Paimon/Companion
Last updated 2025-12-17
Paimon can be invited as a Companion into your Serenitea Pot after completing the World Quest Idle Teapot Talk.
Unlike playable characters that are invited as Companions, Paimon does not have a favorite furnishing set.
Idle Quotes
Tasty food...- Traveler...
- Let's go...
- Something exciting...
- Private funds...
- (When the player is nearby)
- Wanna chat...
- ...You're here!
Dialogue
Three random dialogue options out of the ones below will appear each time you talk to Paimon, in addition to the "good morning/night" option. These are taken from the Traveler's voice-overs, except the Traveler's lines are presented as dialogue options instead of being spoken.
- Paimon: (Traveler), you're here!
- Paimon: Anything interesting you wanna talk about today?
- (Unlock teleport waypoints in Mondstadt City)
About Cider Lake...
- Paimon: Cider Lake never freezes, no matter what time of the year it is.
- Paimon: The best apple ciders in Mondstadt can only be made using the fresh water from this lake.
- Paimon: It really does taste great! Paimon could drink two big bottles in a second!
- Wow.
- Paimon: Tee-hee!
- With your size...
- I can't believe that you can drink that much water...
- ...And not explode like an Anemo Slime.
- Paimon: Paimon always has room for tasty drinks.
- Huh...
- I guess the world really is a big place.
- So many things to consider...
- (Complete For a Tomorrow Without Tears)
- About Effort and Reward
- Paimon: Paimon finds that hard work hardly works here in Mondstadt.
- Why'd you say so?
- Paimon: Just look at Huffman from the Knights of Favonius. He does his best at his duties every day...
- Paimon: But the ever-relaxed Captain Kaeya is his boss.
- Hmm, but isn't Jean, who works the hardest...
- ...The Acting Grand Master?
- Paimon: W—Well, how about this, then...
- Paimon: Venti's the god of Mondstadt, and he's the laziest of them all!
- (Unlock teleport waypoints in Mondstadt City)
- About Benny's Adventure Team
- Paimon: If you want to adventure together with Benny's Adventure Team, you have to come prepared.
- Paimon: Domains are very dangerous, so you should always take care to double and triple check your supplies in advance.
- Paimon: Paimon's heard that the Adventurers' Guild has compiled a list of four hundred and sixty-three different ways of dying in these domains...
- Paimon: If Bennett got you killed by accident, Paimon and Bennett would never forgive ourselves!
- ...Why am I the only one dying here?
- Paimon: Well, that's because according to the numbers, Paimon can avoid three hundred and twenty-two causes of death just by floating!
- I suddenly don't feel like exploring these domains...
- (Complete Darknight Hero's Alibi)
- About Kaeya and Diluc
- Paimon: Strange...
- What's wrong?
- Paimon: Diluc and Kaeya are really alike, so why don't they get along?
- How are they alike, again?
- Paimon: Well, Kaeya's the kind of guy who acts shady in the light of day...
- Paimon: While Diluc is a shining beacon of justice in the dark of night!
- Paimon: Don't you think that's kinda the same thing...?
- Uhh... I still don't see it.
- (Complete The Meaning of Lupical)
- About Razor
- Paimon: Have you heard of the brush?
- You mean pens made using animal hair...
- ...For writing purposes?
- Paimon: That's correct! They say that finely-made brushes sell for high prices among Liyue's merchants!
- So, would you like to make some too?
- Paimon: Uh-huh! But the wild wolves are too fierce, so we should use Razor's fur to make brushes instead!
- Paimon: Razor's fur is all downy and soft. It'll definitely make great wolf pens! We could make lots of Mora like this!
- Brushes made like that would conduct electricity.
- I'm not sure we could use them...
- Besides, Razor isn't a wolf.
- Nor are wolf pens made from wolves' hair...
- Paimon: Eh? Why are they called wolf pens, then?
- Well, does Cider Lake look like it's full of cider to you?
- Paimon: Hmm. You have a point.
- (Unlock teleport waypoints in Mondstadt City)
- About the "Wondermaid"
- Paimon: It's time for Paimon's Little Life Tips!
- "Little Life Tips?"
- Paimon: In Mondstadt, if there's something you can't fix, or something that you can't get clean, no matter what you do...
- Paimon: If you ever run into something you can't handle yourself, you just need to shout this name to the skies:
- Paimon: "Noeeeelle!"
- Paimon: And everything that's troubling you will be swept away in an instant.
- So this is one of the tricks to living in Mondstadt?
- Pretty impressive...
- (Complete The Outlander Who Caught the Wind)
- About riches...
- Paimon: Paimon... doesn't feel so good...
- What's the matter?
- Paimon: Paimon hasn't opened a treasure chest in so long. If this keeps up...
