Cosmic Data Roaming (Adventure Mission)

This article is about the Adventure Mission. For the Event, see Cosmic Data Roaming.

Cosmic Data Roaming is an Adventure Mission on the Astral Express from the Cosmic Data Roaming Event.

Steps

Head to the Party Car and see what everyone's chatting about
Check on Mr. Yang in your room
Livestream your trailblazing expedition to the entire cosmos
The stream's over. Go hear what everyone has to say.

Dialogue

Head to the Party Car and see what everyone's chatting about

Mission Description

Himeko and March 7th seem to be chatting about something interesting in the Party Car. Go check it out if you've got a minute!

Party Car

(Talk to Himeko)

Pom-Pom: Time flies like the Express with a full tank of fuel, pom...

Himeko: Yeah... It feels like just yesterday we were reinstating the Express, but when you think about it, that was fifteen years ago.

What are you guys chatting about?

Pom-Pom: Passenger (Trailblazer), you're here. Pom-Pom has something very important to discuss with you!

March 7th: Hehe, Himeko's got this awesome idea that you're gonna wanna hear!

Himeko: Let me explain. As mentioned in the navigation meeting, Planarcadia is my homeland, and also where the Astral Express once crashed... and where it set off again. In other words, the new starting point of the Trailblaze.

Himeko: So, I'm planning to host a special Trailblaze celebration to mark this momentous occasion.

I have no opinion.

A celebration, huh? Well, I've got a proposal...

Let's hold a car wash competition!

March 7th: Ugh, you're still hung up on Washtopia? Sure, cleaning's important and all, but it's totally boring!

Let's hold a Pom-Pom Robot Rumble!

March 7th: Hmm, sounds like something Uncle Yang would be into, but he's kinda tied up with other stuff right now...

Let's hold our book fan meet-and-greet!

March 7th: Yeah, I brought that up at first too, but setting it up means applying for a venue, managing crowd control... way too much hassle!

Pom-Pom: Hmph-hmph! Since the Express is docked at Planarcadia station, of course Pom-Pom has to do as the locals do and pick the most authentic local specialty-pom!

March 7th: So Himeko seized the moment and was like, why not become a streamer! She really knows her way around this place!

Wait, whose idea was that?

Himeko wants to become a streamer?

Himeko: Yeah. Planarcadia's my homeland. Growing up there, I've dreamed of being a streamer since I was a kid.

Himeko: Heh... that surprised look. What, do you see me as some old-fashioned parent, incapable of becoming a wildly popular internet streamer like Sparxicle?

Of course you can, Himeko! I believe in you!

That's kinda hard to picture...

Himeko: Alright, alright — I'm just kidding. But streaming on the Express is real. The streamer just won't be me.

March 7th: You know how livestreaming is super popular in Planarcadia, right? It's perfect for showing off our Express culture, and there's no need to worry about location. We can chat directly with viewers from all across the universe!

Himeko: And ever since the Express set off again, we've explored so many worlds and forged connections with all kinds of people. Now that we're back where we started, it's the perfect time to look back on the journey we've taken.

Himeko: If we turned our Trailblaze journey into a game and livestreamed it across the universe, I bet it'd be a massive hit.

Streaming's fine, but where's the game?

Himeko: Did you forget? We've got a veteran animator right here on the Express. With Welt taking the lead, plus Planarcadia's cutting-edge development tech, creating a game based on our voyage logs is a piece of cake.

Himeko: The real headache is... finding the right streamer for the job.

I get it, it's cyber-Trailblazing.

Himeko: That's one way to look at it. Reliving the Trailblaze journey through a game and broadcasting it across the cosmos to invite an audience. That's its own form of exploration and connection, isn't it?

Himeko: The Trailblaze isn't just about exploring unknown worlds. The connections we forge with people are just as important. And streaming, with its ability to bring together massive audiences, is undoubtedly a perfect way to do that.

So what exactly do we need to do?

March 7th: The game's been ready for ages, all the peripherals are set up, streaming permissions have been approved. But there's just one teensy problem...

March 7th: The person chatting it up with the audience... is Uncle Yang.

Himeko: Come on. Let's go check out the scene.

Check on Mr. Yang in your room

Step Description

Himeko proposed hosting a cosmic gaming livestream, but now the one sitting in front of the camera is Mr. Yang... Maybe you should head to your room and check on him.

Party Car

(Enter Trailblazer's Room)

Welt: "That streamer plays like an old man." Well... what if I am one?

Welt: Streamer, show us today's outfit! "Streamer, can you add 'meow' to the end of every sentence? I wanna hear it!"

Welt: ...

March 7th: See, just like that!

Dan Heng: You're here. Mr. Yang's barely holding on! We should help him.

Uncle Yang would make a pretty good game streamer...

Welt: I thought so too, which is why I volunteered. But I didn't expect the online scene today to be completely different from my time. The times... they move too fast.

I think March 7th would be really good at this!

March 7th: Aww, I mean, don't get me wrong, I totally dig the whole "pretty girl streamer" vibe, but just thinking about sitting in front of a screen for that long? Ugh, exhausting! That kind of thing needs, like, massive amounts of patience, and that's sooo not my style.

Why doesn't Dan Heng give it a shot?

Dan Heng: ...

Dan Heng just looks at you in silence. Yeah... even you can't really picture Dan Heng hyping up the crowd.

