Wish Bottle Adrift/Wish Bottle
Last updated 2025-09-29
Wish Bottle 1
| Sender | Message |
|---|---|
| "Scion of the Sea God" | To the greatest, most mysterious, and most revered Sea God: On this sun-blessed day, this Bangboo, "Scion of the Sea God," has finally reopened the divine communication channel! This message in a bottle shall drift into the deep currents, reaching the Sea God's throne... After that, please send your sea wizards to guide me on my journey home, dear Father! |
Wish Bottle 6
| Sender | Message |
|---|---|
| Miss Esme | Dear Sea God, I have a question to ask of you... What kind of effort would it take to become an elegant and refined Bangboo like "Sailor Boo"? I've been taking Miss Orchidea's flower arrangement classes and studying Mr. Butler's reserved mannerisms, but I'm still far from the image I aspire to be... I apologize for troubling you, but perhaps only a great being like yourself can truly resolve my confusion... |
Wish Bottle 14
| Sender | Message |
|---|---|
| Robin | Dear Sea God, I have long admired your renown and heard of your miraculous power to "grant wishes," so I am here to make one of my own: I wish for Hugo to finally recognize the importance of managing the gallery, rather than constantly being distracted by his so-called "secret commissions." And as for the young lady.. sigh. While I completely understand her fascination with Proxy, she could at least take a page from my book and maintain some dignity and grace! And lastly... might you be willing to share Mr. Butler's contact info with me? I promise to treasure it— and never, ever let it leak! |
Wish Bottles 2-5 and 7-13
| Sender | Message |
|---|---|
| Bangboo Wanderer | Dear Sea God: I've always been a happy little Bangboo, living a blissful and carefree Boo-life... until a kind lady told me that Ethereals lurk by charging stations, snatching Bangboo into the Hollow at night — then the poor things become their playthings, never to see sunlight or ride kiddy rides again...! After hearing that story, I haven't charged for three days... Sea God, could you please drive away the Ethereals from the charging stations? Or maybe just erase the Ethereal story from my memory module... |
| Securityboo | Dear Sea God: Recently, Public Security has received many reports about a "mysterious girl scaring Bangboo" and such... But telling Ethereal stories isn't against Public Security regulations... I'm getting sleepy just talking about it, what was I trying to do again... Oh right! I came to make a wish! Sea God, could you bless me with a commendation banner this month! I want to be the Public Security's Bangboo of the Month! I want to hear my name among officers' praise! |
| Builderboo | Dear Honorable Sea God: ...sleep deprived... head spinning... drowsy and dazed... cognitive modules malfunctioning... But ever since hearing the "Night Emissary" story, whenever I enter sleep mode, I keep getting chased by Ethereals in my dreams... Sea God, I beg you to restore peace to my dreams... |
| Agent Gulliver | Dear Sea God, ...I love love love Miss Miyabi so much... *sob*... I really, really, really want to become Miss Miyabi's personal Bangboo so badly... O mighty Sea God, in next week's HSOS 6 Bangboo competition, please make all my opponents' gears come loose, their power run low, and have them face-plant during the interview! Then I can pass the selection and offer all my saved-up Dennies to you as thanks! Thank you! |
| Amillion | Message to an Underwater Customer: Sea God! Stole a fishing rod! No payment! Fell into the sea! Not okay! No refunds after leaving the store— pay, pay, pay— PAY UP! Please contact Cunning Hares ASAP and pay 200,000 Denny for the fishing rod swept away by the waves, as per our terms. Cunning Hares accepts in-person transactions, Knock Knock transfers, and various other payment methods. Delays will have consequences! |
| Excaliboo | To His Excellency, the Sea God, I, Excaliboo, in the name of the Bangboo King of New Eridu, hereby extend this formal invitation and entrust this letter to the ocean currents, that it may travel unerringly and come to rest before your throne. I, the King, look forward to establishing diplomatic relations between New Eridu and the Ocean Kingdom, for it would herald a most wonderful future. I eagerly await your response. |
| Overtimeboo | Sea God: ...Overtime... again... ugh... another sleepless night ahead... I need a break, I want to travel, want to drift on the waves like a message in a bottle, and finally find some peace and tranquility for my soul... |
| Chalky Devil | Sea God, That ignorant punk! Just a paper-thin nobody swinging a kitchen knife! I will have my revenge! Wh—What does it mean I can't accept losing? I don't want to hear it! It's because my trainer level is too low! You know nothing of the power of the "Chalky Devil"! Sea God! I command you! Grant me unmatched combat power! I'll tear that short-legged cardboard into eight hundred pieces and toss each one into eight hundred different sewers! |
| Forfeitboo | Sea God, Head— empty— Want to—lie down— forever— Hope— my wish-granting bottle— drifts to— fulfills my wish— |
| Magnetiboo | Dear Sea God, "Lord of the Vast Seas", "Master of the Ocean Kingdom", "Most Noble and Wisest of Deities"... I humbly pen this letter, may your waves carry it to the lost ancient and deliver it to your supreme desk... Need a Bangboo? I may not be cut out for hard labor, but I offer something even better... emotional value! With me, happiness like never before is just within reach! Your loyal servant awaits your command. |
| One-Dennyboo | Sea God, Everything's been wonderful lately... Granny prepared plenty of can-shaped, fish-flavored batteries, along with some highly efficient, energy-converting ones— they're all installed in both of our bodies, keeping us full of energy! As for wishes... hmm! I hope that kind person from Sixth Street has a booming business! And... I hope I can catch the bus that passes the video store every day! I promised that kind person I'd visit (himhim / |