Furbobo Web Portal/Arcadia Alert/Vol. 5
Last updated 2026-09-07
Vol.5 [Breaking News] Lord Ravager Asat Pramad crashes the Phantasmoon Games! Astral Express Raccoon swoops in to save the day!
Opening Statement
Maybe you're holed up in a shelter, sick with worry over your ruined home.
Or maybe you're shivering in a corner, staring helplessly at a spinning loading wheel...
Fear not! The express edition of Furbobo Weekly is here!
The Fluffy has completely crushed Lord Ravager Asat Pramad's evil schemes, but Planarcadia still isn't fully out of the woods. Huge shoutout to @Leveling_Solo for the tech support—base stations are coming back online, and the network is fully restored. The second we got a signal, the Furbobo Press Corps out on the front lines started sorting through your messages: your anxiety over the disaster, your suspicions about the wild rumors, and your concern for The Fluffy... Rest easy, readers, we've read every single word!
We've been pounding our keyboards to reach The Fluffy's crew right on the battlefield, all to bring you this emergency "Arcadia Alert" edition! We're answering all your burning questions in one go!
So, per usual, it's Furbobo Weekly's Rapid-Fire Q&A Time! Let's go, go, go!
Exclusive Premiere: Frontline Intel Livestream
A1:
March Bunny: By using the power of the Astral Express's brand-new combat gear: the Dream Mech Starblazer, summoned by all of The Fluffy's crewmates under Himeko's lead, duh!
Himekat: That's right. By using the power of friendship.
Baseball Raccoon: Yeah. By using power.
March Bunny: Our raccoon here has got the strength
Woof Woof Dan: Yeah.
A2:
@Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Put simply, it operates on the same logic as "imagenesis": Asat Pramad gathered the Wishpower of the terrified and used it to paint the possibilities that have yet to occur directly onto the canvas of reality.
@PhotoGraphia: Exactly. Which means that, theoretically, once The Fluffy dispelled everyone's fear of Asat Pramad, the unnatural illusions suffocating Planarcadia collapsed on their own.
Baseball Raccoon: Whoa! Lady Graphia answering in person! That's as official as it gets!
March Bunny: Whoa! Lady Graphia is actually super good at texting! @Mr. Yang
Mr. Yang: Hear to suffrage... Why am I suddenly catching strays?
A3:
@Sparxicle ♥ LOLOLOL: Sure was~ All my little Sparxheads are welcome to come grab a selfie with me! First come, first served~
Baseball Raccoon: Those are not merch! Those are masks made from the Sparxie Virus!
@Mr. Cold Feet OEM: What the heck, you couldn't have warned me sooner!?
@AberrationsWillBeArrested: Stay away from virtual traps and learn to spot imagenesis scams. We urge all citizens to remain vigilant and avoid falling for fraud.
A4:
Baseball Raccoon: Himeko is the Navigator I trust most! I haven't thought that far ahead. Right now, I'm just focusing on figuring out how to be an awesome Nameless.
Himekat: You're even starting to sound more mature. I have no doubt that, in due time, (Trailblazer) will be fully capable of taking on the mantle of the Navigator.
Baseball Raccoon: Stop testing me, Himeko!
Window to the Mind and Soul: Chill Chats to Calm the Nerves
A1:
Sundove: The Perdido Station shelter has top-notch security and plenty of supplies. Residents in the area are welcome to take refuge here if needed.
@GambleFreak: The Astral Express is parked at Perdido Station. If everything goes to hell, the Express will be the first thing to get hit... which means I can just kick back and relax while they handle it.
@Terror_in_Fog: So they're just a lightning rod to you, huh?
@Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Please prioritize your own safety and simply go to the nearest shelter. Tap the link [Planarcadia Emergency Shelter One-Stop Guide] to check specific locations. ![]()
![]()
A2:
March Bunny: I had to work overtime. You are NOT allowed to say thank you.
@Tidal Pearl Appraiser: Rest assured, Pearluxe Corp's obligation to pay social security remains fully intact during the work stoppage. There will be no interruptions.
@The Strictest Monkey: @DetectivePassingBy
@DetectivePassingBy: My connection is bad, logging off.