- If this keeps up...
- You'll get caught in a hunting trap with a one-Mora bait someday.
- Paimon: Hey! Paimon floats, so that'll never work.
- (Complete The Outlander Who Caught the Wind)
- About cat people and dog people...
- Paimon: Which do you like more, cats or dogs?
- I prefer Paimon.
- Paimon: Eh? Um, that... That's cheating...
- Paimon: Wait, no! Paimon's not a pet!
- (Complete The Outlander Who Caught the Wind)
- About rock, paper, scissors...
- Paimon: We should get something to eat! Aw, but Paimon doesn't wanna go over there...
- Shall we decide with a game of rock-paper-scissors, then?
- Paimon: Ooh, okay!
- Alright then. Rock, paper—
- Paimon: —Super Paimon Tornado!
- ...What?
- (Complete The Outlander Who Caught the Wind)
- About Language
- Paimon: You learn new things so quickly.
- Paimon: You've already got such a good grasp of Teyvat's language.
- You're a good teacher, Paimon.
- Paimon: Hehehe...
- Who knows?
- Maybe the quality of your nasty nicknames will improve, someday.
- (Complete The Outlander Who Caught the Wind)
- About the luck of the draw...
- Paimon: Urrrrgh...
- Hmm? Are there pigeons around?
- Paimon: No, Paimon's just hungry.
- Paimon: What Paimon needs right now is a traveler who can whip up some delicious Sticky Honey Roast.
- Paimon: So, who's going to be the lucky traveler?
- (Unlock the Geo Statue of The Seven in Dihua Marsh)
- About Couplets
- Paimon: Paimon's heard that couplets are a traditional art form in Liyue. If you can write a line that works as a second half to one that someone else has written, you'll be well paid!
- Paimon: But linking the couplet is hard, so it's not easy money.
- Paimon: Not only does the rhythm need to match, but the meaning has to as well.
- Hmm, care to give an example?
- Paimon: Uh... "Windrise's winds never churn."
- ...Um, "But the Sea of Clouds' clouds always return."
- Paimon: Huh... Not bad!
- Paimon: Let's not waste time here. We've got some money to make!
- (Unlock teleport waypoints in Liyue Harbor)
- About Heart's Desire
- Paimon: Walk in seven clockwise circles, then walk in seven anticlockwise circles, then open your eyes...
- Are you sleepwalking?
- Paimon: Nope! Paimon is just trying to see if that antique shop from "Heart's Desire" actually exists!
- Well, assuming that a shop in a story does exist...
- What would you like to buy, Paimon?
- Paimon: A Slime Creator!
- Does such a thing even exist?
- (Unlock the Geo Statue of The Seven in Dihua Marsh)
- About Dihua Marsh
- Paimon: Did you know? The reeds in Dihua Marsh are common materials used in making paper.
- Paimon: The solid reed cores are used to make pens, while the hollow part is used to make flutes, and it's considered an elegant art in Liyue.
- Paimon: Over the years, many heroes and swordsmen have also chosen Dihua Marsh as the location of their duels.
- Paimon: The more reeds, the more elegant the place. But in places where the reeds are the thickest, the water can be quite deep...
- Paimon: So there are lots of unlucky duelists who fall in and drown while the duel is on...
- And what's my takeaway from this supposed to be?
- Paimon: Don't fight!
- (Unlock teleport waypoints in Liyue Harbor)
- About Beidou
- Paimon: How do you become as popular and cool as Captain Beidou?
- With enough experience...
- Paimon: Paimon's already seen lots of things from adventuring together with you!
- One also needs to experience trials and setbacks...
- Paimon: Paimon almost drowned that one time...
- ...Maintain an inspirational disposition...
- Paimon: Uh-huh! Paimon's always rooted for you!
- One must also have a mature outlook towards problems...
- Paimon: Hey! Are you just trying to say that Paimon can't make it?
- (Complete Farewell, Archaic Lord)
- About Ningguang
- Paimon: How does a person become as rich, or as rich, or as super rich as Lady Ningguang?
- Is that the only impression she gives you? Riches?
- Paimon: Well, there's the huge Jade Chamber, too! But isn't that also made of Mora?
- Well, you need an excellent mind...
- Paimon: Paimon's really good at giving people nicknames!
- You need to be very familiar with the workings of the markets...
- Paimon: A serving of Fisherman's Toast goes for 1025 Mora, and no discounts even on rainy days.
- You also require exceptional worksmanship...
- Paimon: So... how do you make friends with a really rich person?
- Wait, you're giving up already?!
- (Complete Farewell, Archaic Lord)
- About Qiqi Being a Zombie
- Paimon: Do you think that Qiqi... needs to drink blood?
- That's not a zombie, Paimon, that's a vampire.
