Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta/Story
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Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta!
Main article: Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta!
On the busy streets of Quartier Lyonnais in the Court of Fontaine, Paimon and you catch a glimpse of some Fungi...
- (Approach the marked area)
- Paimon: Huh? Is there something wrong with Paimon's eyes?
- Paimon: Just now... That thing which floated off ahead... was that a Fungus? Have Fungi invaded Fontaine?
- Paimon: (Traveler), let's go check it out!
- (Talk to Bongo-Head and Kindlejoy, optional)
- Paimon: Hehe, Paimon was right! That's Bongo-Head and Kindlejoy!
- Bongo-Head: ♪~
- Kindlejoy: ♫~
- Paimon: Please wait! We'll come play with you once we finish talking to Haniyyah and Turenna!
- (Approach Turenna and Haniyyah)
- Turenna: Thank you for your cooperation. The review has been completed, and your companions are all very safe. They are of no threat to Fontaine's citizens and ecological environment.
- Turenna: As stated in the Fontaine Foreign Species Management Act and the Quartier Lyonnais Code of Business Conduct, you may proceed with your event.
- ???: Thank you, Ms. Turenna.
- ???: I didn't think hosting an event in Fontaine would be this complicated. It took around ten extra steps as compared to procedures at Port Ormos. I guess my preparations weren't sufficient...
- Turenna: Don't mention it, and don't beat yourself up about it. You and your Fungi companions are special guests.
- Turenna: The Maison Gardiennage rarely comes into contact with foreign Fungi species, so proceeding with caution was necessary. It is only normal that the observation and evaluation took quite a bit of time.
- Turenna: Next, I shall be transferring your commission to the other Gardes.
- Turenna: If the rumored Golden Comet and Silver Companion are spotted, the Gardes will notify them and ask them to meet you here...
- Turenna: I hope your "Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta" goes smoothly, and you have a great time in the Court of Fontaine... If you need anything, just call for me, and I'll be there.
- ???: Ah, it seems that won't be necessary anymore. They are already here.
- Turenna: Wait a minute! By "Golden Comet and Silver Companion"... You refer to these... Super Zenith Boss-Level Forces?
- Paimon: Whoa! How did we suddenly become the topic of your conversation? And what's with those strange names...
- ???: You two are the same as ever, I see... Energetic, spirited, and with a reassuring air about you.
Who are you?
- Paimon: Wh—Wh—Who are you? Have we met?
- ???: Hmm... Your failure to remember me is my mistake. I should have done my best to maintain contact and sent a few more letters.
- ???: A long time ago, the Nilotpala Cup Beast Tamers Tournament was held in Sumeru. I participated with some prejudiced thoughts and the intent to do something dangerous...
- ???: You woke me up and made me change. You helped me stop hating my kind, Fungi buddies and seek the right path toward coexisting with them.
- ???: After the event, you became the ultimate decision-maker of the tournament, and I promised that I would do my best to continue running the event...
I believe we've met before, yes?
- Paimon: That voice sure is familiar, but, uh, did we know a lady like her?
- Paimon: Based on your slightly tanned skin, you're not from around here, huh?
- Paimon: Wait! Paimon kinda remembers now! This is kinda unbelievable, but...
- Paimon: Are you... Haniyyah? The same Haniyyah who's been taking care of Bongo-Head and the other Fungi for us?
- Haniyyah: Yeah, that's me! Long time no see, Golden Comet, Silver Companion!
Your new outfit is gorgeous!
And you're so well-spoken now!- Paimon: Your new look's made you completely unrecognizable! You've changed so... Well, too much! Even the way you speak has changed!
- Paimon: Uh, is this some way of... making your trip to Fontaine with your Fungi buddies... special?
- Turenna: Ahem! Actually, the Court of Fontaine does not impose a dress code on its visitors. You'd be welcomed warmly here even if you were wearing a plain hunter's outfit...
- Turenna: And the way Ms. Haniyyah dresses is much more than just following a dress code, I'd say it's elegant, extremely elegant!
- Haniyyah: Thank you so much! Your affirmation fills me with greater confidence.
- Haniyyah: Anyway, I'm here in Fontaine to search for reliable investors for the official Fungi tournament, and to host a preview event to advertise the Fungi's cuteness and attract an audience in advance.
- Haniyyah: According to Souka, we are conducting transnational business, and Fontainians are very particular about their dress. So, when in Fontaine, do as Fontainians do.
- Haniyyah: She prepared my preview event plans, ordered this costume for me, and even gave me special training to improve the way I carry myself.
- Paimon: Souka? Isn't that the light novelist who's been following you to gather material and helping you take care of the Fungi after being defeated by us?
- Paimon: Paimon didn't expect her to be so well-versed in... foreign etiquette! Was she that knowledgeable!?
- Haniyyah: And if you still remember the tabletop game, Fungus Mechanicus, then you can give the brand-new Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta a try.
- Haniyyah: In Fungus Mechanicus, you'd direct your Fungi to defeat all the Mechanici.
- Haniyyah: The game received a pretty good initial response, but it was lacking in long-term potential, so it quickly lost popularity...
- Haniyyah: As such, Souka combined elements from various documents and fiction to change the Mechanici into pieces that simulate powerful opponents, which adds all manner of variables to the game.
