Messages/Gilgamesh
Last updated 2026-07-27
Daily
My treasures
My treasures
I have decided: This day shall be known as the destruction of Planarcadia!
If you wish to follow me back to Uruk, then report to Duomension City Plaza at once!
My vessel, Vimana, remains for a mere five minutes. No later than that!
Don't be absurd.
??? Did you even ask me
Of course not! This is the consultation!
What happened?
??? What do you want
It's all exclamation points.
??? Too many exclamation points, my eyes hurt
Naturally! A king's voice should ring out like a great bronze bell!
I shall deign to let you understand the source of my fury: My Gil Gourmet Street has been open for an age, and yet it remains utterly deserted!
Gold-leaf ice cream! Gold-leaf tuna salad! Gold-leaf Vonwacq serpent steak! Even whole-roasted Doomsday Beast covered in gold leaf!
These are premium selections hand-picked by my own superlative taste. And yet, the local mongrels dare to turn up their noses at them...
Enough! I shall not wait another five minutes. I hand down my judgment now!
They have no taste
Your Majesty, please cool your temper. They simply have no taste
Hmph, it is inconceivable that in this land, you are the only one with the sense to show me proper respect
They don't look edible
Gold-leaf ice cream is one thing, but what in the world are those other items, if I may ask
Are even you so lacking in discernment? This cosmos truly is beyond salvation
Heh... At this stage, even personally razing this land feels like a redundant effort.
I shall deign to forgive these mongrels. It is only natural that those who consume nothing but husks and chaff every day would be incapable of appreciating my tastes
Withdraw, my treasures! I shall return to the development of Gold-Leaf SoulGlad
Within three days, this arcadia shall willingly bow its head in submission!
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