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President, it's time...
President, it's time for our daily afternoon tea...
Got a new request...
There's a new request about investigating the Please Be Happy production team from fifteen years ago
Someone catch me up I'll just die from the curiosity alone
Oof, my back is killing me...
President, our schedule's booked solid through next month! I swear I'm not slacking off, there's literally no wiggle room! The manuscripts on my desk are piled up like a mountain. Even if I could split myself into eight furbos, I still couldn't get through all this work!
Voice message converted to text
Who's even free? I have no idea @Joolyon @Joolyon @Joolyon @Joolyon
...
This quarter's evaluation...
No one's picking up? If I remember correctly, the quarterly evaluation is coming up soon, right?
President! I, The Thousand-Faced Joolyon, will take this job!
Please, I'm begging you, don't retrench me!
Great Raccoon! Where are you?
(During Trailblaze Mission Regarding the Pain of Others in the chapter To Roll the Stars in Astropolis)
Great Raccoon! Where are you?
Astropolis is so huge. I've got a whole bunch of furbos with me, and we're totally lost!
Great Raccoon, where are you? Where do we meet up with you?
Head to the spot Madam Jade prepared for us
Head to the new office at Lodestar Tower
Easy now. Madam Jade has set up a new office for us over at Lodestar Tower.
[Lodestar Tower Office Coordinates]You guys go get settled in first. See you at Lodestar Tower in a bit.
Roger that! On our way!
@Everyone The president is treating us all to coffee!
@Everyone The president is treating us all to coffee!
We've got Iced Chili Pepper Mocha, Octopus Eye Poppin' Boba, Vinegar Kelp Cold Brew, and more! All furbos hopping aboard, type OK in chat!
OKKKK
OKKK
Furli, what do you mean?
File:Sticker.pngSo that's basically the gist of it! I bet a lot of you furbs out there can't believe what you're hearing, and honestly? Even I don't really know what it all means... but hey, that's just how it is! Pretty wild, right? Hope that clears things up for everyone...
Furli had dozed off from exhaustion, but the Great Raccoon triggered its auto-writing keyword
Who picked out this coffee? It doesn't exactly seem drinkable...
Personally selected by yours truly, Furbulitzer! One sip gets you going, two sips spark inspiration, three sips and you'll write like a god!
I'll help to type "OK" for the president! C'mon, let's try it together!
OKKKKK
The president says
The president says we all need to take a workplace aptitude test...
You're a working furbo with four cups of coffee, but five managers showed up. What do you do?
Our office is way too cramped to fit five managers in here!
Beep-boop! Don't mind the details. Everyone, share your own methods!
I wouldn't do anything. It's the coffee's fault, not mine.
Let's put one cup between every two people. At least it'll look like we're splitting things evenly.
Oh, so this is an orchard-planting problem, huh?
Oh, so this is an orchard-planting problem, huh?
Pass the conundrum up the chain...
Cleverly leave that conundrum for the higher-ups to deal with
Pour all the coffee into a teapot, grab 5 cups, and tell them the coffee and water are self-serve~
The expert's here!
A professional right-hand to the boss has arrived
Noted
Paraprince really has some skills
Honest confession time: one of those 5 managers told me to only get 4 cups
Oh, conspiracy theories now?
So YOU'RE the punk stirring up office drama, huh?
How are you honest in any way?
The first two words "honest confession" aren't even honest
Taking responsibility: I was late. (Down 4 drinks as punishment.)
Is that really what you're admitting to?
That's the only thing you're willing to admit you were wrong about?
The boss is out of drinks
You guys drank to your heart's content, but the boss got left high and dry
Hmm, then I'll split these 4 cups with my coworkers. (The boss is footing the bill.)
There's not even enough to go around for you guys
There're so many of us, splitting the bill's gonna get messy.
Well, we're robbing the rich to feed the poor now!
Who knew you could run into robbers without even leaving the office?
Just wanted to see everyone's reaction. I ordered coffee for all of you, help yourselves!
OKKK
Thanks, boss!
Thanks, boss!
Thanks, boss! (bows deeply)
Thanks, boss!
@everyone Hey, we've noticed
@everyone Hey, we've noticed some furbs have been showing up late recently. What's going on?
Everyone, share your reasons
The clock-in machine's acting up. It takes awhile to recognize me, The Thousand-Faced Joolyon~
I reached at 8:75, so how's that late~?
Not me, I wasn't late (Sorry, I was the one who was late.)
Nobody takes attendance seriously around here, huh?