- Haniyyah: Souka is at the Steambird's office right now discussing the game's marketing plan.
- Paimon: Paimon sorta gets it now... So the preview event, Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta, is this tabletop game?
- Paimon: And powerful opponents, you say? Does that mean we'll be commanding Fungi pieces to clash with other creatures, and that both sides can move?
- Paimon: The game sounds much more complicated now... But based on past experience, Paimon's sure you still have some details to iron out and perfect, right?
Haha! That's right up our alley!
Is there anything we can help you with?- Turenna: Ahem... There's no need to worry. We've resolved all the issues in advance.
- Turenna: Miss Haniyyah and her Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta have received the Fontaine Research Institute's... Uh... What was it again? The sponsorship of the Fonta project team, so everything is ready.
- Turenna: Even if something is left unfinished, I... Turenna, the most diligent member of the Special Security and Surveillance Patrol, would never allow it to trouble you, our distinguished guests!
- Turenna: You're Super Zenith Boss-Level Forces after all, and Miss Haniyyah is an important foreign merchant, so you can just leave any odd jobs to ordinary Gardes!
- Paimon: O—Oh, so you're one of the Gardes! Paimon thought you were an assistant Haniyyah hired... You're so reliable!
My apologies.
Thank you so much!- Turenna: Heh! A Super Zenith Boss-Level Force recognized me... I've been acknowledged by an apex warrior!
- Turenna: Ahem! I might be getting a bit carried away...
- Turenna: As a newbie in the Special Patrol, I'm obligated to monitor foreign creatures, provide the highest levels of assistance to special guests, and resolve issues that are beyond the ability of ordinary Gardes.
- Turenna: If Fungi-related events can bring considerable economic benefit to the Court of Fontaine... Then I would be considered to have accumulated experience that goes beyond combat, and our captain would value me more...
- Paimon: Oh, don't be so serious! It's just a game! Relax!
- Paimon: In Paimon's opinion, anything linked to Fungi tends to help people forget their troubles and be happy!
- Haniyyah: In that case, I happen to have a suggestion.
- Haniyyah: Souka and I have tried "Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta" several hundred times, but we represent only two types of players, whereas the guests have the most diverse mentalities.
- Haniyyah: As it happens, the two of you have very unique personalities and experiences, and Ms. Turenna is also a most responsible person...
- Haniyyah: So if the two of you were to play a few matches, we should be able to discover many in-game limitations, and that will help with further improvements.
Alright! Time for a new game!
I was planning on giving it a try anyway!- Turenna: Since even the Super Zenith Boss-Level Forces are absolutely interested, and this will make an excellent feather in my resume cap... Of course I'd be happy to help!
- Turenna: But I'm well aware that I'm inferior to you in all aspects, so please go easy on me!
- (Opens event menu)
- (Talk to Turenna again, if event menu was exited)
- Turenna: Alright then, let's play!
- Turenna: But I'm well aware that I'm inferior to you in all aspects, so please go easy on me!
- (Opens event menu)
- (Start Working Monster's Leisurely Test)
- Paimon: This is our first "Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta" battle. Let's go!
- Turenna: This lineup is full of elemental creatures... rather familiar combat units!
- (17 seconds into Working Monster's Leisurely Test)
- Turenna: Fall in, fall in! Even Slimes can form a good assault squad if they get serious!
- (Defeat Turenna's first Lil' Large Pyro Slime)
- Turenna: You've beaten my vanguard this soon? Pretty sharp, aren't you?
- (10 seconds after defeating Turenna's first Lil' Large Pyro Slime)
- Paimon: Eh? Is it just Paimon, or is Bongo-Head better at fighting than before?
- (Defeat Turenna's second Lil' Large Pyro Slime)
- Paimon: Alright, let's do this all in one shot!
- (Use Surging Waterdrops)
- Paimon: It's time for your super move, Bongo-Head! Waterballoon... Meteor Strike!
- (Use Flowery Flechettes)
- Paimon: This angle's perfect! Fill 'em with lead, Magishroom!
- (Exit the challenge after successfully completing Working Monster's Leisurely Test)
- Turenna: Strong... Too strong... Even if it's just a tabletop game, you're still practically invulnerable!
- Turenna: P—Please go a few more rounds with me and teach me more!
Am I really that good?
Flattery won't get you anywhere.- Paimon: That's a little too much, don't you think? We're just playing a game.
- Turenna: Please don't try to be humble! This tabletop game can reflect a player's ability to command...
- Turenna: The positioning of each Lil' Fungus, their opponent, skill activation rhythm, support timings... Everything is important!
- Turenna: You haven't received any command training from the Maison Gardiennage, and yet you're still able to launch joint attacks so skillfully...
- Turenna: You're not just a Super Zenith Boss-Level Force, you're a real Super Zenith Boss!
- Turenna: Are you interested in taking up a position in the Maison? I'm sure you'd become a captain in no time, and then advance further still into one of the organization's pillars...
Alright! What's the pay like?
- Turenna: Um... About that... I'm not very sure. I remember that the monthly salary of ordinary Gardes used to be 300,000 Mora a few years ago... I guess it might've risen slightly by now?
- Paimon: How much is 300,000 Mora per month? It sounds like quite a familiar number to Paimon...