If you suggested it, you do it.

Himeko: I'm definitely interested, but sadly, when it comes to gaming skills, I'm probably dead last on the Express.

Don't tell me... you want me to be the streamer?

Welt: Phew... (Trailblazer), I'm entrusting this weighty responsibility to you. Do your best. I believe in you.

March 7th: Since you've decided to become the Astral Express's official game streamer, then... hehe, put these headphones on!

(Trailblazer): ...

March 7th: Mm-hmm! Not bad, not bad. You're really starting to look the part! Pink totally suits you too, just like I said it would.

Welt: Let me give you a quick rundown of the basics: Build your team, defeat your enemies, and clear all the stages.

Welt: The game is based on the Express's voyage logs, so you're already familiar with the content. Of course, I can't rule out adding a few touches of my own creativity here and there.

March 7th: No time to waste. Let's go live and see what happens! Whether the Astral Express becomes a mega-popular streamer and pulls in viewers from across the cosmos... it's all on you!

Livestream your trailblazing expedition to the entire cosmos

Step Description

Everything's ready. Now fire up your computer, launch the game, and livestream your trailblazing expedition to the entire cosmos!

Party Car

(After completing the Herta Space Station chapter)

Asta: Ah, we're connected. Fried Cold Rice Robot, turn the camera this way. Yes, center it on Madam Herta.

Herta: No need. It's not like I'll be there in person anyway.

Asta: Professor Ratio, uh... could you remove the plaster bust?

Dr. Ratio: No. Too many people in the livestream. I fear contagion from dullards through the screen.

A cyber virus, huh?

Can't you cut my fans some slack here?

Dr. Ratio: You inadvertently delivered a barely passable dad joke. But I still decline.

Ruan Mei: Let us begin. I still have pastries to finish.

Asta: Alright. Network normal. Guests, take your positions. We're rolling in 3, 2, 1...

Asta: Hello, everyone in the stream! This is the Herta Space Station, and I'm Lead Researcher Asta. I actually just sent the streamer a few gifts, I wonder if any of you noticed!

Asta: I'm joining this stream at the Astral Express's invitation, mainly to help boost (Trailblazer)'s viewership, of course. And if it gets more people interested in Herta Space Station along the way, well, that's even better!

Asta: First things first: Let's have the space station's actual owner, Madam Herta, say a few words.

Herta: Ahem. You should feel honored I'm even showing up. No exaggeration, the name "Herta" is basically a cheat code for clout.

Dr. Ratio: If you streamed too, which category would you even be in? Handicrafts?

Herta could go the Curio Connoisseur route.

...Wouldn't it be the education niche?

Ruan Mei: From what I've come to know of her recently, perhaps the baking niche suits her better.

Asta: Hahaha. Looks like our guests are all getting into the swing of things! Perfect timing. I had my researchers prepare some fun little trivia questions to liven things up. Let's get started! Everyone watching the livestream is welcome to join in!

Asta: A question from an anonymous researcher: How's the Herta Space Station's budget? Are bonuses still happening?

What does Ruan Mei think about this?

Ruan Mei: I shall refrain from comment.

What does Dr. Ratio think about this?

Dr. Ratio: I'm curious as well. After all, there are always those who worship the idea that knowledge should be useless.

Herta: Hmph, pointless worry. I authorized external use of the puppet's AI long ago. It has likely generated a tidy profit by now.

Asta: Uh... well, I've actually received a ton of complaints about that. Apparently, the system auto-plays one of Madam Herta's signature quotes on startup, and if you want to give it a command, you have to shout "Madam Herta, I beg you!"

Asta: Plus, the licensing contract stipulates that users must acknowledge "Madam Herta's unparalleled wisdom and beauty." So... yeah, not exactly flying off the shelves.

Dr. Ratio: Calling you the clout queen of the handicraft category was clearly giving you too much credit.

The space station should pivot to smart home tech.

Think you could spare a few for a livestream giveaway?

Asta: But don't worry. The Herta Space Station's funding is perfectly secure. And if there ever is a problem, I'll handle it!

Ruan Mei: I shall entrust the life-nurturing system for my creations to you.

Asta: Okay! Next question, also from an anonymous researcher: Crying emoji, what do you most want to say to those who've been working quietly for you?

Asta: Ooh, I know this one! Starting this month, we're increasing the meal allowance across the board for everyone on the space station. Great work, team! You've all earned it!

Peppy: Woof woof! Woof woof woof woof!!!

Got something you wanna say to me?

Those who work quietly... that includes me, right?

Dr. Ratio: Nothing to say. They received knowledge from me. If that's insufficient, I can add some well-intentioned instruction free of charge.

Dr. Ratio: And some practical bath soaks. I'll send some over for you to try.

You'll remove the headpiece when hawking goods?

Dr. Ratio: Of course. Otherwise, my recommendation would be nothing more than a stonefaced endorsement, wouldn't it?

Okay, that was pretty corny...

Handpicked by Professor Ratio.

Dr. Ratio: Hmph, my judgment is never wrong.

Ruan Mei: Words are superfluous. I will simply deliver the promised reward.

Ruan Mei: The new pastries were made precisely for this purpose.

I get a share too, right?

Just ship it straight over.

Ruan Mei: Mm, I'll share it with you via livestream.