Even I showed up on time, and I'm the boss
Exactly! Everyone's so oblivious!
Time to upgrade my clock-in machine?
A clock-in machine that can't recognize employees? Time for an upgrade!
Ah, please don't. Just let it stay unclear
Why's there a furbo that hasn't replied yet?
@Paraprince @Paraprince @Paraprince You there?
Auto-reply: Currently focused on writing. Phone's off during work hours. Do not disturb.
Ugh, that Paraprince is way too cunning!
@everyone Just found a whole box of snacks
@everyone Just found a whole box of snacks while cleaning up. Whose are these?
Not mine
Not mine
Not mine (Read as: Definitely not mine.)
Snacks?
Could this be from a sponsor? I was checking our business partnership mailbox the other day and found a mail
A snack brand wanted to sponsor Furbobo Weekly and said they sent us a whole bunch of samples to try. So that's where they ended up!
We've got enough sponsors already
We've already got sponsorships from Fulwish TV, Pearluxe Corp, and the Research Society of Happy Smiles
But we really don't have any ad spots for snacks yet!
What kind of snacks are they?
Got any snacks? Lemme try some!
Let's see... we've got crispy octopus tentacles, wind-dried meatballs, exploding sour popcorn candy, fresh-squeezed ginger juice...
Anyone want a taste? Line up right here!
I'm otw
*Nom nom nom* (Delicious.)
Oh no! Stop eating
What happened?
I double-checked, that package was sent a whole year ago! They've long expired!
Furbulitzer invited (Trailblazer) to the group chat
File:Icon System.png Furbulitzer invited (Trailblazer) to the group chat "AAA Furbobo Weekly Wholesale Requests"
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Hey hey, a new furbo is here?
New furbs gotta drop a selfie
Should I drop a pic?
File:Icon System.png Furbulitzer has transferred group ownership to (Trailblazer)
@everyone The new president's here!
A huge welcome to our president! With the red-hot superstar Baseball Raccoon as our president, Furbobo Weekly is finally gonna make it big!
Oh no, I'm so sorry, it's the president
All hail the president!
All hail the president!
@Furblix Where's your greeting?
Furblix kept spamming earlier, so I muted them!
File:Icon System.png Furbulitzer has unmuted group member Furblix
Can't believe I didn't recognize the president. These furb eyes of mine must be going blind! As punishment, I'll post a selfie
File:Image.pngOooh! I'm sending over a glam pic too~
File:Image.pngGreat Raccoon, why don't you share a photo too, so everyone can get to know you better?
Leave a mature, professional impression
None
Wow, the classic formal photo of a successful person!
You've totally got the look of someone who could lead Furbobo Weekly to become Media Outlet of the Year!
Leave a quirky and playful impression
None
Wow, the president looks so mysterious and unpredictable. (He/
Nya-ha! I nearly laughed myself to death. Our esteemed president truly understands Elation!
Leave a mysterious, enigmatic impression
None
It looks amazing!
Love the president's microexpressions ♡
That face could totally debut at Pearluxe Entertainment!
Huh? This little furb didn't see anything at all!
Oh wait am I late I just saw this Is this the new boss Are we finally getting a new boss I knew it Furbobocom without someone calling the shots we were going nowhere Having a leader now is absolutely fantastic
Boss How's your day been? Everything going smoothly? Did you have breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? Midnight snack? Coffee? If there's anything you need help with Just let me know anytime Furblix is always here to help you out
File:Image.pngFile:Image.pngFile:Icon System.png Furblix sent 99+ images in a row, the system has automatically collapsed them
File:Icon System.png Furbulitzer has muted group member Furblix
Sorry, Great Raccoon! I muted them again, they were just spamming way too much!
@everyone Welcome our new members
@everyone Welcome our new members @Bruce Furlee & Tiger Furlee @Bruce Furlee & Tiger Furlee
All hands on deck! Everyone, welcoming time!
Why are you pinging @New Furbo twice?
That new furbo has such a unique name
Hello everyone, I'm Bruce Furlee. (I'm Tiger Furlee.)
We share an account. (It's all us.)
Work hard and hit those monthly targets!
New furbs are here! Time to rally the troops and break those sales records again!
Live in harmony, be one big happy furbo family.
When new furbs join us, everyone needs to make them feel that Furbobo Weekly is one big, warm family.
Message received from the president, loud and clear!
Got it
Got it
Taken care of
What does this mean?
