Messages/Sparxie
Last updated 2026-08-26
Mission-Specific
Hey, you busy...
(During Adventure Mission Millennium Killer)
Hey, you busy? I wanna ask you something.
Are you busy? I need some help
Hold on, don't move an inch. Be there in a jiffy
I haven't even said what I need!
I haven't even said what I need! Are you that proactive?
To make it to the top in such a brutal industry, you have to rely on proactivity, hehe
Are you looking to take revenge?
Why so eager to meet the moment we text? Are you looking to take revenge?
Just who do you think I am? I'm here to help, of course
My fans have seen it all. They said you were poking your nose around at the crime scene in the Department of Aberration Defense. Getting into other people's business again, huh?
The "Millennium Killer" case, right? I'm pretty interested in that guy too
Let's discuss the details when we meet, I'll be there in a sec
We'll wait for you.
Alright, we'll wait for you
Gray Hair
(During Trailblaze Mission The Generative Grammar of Liquid Modernity in the chapter So Laughed the Masses)
Gray Hair
Be very careful
You're finally here
You're finally here
Almost forgot about you
Almost forgot about you
Any good news?
Fulwish's power is called "Happiness Syntax"
Sounds fancy, but all it does is manipulate people by stirring up and amplifying their inner desires
The bad news is, this trick works best in Planarcadia.
Too late
Word about her abilities is already spreading far and wide
You've said the bad news, so what's the good news?
Any good news?
You've said the bad news, so what's the good news?
Sparxicle just fought her way out of the tavern! Going back live soon!
Good luck with that then. Later!
Doomsday Special
(During Trailblaze Mission Why Hasn't Everything Already Disappeared? in the chapter To Roll the Stars in Astropolis)

[Doomsday Special: Limited-Time Revelry!] Tired of the rubble and the crying? Temporary shelter access (Party Edition) at the "World's End" Tavern is now available! The doomsday fireworks show is about to start, care to grab a drink? Show this code at the door to enjoy chaotic order, bottomless drinks (might be watered down), and a microscopic boost to your survival odds! Special Guests: You and every other unlucky sap in the universe! Spots are limited, so first come, first crazed! Party Organizers: Sparxie, Sampo
Your ultra-exclusive invitation has arrived! Catch!
Is now really the time?
...Do I have to come too?
Is now really the time for this...?
What are you scheming this time?
I swear I'm innocent!
I saw you Nameless and the IPC running around like headless chickens, looking all grim and miserable about saving the world
So Sampo and I wanted to chip in and help
How could the people's idol, Sparxicle, ever abandon her adoring fans?
The closer we get to the end of the world, the more positive we have to be!
Watch closely, Gray Hair, and let Sparxicle show you what highly efficient evacuation looks like!
Daily
Your subscribed channel...
Your subscribed channel, "Sparxicle Dance Party" is now live, and the live showdown guest for this round is... Thunder Mechatron!
No signal? Don't worry! I'll start a L•I•V•E T•E•X•T broadcast for you~
Who are you?
Who are you? Who subscribed to you from my account?
Is Sparkle back?
(I thought her account had been banned)
Ta-da! Sparxie has brought the dance floor to a fever pitch, showing everyone what...
The cuteness of arcadia-master level is like!
On the other end!
The mechatron whips out a handkerchief, spinning it at light speed!
The horn blares, and it's that electro-folk song that once could be heard at every corner in Planarcadia!
♪ A loving, sweet family ♪
♪ A happy, joyful family ♪
♪ Never gonna let you down ♪
♪ Never gonna give you up ♪
♪ This is a night to remember~ Arcadia's delight~ ♪
And Sparxie... She chooses to join!
With a burst of fireworks, hundreds of Sparkly Rabbits and Fire Shrooms flood into the livestream room
Humans, rabbits, mushrooms, and mechatrons twirling handkerchiefs in perfect sync. What a cross-species dance miracle in the making!
Everyone's loving and caring for each other! That's just how we roll at Sparxie's ( ✿>◡•)~
Last 10 seconds! This is the crucial battle for Sparxie to reclaim the top spot on the streamer rankings. Sparxheads, don't hold back your votes.
Go Sparxie!
I'm rooting for Sparxie!
Popularity +10001! Thanks for supporting Sparxie~ ♥
Go Thunder Mechatron!
