The Fool and the Alchemist's Gate is an Achievement in the category The Memories We Share.
To unlock this achievement, the player must build their own elemental toilet.
Location
View map: "World's End" Tavern Floor 1
Map Location
The Fool and the Alchemist's Gate
The Fool and the Alchemist's Gate
Dialogue
Main article: Mysterious Toilet Merchant
- (First interaction)
Mysterious Toilet Merchant
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Hello there, I'm the Mysterious Toilet Merchant. Say, would you be interested in purchasing a brand new toilet?
I'm interested.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Excellent! Then you can adopt a toilet from me.
- Not interested.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I see. You're not interested in traditional purchasing methods, so how about adoption instead?
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I know what you want to ask: "Can toilets be adopted?" But look around you, every toilet here has its own special talents... So it's not that strange that a toilet might want to make you its (godfather/
godmother)! - Nah, we're not that close...
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Just spend more time bonding with each other, and you'll get closer in no time.
- Don't you think this whole thing is a bit strange?
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I believe that "only a well-maintained toilet will make you feel comfortable and at home when nature calls."
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I believe that by sharing the toilet's growth and learning journey with consumers, we can rebuild the trust between humans and toilets. In other words, this is what we call "toilet hospitality" humanistic care.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I hope after hearing it, you won't find it weird, but rather find it cute.
- Well... I guess I'll adopt a toilet then.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Wonderful! Rest assured, this toilet is now officially adopted by you. Haha, look, just how happy it is!
- The toilet gives no response. It behaves exactly like an actual toilet.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: This one is still little and needs to grow. You'll have to keep feeding it for it to become a proper toilet.
- Feed...ing?
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Ah... uh, of course, it's a modern, independent little toilet that keeps its work and personal life quite separate, so you can't... you know... do "THAT" with it just yet.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: You need to feed it the essence of heaven and earth, the aura of the sun and moon, just like feeding big data to AI.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: ...Now, why don't you give it a try?
- Your Adopted Little Toilet
- Here's your adopted little toilet. Time to feed it...
- Let me try feeding it.
- You must gather the essence of heaven and earth, and harness the aura of the sun and moon!
- Toss in "Core of Ice"
- Toss in "Feather of Flame"
- Toss in "Vortex of Wind"
- Toss in "Quantum Ripples"
- Toss in "Leaf of Imaginary"
- Your Adopted Little Toilet: *burp*
Forget it, I'm not feeding it today.- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Have you ever wondered how this tiny toilet can instantly refine the purest elements in the cosmos?
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: ...That's because it has the potential to become the ultimate toilet!
- What is an ultimate toilet?
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I can't answer you, for that day is too far away.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Ever since the Voracity vanished from the cosmos... this toilet has gained such potential to follow that fate.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: You have to feed it for it to grow.
- So when will it be fully nurtured?
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: I'm afraid neither of us will live to see that happen.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: For now, all we can do is toss in the elements and watch the splash.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: But... if you work hard enough, it will grow through repeated refinement. Maybe in 30,000 years, it will embark on the Path of Voracity and become the first toilet of Voracity in the entire cosmos.
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: Well, it's your adopted toilet now. If you don't feel like feeding it anymore, then... suit yourself!
- Suit myself, huh?
- Mysterious Toilet Merchant: After all, my duty as a merchant ends here. Farewell! Hahaha—
- (Subsequent interactions)
- Your Adopted Little Toilet
- Here's your adopted little toilet. Time to feed it...
- Let me try feeding it.
- You must gather the essence of heaven and earth, and harness the aura of the sun and moon!
- Toss in "Core of Ice"
- Toss in "Feather of Flame"
- Toss in "Vortex of Wind"
- Toss in "Quantum Ripples"
- Toss in "Leaf of Imaginary"
- Your Adopted Little Toilet: *burp*
- (Trailblazer): (Even though you can only see the splash in this toilet, well... guess watching a splash isn't too bad.)
- Forget it, I'm not feeding it today.
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | The Fool and the Alchemist's Gate |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 愚者与炼金术士之门 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 愚者與鍊金術士之門 |
| Japanese | 愚者と錬金術師の門 |
| Korean | 우인과 연금술사의 문 |
| Spanish | El Bufón y la puerta del alquimista |
| French | Le Fou et la porte de l'alchimiste |
| Russian | Недотёпа и волшебные врата |
| Thai | ประตูของคนเขลาและนักเล่นแร่แปรธาตุ |
| Vietnamese | Kẻ Ngốc Và Cánh Cổng Của Thuật Sĩ Giả Kim |
| German | Der Narr und das Tor des Alchemisten |
| Indonesian | Gerbang Fool dan Alkemis |
| Portuguese | O Tolo e o Portão do Alquimista |
Change History
Released in Version 4.0