Herta: What else is there to say? Nothing but the usual pleasantries like "thanks," "appreciate it," blah blah blah. But hey, if you're really dying to hear it, I suppose I could indulge you.

Herta: Atten-hut! And... go!

Herta Puppet: Thank you. Much obliged. You really worked hard!

Herta: That enough for you? If not, there's plenty more where that came from.

Herta: I considered preparing a surprise gift, but that would be inefficient. Besides, my appearance itself is the surprise.

Ruan Mei: Still smells burnt. I take it your cake didn't turn out well again.

Herta: Ahem. Let's not dwell on that. As for what I most want to say, it's obviously this...

Herta: Don't forget to come test.

(After completing the Jarilo-VI chapter)

Hook: Honorary member! You weren't even in Belobog, where'd you run off to!?

Hook: How's that for presence? If it's not enough, Hook can turn it up a notch!

*cough* *cough* *cough*

The connection has already started.

Hook: Waaah! Why is there suddenly sound, Hook isn't ready yet!!!

Seele: Looks like Hook hit the wrong button. Not an issue, everyone else is nearly ready. Hey, Bronya...

Bronya: ...

Bronya: My name is Bronya Rand, heir to Belobog's Supreme Guardian and acting commander of the Silvermane Guards.

Bronya: Today, I've come to visit (Trailblazer)'s stream to introduce you all to my homeland: Jarilo-VI, this beautiful planet blanketed in ice and snow.

Wow, what a serious opening.

Seele: Right? I told her the same thing, but Bronya didn't wanna change it. She said we gotta keep it formal for occasions like this.

Everyone, come greet the Supreme Guardian!

Seele: Hey, don't give her a hard time. Bronya spent forever preparing for this call. She went over her script like a hundred times.

Bronya: ...Seele. Please hold your comments.

Bronya: I watched the entire livestream and felt everyone's curiosity and enthusiasm, so I made some impromptu arrangements. I'd like to take the opportunity of this collaboration to show you the sights of Belobog.

Bronya: Since our promotional ambassador is ready, let's begin.

Clara: Hello, everyone. I'm the publicity ambassador...

Bronya: Phew... I'm accustomed to addressing the public, but speaking to so many viewers in a livestream is a first.

Seele: Don't sweat it. You did great. Even better than when we practiced last night.

Clara: Miss Seele... your...

...Did you forget to mute your mic?

Agreed. Bronya did great!

Seele: What's that? ...Whoa!

Clara: H—Hello, everyone. I'm Clara, serving as the promotional ambassador. I hope that through my introduction, all of you watching the stream will come to love Belobog, and... um, the people who live here.

Clara: The shop behind me is Belobog's famous Neverwinter mechanical workshop. Its owner is both a gifted mechanic and our rock star — lead guitarist and vocalist, Serval.

Serval: Hey. I hear that band themes have been blowing up online lately. When do we give Mechanical Fever its moment?

Finding the fifth member comes first.

Don't get close. Bad luck follows.

Clara: Miss Serval, do you have anything you'd like to say to the viewers?

Serval: That wasn't in the script, so... "Rock on! Leave your mark on this world with everything you've got! Yeah!!!"^{[Note 1]}

Clara: That was really passionate, thank you, Serval. Now then, let's head to the next landmark.

Clara: This is Belobog's largest museum, built around six hundred years ago to honor the first Supreme Guardian and the martyrs who devoted their lives in battle. Up close, it's truly massive.

Clara: Look, Pela's right over there, she knows history best. Let's go talk to her.

Pela: Hello. I just came out of the museum... The staff told me that more exhibits have gone missing recently.

Sampo must be behind this!

Is that something you say in a tourism promo?

Pela: It's fine. That was a special temporary exhibit — an Ice Bear that Lynx discovered during one of her expeditions. It probably just snuck out to have some fun.

Pela: Natasha and Luka took some people to search Boulder Town, so I'll handle the Administrative District.

Clara: And Pela, do you have anything you'd like to say to everyone watching the stream?

Pela: (Trailblazer)'s stream? Let me think... "Anyone who wants to appear in a Baseball Raccoon fanwork, contact me anytime."

Pela: Anyway. I need to get back to searching for the ice plains bear. Good luck to you guys!

Bronya: My apologies. Livestreaming isn't exactly a common thing here in Belobog, so we're all a bit inexperienced... Hence the little mishaps.

Bronya: But if this sincere exchange makes you like Jarilo-VI, that would be wonderful.

Clara: We're still hard at work on the rest of the promo video, so please look forward to it. And... everyone's welcome to come visit!

Plains Bear Cub: Groo... grooo!

Something weird just photobombed the shot.

So cute! Can we make merch out of this?

Clara: ...Huh?

Hook: Aha, so this is where Pela's snowy bear is hiding! Moles, listen up! We're gonna split into five teams and surround it!