The enemy of my enemy is my friend! I'm rooting for Thunder Mechatron!
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Alright, that's a wrap for today's stream! Congrats to Sparxie for reclaiming the top spot on the Entertainment Popularity Charts!
Hey sweetie...
(After completing Trailblaze Mission The Indifference of Those Who Yet Live in the chapter Welcome to Arcadia)
Hey sweetie, which type of collaboration suits you best? Let me break it down for you
All the resources we provide are top-notch in the industry~
Hey sweetie, you busy? Let me treat you to some bubble tea. What would you like?
What kind of collaboration?
What collaboration? I don't come cheap
Go find my boss
Go find my boss, Pom-Pom
Get your boss over here
Get your boss over here. I'm a VVVIP customer
Leave it to me~ I was specifically told that I'll personally receive Gray Hair
Let's get down to business. I've got a brilliant idea
You've got great connections! Let's team up with your friends and do an all-star lineup livestream! How about it?
Let's just call it Sparxicle and Friends
Whose friends?
Whose connections? Whose friends? Yours or mine?
Your friends are my friends. Our friends~
What's in it for me?
What's in it for me if I work with you?
We'll share the naming rights, so the full title will be Sparxicle, Gray Hair, and Friends
I've got connections in Planarcadia
I've got connections in Planarcadia, all big shots
I can even have small talks with Xianzhou Generals and a former representative of The Family in Penacony
Chicken Wing Boy is already a familiar face to our online audience, so we could consider him~
But I prefer the headline "Monster Rookie Group: the Yao-Spark Hands!" Yep! I'll leave you to convince General Yao Guang!
Recommend a black hole of a game
I have a black hole of a game to recommend. It'll make for great content on the show
Aeon IX, The Nihility
Yeah, it's a black hole alright... but notoriously terrible at controlling THEIR facial expressions
If you can really get THEM to come, I might consider it~
I don't have any connections
I don't have any connections. Why don't you call Goldxie, Twigxie, Aquaxie, and Terraxie yourself
Gray Hair, I didn't know...
..YOU ARE MY EARLIEST FAN! How did you know I haven't deleted any of them!?
I was just talking drivel
Hehe, I should consider getting them all together~
Well, I'll draft up an invitation with my assistant first!
Oh, it's in the collaboration agreement: You'll need to be on camera too~
Hurry up and figure out a special trick to show off~
Gray Hair...
So you too...
So you too...
Just how many alt accounts do you have
Just how many alt accounts do you have!?
When I saw that the gap between Sparxie and second place was only 9.9997 million popularity points... I finally understood...
Everyone needs a solid, down-to-earth business to rely on
So, allow me to introduce my new identity: the Proprietor of "Sparxie • Mushroom Grill"!
We're using a weekly livestream quota pre-registration system with offline interactive BBQ marketing. Wanna grab some skewers?
What mushroom?
Given your track record, what kind of mushroom? No virus, right?
Don't worry! It's a super~ duper~ delicious shroom that all Fire Shrooms love~
Count me in!
Sounds like a legit money-making business. Count me in
Of course~ This is a su~per~ sweet deal for getting supplies, guaranteed profits!
Your subscribed channel, Sparxie's Mushroom Grill is now live! I'll start a L•I•V•E T•E•X•T broadcast for you~
As expected of Sparxicle! Only one minute into the offline surprise stream, and the surrounding area is already completely packed with people!
She calms down the anxious fans and customers, with her perfectly composed movements, grilling mushrooms.
First her order, then his
After his, then the little friend's
After its order, it's THEIRS
After THEIRS, hers
A piece of cake! It's all under Sparxie's control!
Sparxie is really crushing it at whatever she does~ ♥
Fresh out of the oven~ A fragrant Sparxie Fire Shroom~ "Nom nom nom!" Listen, even the mushroom is squealing for Sparxie!
My account is being harassed!
My account is being harassed!
Unfollow! Unsubscribe! Unfriend!
Leave the Sparxie Fire Shroom to me, let me grill it
Shroom some mercy!
Shroom some mercy!
Got any unwanted Sparxie Fire Shroom, donate them to me
Hey sweetie, heard you're willing to work with us~
I'll be right here eagerly waiting for your reply~
Trivia
- Sparxie's first daily message thread references Rick Astley's popular single, Never Gonna Give You Up.
Change History
Released in Version 4.0
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