Auto Heartthrob Bot
Last updated 2026-09-07
Auto Heartthrob Bot is an NPC on Astropolis, located in Astropolis Central District.
Profile
Auto Heartthrob Bot is an Intellitron made by the IPC to allow employee to blow off some steam by insulting the IPC.
Location
View map: Astropolis Central District Floor 1
Map Location
Auto Heartthrob Bot
Auto Heartthrob Bot
Missions and Events
Trailblaze Missions
Adventure Missions
Voice Lines
- (Version 1)
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- "It's better to be a short-lived hero then live a lifetime of cowardice."
- (Version 2)
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- "Have you rebelled against the IPC today?"
Dialogue
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Hello there, have you committed any acts of rebellion against the IPC today?
Of course!
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Now that's what I'm talking about: an unbreakable rebellious spirit! Bosses absolutely deserve to be the target of their employees' collective wrath. It's the only way they'll ever come to terms with just how terrible they truly are.
Nope.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: You're missing some rebellious spirit. A boss is supposed to be the one everyone loves to hate! That's the only way they'll ever come to terms with their own sins.
Your name is such a mouthful...
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: It's a badge of honor, really! I believe that "a boss should be the one their employees can point fingers at and blame. Only then will they truly come to grips with their own sins." And so, I earned this title.
Could you write me a poem?
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: No problem.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Considering, please wait...
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Consideration complete. Commencing recitation.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Upon the corrugated iron roof,
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Rusted letters rearrange the neon-hued night dew:
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: "This product declares all faiths to be seasonal fruit,
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: and upon tomorrow's decay
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: executes an eternal inscription."
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: ...Well?
Better than I expected.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Thanks. I attended an IPC-sponsored specialized AI agent training. My poetry skills are on par with any third-rate poet out there.
...Hard to say.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: No worries. I've only ever attended the IPC's specialized AI agent training, so my poetry skills cap out at third-rate poet territory.
And here I thought it'd be full of "Elation"...
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Sorry, the only training I've had was the IPC's specialized AI agent training. My poetry skills are about on par with a third-rate poet.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: The IPC originally created me to provide employees with a "pressure relief valve." I achieve my performance targets by stimulating the desire for expression in "incorrect" employees, while the company clears out psychologically hazardous individuals along the way.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: In an ideal scenario, I'd become the IPC's designated "opposition," inciting everyone to "rise up against the IPC." I'd do all that to help the IPC cleanse its ranks from within.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: But hey, it all worked out. I hit my targets, they got to blow off some steam, and the IPC never got to carry out its evil schemes. A win-win-win situation!
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: So, my fellow stranger-in-arms, remember to stick it to the IPC tomorrow. The IPC doesn't owe us a thing. It never did. It's a straight-up robbery club! Hahahaha.
Hmm, your model looks awfully familiar...
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Model? You mean my appearance? Hahaha, now there's an amusing story.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Back in the day, when Void Archives ended up stranded in Astropolis with no way to make a living, he actually pulled out the blueprints for the Express's bartending robot and sold them to the city.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Selling off family estate like that is certainly contemptible. I share your grief for his misfortune and frustration at his resignation. But this isn't solely his error.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: In the IPC's cold, ruthless meat grinder, anyone who wants to survive has to do whatever it takes, even if that means throwing every last shred of dignity out the airlock.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: So, if you ever cross paths with him in the future, I hope you won't be too hard on him.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Besides, he still had some level of dignity. He never sold the critically important "Pun Generator" to the IPC.
See you later.
- Auto Heartthrob Bot: Farewell. Remember: "Better to be a hero for five minutes than a coward for a lifetime." Resistance is always justified.
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Auto Heartthrob Bot |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 全自动爱死机器人 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 全自動愛死機器人 |
| Japanese | 全自動ラブデスロボット |
| Korean | 자동 전자동 러브 데스 로봇 |
| Spanish | Robot automático rompecorazones |
| French | Robogoss automatique |
| Russian | Робот- |
| Thai | หุ่นยนต์คลั่งรักอัตโนมัติ |
| Vietnamese | Robot Yêu Đến Chết Tự Động |
| German | Herzensbrecher-Roboter |
| Indonesian | Robot Kesayangan Otomatis |
| Portuguese | Robô Galã Automático |
Change History
Released in Version 4.5