- Paimon: Then, will her arms fall off suddenly?
- That's also not a zombie, that's a ghoul.
- Paimon: uh. [sic] As expected of a traveler. You really know a lot!
- Paimon: So, what special thing can zombies do?
- Exercises?
- Paimon: That makes a lot of sense! So zombies are the ones that can perform exercises!
- (Complete Stillness, the Sublimation of Shadow)
- About the Vision Hunt Decree
- Paimon: It's hard to talk about the recent events in Inazuma and not mention the Vision Hunt Decree.
- Paimon: But you don't have a Vision, so you don't have to worry about losing one.
- Paimon: On the flip side, if you are caught by the Tenryou Commission, (Traveler), you also can't surrender your Vision in exchange for your life...
- I can tell them...
- ...That you are my Vision.
- Paimon: Another reason to have Paimon around... Wait, WHAT!?
- Don't worry, I wouldn't let them take you, Paimon.
- Paimon: That's more like it.
- We'd just go to jail...
- And suffer punishment together...
- Paimon: Uh... W—Well, if that's how it would go down, then maybe you should hand Paimon over to them...
- Paimon: ...Wait a minute! How about we just don't get caught in the first place?
- (Complete Stillness, the Sublimation of Shadow)
- About Gorou
- Paimon: Hmm...
- What are you mulling over, Paimon?
- Paimon: (Traveler), do you remember Gorou's fluffy ears?
- Paimon: Paimon really wants something like that... Or maybe horns similar to the ones Ganyu has. Ganyu's horns are pretty cute as well.
- Paimon: (Traveler), do you have any ideas?
- Let me see, hmm... Oh, I found something!
- Paimon: Really? Aw, (Traveler), Paimon always knew you were reliable!
- Ta-da! I present to you the Tusk of Monoceros Caeli!
- Paimon: Paimon doesn't need that!
- Paimon: *sigh* If Paimon can't have Gorou's fluffy ears, then maybe at least something like his fluffy tail...
- Bubadada! Here you go — Tail of Boreas!
- Paimon: ...Not that! Also, combining those two is definitely not the look Paimon is going for!
- (Complete The Whispers of the Crane and the White Rabbit)
- About Kamisato Ayaka
- Paimon: Hmmm...
- Paimon, you look so serious today.
- Paimon: That's because Paimon's thinking about serious things.
- Paimon: Paimon's jealous of people from wealthy and influential families. They have an endless supply of Mora and mountains of delicious food to eat...
- I can't disagree. Those are exactly the things you're fond of.
- Paimon: But after getting to know Ayaka better, Paimon realized that a young lady from a noble family can also have her share of hardships.
- Paimon: She needs to shoulder her clan's duties and responsibilities. She works so hard and has very little time for herself.
- Paimon: Ayaka must be exhausted, she should try to relax a bit...
- Paimon: Ah, that's right! Let's invite Ayaka to the next festival!
- Paimon: If she got an invite from us, there's no way she'd refuse.
- Yeah.
- I'd like to go to another festival with her.
- Paimon: Besides, if Ayaka's around, she can pick up the tab for us...
- ...I should've seen that coming...
- (Complete The Whispers of the Crane and the White Rabbit)
- About Festival Traditions
- Paimon: It's a well-established tradition that during Inazuman celebrations everyone's wearing festive masks.
- Paimon: Paimon tried to look around the stalls, but hasn't found any mask that fits...
- So you really want a mask of your own?
- Paimon: Of course! Not wearing a mask during an Inazuman festival is the same as not receiving a bouquet at the Windblume Festival...
- Let me make one for you.
- Paimon: Whoa! (Traveler), you're the best!
- Hmmm, I wonder what kind of mask will fit you best?
- How about... a slime mask?
- Paimon: Yay, Paimon Slime!
- (Complete Dreamlike Timelessness)
- About Yoimiya
- Paimon: Do you think Yoimiya's dad's poor hearing is related to fireworks?
- Paimon: He's been making and testing fireworks for many years now, and being exposed to the sound of gunpowder explosions on a daily basis... Paimon can see how that might've worn down his ears...
- Paimon: Yikes! Since Yoimiya is inheriting her family business, does that mean she'll have trouble hearing other people in the future, just like her dad?
- Paimon: Paimon won't let that happen! Let's think of some way to help her!
- Do you have any suggestions, Paimon?
- Paimon: Uh... Um...
- Paimon: Paimon could follow Yoimiya around and cover her ears whenever needed...
- Then you'd need to leave me.
- Paimon: ...Without Paimon, you'd lose your guide. Paimon wouldn't leave you like that!
- Paimon: But... What should we do for Yoimiya...
- Actually...
- She can simply wear earplugs while working with fireworks.