That won't even feed Paimon!
Come now, am I not worth millions?- Turenna: I—It can't be helped! The Maison is an executive agency funded by tax money, so of course the pay wouldn't be that high...
Ugh! I don't want to go to work!
- Paimon: Yeah, and settling down and working from a fixed location will keep (Traveler) from doing what (he/
she) needs to do. - Paimon: Paimon doesn't want to be woken up early in the morning and made to work either... It's best to stay free and go wherever our feet might take us.
And there will be more choices for our daily meals.
And we will have a greater variety of food to enjoy.- Paimon: Yeah! Delicious food matters too! Settling down means getting bored of the food sooner or later! Changing menus from time to time is the best!
- Paimon: Yeah, and settling down and working from a fixed location will keep (Traveler) from doing what (he/
- Haniyyah: I understand the respect you feel for them, Ms. Turenna.
- Haniyyah: Unfortunately, from what I know, they plan on traveling around Teyvat while helping people from all nations to resolve their problems and eliminate monsters...
- Haniyyah: As a recipient of their kindness, I too hope that more shall be able to receive their help.
- Turenna: I see...
- Turenna: Sowing the seeds of justice and peace throughout Teyvat is indeed more important than merely maintaining order in Fontaine!
- Turenna: Then all I can do is... go a few more rounds with you and do my best to understand your way of thinking!
- Paimon: Anyway, there's something important we can't forget, Haniyyah...
- Haniyyah: You want to know how Bongo-Head's doing, right?
- Haniyyah: Bongo-Head and Kindlejoy are right over there. Ms. Turenna even specially arranged for someone to take care of our Fungi buddies.
- Haniyyah: As before, I've prepared special jellies this time too.
- Haniyyah: You can play with them while enjoying some snacks together!
- Paimon: Alright! That's what Paimon's talking about! You really are getting better at this, Haniyyah!
- Paimon: (Traveler), let's each play a round of Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta with Turenna, and then we'll go see Bongo-Head!
Fungi Are Not Tidalga!
Main article: Fungi Are Not Tidalga!
After Turenna's departure, the event welcomes another special Melusine player...
- (Approach Haniyyah)
- After a while, you and Paimon arrive at the Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta booth...
- Enghiene: Mmm! I love these soft, bouncy, smooth, squishy Fungi! Hehe, I want to keep playing!
And you are...- Enghiene: I'm Enghiene, and I was Turenna's drillmaster before she entered the Special Patrol!
- Enghiene: I'm nothing like her, you hear? Nothing! I'm not going to grovel before you just because you're Super Zenith Boss-Level Forces!
- Paimon: Uh, so this super arrogant Melusine... used to be Turenna's drillmaster?
- Haniyyah: Don't worry, Golden Comet, Silver Companion!
- Haniyyah: Ms. Turenna received new orders not long ago, and has returned to the Special Patrol's base.
- Haniyyah: Before departing, she asked Ms. Enghiene to watch the event area in her place.
- Haniyyah: She loves Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta, and we're always playing it.
- Enghiene: That's right! I love both the tabletop game, and those round Fungi in real life!
- Enghiene: They're soft, bouncy, smooth, and squishy... just like Tidalga... Hehehe...
Why are you drooling?
You can't eat them! No eating Fungi!- Enghiene: I won't! I just want to hold them and rub my face against them. Haniyyah didn't mind when I pinched Kindlejoy!
- Paimon: That's... That's the most you can do! Only we can hold Bongo-Head!
- Enghiene: You're so stingy! I want them both!
- Enghiene: Haniyyah said you're experts at the game. How about a round against me?
- Enghiene: If I win, I'm going to hold and pinch Bongo-Head!
- Paimon: Grr, she's looking down on us!
- Paimon: Let's do this, (Traveler)! As early adopters of the game, we need to show her what we're made of!
We're also the first champions of the Nilotpala Cup!
And the Twin Stars of Brilliant Valor!- Paimon: We didn't earn these titles just to be this easily defeated!
A Clash Between the First and the Latest!
Main article: A Clash Between the First and the Latest!
Souka, an old friend, returns to Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta, and proposes a match between you and Haniyyah...
- (Approach Haniyyah)
- After a while, you and Paimon arrive at the Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta booth...
- Souka: Oh, the Twin Stars of Brilliant Valor! Are you back for more of Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta?
- Souka: Ms. Enghiene received orders to return to the Maison Gardiennage, so I'll be playing against you for now!
- Paimon: Hey, Souka! You're back!
- Paimon: Paimon was pretty surprised when we met Haniyyah, but you've taken it to the next level! Your outfit is so... Well, you sure are enthusiastic!
- Souka: And that's a good thing, because I have a lot of work... I need to stay motivated.
- Souka: And that's why I'll cut my problems down, one clean axe-swing at a time!
How are things at the newspaper?
How are the advertisements coming along?- Souka: Our plan is progressing steadily. Novel events like these attract a lot of attention, and the paper won't miss any promotion opportunities!
- Souka: We didn't get the most important page, but it's clear that the event's becoming more popular.
- Haniyyah: That's right. We've seen an increase in ordinary citizens who wanted to give our game a try recently.
- Haniyyah: Many have been talking about what's the best Fungi team with which to win a round quickly.