Hook: Chaaarge—

(After completing the Xianzhou Luofu (I) chapter): Guinaifen: How to tell if your friend's been possessed by a heliobus. Little Gui's here to show you!; Guinaifen: Hey fam, curious about the spooky secrets of Fyxestroll Garden? Wanna know more about those weird heliobi creatures? Drop a favorite, smash that thumbs up, and hit follow! Little Gui's gonna take you on a deep dive!; No advertising in my stream!; Is the streamer competition really that cutthroat?; Sushang: Hehe. Actually, we were assigned a mission by Madam Hanya to educate the public on heliobus prevention.; Sushang: Your livestream's got crazy high engagement! It's the perfect battlefield for our campaign! Paranormal incidents pull in tons of clout, and Little Gui can ride the wave to gain some followers too. It's a win-win-win!; Guinaifen: Shangshang, don't go saying that! I'm not trying to steal (Trailblazer)'s fans or anything, this is a collab stream! A dream team-up!; Little Gui's doing better too.; So which of us is clout-chasing?; Guinaifen: Alright, let's get down to business. Fams beyond the Xianzhou might not know just how terrifying the heliobi truly are. Even the rumors don't really paint the most accurate picture. No worries! The "Heliobi Search" special is here to fill you in!; Sushang: Have you noticed your friend suddenly behaving in a weird way, like working obsessively, being unnaturally optimistic, smiling at everyone?; Sushang: ...They might be possessed by a heliobus!; Sushang: Heliobi are extremely dangerous parasitic energies that attach to intelligent creatures and manipulate their hosts' actions!; Guinaifen: That sounds terrifying! So is there any way to deal with them?; Sushang: Don't worry! According to the Ten-Lords Commission's new issue of Heliobus Exorcism Manual, possessed hosts typically show two traits. So pay close attention, everyone!; Guinaifen: First, the host's emotions become super unstable, they might even start hallucinating!; Guinaifen: Second, the host will do whatever it takes to fulfill their deepest desire, no matter the cost.; Sushang: Whoa, no wonder I get sleepy every class! Even getting my palms smacked with a ruler by the abecedary at the lyceum won't wake me. I must've been possessed by a heliobus all along!; What is this, a crosstalk comedy routine?; Don't go pinning everything on heliobi.; Guinaifen: Just talking about it sounds a bit abstract, so we've invited a few victims to share their experiences live on the stream. Welcome, everyone!

Guinaifen: Fam, when did you realize you were possessed by a heliobus?

Unknown Employee: Easy. I woke up one day and realized I never had to work again, just farm Celestial Jade all day long. The master diviner herself gives me shoulder massages, and everyone I run into bows and scrapes, calling me "Boss Qing."

Unknown Employee: As if that happens in real life. *sigh* Thinking back, I almost miss it.

Unknown Employee: Well, when you put it that way, being possessed by a heliobus doesn't sound so bad after all.

You're making me want to get possessed, too.

Care to say that to Fu Xuan's face?

Unknown Employee: No, absolutely not. Huh... but if I did, wouldn't that give me a perfect excuse to be fired...

Guinaifen: Whoa whoa whoa! If we keep going like this, my stream's gonna get shut down! Shangshang, switch to your feed!

Sushang: Hi friend, when did you realize you were possessed by a heliobus?

Unknown Healer: What's hard about it? In my dream I ran incredibly fast. You all chased me, but never caught up.

Unknown Healer: If I could really run that fast, I wouldn't be stuck in the apothecary. I'd sneak out daily, chow down on berrypheasant skewers, roam the Exalting Sanctum... There's no way assistants would catch me!

Unknown Healer: Am I right, or am I right?

You don't want to treat patients anymore?

Unknown Healer: Who says you gotta practice medicine in an apothecary? Food stalls, card tables... anywhere's a great place to heal the sick and save lives!

You might just have the potential to be a runner.

Unknown Healer: Don't try to pull one over on me. Those stubby little arms and legs competing? Please. It's just a heliobus illusion. You didn't actually fall for it, did you?

Unknown Healer: Well, I think that covers everything you wanted to ask. I've gotta head back and continue seeing patients. Ah, good times always fly by so fast.

Huohuo: When did I notice...? To be honest, I didn't notice at all until Mr. Tail woke me up.

Tail: That little wimp doesn't even realize Cirrus played her! Just sitting there in that rundown garden, blubbering away... it's seriously grating on my nerves!

Huohuo: I was just... scared you'd never come back...

Guinaifen: Hey there, fam! I know we've been talking about a lot of scary cases, but don't worry! As long as our ghost-hunting squad's on the job, there's no heliobus we can't take down!

Sushang: If you've got any leads on heliobus activity, make sure to tag @LilGuiGuinevere and report it right away. Huohuo, you're up.

Huohuo: ...Okay. I'll try my best to shout it out.

Huohuo: Ghost-hunting squad... assemble!

Ghost-hunting squad, assemble!

Wait, that doll isn't supposed to be me, is it?

Guinaifen: Of course, fam! You're a powerhouse our ghost-hunting squad can't do without... and an important friend!

Sushang: (Trailblazer) didn't quite keep up with us. Huohuo, wanna go again?

Huohuo: Huh? That yell just now used up all my courage...

Ghost-hunting squad, assemble!

Crowd: Chaaaarge!

(After completing the Xianzhou Luofu (II) chapter)

Yanqing: Wanna learn swordplay? Come to the Xianzhou Luofu!

Yanqing: Train under a master, and you'll level up fast, graduate in half a month with skills to last, pick from a hundred divine blades at your leisure, spin a sword flourish and watch the crowd cheer with pleasure!

Yanqing: (Trailblazer), what do you think of this verse? I learned it from Miss Guinaifen. Pretty catchy, right?