Oh oh, so the residential area's been tidied up too~
Furbulitzer invited Furbricato to the group chat
File:Icon System.png Furbulitzer invited Furbricato to the group chat "AAA Furbobo Weekly Wholesale Requests"
Welcome to the group!
Welcome. (Welcome.)
Hey everyone, let's welcome Furbricato to Furbobo Weekly!
OMG another furb in the chat Furbricato is such a cool name "Fur" of course is the mark of all Furbos under the Phantasmoon while "furbricato" also echoes fabricate meaning to build to craft so you must be a legendary colleague who knows all the myths and is gonna carry this whole team I'm so hyped the furb-population is booming
File:Icon System.png 10 minutes later...
Furblix, chill. You're gonna scare the new guy away.
Don't leave. (Come back.)
The new furbo is kinda quiet. Maybe he's an "I-furb"?
Personality test time!
Maybe we should have everyone take a sixteen-type furbsonality test so we can get to know each other better.
Probably not an "I" type.
Actually, looking at Furbricato... I don't think "I-furb" is the right word...
Well, he's a ghost furbo. Think of him as the "hidden" staff of Furbobo Weekly.
Since he's a "ghost" member, he probably prefers lurking in the chat anyway!
Ooh, if that's how it works...
Can I go "ghosting" too the next time someone posts a work assignment?
And who exactly are you expecting to do the heavy lifting?
SOS! The chat is getting nuked by spam!
SOS! The chat is getting nuked by spam!
[Dovebrook District: 100 people near you are looking for work! Hire faster at the Recruitment Carnival! Click to join #RecruitmentCarnival. Reply T to unsubscribe.]
T
T
[Dovebrook District: 117 job seekers nearby! Your competitors are pulling ahead! Hire faster at the Recruitment Carnival! Click to join #RecruitmentCarnival. Reply T to unsubscribe.]
T
What the furb? The "unsubscribe" thing isn't working!
17 more people in just ten seconds. (We are losing our edge.)
Wait, when did this account with the blank avatar join? I don't recognize it.
Beats me. I thought it was just us in here.
I've been reincarnated! Back to the day of my first trip to Lookout Cloud! The Bullet Wyrm 3-Day Unlimited Pass is back! Click the #link for unlimited rides! Reply T to unsubscribe.
Great. Looks like replying with "T" not only won't unsubscribe me, but I'll get flagged as an active user! Boss, what should I do?
Contact Thundercoil Tower Telecom Services
Don't worry. The Thundercoil Tower controls all network signals in Planarcadia. I'll file a report there first.
Call the Department of Aberration Defense to handle
Don't panic. It could be some kind of account aberration, like ghost in the machine. I'm calling the Department of Aberration Defense to ask.
Guess we'll just have to wait and see
It's furbo!
It's furbo!
It's furbo!
That's me...
Furbricato? Is that spam account yours?
Oops, my bad~ I've been a "ghost employee" at Furbobo Weekly for so long~ My account was left untouched for ages and got hacked by some spammy advertiser~
Don't worry, everyone~ I'll do my best to be an "active" employee from now on~
Ahh~ Not like, spam-posting-everywhere kind of active~
"Darn it! I almost forgot to notify you: Ploo Industries Shopping Festival with discounts up to 20% off, and the first 100 customers get even more off! Where are the ethical boundaries? What's the greater purpose? And where's the link? #ShoppingFestivalLink"
???
Drop the act, Furli
Furli only changed the avatar but forgot to update the bio. (The bio gives it all away.)
Unsubscribe
Furbulitzer invited Gemibo to the group chat
File:Icon System.png Furbulitzer invited Gemibo to the group chat "AAA Furbobo Weekly Wholesale Requests"
Same as always, furbos! We've got a new member joining us: @Gemibo
@everyone Welcome~
File:Sticker.png(Alright, the user wants me to generate some welcoming greeting messages)
Here are a few different styles of greetings for you to choose from:
Emotional and Expressive Type: "Finally waiting for you♫; Good thing I didn't give up♫"
Generous and Enthusiastic Type: "Hey, hey, hey! Come on in, take a seat! Help yourself to food and drinks. Don't be shy!"
Cartoon-style with brackets: "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome! (Slide over and spread the flowers) (Run to and fro with joy)"
o_o ...
o_o ...
o_o ...
Stunned
Should I stay in formation?
o_o ...
With Gemibo around, there's never a dull moment.
You're the best, Gemibo! Always so supportive!
o_o ...
(Hmm... Judging by your expression, I get the feeling you might think these stickers are a bit too "serious" or "try-hard"?)