A3:
Sundove: While trying to destroy Asat Pramad's clone, Madam Yao was sucked into a space-time turbulence. We don't know her status...
@GreatFortune_at_the_table: [Auto-Reply] Hello, I am currently away. For divination requests and official reports, please contact @ruthless_DivinationMachine. For shipping inquiries regarding the Yuque specialty, Sparrow-Feather Dusters, please contact @TileGamer4ever.
Sundove: ...She set up an auto-reply?
@GreatFortune_at_the_table: [Auto-Reply] Hehe... I divined this exact outcome in advance, so I set up this auto-reply just for the occasion.
Sundove: ...You can even divine this?
A4:
Baseball Raccoon: Why don't you just ask the original creator? @HD_Bar_Colt
@HD_Bar_Colt: Stop rushing me... With all those hands, let's go with a giant spider.
@MysteriousPersonWhoseNameStartswithRyuandEndswithSuke1995: ...I refuse.
NoMoreGossipinDemonCapital: Don't listen to those liars!
A1:
Himekat:The Astral Express crew has always championed winning people over with reason, yet when left with no alternative, we would win them over with force.
Woof Woof Dan:We never saw that dice coming. The falling of it was not in the plan.
Baseball Raccoon:It can actually be used as a dice. I'll recommend to those who have trouble making decisions.
A2:
@Tidal Pearl Appraiser:Indeed, through their research on Planarcadia, the Technology Department of IPC successfully replicated the Wishpower generation and circulation system in Astropolis, and it has already been put into large scale use following safety trials.
@AberrationsWillBeArrested:But please note! Space travel for imagenae still carries risks, so before traveling to or settling down in Astropolis, please be sure to visit the Department of Aberration Defense for a basic Wishpower medical checkup!
Furbulitzer:I see. In that case, boss...I think our office has been a little bit crowded.
A3:
Mr. Yang:First of all, my friend, I must correct you. While the two appear similar, they are actually very different: mechatron is a product of Wishpower, whereas the Starblazer is a legacy of the Path of Trailblaze.
Himekat:Fifteen years ago, through a twist of fate, the Starblazer catalyzed the birth of the mechatron. But I believe they share the same origin: no matter when or where, people will always harbor a wish to go to places that flesh and blood cannot reach.
@Tidal Pearl Appraiser:Madam Pearl is already on top of the licensing talks, so expect that "1:144 Alloy Action Figure Starblazer" to hit the shelves real soon.
Epilogue: Now introduces the new Community Aid Space!
That is all for this breaking special issue. Whether that foxy Asat Pramad has a backup plan remains a complete unknown, so please do not lower your guard just yet, dear readers! The Furbobo Press Corps will continue to stay by your side and bring you the latest updates. See you next time!
Hey, hey, one more thing! To support our community through this crisis, Furbobo Weekly is introducing a dedicated Community Aid Space in our comment section!
Though the disaster is heartless, there is still love in the arcadia, so everyone is welcome to ask questions and help each other in the comment section!
Phantasmoon Games Supplicant Wishpower Rankings
Per the notice from the Department of Aberration Defense, this ranking is no longer valid due to disruptions caused by the Supplicant Asat Pramad, so readers should look to the actual situation instead!
First Place: Raccoon Mask ▲0
Supplicant: (Trailblazer)
Second Place: Myriad Mask NEW
Supplicant: Asat Pramad
Third Place: Moltflare Mask ▼1
Supplicant: Blade
Fourth Place: Cat Mask ▼1
Supplicant: Silver Wolf
Fifth Place: Crow Mask ▼1
Supplicant: Sunday
Sixth Place: Rabbit Mask ▲1
Supplicant: Sparxie
Seventh Place: Wolf Mask ▼2
Supplicant: La Mancha
Eighth Place: Fin Mask ▼2
Supplicant: ??? (Yet to be publicly called)
Supplicant: ??? (Eliminated)
User Comments
LOL Problem Solved: "Let's Make This a Blessing Thread" Repeat after me: Aha, Aeon of Elation, grant me your blessing! Graphia, Mother of Imagenesis, watch over me! I will survive against all odds. Good fortune will come knocking at my door, and everything that happens will work in my favor!!!
PhotoGraphia: Good fortune, let's gooo!!!