- Paimon: Oh yeah! Paimon didn't think of that solution! You're so smart!
- Heh... That was the first thing that came to my mind.
- But I wanted to give you an opportunity for a mental workout.
- Paimon: Eh? So you knew this whole time, but didn't tell Paimon?
- Paimon: How could you! You bully!
- (Unlock teleport waypoints in Inazuma City)
- About Sayu's Troubles
- Paimon: Sayu seems to have a lot on her mind.
- Paimon: Paimon can't understand why she'd have so many worries.
- I guess this is what they call growing pains.
- Paimon: Hmm, Paimon can't relate to that.
- Paimon: After all, it's not Paimonly to worry too much.
- Hmmm...
- Bad news! We're almost out of Mora.
- I guess we'll have to tighten the purse strings for the next few days...
- Paimon: Wh—What? Noooo!
- See, you're not as carefree as you thought.
- Paimon: How could you prank Paimon like that...
- (Unlock the Electro Statue of The Seven in Tatarasuna)
- About Naku Weed
- Paimon: Even though Naku Weed has a flower-like structure, its "petals" are in fact leaves.
- Paimon: Its actual bloom is rather fragile, so the surrounding leaves try their hardest to grow strong and protect it...
- Paimon: Hee-hee, just like Paimon is protecting you right now.
- Just like you? Oh, is Naku Weed edible too?
- Paimon: Yeah, that's right! ...Wait? What are you trying to say?
- (Unlock teleport waypoints in Inazuma City)
- About Swords
- Paimon: (Traveler), have you noticed?
- Paimon: In Inazuma, people who wear swords on their waists are a minority. Most soldiers use spears.
- Paimon: Could it be that swords are a symbol of status... Should we wear them as well?
- Paimon: But the swords here are all too big for Paimon... There's no other way, we'll have to find a famous swordsmith to make a custom one!
- A custom-made sword will cost a lot of Mora though.
- Paimon: Are you saying that Mora is more important than the desires of your lovely companion?
- ...Actually, I've already prepared something for you, Paimon.
- Paimon: Really? Really? Let's have a look!
- Paimon: Hey! Isn't that the knife we use to cut fruit?
- Well, at least it's the right size for you...
- Ahem, "What matters isn't the value of the sword..."
- "It's the fighting spirit."
- Paimon: Nice try, but Paimon won't fall for this, no matter how cool it sounds!
- (Complete The Empty Illusions of the Sabzeruz Festival)
- About Canned Knowledge...
- Paimon: Free knowledge without having to study at all? Canned Knowledge is amazing!
- Paimon: Could Sumeru have Canned Knowledge about the different customs of the seven nations, too?
- Paimon: If so, Paimon could just open a can every time we get to a new place. Paimon wouldn't have to explain things ever again!
- Or we could just open them all...
- Here in Sumeru...
- Paimon: But... but traveling wouldn't be any fun without surprises to look forward to!
- Plus, if we opened them all here...
- I wouldn't even need Paimon as a guide anymore.
- Paimon: Okay scrap that idea! No more Canned Knowledge. Let's save our Mora for something else!
- Paimon: Something like... Oh! Tipping Paimon for guide services! Heehee, seems fair, right?
- (Complete The Empty Illusions of the Sabzeruz Festival)
- About the Eremites...
- Paimon: The Eremites are a real motley crew...
- There's certainly a diverse range of characters.
- Paimon: Hmmm... yeah, that could explain it! Paimon can play lots of different characters too.
- Paimon: Judgy Paimon, knowledgeable Paimon, helpful Paimon...
- ...And of course the classic, completely-misses-the-point Paimon.
- (Unlock teleport waypoints in Sumeru City)
- About the Grand Bazaar...
- Paimon: The residents of the Grand Bazaar are all so talented!
- Paimon: They sell their own woven goods, beautiful vases and jars, and delicious-smelling spices that make Paimon's tummy start rumbling...
- Paimon: And they all sing and dance really well! Paimon wishes she could do that.
- Well, if you're serious about it, there's no reason you couldn't learn.
- Paimon: What? Really?
- Well for starters...
- You won't trip over yourself...
- Or accidentally step on someone else's foot...
- You have a natural advantage when it comes to dancing.
- You won't trip over yourself...
- Or accidentally step on someone else's foot...
- Paimon: Oh yeah! Paimon always forgets how useful flying can be!
- Paimon: Alright then! Let's go bust a move at the Grand Bazaar and watch everyone shower Paimon with admiration!
- Aha, so that's what this is all about.
- (Unlock teleport waypoints in Sumeru City)
- About Divination...
- Paimon: People in Sumeru seem to take divination and fortune-telling pretty seriously.
- Paimon: For starters, there's astrology, although only the scholars get to practice that. But ordinary citizens have their ways, too. They can do divinations with just a cup of coffee!