- Haniyyah: I've also heard that people have been looking to play against you two, so they can see how the experts play.
We'd like to keep a low profile.
Alas, so many people, and such hurry to lose...- Paimon: Unless the two of you play against us, of course. You know our strategies very well already...
- Paimon: Paimon thinks a match between you and us... will be a real test of technique!
- Souka: Well, you're here now, so why don't we play a friendly round?
- Souka: Come to think of it, the last time we went head-to-head with you was during the first Nilotpala Cup Beast Tamers Tournament, where you beat me most soundly.
- Souka: How nostalgic. After that, Haniyyah and I went through a lot together, and many things changed. I bet it was the same with you.
- Souka: But your... seasoned courage and fearless aura are still as unwavering and sturdy as crystal.
- Souka: That alone was enough for us to decide that we'd follow you, back when we were preparing Fungus Mechanicus. I think we made the right choice!
- Paimon: Uh, why are you reminiscing all of a sudden? Is it something that writers do?
I miss those times, too.
We can make new memories together.- Souka: Yes! What an incredible line!
- Souka: Anyway, as one of the designers of the game, I've got an ace up my sleeve!
- Haniyyah: Are you talking about "that," Souka?
- Souka: That's right. I'll get started, and then Haniyyah will control powerful opponents against you. It should make for an exciting match!
- Haniyyah: Let's do this, Golden Comet, Silver Companion!
Alright!
It's on!- Paimon: After all this time, you're going up against Haniyyah again... Ooh, this is so exciting!
- Paimon: But this is a friendly match, so let's just have fun!
A Not-So-Distant Farewell
Main article: A Not-So-Distant Farewell
"Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta"'s debut ends here. Haniyyah and Souka will keep improving the game, and make preparations for an official tournament in the future. That said, they won't be going off to some distant place this time...
- (Approach Hanniyah)
- Paimon: We won! Our Fungi companions did it!
- Haniyyah: Hats off to you, you two!
- Haniyyah: Your taming talents are beyond common sense, and the Fungi remain undefeated under your command even when facing enemies that themselves defy reason!
Wow, praise from Haniyyah!
You were quite formidable, too!- Paimon: Paimon remembers seeing the Great Snowboar King and Maguu Kenki before, but this time, you even brought out a "Blade Pup."
- Paimon: You really went all out when you set that lineup, huh?
- Souka: Well, these enemies are all legends in adventurers' stories from all over the world! Our players will definitely resonate with them.
- Souka: As a writer, I'm a huge fan of characters from different works battling one another. I get excited just thinking about it!
- Souka: Anyway, dear Twin Stars of Brilliant Valor, you've played every stage of our game. What do you think?
There aren't enough stages.
- Haniyyah: This fits with our second prediction. I suppose we'll have to make more stages based on the highest specs for the next preview event.
The number of stages is just right.
- Haniyyah: Thank you! But it might also be that you were busy and didn't have much time for this. We'll prepare more backup stages, just in case.
I'm fine with whatever you come up with, as long as our Fungi companions get more screentime!
- Haniyyah: Ha, you haven't changed. As Souka said, you're our boss now. If there's anything you want to see in the game, just let us know.
- Haniyyah: Anyway, Souka will do more research and design more formidable and interesting enemies, so that the game will grow on the Fontainians.
- Haniyyah: That way, Fonta, our generous sponsor, will feel confident in continuing to fund us.
- Haniyyah: Once we have enough money, we can host a tournament just like the Nilotpala Cup...
- Haniyyah: No, something bigger! And we'll improve the system such that it'll be as exciting and interesting as can be!
- Paimon: Oh, Paimon's getting excited just thinking about it!
Let me know if you need help!
We know a little about management, too!- Haniyyah: This is a long-term plan, so we're not too concerned about our short-term progress.
- Haniyyah: With guidance from Souka and Balfour, I can safely say that I'm in the business, too. So don't worry, we shan't trouble you with details!
- Haniyyah: Even when the preview event and the business negotiations are over, Souka and I will stay in Fontaine for a while, traveling with the Fungi.
- Haniyyah: We'd like to send you letters periodically to keep you updated on the project, and to let you know how the Fungi are doing.
- Haniyyah: But that'll require a contact address, or we won't be able to reach you, just like last time...
- Paimon: A contact address?
Well, somewhere we go every few days.
I guess... the Adventurers' Guild?- Souka: Perfect! Then on behalf of Haniyyah and the Fungi, I shall write you two regularly!
- Paimon: It's a deal, then!
- Haniyyah: Our game's still pretty hot right now, so the event will last a while.
- Haniyyah: If you're not too busy, don't forget to come by!
Sure thing!
We have plenty of time!- Paimon: Hehe, Paimon's feeling a lot better, now that Haniyyah, Souka, and the Fungi companions won't be far away anymore, and we won't be apart for too long.
- Paimon: Paimon's really looking forward to the next Beast Tamers Tournament now. How're things gonna go this time?
Challenge
- (Talk to Haniyyah, Day 1 and 2)
- Haniyyah: I knew it! Your strategy was outstanding in the Nilotpala Cup and Fungus Mechanicus, and it's extraordinary here, too! I suppose I should bring my A-game!
Play another round of Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta.
