Smirnov
Last updated 2026-08-27
Smirnov (Russian: Смирнов Smirnov) is an open-world NPC located in Podvorye Restaurant, Snezhnograd, Everfrozen Earth, Snezhnaya.
Location
Smirnov's location
Additional context
Profile
(To be added)
Appearance
(To be added)
Idle Quotes
Have a Fire-Water!
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Dialogue
- Smirnov: Greetings, esteemed guest. I, Smirnov, will be your bartender today. Would you like anything?
Any that you'd recommend?
- Smirnov: Milk, or Sunsettias, or even Rimecurrant jam... Hmm? Ah. I mean, these pair perfectly with Fire-Water.
- Smirnov: As for our recommendation, that's what it'd be. Fire-Water. Shipped from a distillery in Novokitezh, genuine as genuine can be.
- Can animal claws be used to make drinks?
- Smirnov: Guests ask me this question often... And I say, "Of course." My fingers are not as slender as a human's, but I assure you, they're more agile than you imagine.
- Smirnov: Besides, we have paws, all the better to rest the wine bottle on... as steady as a baby is held in a mother's embrace.
- No, I'm good for now.
- Smirnov: Of course, dear guest. Do approach me if you fancy having some drinks.
Trivia
Etymology
- Smirnov (Russian: Смирнов) is likely named after the vodka brand Smirnoff, which in turn is named after its founder Pyotr Arsenievich Smirnov.
Other Languages
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Smirnov |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 斯米尔诺夫 Sīmǐ'ěrnuòfū |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 斯米爾諾夫 Sīmǐ'ěrnuòfū |
| Japanese | スミルノフ Sumirunofu |
| Korean | 스미르노프 Seumireunopeu |
| Spanish | Smirnov |
| French | Smirnov |
| Russian | Смирнов Smirnov |
| Thai | Smirnov |
| Vietnamese | Smirnov |
| German | Smirnov |
| Indonesian | Smirnov |
| Portuguese | Smirnov |
| Turkish | Smirnov |
| Italian | Smirnov |
Change History
Released in Version 7.0