Chard Lombro

Chard Lombro: Oh, hmph, it's you. What do you want?

What have you been up to lately?

Chard Lombro: Pic—pic—pic—pic—picking up trash. Sor—sor—sor—sor—sorting out garbage.

Chard Lombro: They call this "waste separation," but why does it need to be separated? This waste was fine where it was.

Different waste can be used for different things.

Chard Lombro: Then what kind of waste am I? What can I be used for?

You're not waste, you're Chard.

Chard Lombro: How am I not waste? I'm pieced together from trash...

Chard Lombro: I'm more waste than this garbage sorting.

But you're very useful.

Chard Lombro: In what way?

You can separate other waste.

Chard Lombro: Yes, that's... wonderful. Does that make me a Waste Captain?

Chard Lombro: No, a Trash Captain wouldn't be this good at pick—sort—pick—sort—picking up trash. Only I, the king of the garbage heap, can be this good, right?

Chard Lombro: Thank you, now I understand my purpose — I am the Trash King. There can be no mistaking that.

Chard Lombro: Yes! The Trash King must get to work. Out of my way — you do not meet the criteria to be picked up by me.

You don't look very happy.

Chard Lombro: That's because I'm about to die.

What happened?

Chard Lombro: Huh? Have you never encountered a deadline before? It's a specific time, and when you go over it, you die.

So you mean you're about to pass a deadline?

Chard Lombro: Aineffo and Ina said the deadline for separating this waste is tomorrow...

Do you mean Aino and Ineffa?

Chard Lombro: Aineffo and Ina!

Chard Lombro: I have already exceeded one deadline. Aino and Ineffa are dead. Now there is only Aineffo and Ina.

Why them?

Chard Lombro: Because I'm the one doing the work! Obviously, I can't be the one who dies. How would that be fair? The profits should be evenly spread.

Chard Lombro: I need to get back to work. If you keep distracting me like this, the deadline's going to pass and we'll be left with Aiffa and Ineno!

Can you tell me a joke?

Chard Lombro: What is a joke?

It's where you say something that makes people laugh.

Chard Lombro: You look lovely today!

Thank you.

Chard Lombro: How was my joke?

It was very good... But it wasn't really a joke.

Chard Lombro: How was it not a joke? Yesterday, I heard Aino say that to Ineffa, and Ineffa laughed. I saw it happen!

Okay, okay. Do you have any more jokes?

Chard Lombro: You look so silly!

Chard Lombro: Huh? Why did you not laugh? Yesterday, Aino said this while wiping cream on Ineffa's face, and Ineffa laughed. I saw it happen!

Chard Lombro: Hey! What's that look on your face? Are you planning to say that this isn't a joke either?

Chard Lombro: You don't seem to understand jokes... Leave now! I'm finished telling jokes to you!

Do you still remember what happened before?

Chard Lombro: Of course I remember! I'll never forget! You helped Aino catch me.

Chard Lombro: I used to be a carefree prospector bot, doing whatever I pleased. Now I'm slaving away sorting out garbage!

Chard Lombro: I'll always remember you... Always.

About what happened before...

Chard Lombro: What happened before? What hap—hap—hap—happened before? What hap—hap—hap—hap—hap—hap—hap—

Chard Lombro: ...

Chard Lombro: ...System reset in progress...

Chard Lombro: Oh, hmph, it's you. What do you want?

(If Questions and Answers has been completed)‍^{[ver­i­fi­ca­tion need­ed]}

For instance, "Talochard"...

Chard Lombro: ...

Chard Lombro: Talochard...

Chard Lombro: Agent... Talochard...

Chard Lombro: ...

Chard Lombro: Agent... Talochard... will join the Marechaussee Phantom...

Chard Lombro: ...

Chard Lombro: Warning! Core temperature rising! Warning!

Chard Lombro: ...Executing Aino Protocol... Self-protection activated... Forced system reset in progress...

Chard Lombro: Oh, hmph, it's you. What do you want?

Goodbye.

Chard Lombro: Pfft!

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