- Haniyyah: No problem! You may find yourself pleasantly surprised if you try mixing and matching different Lil' Fungi.
Your A-game?
- Haniyyah: Ahem! Anyway, Boss Golden Comet, Silver Companion! What do you think of Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta?
Stop being so formal! We're friends, you know?- Paimon: Yeah! We're friends! Saying that makes it feel like we're superior and subordinate, and that creates... that, y'know... sense of distance!
- Haniyyah: My concern is that publicly, I'm an employee of the Beast Tamers Tournament's organizer, and the two of you are our highest-level decision-makers.
- Haniyyah: According to "500 Things You Need to Know When Organizing a Big Event", attention should always be paid to etiquette and rules, so, using the correct method of address is important as well.
- Haniyyah: I may need to take up some of your time later to meet with our sponsors and discuss the event.
- Haniyyah: Like our sponsor this time, the Fonta project team.
I guess I can be the boss for a while...
- Paimon: But we know nothing about business talk. They may see through our lack of experience if we're present...
- Paimon: "These two so-called bosses are complete amateurs! The deals we offer don't have to be that good!"
- Paimon: And we won't be able to refute it, so it'll make everything absolutely embarrassing...
Not only that, the boss takes all the blame...
- Haniyyah: The blame? Do you mean... If they think our event didn't perform well, they might blame everything on the highest-level decision makers?
- Paimon: Yeah... Or maybe, our title of "boss" and our reputation will put the spotlight, and thus any blame that must be laid, on us.
- Paimon: Even if we get a chance to explain ourselves, it'll definitely take a lot of time.
- Paimon: In that way, we'd actually be creating trouble for you, Haniyyah!
- Haniyyah: That makes sense... Hmm, I never considered this possibility.
- Haniyyah: I see. When it comes to dealing with people, it seems I'm still lacking in experience when compared to you.
- Haniyyah: I should use this term of address carefully from now on then... No, I should give more consideration to how I deal with non-mercenaries!
We're more concerned about how you're doing, really...
- Paimon: Yeah! Haniyyah, we haven't seen each other in a long time, and you've... changed so much! You must have gone through a lot!
- Haniyyah: Me? I think I've been living quite peacefully, in truth.
- Haniyyah: Souka taught me a lot about vocabulary and grammar after I returned from Port Ormos, and that helped me get through numerous books.
- Haniyyah: I think my level of knowledge should barely meet the standards of... the lowest level of students?
- Haniyyah: In return, I helped Souka with physical training, and taught her more rainforest survival and combat skills.
- Haniyyah: Maybe it was her keen interest in mercenaries that kept her spirits high at all times, but I took her to meet some of my old mercenary friends, and it didn't take long for her to hit it off with them.
- Haniyyah: What really surprised me was how we encountered some monsters on the way back...
- Haniyyah: ...Only for Souka to leap forward and took them down with a few swings of her axe! She's got a real gift!
Guess we look forward to you entering the Akademiya soon, huh?
- Paimon: Yeah! Right! Paimon's sure you'll make it, what with all the books you've been reading!
- Haniyyah: Not at all! I don't need a degree. I'm satisfied with taking care of my Fungi buddies...
We can look forward to Souka's masterpiece soon, methinks!
- Paimon: Huh, but she seemed so weak before! Paimon can't imagine how she's gotten this good at fighting!
- Paimon: As a writer who has personally experienced the Beast Tamers Tournament, rainforest survival, and adventure as a mercenary... A story written by Souka would certainly be special!
- Haniyyah: Anyway, we appreciate your concern. We've been living life to the fullest lately!
Let's talk about our Fungi buddies, shall we?
- Haniyyah: Relax, Golden Comet!
- Haniyyah: Souka and I stocked up on a bunch of supplies in Port Ormos, expanded the camp, and obtained jellies with improved flavors.
- Haniyyah: Bongo-Head and the others are well-fed, and even if they don't go outside their camp, they have climbing walls, swings, and seesaws to keep them from feeling bored.
- Haniyyah: And when they go outside, the fungi get along well with the Shroomboars, Dusk Birds, and Sumpter Beasts. Sometimes, they even go for walks on the Sumpter Beasts.
- Paimon: Heh, Paimon almost feels like joining them now!
- Haniyyah: However, Ms. Najah, who is responsible for improving the Wisdom Orb, has encountered a problem and seems intent on taking the technology in a different direction.
- Haniyyah: The development of a new Orb is experiencing a huge lack of funding too, so it will be impossible to complete it at the expected rate.
Some delays are understandable.
It's an very important device, after all.- Paimon: Hmm... Yeah, we really can't be careless with it, so it can't be helped if it's slow going... If only Paimon knew how to conduct research! Then she'd at least be able to help!
- Haniyyah: Besides searching for reliable sponsors and promoting the event in advance, I came to Fontaine with the goal of finding technicians skilled in this field.
- Haniyyah: Fortunately, the Fontaine Research Institute's Fonta research team didn't just provide a huge amount of funding to us, but they also promised to help us look for the necessary talent.
And what's the catch?
There's no such thing as free fried eggs in this world...- Paimon: Paimon's still kinda worried. Did those guys who invented Fonta really not ask anything of you?
- Haniyyah: Of course they did. They asked for naming rights and to be the sole supplier.