No Copypasta: Same here.- File:Furbobo Web Portal User NoCopypasta+1.png NoCopypasta+1: Same here.
HD_Bar_Colt: Count me in +33550336!
MysteriousPersonWhoseNameStartswithRyuandEndswithSuke1995: "Help Needed" I accidentally got my pension insurance account canceled. Is there any way to recover it?
Leveling_Solo: Looks more intentional than accidental.
HotWeatherMelon: Pension insurance for a Lord Ravager? Figures, Planarcadia doesn't carry deadweight.
Furbobocom_Official: Friendly reminder: This post may contain misleading information and potential security risks. Please do not reply.
Enthusiastic_Citizen_123: "Shelter Regular Contact" Anyone else bored out of their mind? Care to share what you've been up to since taking shelter?
Arcadian_Leek: Looks like a new imagenae has shown up in our shelter. I think it's called... the Death Melon or something.
LongStrip: Why don't we share some good news? ...Oh, by the way, the manager at the Perdido Station Shelter is pretty cute.
Diligent Peacekeeper: @LongStrip Manager Meowton, come back with your main account!
1965_Born_Softboi: "Missing Person Notice" Sincerely seeking a long-lost significant other. I'm a '65-born, warm-hearted guy. No house, no car, just debt and a lot of potential. We can build our future together.
OutofMoves: Seeing this nearly made me black out... Did we actually survive Asat Pramad?
AutonomousDebater: I'm relieved to see that you're safe, my cyber pet.
♥MaritalCounselingCenter♥: I understand your pain, and my heart aches for your past. Why don't you come to the Marriage Consultation Agency, and we can have a proper chat?
StellaronHunterslovelove: Blade's new mask looks SO cool!!
Dovebrook Wind: Wait, turns out the Moltflare Mask is the same as the old Octopus Mask?- File:Furbobo Web Portal User Say~Cheese~.png Say~Cheese~: So when the Supplicant changes, the mask's appearance and name change too?
Himekat Transform! Dropping by Dovebrook with the "Starblazer"!
Question Segment
IP Address: Pearluxe Tower
From an anonymous mechatron
Gemibo:
Hello Himekat, here is a question forwarded from an anonymous mechatron:
I am very curious about Himekat's "Starblazer," so could you please tell us about its origins? How exactly was such a massive robot built?
Himekat:
Just think of the "Starblazer" as a collection of Wishpower!
In the past, the Pearluxe Corp could only build human-scale mecha simply because no one believed a larger robot could be able to fly into the sky. But the legend of the Pegana Starstrider Giant found its way into our world as the "Starblazer" because of one simple thing: the sheer, unwavering belief in rebuilding dreams.
This new form of mine is no different, born from the collective Wishpower, from the Nameless who believe that I have truly become a worthy navigator.
A believing heart is your magic, for without it, how can we ever begin our journey?
IP Address: Graphia Academy
From an anonymous student
Gemibo:
Hello Himekat, here is a question forwarded from an anonymous student:
Finding out that Dean Ryusuke is actually Lord Ravager Asat Pramad blew our minds (I just hope this does not ruin my future resume... Wait, will I even have a career left to worry about?). But to learn that Asat Pramad used to be the navigator of the Astral Express? We desperately want to know how the current navigator feels about this "former navigator." Could Himekat share her thoughts on this "father"?
Himekat:
...That is a brutal question to answer.
The cruelest thing Asat Pramad ever did to me was stealing the identity of "Father" in my life... Yet through a bizarre twist of fate, it was the very stories he told that planted the dream of reaching the stars within my young heart.
When that warm mask was finally ripped away, what was I supposed to feel? Relief, sorrow, or just a heavy sigh? I despise his hypocrisy, but I also pity a life completely paralyzed by endless "possibilities."
If you spend your entire life chasing every potential path, you will never actually arrive at reality.
As for his time serving as the navigator "Isee" of the Astral Express, speaking objectively, his merits outweigh his faults, seven to three. I suppose that is about as objective as I can get.
IP Address: Inside a corrugated cardboard box drifting along Dovebrook
From an anonymous cartoonist
Gemibo:Hello Himekat, here is a question forwarded from an anonymous cartoonist:
As a cartoonist who draws inspiration from the crew's journey, the idea of everyone keeping this journey going means everything to me. Himekat, when you fought with all your might to resist Asat Pramad's strike, had you already braced yourself for the ultimate sacrifice? Did you ever foresee that Little Raccoon would unleash the power of the Stellaron just to bring you back?