...why not pick up something more productive?

Since when did you start doing ads?

Yanqing: Hehe. It might be because Xianzhou swordplay made an appearance in your stream, but the Cloud Knights just got a ton of registrations! Martial training isn't just about preparing for battle, it's also great for staying fit and healthy. Getting more people interested is definitely a good thing.

Yunli: If you think about it, the last line should be changed to... beat the IPC executives until they're on their knees begging for mercy! Now that's more like it.

Yunli: Well, well, if it isn't the teaching assistant! Long time no see. I heard you've gotten pretty strong. When are you gonna spar with me?

Master Yunli's doing PR for Master Yanqing?

Yunli: *sigh* Gramps wants me to help out when I'm free, but teaching people isn't nearly as fun as practicing swordplay myself...

Times have changed. I use a lightsaber now.

Yunli: So what? I've seen all kinds of fancy swords. If it can cut, I can cleave through anything.

Yunli: Enough chitchat. Yanqing, didn't you say you were going live today and invited some real pros? Let's hand the spotlight over to them.

Yanqing: Got it. Switching the feed over now.

Jing Yuan: Hey there, (Trailblazer), it's been a while. I trust you've been keeping well?

Feixiao: General Jing Yuan invited me to drop by your stream. Heh, quite the crowd you've got here.

Jing Yuan: Let's cut to the chase. If you've been invited to vouch for Xianzhou swordplay, you ought to show some sincerity.

Jing Yuan: So, if any of you in the audience have questions, now's the time to ask. Merlin's Claw and I will do our best to answer them.

Let's see those bullet comments fly!

Feixiao: Haha. Quite the crowd, isn't it? General Jing Yuan, looks like we've got our work cut out for us.

Jing Yuan: Promoting the Xianzhou Alliance counts as official business, after all. So please, (Trailblazer), pick whatever interests you and fire away...

Everyone on the Xianzhou knows martial arts? Seriously?

Jing Yuan: Indeed, or the slogan "Xianzhou soars, Cloud Knight roars" would just be empty bluster. Wouldn't it?; Jing Yuan: Take the Sky-Faring Commission Amicassador, for example. She may look like a delicate foxian lady, yet in Planarcadia she's earned the reputation of being the "number one assassin." If even ordinary staff are like this, you can see just how deeply martial culture runs through the Xianzhou.; Xianzhou's Number One Assassin: That's me, just as General Jing Yuan said. The "Xianzhou's Number One Assassin" stands before you. Dare you maintain eye contact with me for ten seconds?; Xianzhou's Number One Assassin: ...; ...; I could watch this all day.; Feixiao: Heh. No wonder Cloudford is crawling with monsters. They're using it as a training ground. I like it.
(Go back to dialogue choice with the option removed)

I'm curious! The candidates for the next General are...?

Fu Xuan: Hey, why are you looking at me like that? I wasn't the one who brought it up. But... ahem, I admit I'm rather curious about it myself.; Feixiao: That's a sharp question. The Luofu's internal affairs aren't my place to weigh in on... Best leave that to General Jing Yuan.; Jing Yuan: Mm. In terms of sheer ability, no one aboard the Luofu can hold a candle to Lady Fu. She'd be the most fitting successor to the position of General.; Jing Yuan: But...; Fu Xuan: Hmph. I knew there'd be a twist.; Jing Yuan: Lady Fu is far too important to the Xianzhou Luofu. If the Divination Commission were to lose her guidance, it would inevitably descend into chaos. Therefore, until a successor for the Master Diviner position is confirmed, I cannot make such arrangements on my own authority.; Jing Yuan: I've heard there's a diviner named Qingque. Sharp as a tack, quick-witted to boot. If she can grow into her potential and take on the mantle of Master Diviner, I'd feel confident stepping aside and making way for Lady Fu's advancement.; Qingque, Fu Xuan's future rests on your shoulders!; You'd have better luck convincing them I'm a Lord Ravager...; Feixiao: Oh? I've heard recently that the Seer Strategist recommended this Diviner Qingque as the successor to the Yuque. Looks like Master Diviner Fu will have to wait a while longer.; Jing Yuan: Hahaha. That's precisely why succession can't be rushed. When the time is right, everything will fall into place naturally.
(Go back to dialogue choice with the option removed)

Teach us the secrets of swordplay!

Feixiao: Follow my routine: Wake up at the crack of dawn, run a hundred-mile sprint ten times over, and spend every spare moment sparring with training dummies. When it comes to martial arts, a strong body is the foundation of everything.; Feixiao: But... I'd wager just that "getting up early" part alone would trip up quite a few folks.; Jing Yuan: Hmm? Coming from the Merlin's Claw, those words seem to carry a deeper meaning.; Jing Yuan: There's an old saying: "The day's plan begins at dawn." Strategy requires a clear mind, and naturally one must do it when most lucid. Reclining with eyes closed in contemplation, how could that possibly be called sleeping in?; Jing Yuan: Just having a little fun with what Merlin's Claw said. Please don't try this at home, folks.
(Go back to dialogue choice with the option removed)

(Once all dialogue choices are taken)

Jing Yuan: Very well. We've been at this for quite some time now. I think we can wrap up today's Q&A here. You must be exhausted after listening to us go on for so long.

