Messages/1111111111
Last updated 2025-05-06
Mission-Specific
We've got a problem...
Report the situation about the bomb.
We've got a problem, friends
There's an imaginary neutron bomb on this ship
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What's happening?
Keep reporting about the bomb.
It's all thanks to that Masked Fool
Miss Sparkle will explain the situation personally!

How did you get into the group?
??? I didn't add you to the group
That's Miss Sparkle for you. She doesn't need an invite
Explain.
Fine, spill it then
You're good at reading the room. I like that!
Turning yourself in, huh?
How dare you show yourself in this group???
Time for us to teach you a lesson!
Sure! Then come through the internet and try to catch me
All right, down to business!
Is everyone flabbergasted yet? Weren't Miss Sparkle's buttons all confiscated already? Why is the bomb timer still active?
Actually, all credit goes to our brave Hounds! Thanks to their meticulous efforts in gathering the buttons, Miss Sparkle was able to press all of them one by one~
Miss Sparkle's certainly worked her finger to the bone... Pressing through a whopping 100,000 buttons, she spent a whole 48 system hours on it!

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What the fridge is wrong with you???
Do not be crass, my silver cowboy!
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That sure is hard work...
All the other things you could've done with this level of patience...
Your appreciation is received! Of course, it was still down to Miss Sparkle's luck
I don't know why, but there were a total of 16,537 esteemed Dreamchasers who volunteered to help Mistress Sparkle bear her burden... Girls who like to smile are always the ones with decent luck~
Anyway, the bomb Miss Sparkle placed on the cruise ship is hidden among 999 dolls
You bright-eyed people will surely find where the real bomb is hidden. Good luck!
How many???
Don't panic. We'll deal with this together
Everyone, please don't make any commotion to cause unnecessary panic
I will arrange for The Family members to prep for evac. But we'll still have to rely on you all to find and defuse the bomb
The Oak Family has always relied on the strength of Order to guarantee everyone that "death never occurs in dreams"
But the blessings of Order are now lost... Its consequences may be unimaginably detrimental
I agree. If anyone finds anything, please update the group promptly.
The Beauty is duty-bound!
The IPC will lend our aid too. Don't worry, everyone
Wanna bet who will survive this?
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Let's gooooooo!
There's progress with...
(During Trailblaze Mission A Thousand Bells at Dawn, after finding the first doll)
There's progress with the bomb situation
I've got good news and bad news
Which one would you like first?
Good news.
Bad news.
The Masked Fools really know how to pull a stunt...
Don't worry. Process of elimination is also a problem-solving tactic
The evacuation of The Family is underway here. The Bloodhounds are hot on the investigative trail
Keep it up, everyone!
Dadgum Wubbaboo!
(During Trailblaze Mission A Thousand Bells at Dawn, after finding the second doll)
Dadgum Wubbaboo! I give up
What's wrong, silver cowboy?
Haha
Haha
And that's after I got help from the Hounds and that man with plaster head
Who knows when we'd find them all if we looked for them ourselves
That's a shame... Knowing that Fool's habits, I'm afraid we're going to have to keep filtering through the wrong answers.
Don't fret. The Beauty will guide us!
My friends, I bring...
(During Trailblaze Mission A Thousand Bells at Dawn, after finding the third doll)
My friends, I bring saddening news
Tell us about it
This trial of Beauty is especially dangerous
I've found 145 adorable dolls, but thought they were the Fools' bombs
Is this really not a trial of Elation or something...?
No matter what, please be patient, everyone
I have a feeling that as long as our virtuous patience can persuade Idrila with sincere conviction, even the most difficult of problems will be resolved
Mr. Argenti is right. Everyone, don't let your guard down
The IPC's Special...
(During Trailblaze Mission A Thousand Bells at Dawn, after finding the fourth doll)
The IPC's Special Investigations Team is wrapping up here
We found a total of 329 dolls, but no bomb
Thought I'd drop this update with you guys
Even you guys can't do anything about it?
Holy forkin' shirtballs, this is going to be a killer
Don't give up! We're so close to 999
The Express Crew is also about to be done!
Keep up the good work, everyone. I'll be taking over the evac team now
Good luck, everyone
Good news!
(During Trailblaze Mission A Thousand Bells at Dawn, after finding the fifth doll)
Good news!
We've found the remaining 172 dolls here
But
They're also just dolls
What's going on? That girly pulling a fast one on us?
Why're you here again?
??? I didn't add you to the group
That's Miss Sparkle for you. She doesn't need an invite
I knew it...
I knew this matter wouldn't be so simple...
You've grown some brain cells, Gray Hair! Miss Sparkle is pleased
All right, enough jokes! Miss Sparkle says this message is super important, so listen up
There are actually 1000 dolls on the Radiant Feldspar — to reward everyone's efforts, Miss Sparkle has decided to be magnanimous: She will give the coordinates of the final doll with the bomb to everyone!
The time I've allotted to everyone far exceeds ten minutes, but let's all try to hurry up, eh? Something major's going down if you're slowpokes!
@Robin I'm sure you don't want everyone to know that "The Family's protection over Penacony has been rendered useless," do you...
Hurry up and move out, world-saving heroes!

Everyone, don't be misdirected by her appalling prank
We'll gather at the coordinates
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