- Haniyyah: As such, the next Beast Tamers Tournament might not be the Nilotpala Cup but the Fonta Cup instead. The exact name is still under discussion.
- Haniyyah: All beverages sold by the organizer during the event must be swapped to Fonta or Fonta derivatives as well.
- Paimon: Well... That doesn't sound too bad?
- Paimon: It sounds like they're just trying to promote Fonta through the Beast Tamers Tournament...
- Paimon: Wait a minute! If we're talking fame, then we're the ones who stand to gain from this! So it seems like we're the biggest winner, no matter how you look at it!
There aren't any competing products right now, either!
- Paimon: Indeed! We've won the Fungi important funding without losing anything! It would be a waste to let this opportunity slip by!
- Haniyyah: I've carefully verified everything with Souka and Mr. Balfour too. There are no traps in the previous contract. Which is good, since I hope to do this well!
Let's make the new sponsors engage in bidding in the future!
- Haniyyah: Bidding? Do you mean making any new sponsors engage in bidding against the Fonta project team for the naming rights?
- Paimon: We can do that? (Traveler), how are you always so full of great ideas?
- Paimon: Hehe, after hearing that detailed explanation from you, Haniyyah, Paimon thinks the future is looking really good!
- Paimon: Maybe your trip to Fontaine will be the stepping stone to many great things.
- Haniyyah: Thanks for the kind words, Silver Companion!
See you later!
- Haniyyah: Sure, seems you two are busy.
- Haniyyah: Don't worry, I'll be staying here for some time, so feel free to come back if you want to catch up or play another round of Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta!
- (Talk to Turenna, Day 1)
- Turenna: Also, please consider giving me more coaching if you have the time! I intend to become... a master tactician!
Then let me teach you again!
- Turenna: Aye, aye! Don't go easy on me!
Since when did I become your leader!?
- Turenna: Oh! Sorry! I've already started imagining what it would be like with you in the Special Patrol... Although I'm afraid we still can't offer you millions of Mora per month.
- Turenna: But if you ever meet Captain Chevreuse, well, she might just write you a recommendation for a salary like that!
Chevreuse?
Captain?- Turenna: She's the Captain of our Special Patrol. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say she's one of the greatest musket sharpshooters in Fontaine, period!
- Turenna: We members of the Patrol are generally skilled at using muskets, but she uses them like they're an extension of her hand!
- Turenna: They say she can shoot out a candle's flame without damaging the candle itself from over a hundred paces away with even the most ordinary, mass-produced musket.
- Turenna: The current leaders of every squad in the Patrol are either sharpshooters who have been personally taught by her or have undergone strict evaluation.
- Turenna: As a newbie who's just joined, I can barely make a shot from around a hundred and fifty paces away... And it has to be against a head-sized target.
Whoa! What kind of marksmanship is that!?
- Turenna: Ugh... I knew you'd say something like that...
- Turenna: Well, I haven't practiced enough, but I'll work harder! I aim to get 2,000 rounds of practice in this month!
Whoa? You're that accurate?
- Turenna: Nah, I'm just alright! With your skill, it wouldn't even take that long for you to surpass me!
- Turenna: Anyway, if we get the chance, I'll teach you a little about muskets.
- Turenna: Anyway, please consider joining the Special Patrol or at least become a Special Member, would you?
Let's talk about you first...
- Turenna: Me? I'm just a newbie in the Special Patrol, so I haven't accomplished anything praiseworthy...
- Turenna: It's why I was sent to manage Ms. Haniyyah's Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta.
- Turenna: Of course, this doesn't mean that the Patrol considers it a trivial task.
- Turenna: I only took over the job and started gathering information from up close after verifying that Ms. Haniyyah's Fungi companions weren't dangerous.
- Turenna: In the event that we did encounter dangerous monsters, and if the situation warranted it, then we would have dispatched numerous sharpshooters in conjunction with the Gardemeks...
- Turenna: The Gardemeks would lead the monsters into a killbox, and the sharpshooters waiting in ambush there would loose a hail of bullets upon them...
- Turenna: In this way, we'd able to keep the monsters pinned while preventing any undue effects on the service life of the Gardemeks.
That sounds amazing!
- Turenna: Not at all! It's just one of our most basic tactics!
Can that be used on me?
- Turenna: That's not funny. You're not an imaginary enemy... Or I should say that unless the captain led the team herself, no ordinary tactics would be capable of suppressing you...
- Turenna: If you're interested in the Special Patrol's tactics, I'll bring a handbook along and introduce them to you next time!
- Turenna: Anyway, please consider joining us, or at least becoming a Special Member!
Then you can start with some self-reflection...
- Turenna: A—Alright! Ugh... I'm still too weak...
- (Talk to Enghiene, Day 2)
- Enghiene: Hmm, will these soft, bouncy, smooth, squishy Fungi like Tidalga?
Forget about that for now! Let's have another game!
- Enghiene: Fine, bring it on!
Keep your Tidalga and dream on!
- Enghiene: The Fungi haven't even tried it yet! How can you be so sure they won't like it?
- (Talk to Souka, Day 3)
- Souka: The Guest of Tenshukaku, the Slayer of Three Thousand Bandits in Seven Days, the Twin Stars of Brilliant Valor, the Great Bosses of Gold and Silver...