Jing Yuan: The culture of the Xianzhou runs deep, and is far too much to cover in a brief transmission. If you're interested, why not visit in person? Even sampling a few pastries in Aurum Alley or catching some storytelling at the Exalting Sanctum would be well worth your time.

Why don't you recommend the mung bean soda?

Jing Yuan: Of course, such surprises are best discovered on your own.

You can also head to the Skysplitter for some matches.

Jing Yuan: Very well. When the next Wardance ceremony is held, I'll have someone send an invitation to your livestream.

Feixiao: Well then, everyone. Till we meet again.

(After completing the Penacony (I) chapter)

Sunday: If you've done wrong, if the guilt of your sins weighs heavy on your heart, if you fear the seed of evil has taken root within...

Sunday: Confess here, and THEY shall hear your repentance and deliver a just verdict.

Huh? Back to your old tricks again?

Weren't you busy with that Phantasmoon Games matter?

Sunday: Hehe. Though it's been quite some time since I left my position as Bronze Melodia of the Oak Family, I still receive letters of confession from time to time during my travels. People's desire for repentance hasn't faded. If anything, it's only grown stronger as the network expands.

Sunday: That's why I've opened this confessional livestream, to bring light to those disoriented souls lost in the chaos.

I'm guilty, and I wish to repent.

Sunday: One moment. My apologies... Confession pre-registrations for the livestream are currently booked out for the next half an Amber Era. We're not accepting any new requests at this time.

You've been making money behind our backs!

Sunday: I don't charge confessors additional fee. The soul-stirring stories they share are payment enough.

I get the feeling... there's more to what you're saying.

Sunday: Today's confessional livestream is about to begin. Stay tuned... What hidden secrets from the past will this guest reveal?

Sunday: Come to me, my friend. I have sought THEIR presence with us.

Boothill: Holy forkin' shirtballs! They think I'm some kinda IPC dog? All I did was point my gun at that lil' fudgehead's noggin and ask where I could get myself a decent wing burger. How the fudge did that land me here?

Boothill: Well, since you're already here! I've got the gist of what's goin' on with you. We can shoot the breeze for a bit. A few swigs of malt juice won't hurt, right?

Sunday: As you wish. Please begin your confession...

Boothill: I've loved before. More than one, in fact.

Boothill: Hahaha, hot diggity fudge, accordin' to what that report says, my love was ragin' and unstoppable like a tidal wave! I loved each and every one of 'em equally, without a lick of favoritism or holdin' back!

That's a bit much.

Your comment's totally on-theme for this stream.

Boothill: Right!? Some folks say I got a foul mouth, but if you ask me, they just don't understand how much I care!

Sunday: ...

Sunday: Very well. THEY are aware of your sin. So then, do you feel remorse for this, and will you sincerely mend your ways?

Boothill: To fudgin' hell with regret, I ain't loved enough yet! Not just that, I'm gonna find all the other folks starvin' for love and give 'em a whole heap of it...

Sunday: Whew. This guest seems a bit too worked up. They need a moment to cool down. Please step forward, our next friend.

Black Swan: Hello. I have something I wish to confess. I once altered someone's memories... out of selfish motives.

You being here makes perfect sense.

Black Swan: Thank you. If I had the chance, I'd love to walk this path myself. After all, the memories people bury deepest in their hearts... to a Memokeeper, those are worth their weight in gold.

You've done this plenty of times before, haven't you?

Black Swan: Hehe, if memories can be distorted, who's to say how many times it's already happened?

Sunday: Very well. But you still haven't been entirely forthcoming with THEM. Please elaborate: When, where, and whose memories did you alter?

Black Swan: Treating me like a suspect, are we? Doesn't matter, I'll tell you everything.

Black Swan: In the depths of a dream, I was invited to the scene of a crime. There, I played a little detective game with a certain self-absorbed Fool. She fabricated the case, I pursued the truth, until... mask after mask, lie after lie, were peeled away.

Black Swan: Shall I continue, my dear victim...?

Black Swan: ...Miss Sparkle?

Wait, you're a fake!?

Actually, I knew it all along!

Sparkle: Ahahahaha! The confessor realizes they're the victim in the very story being told. What a delicious twist!

Sparkle: Oh my, darling, I can hardly contain my applause! Did you come all this way just to expose me, or are you itching for another little game? Miss Sparkle is always ready to play, anytime!

Black Swan: Just a friendly reminder: Even in a virtual world, don't get too carried away. Otherwise, you might attract some unwanted attention.

Black Swan: The people involved will arrive soon. You'd better leave now.

Sparkle: Ugh, this is so boring. Alright, alright, show's over! To all my lovely viewers out there, and you too, Little Gray Hair over there! Your streamer's signing off now! Catch you next time!

Robin: ...

Robin: The screen's still on, so they can't have gone far. Wait, is this... (Trailblazer)'s livestream?

Hello, Miss Robin.

The superstar has arrived! Everyone on your feet!

Robin: Hello, everyone. I'd heard you'd become a popular streamer, but I never imagined we'd end up connecting like this by chance.

Robin: I just received a report from the Bloodhound Family that they spotted someone who might be... the former Oak Family head nearby, so I rushed over right away. I didn't have time to prepare any special gifts... please forgive me.

Robin: ...Got it.

Robin: It's rare to get a chance to appear on your stream. Let me sing a song for the audience.

