Mr. Dong
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Mr. Dong (Chinese: 东) is an NPC located in Failume Heights.
Profile
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Dialogue
Failume Heights
- (With Vince at Devon Pawnshop — 12PM)
- Vince: Hey there, Mr. Dong, closing up shop early today, huh?
- Mr. Dong: *sigh* Might as well close early if business is slow. What do you expect me to do anyway? Sit here like some mascot?
- Vince: No way! Come on, Mr. Dong, I know everything in your shop is top-notch. If things are slow, it's just because there've been a couple less tourists around lately, eh?
- Mr. Dong: ...Heh. Whatever. I'm going to grab a bite.
- (After the conversation ends, Mr. Dong enters Yum Cha Sin)
- (With Sweety at Yum Cha Sin — 12PM)
- Male Tourist: Hey, how do you eat this thing? Looks like a steamed bun.
- Female Tourist: Hmm, I'm not sure... I see some hot sauce on the table...
- Mr. Dong: Hey, you guys! I've been watching you for a while. That basin is for rinsing dishes with hot water, not for drinking soup.
- Mr. Dong: And you! Are you out of your mind? What's the deal with pouring yogurt on rice noodle rolls?
- Mr. Dong: And what are you looking at? You can't dip custard buns in hot sauce!
- Sweety: Hey, old man! Why are you getting mad at my customers?
- Mr. Dong: Look, I don't wanna lose my cool, but he's putting yogurt on rice noodle rolls!
- Sweety: ...Yikes. I see...
- Mr. Dong: Whatever, I can't be bothered anymore. Sweety, put it on my tab. I'm heading out.
- (After the conversation ends, Mr. Dong walks away)
- (Behind Fluffy, 12PM)
- Out-of-Town Tourist: So, Boss, can this Porcelume really resist Corruption?
- Mr. Dong: Of course! Y'see, all that military equipment and Hollow defense gear have Porcelume bits mixed in.
- Out-of-Town Tourist: Ugh... but these all look exactly the same. How am I supposed to choose?
- Mr. Dong: They might look the same, but they're worlds apart. First off, check out the glaze. That's a dead giveaway for the quality of the Lumite ore used, and whether there's any impurities in it.
- Out-of-Town Tourist: ...Wow. Hey man, how come you know so much?
- Mr. Dong: No sweat. After all, you gotta know your stuff when you're selling these things.
- (With Lee at Yum Cha Sin, 6PM)
- Mr. Dong: Yo Lee, get me one basket of char siu and one of spare ribs.
- Lee: Alright, just a sec, Mr. Dong.
- Mr. Dong: What's up, kiddo? Why all the whispering and muttering?
- Boy: Hey old man, how about not robbing this store?
- Mr. Dong: Huh? Robbery? Do I look like I know how?
- Girl: No need to lie to us! All the robbers on TV look just like you... Hey, at least don't steal the custard buns, okay? They're my favorite...
- (With Drew at Yum Cha Sin, 6PM)
- Mr. Dong: You could call Porcelume a Waifei Peninsula specialty. But nowadays, all the good Lumite ore deposits are in the Hollow.
- Drew: Huh. Isn't mining pretty dangerous, then?
- Mr. Dong: Sure it is, but the payoff's sweet too. If you want the real good stuff though, you gotta get your hands on those old civilization pieces — the glazes they used are recognizable at a glance.
- Drew: Wow, man, you know so much! Please keep going — also, can I write all of this down?
- Mr. Dong: Huh? Taking notes, are you? Sure, go ahead.
- (With Masheng behind Fluffy, 6PM)
- Mr. Dong: Hey there, kid, how's business been lately?
- Masheng: Aaaaaaah, Mr. Dong! I swear, I haven't told another lie since you taught me that lesson last time!
- Mr. Dong: Hey, I ain't calling you a liar, why so tense? Just asking how business is going. Need any help?
- Masheng: O—Oh. We're great, doing great! Man, you gave me a scare. Thanks for the concern, Mr. Dong, sir!
- (With Ginger)[Verify time]
- Ginger: Checking our goods out, Mr. Dong?
- Mr. Dong: Just take a look. Hey, Ginnie, did you label this wrong? This glaze is too fresh for some ancient old civilization relic, ain't it?
- Ginger: Ah. No, Mr. Dong, sir. This is a parallel import. Still the real deal — albeit preserved in pure waters, so it still looks as good as new.
- Ginger: But look at these deep yellow water stains — you just can't fake something like that, no matter how hard you try, no sir.
- Mr. Dong: Huh. Sharp eye you got there, kid. Seems I've still got much to learn from you.
- Ginger: Oh no, you're too kind! Drop by anytime, let's chat more.
- (With Ivy in front of Undestructible)[Verify time]
- Mr. Dong: Hey Ivy, have A-Hong and the others been around lately? Everything alright with you all?
- Ivy: They've got the newest filters and masks installed, and I checked the drill bits and valves last time — they're still in great shape. You can rest easy, Uncle Dong.
- Mr. Dong: Good. Good on A-Hong, especially. Now if that punk Kun tries to skimp on life-saving gear again, you just...
- Ivy: I... I'll scold him just like you would?
- Mr. Dong: That's right. Give him hell and put it on my tab. Thanks for your help, Ivy. Really appreciate you going out of your way.
Sailume Bay
- (With Huangqi)[Verify time]
- Huangqi: Phew... Almost done delivering all these medicinal herbs.
- Huangqi: Man, I'm totally wiped out.
- Mr. Dong: Huangqi, you should take a break.
- Mr. Dong: I know Sailume Bay like the back of my hand. Leave the rest of the medicine to me.
- Huangqi: Thanks for your kindness, Mr. Dong.
- Huangqi: But the patients here need rest and can't be startled.
- Mr. Dong: You're right...
- (Morning)
- Timid Child: *sobbing*
- Mr. Dong: I've got lots of friends in Sailume Bay, and I'm here to visit them...
- Mr. Dong: Uncle knows life is tough for everyone. Uncle isn't a bad guy...
- Mr. Dong: Trust me, Uncle ain't here to collect protection money...
- Mr. Dong: Hey kid, you got all that?
- Frightened Child: Waaah—! *sobbing*...
- (With Qingyun, Late Night)
- Mr. Dong: Huh? Hey, you, Qingyun!
- Qingyun: Mr. Dong, I was just about to look for you...
- Qingyun: About my sister...
- Mr. Dong: Don't worry. A-Hong already filled me in. I've asked some folks in the neighborhood to keep an eye out...
- Qingyun: Thank you, Uncle Hong, and the folks at Sailume Bay.
- Mr. Dong: No worries. We're all family here.
- Mr. Dong: Besides, the future of Sailume Bay depends on ambitious, responsible young folks like you, chasing your dreams and all, right?
- Qingyun: You're flattering us...
- (Late Night)
- Mr. Dong: Who would've thought...
- Mr. Dong: After all those hardships, this place still manages to burst with life...
- Mr. Dong: Things have changed, but generations of people who live here have always been optimistic and are always striving for a better life...
- Mr. Dong: What will it be like in ten or twenty years from now?
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Mr. Dong |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 东爷 Dōng-yé |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 東爺 Dōng-yé |
| Japanese | 東さん Tō-san |
| Korean | 동 선생 Dong Seonsaeng |
| Spanish | Dong |
| French | M. Dong |
| Russian | Дядя Дун Dyadya Dun |
| Thai | คุณ Dong |
| Vietnamese | Chú Dong |
| German | Herr Dong |
| Indonesian | Tuan Dong |
| Portuguese | Sr. Dong |