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En-nuh? The sender seems familiar... Oh, it's the editorial department!
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(Hello to all of you treasured readers of The News! After returning from doing fieldwork, we received much feedback from readers, and also something unexpected: job applications. It took longer than expected to sort through it all, so we were delayed in our updates. Sorry to make you all wait.)
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(Considering how our editors have to pull all-nighters during deadline season and how my fur has been falling out, we've decided to get some new recruits. After going through rigorous testing, the editorial department now has a young, passionate, and sometimes destructive intern~ They'll be bringing everyone more exciting content in the future!)