(After completing the Penacony (II) chapter)

Topaz: (Trailblazer), are we connected? Sorry to interrupt while you're gaming.

Topaz: Mm. It is sudden, but I believe the time has come to announce it. Perfect timing too, with all these eyes on us. Just... try not to get nervous.

Topaz: Actually, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Topaz: ...

Topaz: —I, Topaz of the Strategic Investment Department, hereby request to join the Astral Express!

Huh?

Topaz: You don't believe me? Then I'll say it again... (Trailblazer), I want to join the Astral Express and become one of the Nameless!

Oh, I see.

Topaz: Huh, nothing? A heartfelt request like that, and you're just gonna give me the cold shoulder?

I'm totally telling Jade on you.

Topaz: Go ahead. I wouldn't say it on a livestream if I wasn't prepared to face the consequences. Don't underestimate my resolve!

Please apply to Himeko in person.

Topaz: I know. I just saw you were streaming and figured I'd drop by to say it in advance. What, not happy to see me?

Topaz: Alright, alright, enough joking around. So, you two, does this mean I'm done with my adventure mission?

Jade: Judging by the livestream reactions, most people seem to believe it. Looks like the IPC's image management efforts haven't quite hit the mark.

Aventurine: But whether the adventure's complete... shouldn't that be for the audience to decide? What do you think, my esteemed streamer friend?

Rejected. Topaz, do it again.

Topaz: Sure thing. Since this is a public broadcast, we've gotta get the crowd pumped up. I've even prepared a little surprise.

Eh, not too shabby...

Topaz: Thanks. But judging by the livestream chat, seems like they're still not satisfied. No worries, I've got another surprise ready for them.

Topaz: ...A rather extraordinary item is about to go up for auction.

Numby: ...Oink? Oink!

Topaz: Ah, sorry, this one's not for sale. Numby, when did you sneak out?

Topaz: But back to business: I am here today to bring you a masterpiece crafted with utmost devotion by a master artisan of the Artisanship Commission. It's a very special... Diting.

Topaz: I bet the bullet comments are already flooding with "That's it?" I know you're all anxious, but hold your horses. What makes this Diting so special? Well, let it demonstrate what makes it unique.

Diting: Woof... woof... You're such a diligent worker.

My work memories are still haunting me...

Now I get why you put your heart and soul into it.

Topaz: Haha. The craftsman originally intended to expand the Diting's voice library and casually fed in some trending phrases. But the ingenium's learning capacity turned out to be pretty limited. Only a few phrases actually stuck. Pretty rare, wouldn't you say?

Topaz: I paid a hefty sum for this one. So, everyone, let's hear your offers! (Trailblazer), you can join in too.

I don't want this in my collection!

Topaz: No worries. With how this livestream's going, even if you don't want it, there's plenty of buyers who do.

Can it be turned into a pet?

Topaz: A little tricky, but nothing we can't handle. With the right price, everything's negotiable.

Fine, fine. I bid fifty.

Topaz: Very well. Though modest, the bid shows intent. Welcome, our first buyer.

Aventurine: Small blind's on me, no way I'm not calling. 100,000 credits.

Topaz: Hmm... we're at 100,000. Hold on... someone in the livestream just bid 300,000... 500,000! Do I hear any higher bids?

Jade: How about I sweeten the deal with seven extra days of paid vacation?

Topaz: Sold! The complaining Diting now belongs to Madam Jade. May I ask how you plan to take care of it?

Jade: Little Jelena, you've been complaining about feeling unmotivated lately, haven't you? Proper employee incentives are crucial for boosting morale.

Jade: This eloquent little ingenium can stay right at your workstation. That way, you'll get to hear its praise every single day. Do you like it?

Trust me, you're gonna love it.

It finally ended up right where it belongs.

Topaz: Ugh. I knew I shouldn't have brought you to the auction. Numby, we're gonna have our hands full from now on.

Diting: Woof... woof... Boss hit the jackpot!

Aventurine: My turn. Aventurine's the name, Strategic Investment Department. What I've got for you today is a deal of considerable value.

Topaz: Oh? You chose a dare as well. But... where's your auction item? I don't see it anywhere.

Isn't it right in front of us?

Wait, the auction item is Director Aventurine himself!?

Aventurine: Panning for gold, huh?^{[Note 2]} Friend, you're amusing. I was involved in the development of Currency Wars. I know what you're getting at.

Aventurine: If the price is right, I'm certainly open to switching sides. But you see, look, my colleagues are all watching. Let's save this kind of talk that might give my bosses the wrong idea for a more... private occasion.

Jade: No matter. The highest bidder wins. Both the rule of auctions and the iron law of the workplace. Should Director Aventurine agree, I will not object.

Topaz: But to outbid even Madam Jade would be no easy feat. Don't get in over your head.

Aventurine: Very well. As everyone knows, sincerity is paramount in business. So, I've made some special preparations.

Aventurine: A modest token, for good fortune. May the Astral Express's future voyages sail smoothly, and may all prosper!

What do you need in exchange?

Aventurine: Nothing at all, friend. It's all on the house. Your friendship is the business I value most.

Is this part of the daring adventure too?

Aventurine: No, no, haha... I'd say those are my true feelings. Your friendship is the business I value most.

Thanks, boss! You're so generous!