- Souka: I had a great time talking and playing games with you. Hehe, I always get lots of inspiration whenever we hang out!
Two more games, then!
- Souka: It shall be my honor!
Looks like you're gathering your thoughts. I'll leave you to it, then.
- Souka: No need to be shy. If you wanna have a chat or play a game or two, come and find me whenever you're free.
- (Talk to Haniyyah or Souka, Day 3)
- Haniyyah: If you're not too busy, come back and play anytime.
Play another round.
- Souka: That's right! I always get more design ideas from watching you, so please, play to your heart's content!
See you later!
- Haniyyah: We'll be in Fontaine for a while, so I look forward to seeing you again when you're done with whatever you're doing.
- Souka: It's alright if you can't make time, though. No matter where you go, we will do our best to catch up to you. I'm sure we'll see each other again!
Open World NPCs
Bongo-Head and Kindlejoy
- Paimon: Bongo-Head! Kindlejoy! Long time no see! Paimon's missed you!
Pinch our fungi friends!
- Bongo-Head: ♪
- Kindlejoy: ♫
- Paimon: Paimon wants to hold Bongo-Head and pinch Kindlejoy, too!
- Bongo-Head: ♪♪~
- Kindlejoy: ♫♫~
- Paimon: Huh? Hold on a second...
- Paimon: You both still look more or less the same, but it feels like... you've gotten rounder!
That means they've been eating well!
That means Haniyyah is taking good care of them!- Paimon: Well, if they keep eating well, maybe they'll be bigger than even us one day!
- Paimon: Then, when we travel together, Bongo-Head can put us on its head and fly in the sky!
- Paimon: And if Bongo-Head gets tired, then Kindlejoy will take us, or we can find a Sumpter Beast and all ride on it!
- Bongo-Head: ♪♪♪!
- Kindlejoy: ♫♫♫!
- Paimon: Looks like you're all looking forward to the journey, huh?
- Paimon: Once the Wisdom Orb is improved, and the Fungi can move more freely...
- Paimon: Where should we go? (Traveler), should we start planning?
Let's feed them first.
- Paimon: Sure! We have a few new jelly flavors this time, too. What flavor will we go with?
Use the Fish and Chips-flavored jellies.
- Bongo-Head: ♪~
- Kindlejoy: ♫~
- Paimon: Paimon didn't think the fungi would like Fish and Chips!
- Paimon: Guess they're not picky about what they eat. That's good! A good appetite is important for staying healthy!
Use the Coffee-flavored jellies.
- Bongo-Head: !
- Kindlejoy: !
- Paimon: They look even more energetic now!
- Paimon: Huh, do Coffee-flavored jellies actually contain coffee?
Use the Fonta-flavored jellies.
- Bongo-Head: ?
- Kindlejoy: ?
- Paimon: Uh, it looks like they're about to float away!
- Paimon: So they can't have carbonated things?
- Paimon: Hmm... Y'know, since we've discovered new dishes in Fontaine, we can tell Haniyyah and get her to develop new jelly flavors!
And this is...
- Paimon: Looks like a Gardemek that Turenna brought with her.
- Paimon: Was it playing with the Fungi while we were gone?
- Observe the Gardemek: (The Gardemek seems to nod as its parts whirl and make low mechanical noises.)
- Observe the Gardemek: (Despite not speaking, it gives off a sense of... elegance, for some reason.)
- Paimon: How polite! Paimon will give you a great nickname!
- Paimon: How about... Miss Gardemetiquette!
- Observe the "Miss Gardemetiquette": (The Gardemek's visible parts glow faintly with joy.)
- Paimon: Hey! Seems like it likes the name!
- Paimon: The fungi will be happy to have a new friend like you, Miss Gardemetiquette!
Let's leave for now...
- Paimon: Well, we'll come play with our Fungi friends when we have time, right?
Souka
Available during Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta after completing Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta!.
- (Talk to ??? near The Steambird)
- ???: Whoa! Our gold and silver bosses! I didn't expect to run into you here!
Who are you?
- Paimon: What's an Eremite doing here?
- ???: Hehe! You can't recognize me? Great, that means my disguise is a huge success!
- ???: Alright! Hand over your friendship fees!
- Paimon: We will never give you any Mora!
- Paimon: Wait a minute... Friendship fees?
- ???: A warm hug works too, or maybe a pat on the shoulder? Even a fist bump would be nice!
- ???: Reunions should be celebrated with happiness and cheer!
- ???: Aren't you happy? The Guest of Tenshukaku, the Slayer of Three Thousand Bandits in Seven Days, and the Twin Stars of Brilliant Valor?
- Paimon: This string of strange names, and the way you greeted us... with "Boss"?
- Paimon: Paimon remembers now!
- Paimon: A—Are you... Souka?
- Souka: Bingo! You've got it right! Souka, Mercenary Mode, is making her debut!
Long time no see! You seem to be in high spirits!
- Paimon: Why are you acting just like Haniyyah? You're like a completely different person as well!
- Paimon: Are you wearing Haniyyah's clothes?
- Souka: Looks good on me, right? It's light, flexible, and breathable, making it perfect for life in the rainforest. And it's just right for Fontaine too. I stay quite cool once I tie my hair up!
