Balkonov
Last updated 2026-09-05
Balkonov (Russian: Балконов Balkonov) is an open-world NPC located in The Korolevskiy Theater, Everfrozen Earth, Snezhnaya.
He can be found talking to Yadova, with theater staff member Vzdykhalov in attendance.
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Appearance
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Idle Quotes
I swear...
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Dialogue
- Balkonov: My radiant Yadova! By the fair moon shining in the heavens, I swear my love for you...
- Yadova: Oh, Balkonov! Swear not by the moon. Even the crescent above is ever-changing... Moonlight hangs too far beyond our reach, and I fear your vows may prove just as fleeting in the eyes of the gods.
- Balkonov: Then by what shall I swear? My family name? My very heart?
- Balkonov: Though our parents wage war this very moment around the Council's round table, my heart shall belong to you, and you alone.
- Yadova: Hush, my love! Speak softer. Should Father's spies overhear us, we'll each be locked away in our estates and made to drink the bitter poison of parting.
- Balkonov: For you, I would gladly drink true poison and meet a hero's end.
- Yadova: Oh, Balkonov, my sweet idiot! If you were to leave me behind, I'd gladly offer my heart to your blade. Let me be the first to fall, for—
- Vzdykhalov: ...Ahem. Pardon the interruption, but the play's already begun. Do either of you actually have tickets?
- Yadova: ...Do we?
- Balkonov: ...No.
Trivia
Etymology
- Balkonov and Yadova are a reference to and parody of Romeo and Juliet:
- Balkonov (Russian: балконов balkonov) is the genitive plural of balkon (Russian: балкон balkon), which means "balcony" in Russian.
- Romeo and Juliet Act 2, Scene 2, in which Romeo professes his love to Juliet, is famously known as the "balcony scene." Balkonov and Yadova's first three lines are parodying one of Romeo and Juliet's exchanges from this scene.[1]
- Yadova (Russian: Ядова Yadova) is derived from the Russian word for "poison," яд yad. In Romeo and Juliet, Juliet uses a drug to fake her death; Romeo, unaware of her and the friar's plan, fatally poisons himself to be with her in death. Upon awakening, Juliet uses Romeo's dagger to stab herself in the heart. Balkonov and Yadova's sixth, seventh, and eighth lines are in reference to this.
- Balkonov (Russian: балконов balkonov) is the genitive plural of balkon (Russian: балкон balkon), which means "balcony" in Russian.
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Balkonov |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 巴尔科诺 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 巴爾科諾 |
| Japanese | バルコニー Barukonii |
| Korean | 발코노프 Balkonopeu |
| Spanish | Balkónov |
| French | Balkonov |
| Russian | Балконов Balkonov |
| Thai | Balkonov |
| Vietnamese | Balkonov |
| German | Balkonov |
| Indonesian | Balkonov |
| Portuguese | Balkonov |
| Turkish | Balkonov |
| Italian | Balkonov |
Change History
Released in Version 7.0
References
- ↑ Shakespeare Online: Romeo and Juliet Balcony Scene: Act 2, Scene 2

