Messages/Ashveil
Last updated 2026-07-25
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Good news...
Good news: After Mister N pulled an all-nighter, he
Finally passed out from exhaustion. I'll pass the message along.
The Caster duo is in Seafeld City right now
Kuchiba came to the same conclusion we did. Should be worth trusting
Miss Tohsaka already headed out. She said she'll wait for you at the station
Daily
Hey there, (Trailblazer). It's...
Hey there, (Trailblazer). It's me, the "Narrator."
May I ask what kind of food you usually like? Got any recommendations for me?
Preferably nutritious food that won't break the bank.
Recommend something.
How about Diet Fried Rice? Smoke-free, no oil or additives. It's healthy but kind of bland.
Try some exotic snacks like Belobog Sausages and Xianzhou skewers! Guaranteed to arrive the next day with interstellar express delivery~
But I heard shipping's not included, so I'll crunch the numbers on the procurement costs. Thanks for the rec, though.
Hard to recommend.
It's hard for me to recommend... The stuff I like isn't exactly nutritious.
Skewers, combo stew, Immortal's Delight, winged burgers, cakes...
Compared to Ashen Detective's eating habits, this actually counts as a fairly balanced diet.
You have betrayed the bananas!
I thought you only loved bananas.
It's not for me. It's for Mr. Ashveil.
What a headache... Mr. Ashveil has been eating bananas with me every single meal lately. Probably to save the hassle, or maybe to save some money.
But without the complex nutrients humans need, his brain's just gonna get even more sluggish.
And forgetting his phone multiple times is a clinical sign of malnutrition right there.
So, I need to rebuild his eating habits from scratch.
How do you do that?
How do you do that? I want to manage my health too!
A perfect assistant helper-model.
What a perfect assistant helper-model!
Given how laid-back he is, I figured I'd end up handling it anyway.
For the first few days, I mashed up his bananas and secretly mixed in other fruits.
It turned out great. His appetite's normal, and there're no obvious signs of fight or flight response.
Next, I plan to gradually increase the ratio of new food, adding in hot meals that humans enjoy and mixing them in step by step.
It'll be gentle on his stomach while rekindling his interest in actual human food.
One course of treatment lasts at least seven days, or as I like to call it, the Seven-Day Diet Change Method. Works like a charm!
Noted!
The Seven-Day Diet Change Method. Noted!
Who's the one in charge?
You seem more like his master, though.
The detective-and-assistant dynamic between us isn't going to change.
Let me see... for yesterday there were two apples, one egg, one bowl of sticky rice, one spoon of banana, and three jars of salt.
Oh, he'll be back around this time. I'd better go prep today's Apple-Banana Salted Tart.
Goodbye.
There's only one explanation...
There's only one explanation, and it's gotta be one or the other: I finished 21 Questions: Say Goodbye to Sloppy Deduction in just 0.99 seconds and scored higher than 99.99% of people in Planarcadia. Come give it a shot yourself!
Quantum speed-reading?
Wait, so selling books requires quantum speed-reading skills now?
Bring it on, I can go even faster!
An assignment to sell books?
Is this an assignment to sell books?
Come on, you're no match for me!
Early Access Question 1:
"Late at night, the victim was looking for food in the kitchen when a sudden loud bang rang out, and he was killed on the spot." Now, please reconstruct the crime scene...
Breaking and entering.
A starving victim sneaked into someone else's kitchen for a quick bite, only to run smack into the homeowner, who heard the noise and knocked him out.
Hmm, sounds like a perfectly reasonable break-in. But you seem to have missed a crucial clue: The loud bang.
Why'd it go "bang" instead of "ah"?
The answer is...
That the victim was a cockroach.
Food poisoning.
The homeowner was starving. In desperation, they ate some spoiled food and died, hitting the floor with a loud bang.
It looks like murder, but turns out to be an accident. Nice twist in your thinking. Unfortunately, you're off the mark.
People get hungry at any time of day, and they can eat whenever they want. The key to this question here is "late at night."
The answer is...
The victim was a cockroach.
(Take a wild guess)
Late at night... kitchen... food... and a loud bang...
The victim was a cockroach.
I'm just guessing randomly.
Oh my! What a genius detective!
Most of the cases I crack are the same. They make perfect sense in hindsight, but are totally unexpected at first.
So, how about a professional deduction guide? Sure you don't want one?
Here's another one for you: "The victim was out for a walk when they ran into something long and green, and died in an accident." Now, please reconstruct the crime scene...
Uh... wait a sec.
Oops, grabbed a brainteaser by mistake.
It's also a kind of deduction book, I guess.
It's also a kind of deduction book, I guess. Whether you'll actually learn anything real from it is another story.
How can there be...
How can there be such an adorable creature in this world!?
Its paws are so soft, and it smells like fresh rice!
Too bad my camera's busted, can't snap a pic of this little angelic pup.
Exactly!
Agreed! Puppies make the world a better place!
You got a dog?
You got a dog? Can I pet it?
Unfortunately, it's my client's dog.
I'm a cat person.
Sorry, I'm more of a cat person.
Oh, I see.
An important figure whose identity remains confidential has received a threatening letter from an unknown source this morning.
It only had four words in it: "Your days are numbered."
I didn't hesitate for a sec and took the assignment on the spot.
Now nobody dares lay a finger on that pup.
Wait, hold up!
Perhaps the "you" mentioned in the letter isn't referring to the dog...?
Oh, you mean the client? Of course I know. Don't worry, Mister N is on the way to protect him.
The puppy needs me more than my client does.
Looks like you're the one who needs it more.
Looks to me like you're the one who needs it more.
Why don't you just get a dog yourself?
Why don't you just get a dog yourself? Save yourself from mooching off other people all the time.
Good dog. Don't bite my wallet, there's nothing in there. You aren't supposed to eat just anything. Woof woof woof woof!
Whoa, what's with the potty mouth? Woof woof woof! You hear me? Puppies shouldn't curse. Woof woof woof woof!
Woof woof woof my money woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof!
No barking, doggy! Woof woof woof woof woof!
Mister N, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!
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