Alright, let's go with something short and casual, the kind of thing you'd just say off the cuff to a friend:
Laid-back Type: "Yo, look who decided to show up."
Aloof Minimalist: "Hi."
Natural & Seamless Type: "Glad you could make it! Go ahead and get yourself acquainted first~"
You took the words right out of our mouths. (What are we supposed to say?)
Welcoming myself~~ It feels more alive than me~~ Gemibo~~
Where did Furblix go?
How come Furblix hasn't popped up? Still muted?
@Furblix You're not muted?
(Alright, looks like the user wants me to generate some welcome messages with @Furblix's signature flair)
Deep thinking in progress...
Furblix Type: "Oh hey if it isn't Gemibo all settled into your new desk found the restrooms and takeout lockers yet set up your login password got your furbo facial recognition registered in the clock-in system so excited we're gonna be furbobo buddies causing all kinds of trouble together from now on"
"Why's everyone so quiet come on applause flowers our new colleague's here don't let things get awkward Gemibo you showing up is the biggest deal got an interrogation come to me don't shoulder it all yourself this time we're gonna make everything crystal clear happy lively safe and sound comfy-cozy yeah"
File:Icon System.png Gemibo sent 99+ messages in a row. The system has automatically collapsed them for you.
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Sorry everyone I just realized I've been bothering you all this whole time
I'm muting myself now
But I love it!
It's a bit long, but I really like it.
No need to mute yourself!
Just don't feel so guilty that you shut yourself away, okay?
Thank you president what I'm about to say is short but it's going to blow your mind so listen up
Go ahead
Go ahead.
Gemibo just overloaded its processing power trying to imitate me and it cost the magazine another 1000 Wishbaes
Thunderstruck
Thunderstruck Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
My money
My money Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Homework time!
Homework time! A recap of our team building day trip to Fulwish TV
@everyone Just drop it straight in the group chat, furbos
Memoirs of a Great Boss
Let me give you the quick rundown:
After that trip to Fulwish TV, I realized (Trailblazer) really is a great leader
(He/
(He/
I've come to understand what true happiness really is: working side by side with (Trailblazer)
I hope that one day, (Trailblazer) will see that the lights in the Furbobo Weekly building are always on behind (him/
You really are my right-hand man
You really are my right-hand man, Paraprince.
Of course, boop!
Almost forgot you used to write hit pieces
That was so good, I almost forgot you've written hit pieces before
Please continue to forget about this
Well, I won't paste the whole thing for you.
A Day Trip to Fulwish TV.txt, Sent
Can't open it
Can't open it
Oh yeah? Really?
Just head to Settings, Software, Furbobocom, System Update, restart your phone, and there you go!
Did Furli not write anything?
Furli, rewrite it. I'll be keeping a close eye on you next time.
Alrighty then.
We wrote it (but messed up the word in the beginning)
Meant to write "It was a happy journey," but ended up with "It was a hard..." (Now what?)
Paraprince, let me put you to the test.
Paraprince, how would you fix this mess?
Beep-beep! Just one quick tweak to turn "hard" into "hardcore!"
This was a hardcore corporate culture training session. It was about sharpening our instincts and crushing the competition to snatch their market share... And so on and so forth for another 140 words.
Paraprince is the GOAT! (Take notes, everyone. The grind never stops.)
Joolyon, let me put you to the test.
Joolyon, how would you handle this?
This was a hard... Watch me, the Thousand Faced Joolyon, work some magic! Hard, hart, harm, ham, hap... Happy! There, all happy now!
Yeah, happy magic indeed. (Gotta hand it to Joolyon, that move was hard!)
Furli, let me put you to the test.
Furli, how would you handle this?
It was a hard... hard... I am so sorry, President! I messed up the draft, just fire me already! I just want to slack off really, really hard and chill forever~
No, no, no, I say no~ (I'm gonna give my all for Furbobo Weekly!)
Oh, so smooth! My new piece is all finished now~
That fast?
Send it over
Article 1: Inside the Building That "Talks"
Article 2: Watching News Come to Life Above Seafeld City
Article 3: Multiplatform Distribution and Multichannel Collaboration: My Take on New Media
Furli actually pulled it off!
Emergency! Great Raccoon, our shared account is bleeding money for some reason!
(User Furli, please hold on. Article 4 is currently generating...)
Beep beep! Insufficient Wishbae! Deep writing mode deactivated.
So Gemibo was the ghostwriter all along! (Furli, you are unbelievable.)
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