Zephyr

Zephyr: Hello, esteemed guests of the Astral Express. I am Zephyr, secretary to Madam Pearl, CEO of Planarcadia.

Zephyr: Regarding the CEO's former secretary... that's classified information. I can't say more, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't pry.

Zephyr: But since you were part of it, I guess it's okay if I vent a little.

Zephyr: Whether it's public opinion or my former subordinates, they're all saying things like, "Director Zephyr got so lucky, rocketing straight from some backwater department like Housing Security right to the CEO's side"...

Zephyr: As if things could ever be that good! This kind of emergency promotion always comes with an infinite amount of cleaning up... I mean, damage control, plus life-threatening danger showing up out of nowhere.

Zephyr: But hey, the reason I'm getting this much responsibility at a time like this is probably because even though I'm mediocre in every other way, I've at least got loyalty going for me!

Zephyr: Anyway, enough chitchat. I've got a mountain of work to deal with.

Let's have a game of Cosmicon Collective!

Zephyr: Sure thing! I've got the exclusive deck for the "Secretary to the CEO of Planarcadia"! Secretaries may come and go, but this deck? One of a kind~

See you next time.

Zephyr: If there's anything I can help with, feel free to reach out anytime. After all... I know it might sound strange, but... you're my benefactor.

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