Boothill/Dialogue
Last updated 2026-07-05
Visitor Verification
After completing Trailblaze Mission Stranger in a Strange Land, Boothill will periodically appear in the Astral Express' Parlor Car or Party Car.
Holy shirtballs...
- (Idle quote)
- Boothill: Lit as fudge! It's just... so peak...
- (Initial interaction)
- Boothill: Holy shirtballs... The Synthesizer on this Express is lit as fudge.
- Boothill: Following this synthesizing method, would it turn a bag of trash into treasure?
Lit as fudge... Is this some new term?
- Boothill: It's not a new term. It just means "very peak." It means "very fudging awesome."
- Boothill: What the fork... This Synesthesia Beacon obviously knows about my language deficiency, but it still keeps updating the lexicon... Fudge this.
- It might become a vomit-inducing agent.
- Boothill: Huh? Vomit-inducing!? Holy forkeroni. So, it's a powerful drug...
- Boothill: (Trailblazer), can I borrow some trash from the Express to synthesize? Might come in handy when bullets get stuck in my throat.
- Boothill: Anyway, other than this Synthesizer, are there any other cool toys on the Express?
- The data bank, the Phonograph... I'll give you a tour!
- Boothill: Haha! Looks like you're prepared to be the Express' tour guide! Then let's not waste any more time, and get started!
- (Obtain
Stellar Jade ×10)
- (Subsequent interactions)
- Boothill: Haha! Looks like you're prepared to be the Express' tour guide! Then let's not waste any more time, and get started!
*cough* *cough* *cough*
- (Idle quote)
- Boothill: *cough* *cough* *cough*
- (Initial interaction)
- Boothill: *cough* *cough* *cough*
- Boothill: Haven't had such a strong-tasting drink in a long time. It's more intense than a smoke-flavored malt juice!
- Could it be... co... ffee...
- Boothill: Yes, this coffee was specially brewed by Miss Himeko!
- Boothill: It's bitter and spicy, and it even makes my throat numb. It's more addicting than chewing bullets!
- Himeko's special brew. It's delicious and goes straight to the head!
- Boothill: That's right. Especially that bitter taste, the spiciness, and the way it makes your throat numb.
- Boothill: Too bad I can't put too much in my tummy, or else I'd have a few more cups.
- Boothill: Many people say coffee keeps you awake. So for a while, whenever I had to take care of a lil' fudgehead, I'd look for a spot and have a few cups to keep my energy up for the next one.
- Boothill: But those little thugs were too weak! The coffee didn't work as intended, and kept me up all night instead. This lasted for quite a while.
- Prepare to lose sleep tonight too!
- Boothill: I hate staring into space at night. How about... tonight we spar until daybreak. What do you think?
- (Subsequent interactions)
- Boothill: Coffee is not something you should drink too much of. Looks like it'll be another sleepless night.
- Boothill: I hate staring into space at night. How about... tonight we spar until daybreak. What do you think?
Do you believe in intuition?
- (Idle quote)
- Boothill: Do you believe in intuition?
- (Initial interaction)
- Boothill: Do you believe in intuition?
- Boothill: Most of the time, I believe what I see, but right now, I'm doubting myself.
- Don't. You're the best!
- Boothill: It's been a long time since I've received such a compliment. What I wanted to say was — was there once something resentful in that corner?
- Boothill: A mysterious gaze... Someone's staring at me, and it's not your conductor.
- Don't doubt it. Believe in your intuition.
- Boothill: Belief is one thing, but relying on it won't help explain things.
- Boothill: Just like right now, I feel like that corner is filled with resentment, and there's a mysterious gaze upon me.
- Boothill: Holy fudgin' shirtballs! Am I possessed? It feels like the resentment is getting stronger... I don't even know what this grudge is about, but if there's a problem, then let's just fight!
- Boothill: Maybe Dan Heng knows about paranormal stuff. Should we get him to check it out?
- (Subsequent interactions)
- Boothill: Maybe Dan Heng knows about paranormal stuff. Should we get him to check it out?
(Trailblazer), are there any...
- (Idle quote)
- Boothill: Are there screws on the Express?
- (Initial interaction)
- Boothill: (Trailblazer), are there any screws on the Express? The most common ones will do.
- I'll go look for some.
- Boothill: Thanks. This useless wrist suddenly "dislocated." I'd better screw it back on quick, before the whole hand falls off and gives you a scare.
- Boothill: Even better if there's a screwdriver, so I can tighten all the screws on my body.
- Your wrist...!
- Boothill: As you can see, it "dislocated." I gotta screw it back on quick, before the whole hand falls off and gives you a scare.
- Boothill: If you're not busy, please help me look for some screws. Oh yeah, and if you can also get me a screwdriver, I can tighten all the screws on my body.
- Boothill: This cyborg body is actually pretty sturdy — it rarely breaks down. Maybe the Express is too safe, so it let its guard down.
- Boothill: But body maintenance is a required class for cyborgs.
- (Subsequent interactions)
- Boothill: This cyborg body is actually pretty sturdy — it rarely breaks down. Maybe the Express is too safe, so it let its guard down.
- Boothill: But body maintenance is a required class for cyborgs.
My mind's a complete jumble...
- (Idle quote)
- Boothill: My mind's a complete jumble...
- (Initial interaction)
- Boothill: My mind's a complete jumble...
- Boothill: Does punishing evildoers not count as justice?
- Punishing evil is an act of Beauty.
- Boothill: Why does that sound so familiar...
- Boothill: Does fighting violence with violence count as justice?
- Of course it counts! Evildoers must be punished!
- Boothill: What counts as "punishment"? What if I break their legs...
- Boothill: Or just put them lil' fudgeheads in the ground directly, you know!
- Boothill: To be honest, I don't care for this kind of mind-numbing philosophy. But the other day, I got lectured by a little kid about this!
- Boothill: Apparently you have to consider your methods when upholding justice. Bullets can't hit vital parts, you can't steal criminals' property... and you have to give them a chance to repent!
- I've done all of that!
- The world of a child is so pure.
- Boothill: Hah! I agree, everyone should have a bottom line. But when it comes to evil, the best way to end it is a single fatal blow.
- Boothill: I'll leave these restrictive "moral principles" for the pure-hearted folk!
- (Subsequent interactions)
- Boothill: When it comes to evil, the best way to end it is a single fatal blow.
- Boothill: I'll leave these restrictive "moral principles" for the pure-hearted folk!
(Trailblazer), what do you think...
- (Idle quote)
- Boothill: About these boxes of bullets...
- (Initial interaction)
- Boothill: (Trailblazer), what do you think of these boxes of bullets?
- Excellent. Very hardcore.
- Boothill: Ha! Glad you like them. I'll give them to you!
- You can... chew on them?
- Boothill: If you have steel teeth like mine, feel free to!
- Boothill: Here, they're for you. Maybe they'll come in handy sometime.
- Boothill: Oh yeah, there's this too.
- Boothill: I heard you were looking for "stones" of this color. I saw it when I was passing the restricted zone, so I brought it with me.
- Boothill: Look, is this all right?
- Perfecto! Feel free to come on the Express anytime!
- Boothill: Haha, can I just show up without notice? Just kidding. I do have principles.
- Boothill: Since I've delivered my gift, I should go now. Till we meet again, friend!
- (Obtain Stellar Jade ×10)
- (Subsequent interactions)
- Boothill: I'm going. Till we meet again, friend!
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