- It's the nation of wisdom after all...
- It seems like people have an insatiable curiosity to learn about everything, including their own future.
- Paimon: Paimon heard that they can tell your fate just by looking at the bottom of a finished cup of coffee...
- Paimon: Sounds way easier than climbing to the top of a tower and staring at the stars all night!
- Are you interested in learning your fate, too?
- Paimon: Yeah... although, Paimon's really more interested in finding out what the coffee tastes like.
- (Unlock teleport waypoints in Sumeru City)
- About Bimarstan...
- Paimon: Whoa, healthcare is FREE in Sumeru?
- Are you feeling unwell, Paimon?
- Paimon: No, not right now. Thanks for asking, though.
- Paimon: Hehe... Eating the street food on every corner has never sounded so tempting!
- Your stomach is going to punish you for that!
- Paimon: If so, Paimon'll go see a doctor and get treated — it's all for free! It'd be a waste not to take advantage of this, don't you think?
- Maybe... but then again...
- The treatment would likely include a restricted diet.
- Paimon: *gasp* Oh no! So no more delicious food, then?
- That, plus the doctor would make you take the most bitter-tasting medicine ever.
- Paimon: O—Okay... Maybe Paimon needs to reconsider this idea...
- (Unlock teleport waypoints in Sumeru City)
- About the Scholars...
- Paimon: So many people in Sumeru want to become scholars.
- Paimon: Motivated by this ambition, they all study really hard to try and achieve it...
- Paimon: But Paimon bets that the first ever scholar didn't set out to become a scholar...
- Paimon: Hmm... so what do you think the first ever scholar's ambition was?
- Probably...
- To get their research paper written as quickly as possible.
- Paimon: Huh? But isn't a scholar's ultimate goal supposed to be "pursuing the highest and greatest knowledge" or something?
- Paimon: Paimon's sure that it must have been because of a fervent desire for knowledge that they became Sumeru's first true scholar.
- Writing papers is how you pursue knowledge.
- Paimon: But what about when it's the highest and greatest knowledge of all...
- Even then, if you wanted to prove it, you'd need a research paper.
- And after that, you'd need to start working on another paper
- To validate your original thesis...
- Paimon: O—Okay, Paimon's got it! Come on, don't look so sad! It's not like you have to worry about writing papers yourself!
- Paimon: ...Y—You've never had to write a paper before, right...?
- (Complete The Empty Illusions of the Sabzeruz Festival)
- About Aranara names...
- Paimon: Arama, Arana, Araja, Arakavi... Whew, Aranara names are so hard to remember...
- Paimon: The only bit Paimon's sure of is that they all start with "Ara"!
- Right, so if you were an Aranara...
- Your name would be "Arapaimon."
- Paimon: Yup, and as for you...
- Paimon: Hmm, actually, they'd probably call you "Nara Traveler"...
- Yeah, we're all Nara to them...
- Paimon: So if there was someone whose actual name was "Nara," what would the Aranara call them?
- "Nara Nara"... I guess. Sounds kinda cute.
- Paimon: Hehe, yeah.
- Condition missing
- About Magic...
- Paimon: Lyney's magic shows are amazing! Paimon never would've guessed how he did it before he revealed his secret.
- Hold on... I just thought of a magic trick!
- Paimon: Huh? You know how to do magic too?
- Yep. I can make a big magician's hat float in the air...
- And even make it move at my command.
- Paimon: Whoa! Really? How do you do that?
- Hehe, simple! I put Paimon inside the hat.
- Paimon: What? Why would Paimon be... Ohhh, so Paimon's the one making it float!
- Paimon: Hehe, in that case, Paimon has an idea for an even better magic trick!
- Huh? What is it?
- Paimon: Behold, the bottomless hat! No matter how many plates of delicious food you throw into it, it'll never get full!
- Uh... Wait, so where would the plates go?
- Paimon: Oh, good point! Umm... Oh, the hat spits the empty plates back out! Tada! Whaddya think?
- Condition missing
- About the Mysterious Treasure of the Fontaine Research Institute...
- Paimon: At the Fontaine Research Institute, they research clockwork and different energy sources, right? So how come there are rumors about a mystery treasure?
- Paimon: It'd make more sense if the treasure was owned by a bandit or a pirate.
- Paimon: But Paimon's not sure that the researchers' and technicians' definition of "treasure" is really mysterious enough to get excited about...
- Hmm... What about "researcher by day, bandit by night"?
- Does that sound mysterious enough?
- Paimon: Umm... Well for starters, it sounds exhausting. Imagine finishing your day job, then working a whole other job all night... When would they get time to rest?
- Maybe they wouldn't need to rest...
- If they were actually a clockwork meka in disguise!
