Life is Like a Vegetable (I)
Last updated 2026-05-03
Life is Like a Vegetable (I) is an Occurrence in the Divergent Universe.
Possible Outcomes
| First Choice | Result |
|---|---|
| Punish and vanquish evil | Enter battle against the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus and obtain 2 random Blessings after victory. |
| Protect peace | Enter battle against Entranced Ingenia and obtain 2 random Curios after victory. |
Dialogue
- Simulated Universe: You enter a restaurant on Planet Adina. An old-fashioned sign in dazzling colors slowly rotates while informing patrons that dogs and Fools are not allowed entry. A tailless goldfish sits on a plate, its protruding fish eyes rotating as it chooses a taste experience that suits you.
- Simulated Universe: "Gourmet cooking grants a sampling of life. A banquet of Xianzhou flavors is more worthy of your tongue's consideration than a showing of immersia." The goldfish makes a strange gurgling sound in its throat.
- Simulated Universe: You catch the sweet smell of appetizers wafting in the private room, carrying three parts tender youth, three parts lingering spices, and four parts plant fiber that's still warm.
- Simulated Universe: As you put the appetizer mixed with the past into your mouth, it soaks into your taste buds. The stimulation on the tip of your tongue overlaps with your senses. You are donned in standard armor as you take a step forward to embrace your calling as a Cloud Knight.
Punish and vanquish evil — Chase the exposed Sanctus Medicus disciple and obtain 2 random Blessing(s) after victory
- Simulated Universe: Fully vigilant, you raise your lance toward the demons and abominations sowing chaos in the world.
- (Enter battle)
Disciples of Sanctus Medicus: Internal Alchemist ×2 (-25% HP)
Mara-Struck Soldier ×2 (-25% HP)
Disciples of Sanctus Medicus: Ballistarius ×1 (-25% HP)
- Protect peace — Help the Artisanship Commission to fix the out-of-control ingenium and obtain 2 random Curio(s) after victory
- Simulated Universe: Fully patient, you maintain order and stability for the craftsmen on-site.
- (Enter battle)
Entranced Ingenium: Obedient Dracolion ×2 (-25% HP)
Entranced Ingenium: Illumination Dragonfish ×2 (-25% HP)
Entranced Ingenium: Golden Cloud Toad ×1 (-25% HP)
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Life is Like a Vegetable (I) |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 人生如菜（其一） |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 人生如菜（其一） |
| Japanese | 人生は料理の如く（その1） |
| Korean | 인생은 채소와 같다 (1) |
| Spanish | La vida es como la verdura (I) |
| French | La vie est comme un légume (I) |
| Russian | Жизнь как пища I |
| Thai | ชีวิตดั่งพืชผัก (1) |
| Vietnamese | Nhân Sinh Như Rau Cải (I) |
| German | Das Leben ist wie Gemüse (I) |
| Indonesian | Hidup Bagai Sayur (1) |
| Portuguese | A Vida É Como um Legume (I) |
Change History
Released in Version 2.7