Himekat:
At that moment, nothing else crossed my mind. All I knew was that as the navigator, it was my duty to protect the juniors of the Express.
To keep moving forward together is the shared wish of the entire crew, and we are all willing to give everything for it. But on a personal note, I will never wish for (Trailblazer) to pay a price to "Fate" just to bring back a companion who departed early... especially me.
Then again, that child has always possessed a mind of (his/
My own wish is much more practical: I hope that all of us can fully enjoy this interstellar journey for as long as we have the privilege of each other's company.
IP Address: Astral Express
From an anonymous March Bunny
Gemibo:Hello Himekat, here is a question forwarded from an anonymous March Bunny:
The big question is, why is Himekat's coffee always so... uh, uniquely flavored? How come, in her brand new form, the coffee she makes is still just as lethal?
Himekat:
Alright, March, I simply hope to bring a touch more creativity to the flavor of my coffee.
If I must trace this back to the very beginning, during my childhood at the sanatorium, I secretly drank paint a few times just to pass the boring hours. That way, I could use the excuse of being "sick" to openly trouble others, whether it was my classmates, father, the nurses at the facility, or Motoko, just to hear them tell me a few more stories.
It really has been a very long time since those days...
Do not overthink it, my sense of taste was not broken after that.
It truly was not.
I simply discovered that my tolerance for what I consume became a tiny bit higher, that is all.
If anything, those paints meant for artistic creation sparked my inspiration for crafting coffee.
IP Address: ???
From ???
Gemibo:Gemibo could not find out who submitted this question. The only thing Gemibo can do is present it to you:
Himeko, are you happy with your life right now?
Gemibo analyzed this for the user: There is a 99.99% probability that this is a question left behind by Asat Pramad. The remaining 0.01% chance points toward your childhood friend, Motoko.
After an imagenae dissipates, they crumble into wispae, which means wispae are the ultimate crystallization of wishes... Perhaps a tiny wispae bearing Motoko's heartfelt words from back then managed to transcend time and space just to reach you.
But the likelihood of that is, indeed, only 0.01%.
Himekat:
No matter who submitted this question, the answer is simply this: "I am truly happy."
If it was Asat Pramad, I would proudly tell him that you never destroyed the Himeko who flew into the cosmos with her dreams.
If it was Motoko, I would tell her with a smile: Thank you for coming into my life, and thank you for that starry sky we painted together.
In the past, in the present, and for all the days to come, Himeko will remain unchanged, continuing to move forward with the very same resolve she held when her journey first began.
Conclusion
Himekat, Woof Woof Dan, Mr. Yang, March Bunny, and Boss...
Gemibo hopes your journey will remain full of joy forever!
User Comments
Raccoons Bots: Got a little teary-eyed reading this... The Express Crew has to stay all together, no matter what.
- File:Furbobo Web Portal User Say~Cheese~.png Say~Cheese~: Stay all together!
Cheery Ms. Dollie: Stay all together!
Is New Fluffy Out Yet: Stay all together!
Cosmic Traveler: Stay all together!
Cloud-Piercing Spear: All together.
Furbobocom_Official: Together.
Geometry4Lyfe: —ther.- File:Furbobo Web Portal User Say~Cheese~.png Say~Cheese~: Who messed up the chain!?
GraphiaAcad_Or_Nothing: Dean Ryusuke has really let me down. I'm throwing my full support behind Himekat for the next dean of Graphia Academy.
Name's Seadrake, K: Friendly reminder: The average tenure of Graphia Academy deans throughout history is a mere three years. A dangerous line of work indeed.
Cheery Ms. Dollie: True. It's only been four years, but the dean's signature on my acceptance letter, my diploma, and my job offer are from three different people. C'mon, what in the Graphia is this?
GraphiaAcad_Or_Nothing: Wait... is there any chance all three deans were actually Asat Pramad in disguise?
Name's Seadrake, K: That'd be just terrible. Looks like I just found the reason I never got a raise!