- Paimon: Ooh! A mystery treasure left by a clockwork meka who's a researcher by day and a bandit by night... Now that sounds more like it!
- Condition missing
- About Fonta...
- Paimon: Fonta tastes amazing, don't you think?
- Yep. It's so refreshing, especially when you down the whole thing in one big gulp.
- Paimon: Can you buy a glass for Paimon? Paimon's always wanted to try that thing.
- What thing?
- Paimon: Just buy it, you'll see in a minute!
- Paimon: Glug glug glug glug...
- Paimon: Ahhhhh.
- Paimon: That's what those drunkards do after they clink their glasses together. Paimon's been itching to try it for ages!
- Don't imitate them, Paimon... It's not a good look on you.
- Condition missing
- About Melusines...
- Paimon: Apparently, every Melusine gets their own special token when they're born. They treat it as a symbol of their very being.
- If you were a Melusine...
- What would your token be?
- Paimon: Definitely a fork! To represent Paimon's lifelong mission to taste all the delicious food in the whole world!
- Not Mora, then?
- Paimon: Ooh, good point... Yeah, if it were Mora, it'd mean that Paimon's destined to be a super rich person. Then Paimon could buy anything she wants!
- Paimon: Hmmmmm... Argh, Paimon's so torn! Both are so tempting...
- How about a fork made from Mora?
- Then you can have your cake and eat it, so to speak.
- Paimon: Wow, that's a great idea!
- Paimon: Anyway, enough about Paimon. Your token would probably be... a cooking pot, to represent being Paimon's personal gourmet chef!
- No no no, my token would be Paimon.
- Paimon: Aw, really?
- With Paimon as my token, everything that you have would ultimately belong to me.
- Paimon: Huh... Okay sure. Friends share everything, right?
- Haha, yeah... My stuff would still be mine...
- Paimon: Hey, no fair!
- Condition missing
- About Armchair Detectives...
- Paimon: So apparently, some detectives in Fontaine manage to solve cases without ever setting foot outside their homes. They call them "armchair detectives"...
- Paimon: That's what they call "working from home," right? Sounds pretty cushy.
- Paimon: Still, how do they figure out the truth if they never even go to the crime scene? ...Oh, Paimon knows! They must be using divination.
- You're thinking of fortune-tellers, Paimon. Not detectives.
- Paimon: Oh... yeah...
- In any case...
- Surely the evidence isn't just dropping itself off at the detective's doorstep.
- Paimon: You mean... Oh, the detective must have people collecting information for them...
- Perhaps, or...
- Maybe they post commissions at the Adventurers Guild?
- Paimon: Huh? But... that would mean the detective gets all the credit for our hard work! Bet they make a tidy sum of Mora off of it, too! Hmph, Paimon won't stand for that. Let's go have a little talk with Detective Armchair right now!
- Condition missing
- About Ways to Make a Fortune...
- Paimon: Guess what? Paimon just thought of the best Mora-making idea ever!
- Oh? Do tell.
- Paimon: Just look how many people pass by this place every day. If we opened a business here, right outside the Stadium, we'd make a fortune without even trying!
- So... What would you sell?
- Paimon: Uhhh... maybe... alchemical potions from Mondstadt?
- I think there's already people selling similar stuff...
- Paimon: In that case, ummm... Ooh! Ores from Liyue! Yeah, we could make a killing off of those!
- Pretty sure the Children of Echoes are already in that business, too...
- Paimon: Oh, yeah... Wait, Paimon's got it — rugs from Sumeru! Those'll definitely be a hit!
- Unfortunately, that's the specialty of the Masters of the Night-Wind.
- Paimon: Well then... Then we'll fence the whole Stadium up! And charge an admission fee to everyone who tries to get inside, whether they're a contestant or a spectator!
- Pretty sure someone will take you into custody...
- Before you finish doing that...
- Paimon: Grrrrrrrr! Why does getting rich have to be so hard?
- Condition missing
- About the Children of Echoes' Gems...
- Paimon: Hey, so the valleys here are just bursting with shiny gemstones!
- Paimon: You don't come across that kind of opportunity every day! Why don't we start a dig somewhere? If we're lucky, we might unearth something super valuable. Then we'd never have to worry about running out of Mora again!
- Hmm... But how would you actually know when you've hit the jackpot? Can you even tell which stones are the valuable ones?
- Paimon: Um, well... As long as something's bright and shiny, then it must be worth a lot, right?
- That makes us sound just like...
- ...evil hoarding dragons in children's fairytales!
- Paimon: Hehe, except we're in Natlan now — so instead of "evil dragon," it's "noble Saurian"!
- Paimon: "O brave and keen (Traveler), let this noble Saurian lead you to the most precious gem in the world!"
