Seal Slammers/Opponent Details
Last updated 2025-04-22
Opponent Details
In all story matches, the player moves first.
Seal Slammers: Prologue
Pie-non
Main article: Phainon
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| Common Gray Seal | Mega Seal | Common Gray Seal |
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Seal Slammers: Group Stage
Timos
Main article: Timos
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A well-known e-commerce streamer on the World Wound Web and the ambassador for "Superhero" bath soap — Timos! Will this match boost his sales even further? Five lucky viewers who like Timos's performance will receive a free coupon.
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| Mega Seal | Boom Boom Seal | Rubber Seal |
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Perhippas
Main article: Perhippas
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A determined contestant with a strong will, Perhippas fights until he falls, and even when he falls, he continues to fight. Note from the event committee: No contestants or seals were mistreated during this event. They insisted on participating.
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| Common Gray Seal | Bandaged Seal | Mega Seal |
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Tribbie
Main article: Tribbie
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The Holy Maiden of Janusopolis, Lady Tribbie. Her smile alone is the best reward for the contestants, for while trophies have a price, cuteness is priceless.
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| Rubber Seal | Angel Seal | Mega Seal |
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Seal Slammers: Elimination Rounds
"Yourdei"
Main article: "Yourdei"
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"Yourdei's" life motto is just one word: "Wild." If "wild" isn't enough, make it two words: "Absolutely wild." Any more words, and the Kremnoan dictionary probably doesn't have them.
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| Boom Boom Seal | Red Hot Seal | Common Gray Seal |
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"Spirithief" Bartholos
Main article: "Spirithief" Bartholos (NPC)
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Who stole Dorian's sweet chance to compete? It was "Spirithief" Bartholos! Bartholos will steal everything it desires. Maybe it's even peeking at your teleslate right now — remember to apply a privacy screen.
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| Rubber Seal | Dark Seal | Mega Seal |
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Trinnon
Main article: Trinnon
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Another Holy Maiden of Janusopolis: Lady Trinnon. By the way, can Lady Trinnon, who listens to prophecies, hear the gods' prophecy about her match results?
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| Boom Boom Seal | Duotone Seal | Angel Seal |
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Genius "Contestant"
Main article: Hand of Zagreus
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For a true prodigy who has burst onto the scene, no further explanation is needed.
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| Rubber Seal | Mega Seal | Angel Seal |
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Dorian
Main article: Dorian
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A Mountain Dweller contestant visiting the baths for the first time, Dorian. After signing up, his friend Petros, also a Mountain Dweller, specifically reminded him to bring a copy of The Honest Person's Guide to Avoiding Scams in the City.
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| Mega Seal | Common Gray Seal | Angel Seal |
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Trojan Not-a-Horse
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It looks like a Janus' Steed, but it's actually a mysterious contestant hiding inside the steed. Note from the event committee: This is not a horse race. If you're here for the Equine Memorial, the exit is that way.
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| Red Hot Seal | Rubber Seal | Mega Seal |
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Bath Sprite
Main article: Bath Sprite
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Out of respect for biodiversity, the bath sprite has also been granted eligibility to compete. It has told countless historical stories, and now it's time to act out its own epic tale — seal smash, cruel world!
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| Boom Boom Seal | Angel Seal | Bandaged Seal |
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Big Data Analyst
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This Nodist scholar firmly believes that any genius's brilliance pales in the face of bulk data. By analyzing the big data of all competing baby seals, countless successes can surely be replicated... Really?
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| Rubber Seal | Boom Boom Seal | Common Gray Seal |
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Seal Slammers: Championship
Dan Heng
Main article: Dan Heng
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Dan Heng, the silent man, emerged as a strong contender in the championship stage. (Trailblazer) has a question for him: "Why didn't you tell me earlier that you were joining the competition? Are you not my bro anymore?"
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| Common Gray Seal | Ghost Seal | Boom Boom Seal |
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Hyacine
Main article: Hyacine
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Hyacine, who brought Bubbles to the baths, ended up becoming a finalist with Bubbles, fully proving the famous eight-word mantra: "The pinker the hair, the fiercer the fight."
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| Red Hot Seal | Bubbles | Mega Seal |
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Cipher
Main article: Cipher
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| Common Gray Seal | Spiky Seal | Common Gray Seal |
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Krateros
Main article: Krateros
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A veteran of Castrum Kremnos, Krateros has come to reclaim the honor lost by "Yourdei." The audience is eager to know if the two of them combined can make up a complete Kremnoan dictionary.
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| Mega Seal | Red Hot Seal | Rubber Seal |
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Aquafis
Main article: Aquafis
Friendly Match
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| Angel Seal | Common Gray Seal | Mega Seal |
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Ultimate Evolution Challenge
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| Mega Seal | Duotone Seal | Spiky Seal |
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Super Insane Stage
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| Rubber Seal | Red Hot Seal | Mega Seal |
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