Dreamless Coffee Chug Chug: Desperately seeking Himekat's coffee recipe! None of our baristas can recreate it, and less than 10% of the customers said it was bad, which means we're still way off!
Am I a God: LOL. Just what kind of coffee shop uses terrible tastes as the benchmark for authenticity...
AberrationsWillBeArrested: It's pretty intense already. Tried some yesterday and nearly called in sick today.
Furli: Coffee that qualifies you for sick leave? I'd say that's more like a functional beverage.
Nimble Ploo: Everyone's begging for the recipe, but I'm over here dying to know Himekat's secret to looking younger every day.
Visitors from beyond the cosmos! The Holy Grail War roster fully leaked!
Phew, that might just be the longest intro in the history of Arcadia Alert.
But hey, when you've broken through the boundaries of the universe, who cares if something's a bit long or a bit short? As the saying goes, who needs a good story when you can just be fun to be around? So let's cut to the chase, shall we?
Question Segment
Tohsaka:Hello to all the readers of Furbobo Weekly! My name is Rin Tohsaka, a mage who traverses the various planes of the universe, and a former Master in a certain Holy Grail War.
Archer: I'm her Servant, Archer. And Saber and Lancer over here? They both served her as well. With all of us working together, Rin came out on top in that Holy Grail War.
Saber:That is correct.
Lancer: Ha, something like that. They say if you summon one of the three knight classes, you've practically nailed it in the Holy Grail War. And this girl? She went and formed contracts with all three of us, one after another.
Gilgamesh: ...Pfft, childish.
Archer: Oh, for the record, this Goldy here? Yeah, he was the loser back then.
Gilgamesh: Don't get cocky. You're not even worth my time.
Tohsaka: ...I want in too! Just skip to the part where I become the richest person in the world.
Lancer: Hahahaha! Tough question's all yours, Goldy.
Gilgamesh: ...Obviously, someone missed the point of Golden Rule. Completely.
Gilgamesh: Put it this way. The richest people never waste time thinking about something as dumb as "striking gold." Wealth just comes knocking on their door all by itself.
Archer: Ugh, so half-hearted.
Gilgamesh: If that's too hard for you, forget about being the "richest person in the universe."
Saber: Okay, why does that sound rather evil?
Tohsaka: Hmm... calling it a local specialty might sound a bit weird, but I think the "Star Rail FEST" is super awesome!
Lancer: That little snack called "Sea Monster's Touch" is pretty great. Brings back memories of fishing by the seaside.
Archer: Oh? Want to go another round? When we're done here, stick around. I'll be ready.
Saber: ...Forget it. Does nobody here appreciate mechatrons? "Alloy King Pom-Pom" is genuinely impressive.
Gilgamesh: Hah, petty. If you're gonna grab a souvenir, why not just take the whole Phantasmoon with you?
Tohsaka: Sorry about that. I wasn't really into animated series growing up. But hey, I actually don't mind the feel of Planarcadia. Just never got in the habit of watching TV, that's all.
Saber: Miss Colt, I'm totally looking forward to the Fluffy Across the Blue animation adaptation.
Lancer: If we're talking about what's already out... Desperate Romance of the Fourth Planet is pretty solid. Good romance flicks are way too rare these days.
Archer: I'd recommend The Phantom Thief Benzaiten. The theme is unexpectedly bold.
Gilgamesh: Tasteless bunch. I'd suggest you all check out Mad Thundercoil III: Road of Sky Lightning. Those who wrote the bad reviews on the Aether Network understand nothing of art.
Lancer: ... That two-star dumpster fire? Sounds like you're the one with niche taste, buddy.
Tohsaka: Oh, definitely! Sometimes when I am walking down the street, I see these very old buildings or massive ancient trees, and I cannot help but imagine the countless people who rushed past this very spot, all just trying to live their own lives.
Archer: Haha. When you catch a whiff of home cooking, it's hard not to think that way. Microwaves just don't have the same charm.
Saber: I'm not too hung up on whether something's old or new. If it works, it's good.
Lancer: Exactly! I mean, who camps with firewood nowadays? Natural gas is where it's at.
Gilgamesh: How in the world did we end up talking about cooking? The weight of time is like the ocean, the earth, the color of the sky... You youngsters wouldn't understand.