- Great! Except she can't tell which stones are the valuable ones, so how's that gonna work?
- Condition missing
- About Resolving Conflicts...
- Paimon: Paimon's heard that even in Natlan, there are lots of ways to resolve conflict that don't involve contests of strength.
- Really?
- In the Nation of War?
- Paimon: Yeah! Like, apparently, some people in the Children of Echoes settle their disputes by holding a dance-off!
- A dance-off?
- So like, they'll mutually decide on a time and place...
- Paimon: Uh-huh!
- And just dance their socks off?
- Paimon: Mm-hmm!
- Until one person gets so exhausted, they can't get up anymore?
- Paimon: Yep!
- Paimon: ...Wait, what the... Hold on, that IS a contest of strength!
- Condition missing
- About the Collective of Plenty and the Flower-Feather Clan...
- Paimon: Paimon's heard that everyone from the Collective of Plenty is built like a bricklayer!
- Does that mean you'll become Buffmon...
- ...if you were to stay there awhile, Paimon?
- Paimon: No! Paimon likes herself the way she is now.
- Okay, then what about staying with the Flower-Feather Clan instead? They're adept fliers.
- I'm sure they could help you sharpen your skills!
- Paimon: Huh? But... isn't Paimon good enough at flying already?
- Yeah, but then you'd be able to carry me when you fly.
- Paimon: Nope, not happening! How would that even be possible?
- Well, if you had those muscles I talked about...
- Paimon: Oh, geez, not this again... For the last time, no!
- Condition missing
- About Ways to Make Friends With Saurians...
- Paimon: Oooh, there are so many cute Saurians in Natlan! Paimon's gonna make friends with every single one!
- Oh? Someone sounds confident...
- Paimon: You bet! Paimon's got it all figured out!
- Oh you do, huh? Come on then, what's the secret to making Saurian friends?
- Paimon: It's really simple! First, you've gotta sweet-talk them, show 'em you mean well so they relax their defenses. Then, you gently pat them on the head — that makes them feel more comfortable around you.
- Paimon: Last but not least: Get 'em some good grub! The way to a Saurian's heart is through the stomach, after all! What do you think? Solid plan, huh?
- Hmm, why do I get the feeling that...
- These tactics would also work really well on you?
- Paimon: Would not! Paimon can't be won over by some cheap tricks!
- Huh? Oh, you misunderstand! I meant to say that...
- You're as cute as a baby Saurian!
- Paimon: Hah! Flattery, really? You think that'll work on Paimon? Think again!
- But I was being sincere, Paimon!
- Ah, how can I prove it you? With some Sweet Madame, perhaps?
- Paimon: ...Wait, really? Sweet Madame? Oh, heck yes! Paimon could totally go for some of that right now!
- Paimon: ...Uhh... What's with that smug look on your face? ...What!? Is Paimon missing something?
- Condition missing
- About Strange Technology
- Come to think of it, we've met not one but two genius inventors in Nod-Krai, haven't we?
- First Aino, and then Sandrone.
- Paimon: Yeah, you're right. And the proof of their genius is in the hi-tech pudding: Ineffa Pudding and Pulonia Pudding!
- Paimon: Actually... Okay, well "Pulonia Pudding" kinda works, Paimon's not gonna lose any sleep over that one... but Ineffa Pudding feels a little disrespectful...
- I'm speechless... After years of giving people ugly nicknames, you're finally learning!
- Yes, Paimon, name-calling IS disrespectful!
- Paimon: Hey!
- Seriously though...
- Who do you think would win in a fight between Ineffa the Annihilator and Pulonia the Pulverizer?
- Paimon: Are you for real!? Who's the name-caller now, huh!? Also, fantasizing about violence is a way worse habit than giving people ugly nicknames...
- Paimon: ...Honestly, though? After everything that's happened recently, it's hard to imagine them getting into a fight. Everyone's getting along pretty well these days.
- Paimon: It's just as dumb as trying to imagine Jean and Diluc in a fight...
- I can't believe you still remember that...
- Ahem, but anyway... we're getting sidetracked. Back to Ineffa and Pulonia: I've thought of a foolproof way of figuring out who's stronger...
- All you'd have to do is lock them both in a room...
- Then drop Lynette inside...
- Paimon: What the...!
- ...And whoever gets destroyed last is clearly the strongest!
- Paimon: Mmm, Paimon's not convinced. Like, sometimes, the more advanced technology is also the more fragile, right?
- Paimon: ...Ugh, what are we talking about? Enough! No more imaginary fights between friends!
- Condition missing
- About the Frostmoon Scions
- Paimon: Paimon heard that the Frostmoon Scions worship the moon. So, what do you think they get up to during the daytime?
- Uhh... just go about their normal lives, I guess?