- Souka: It's perfect for running errands in Fontaine, and I don't even need Mist Flower Corollas for heat relief!
I don't remember!
- Paimon: Hmm, we last met Souka in Sumeru, so it's understandable that you can't remember, (Traveler).
- Paimon: A very long time ago, she participated in the Beast Tamers Tournament to gather material, and we defeated her...
- Paimon: But she wasn't angered by that, and she even promised to write us into her novel as decent opponents.
- Paimon: Later on, she started taking care of our Fungi buddies with Haniyyah, and she has been providing ideas to help create games.
- Souka: Speaking of which, have you seen Haniyyah? We're releasing the improved version of Fungus Mechanicus, known as "Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta," here in Fontaine.
- Souka: It comes with brand-new opponents! The pieces were carefully selected and designed based on adventurer stories from everywhere!
- Souka: Every Lil' Fungi's moves has been redesigned as well, so playing it is guaranteed to be a fresh experience!
An even more wonderful experience, you say!
Well done, Souka!- Paimon: Heh, it's more exciting to go up against moving opponents! Commanding our Fungi friends to victory should feel more awesome than ever!
- Souka: Recognition from both my bosses, hurrah! Guess I've gotta harder [sic] from now on, huh?
- Paimon: We've heard from Haniyyah that you stand in front of The Steambird's office because you're putting advertisements in their paper. Is that the case?
- Souka: That's right! I have an appointment with a journalist to write the text for it. Don't worry, writing's my specialty!
- Souka: Balfour was invited by the Fontaine Research Institute to look for technical support personnel to improve the Wisdom Orb, so we're each doing our own things for now.
- Souka: I want to play a round with you when I'm done, so please, wiat [sic] for me!
- Paimon: You can do it, Souka!
Whoa! The Eremites are invading!
- Paimon: Eek! Someone get the Gardes...
- Paimon: Wait, will that really be necessary?
- ???: Hey! Stop that! Hahaha! You're not afraid at all!
- ???: You're a tough duo. Some mercenaries who managed to escape from you painted your portraits and warned others to avoid messing with you at all costs.
- ???: Forget heroes like you, and let's not even consider the Gardemeks patrolling the streets. A Blubberbeast would knock me out with a mere swing of its tail!
- ???: Not to mention that I'm no invader. I'm just a tourist dressed as a mercenary who is conducting standard business activities.
- ???: Haniyyah got Ms. Turenna to send a photograph of me to the Maison Gardiennage, so the Gardes aren't going to arrest me!
Wait... Did you just mention... Haniyyah?- Paimon: A—Are you... Souka?
- Souka: Bingo! You've got it right! Souka, Mercenary Mode, is making her debut!
Long time no see! You seem to be in high spirits!
- Paimon: Why are you acting just like Haniyyah? You're like a completely different person as well!
- Paimon: Are you wearing Haniyyah's clothes?
- Souka: Looks good on me, right? It's light, flexible, and breathable, making it perfect for life in the rainforest. And it's just right for Fontaine too. I stay quite cool once I tie my hair up!
- Souka: It's perfect for running errands in Fontaine, and I don't even need Mist Flower Corollas for heat relief!
I don't remember!
- Paimon: Hmm, we last met Souka in Sumeru, so it's understandable that you can't remember, (Traveler).
- Paimon: A very long time ago, she participated in the Beast Tamers Tournament to gather material, and we defeated her...
- Paimon: But she wasn't angered by that, and she even promised to write us into her novel as decent opponents.
- Paimon: Later on, she started taking care of our Fungi buddies with Haniyyah, and she has been providing ideas to help create games.
- Souka: Speaking of which, have you seen Haniyyah? We're releasing the improved version of Fungus Mechanicus, known as "Lil' Fungi's Fun-Tastic Fiesta," here in Fontaine.
- Souka: It comes with brand-new opponents! The pieces were carefully selected and designed based on adventurer stories from everywhere!
- Souka: Every Lil' Fungi's moves has been redesigned as well, so playing it is guaranteed to be a fresh experience!
An even more wonderful experience, you say!
Well done, Souka!- Paimon: Heh, it's more exciting to go up against moving opponents! Commanding our Fungi friends to victory should feel more awesome than ever!
- Souka: Recognition from both my bosses, hurrah! Guess I've gotta harder [sic] from now on, huh?
- Paimon: We've heard from Haniyyah that you stand in front of The Steambird's office because you're putting advertisements in their paper. Is that the case?
- Souka: That's right! I have an appointment with a journalist to write the text for it. Don't worry, writing's my specialty!
- Souka: Balfour was invited by the Fontaine Research Institute to look for technical support personnel to improve the Wisdom Orb, so we're each doing our own things for now.
- Souka: I want to play a round with you when I'm done, so please, wiat [sic] for me!
- Paimon: You can do it, Souka!
Paimon, run!
- Paimon: Oh no! A weird Eremite! Run!
Open-World Interactables
Special Fonta Vending Machine
- Special Fonta Vending Machine: "Lil' Fungi, Loads of Fun!"
- Special Fonta Vending Machine: "Superb Fonta, Superb Gaming!"
- Special Fonta Vending Machine: (It seems that you cannot purchase Fonta at this machine. It is presently no different from an advertisement board...)