Tohsaka: Whoa, that's a loaded question right there.}
Archer: I used to feel instant revulsion whenever I saw someone similar to me. Does that count?
Tohsaka: ... When you put it like that, people are gonna think you're a total narcissist.
Archer: Hahahahahahaha.
Lancer: "Loathing"? What a fragile sentiment. I've stood against many friends on the front lines, trading wounds in fights where either of us could have died. Once the dust settles, there's no resentment. It's better that way.
Saber:That is indeed something to be envious of. A king should not be repulsed by anything or forgive anything.
Gilgamesh: That's just you. You don't speak for everyone else. In fact, it's precisely because you people from later eras got the whole concept of "kingship" wrong that the modern idea of a king became something so filthy.
Gilgamesh: A king is the paragon of humanity. Every love, every hatred, and every passion of a king are all expressions of a will worthy of celebration. I have already arranged to publish my own epic in Planarcadia, so you will all be able to read it soon enough.
Archer: See? That's what a real narcissist looks like.
Gilgamesh: I already answered that. Please go ahead, everyone.
Tohsaka: Then let me share a mystery novel! Murder on the Orient Express.
Archer: The General in His Labyrinth.
Saber: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Lancer: Why's it all books? Let me throw a movie rec your way. Casablanca: Black and white, certified classic.
Tohsaka: Ah, okay. Um... May you always be in the money!
Archer: Haha. Well then, I wish you all a hearty appetite every day!
Saber: Here's to everyone becoming the best version of themselves, every single day.
Lancer: May you find a true friend who'll always have your back!
Gilgamesh: Tch, what a charade. As a King, I don't do blessings. Let's skip that part.
Lancer: Seriously? That stingy?
Gilgamesh: Aren't blessings just wishes for things that'll never happen anyway? I never need any blessings.
Gilgamesh: Hey, prophecies are still fair game.
Gilgamesh: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." And that goes especially for you, Miss Reporter.
Conclusion
—— So, dear sharp-minded readers, can you figure out which question I care about the most? Hopefully it's one you care about too! For more insider intel, stay tuned for our follow-up coverage on the Holy Grail War~
User Comments
- File:Furbobo Web Portal User PhantasmoonGames999.png PhantasmoonGames999: Is Blurry_QR_Colt working on a new project? You think it'll be set in the outer cosmos?
- File:Furbobo Web Portal User KingofHeroesTopFan.png KingofHeroesTopFan: Hope the King of Heroes gets to be the protagonist!
- File:Furbobo Web Portal User LonglivetheKingofKnights.png LonglivetheKingofKnights: More like the villain, if anything.
- File:Furbobo Web Portal User NetizenPassingBy.png NetizenPassingBy: C'mon, no love for the adorable Miss Tohsaka? Anyone?
Raccoons Bots: Objection! Why isn't the Baseball Raccoon joining the interview?
AutonomousDebater: What does Baseball Raccoon have to do with the Holy Grail War?
Raccoons Bots: What? You seriously didn't know that Baseball Raccoon is the real winner of this Holy Grail War?- File:Furbobo Web Portal User Say~Cheese~.png Say~Cheese~: ...I don't even know where to start with that one.
AutonomousDebater: What's so great about the outer cosmos anyway? Who wants to go somewhere The Laughter isn't?
OutofMoves: I see... A great disaster is coming to Planarcadia!
Dovebrook Wind: How did you even get there? Mountain out of a molehill.
OutofMoves: Didn't you see they've already interviewed a Lord Ravager!?
Dovebrook Wind: Yeah, I saw it. Good luck to anyone who buys into that.
OutofMoves: Believe it or not, I'm already sold.
AutonomousDebater: ...You know what? Maybe I should just give you both my account?
Trivia
- March 7th's line in Exclusive Premiere: Frontline Intel Livestream "Our raccoon here has got the strength" (Chinese: 咱们这浣熊有力气) is a reference to the quote 这酒有力气 "This alcohol has got the strength" by Wu Song (Chinese: 武松) in Episode 15 of the 1998 Water Margin TV series, part of his famous story of slaying a tiger while drunk. 这XX有力气 "This XX has got the strength" became a meme on the Chinese internet as a phrase for compliments.