- Paimon: No way, not if they're up all night worshiping! Paimon bets they have a really unusual daily routine.
- Unusual how?
- Paimon: Like, uh... When the sun comes up, they probably shapeshift into huge boulders and take a nice long nap.
- Paimon: When night falls, they wake back up again — and with a swish and a swoosh, they're back in human form! Then, they sneak away to start getting up to their secret, mysterious work...
- So let me guess — the worst-case scenario for them is...
- Blowing through nap time and doing an all-day and all-nighter?
- Paimon: Yeah, exactly! See, you got it!
- Yeah, I got it... You're getting mixed up between "Scion" and "Sayu" again.
- (Between 6:00 and 19:00)
- Good morning, Paimon.
- Paimon: Morning! Are we going out for some tasty food today?
- Paimon: Paimon's ready to go anytime!
- Condition missing
- About the Whiz-Kid Mechanic
- Paimon: Aino definitely lives up to her reputation as a whiz-kid mechanic. Everything she builds is so... creative.
- Paimon: She uses unlikely materials and slightly whacky designs, but all her inventions work even better than expected!
- Which invention have you fallen in love with now, Paimon?
- Paimon: The cleaner bot's pretty cool!
- Paimon: We should get her to build one for us. It would be really handy to have in the Serenitea Pot!
- Really, just the cleaner bot?
- Paimon: Hmm, you're right! We might as well make the most of Aino's talents. Let's get a dish-washer bot, a tidy-up bot, a gardener, and one to feed the pets...
- Paimon: While we're at it, it'd be great to get a chat bot, too. That way, Tubby will have someone to talk to when we're not around.
- Good idea. Anything else to add?
- Paimon: Let's see... We could get a cooking bot? Something like the supreme cuisine machine, y'know? It'd be nice to have the option, but of course, there's no substitute for your home cooking, hehe.
- Paimon: Although, all these robots everywhere would take up a lot of space... Maybe it'd be better if we got Aino to combine them all into a single machine!
- So basically...
- You want a multifunctional robot for domestic application... Better known as Ineffa.
- Paimon: Huh? Wait, you're right... Ineffa can do all of that stuff...
- All that, and far more besides.
- She even makes a pretty good travel guide...
- Paimon: Uhh... You're not seriously thinking of giving Paimon's job to someone else, are you!?
- Paimon: No, no, no, that could never work! There's only one Ineffa, and she has to take care of Aino. We can't separate them!
- Paimon: Don't get Paimon wrong, Ineffa's great, but, but... being a housekeeper in the Serenitea Pot would be too easy for her, don't you think? It'd be a real shame for all that talent to go to waste.
- Okay, okay... Paimon is the best guide I could ever hope for.
- And no one's ever gonna separate us.
- Paimon: Hmph. That's more like it.
- Condition missing
- About the Northern Intelligence Network
- Paimon: The Northern Intelligence Network... What a mysterious-sounding organization!
- Paimon: A secret society, quietly pulling the strings behind the scenes, running the entire world from the shadows!
- "Secret society" seems like a stretch.
- We know a whole bunch of the people involved.
- Paimon: ...Ohh yeah, we do! Hey, this could be our foot in the door! We should totally join, then we can get one of those cool codenames! Like... ummm... Ooh, White Gold!
- Oh, because you have white hair and I have blond hair...
- An unusually sensible nickname, for once.
- Paimon: Well, yeah! This is our own nickname! The weird ones are reserved for other people.
- Paimon: Actually, don't the Knights of Favonius work with the intelligence network? What do you think Varka's codename is? "Grand Master"?
- Paimon: Heh, it's kind of hard to imagine Grand Master Varka doing spy stuff, isn't it? He's not exactly a low-key kinda guy...
- Paimon: He'd probably go busting into the enemy base through the front gates, mowing down all the minions in his path, and then strut his way out with a briefcase full of intel in hand.
- ...I suspect that, as Grand Master,
- he probably delegates that kind of work to people like Kaeya and Rosaria.
- Paimon: Oh, good point! ...Wait, you're right, this isn't a secret society at all! More like a... who's-who of... people we know already!
- (Between 19:00 and 6:00)
- Good night, Paimon.
- Paimon: Nighty night, (Traveler), and sweet dreams!
- Paimon: And don't you worry, Paimon'll be with you all the way!
Special Dialogue
When a character is invited to or invites themselves to their favorite set for the first time, the character will provide a reward. They will provide a reward for each of their favorite sets.
Inviting them to the furnishing set again will replay the dialogue, but no further reward will be given.
Paimon currently does not have any special dialogue.
Trivia
- After Paimon is placed, she will not appear when the Paimon Menu is open while in the Serenitea Pot.
Change History
Released in Version 2.3
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