Aventurine: Think nothing of it. A simple courtesy. Your friendship is the business I value most.

Aventurine: Here's to... a fruitful partnership!

(After completing the Amphoreus (I) chapter): Network unstable... Your signal has been lost...; Reconnecting...; Reconnecting... Reconnecting...; Unidentified signal detected, connecting... IP origin: Amphoreus, The Eternal Land.; "Narration": From the first spark of life to the birth of species. From the continuity of knowledge to dreams of reaching the cosmos. Our quest for truth never ceases.; "Narration": Behold. The Dawn Device has only just cast its first light, the bell toll of the Lucid Hour has only just sounded, and Teaching Assistant Hyacine has already arrived at the Garden of Life. Waiting for her...

"Narration": Professor Anaxagoras is in the midst of a lecture, and the faeries listen attentively.

Anaxa: You got my name right, well done. But keep it down, won't you? We mustn't disrupt the class.

Drowsy Fairy: Ugh... We've already gone two quints over time...

Hyacine: Hehe. Don't worry, Cassie. I haven't forgotten about the filming. It's just that there's a lot of teaching prep to cover today, and I'm still teaching the fairies.

Professor Anaxa!

Anaxa: Call me Anaxagoras. Even across a teleslate, I insist upon it.

Hyacine: Oh, Grayie! Long time no see! I heard you've gotten super popular on the World Wound Web! Don't forget to follow me back, 'kay?

Miss Hyacine!

Hyacine: Oh, Grayie! Long time no see! I heard you've gotten super popular on the World Wound Web! Don't forget to follow me back, 'kay?

Anaxa: ...

Anaxa: Returning to the lesson: I have heard that upon a space station adrift in the cosmos, a dog shoulders vital research duties. Thus we see: intellect is not confined to any species. Knowledge grants equality.

Anaxa: So then, here's my question: Who among you is willing to join my astronautical research?

Drowsy Fairy: Mem... Instead of building rockets here, might as well go back to the Maze and plant earthy soybeans, mem...

Anaxa: ...

Anaxa: Assistant Hyacine, your area of expertise happens to align with the sky, and you're familiar with the Grove's research protocols. Why not set an example for the faeries and be the first to join in?

Hyacine: I mean, I'm definitely interested, but... Professor Anaxa, didn't Lady Aglaea explicitly forbid you from doing any more test flights?

Because there's a risk of crashing?

Because you locked a fairy in the cockpit?

Because there'll be a big fireworks show?

Hyacine: None of those. During the first test flight, Professor Anaxa strapped himself into the cockpit seat. We were terrified!

Anaxa: Hmph. Without commitment, how could one dream of surpassing the sky? No matter. I'll ask the other students.

Anaxa: Once I show up, those geniuses are gonna have a real headache on their hands.

"Narration": Beyond the Sparxies of Knowledge, the spirit of competition thrives equally in this city.

"Narration": The foreign hero and the crown prince of Strife: Their rivalry remains the baths' favorite topic.

Phainon: Phew. Professor Anaxa asked me to grab some books from the library in Kremnos, but man... these things are heavier than I thought.

Mydei: Have you neglected training in favor of those dusty relics?

Phainon: Not at all. Rather, you spend your days studying recipes. Better not grow so accustomed to ladles that you forget how to wield a spear.

Mydei: Hmph. Spare me your concern.

Phainon: Oh, right. Since I have (Trailblazer) on the line, there's something I'd like to ask you about.

Phainon: If we were to host an athletic competition across Amphoreus... since it'd be in Okhema, we could just call it the Okhemic Games.

Phainon: Aside from the standard events, what competitions will really captivate the audience and get everyone talking?

Cue the Yaoqing, get 'em balling.

Mydei: Is this some weird rhyme from beyond the sky?

Phainon: The Xianzhou Yaoqing... I've heard Dan Heng mention it before. It's a martial city-state, right? I remember they're called the "Foxian Squad."

Phainon: Sounds good. I'll draft the invitation, and when the day comes, I'll have Professor Anaxa's rocket deliver it.

Cipher can race Bailu.

Phainon: ...That high elder from the Alchemy Commission? I'd only heard stories about her healing the sick and saving lives. I figured she'd be like Miss Hyacine: More suited to staying in the rear as a medic. Never figured her for an athletic powerhouse!

Mydei: I remember she also has a tail... Could that be the secret to her incredible speed?

Pit Mydei and Blade against each other in a test of endurance.

Phainon: Haha, I understand. Mydeimos challenges everyone to scalding bath contests. If the equally immortal Blade were present, the outcome would be uncertain.

Mydei: You're the one who challenged me. HKS.

That should suffice, yes?

Mydei: Heh. Tales like these make you want to see what lies beyond the sky. The Strife may have ended, but the Kremnoan journey is far from over.

Phainon: That's my partner! I've noted all these ideas. But it seems you forgot about a certain important someone.

Phainon: Alright then. Miss Castorice, champion of the Okhema arm-wrestling tournament. We'll hold onto the tablet for you. Come on out and say hi to everyone.

Castorice: Greetings, (Trailblazer). My apologies for not saying hello earlier. I was busy operating the camera.

Castorice: Lady Aglaea is planning to make a documentary about Amphoreus, and I'm in charge of writing the script and handling the camera.

Castorice: Reaching out was my idea. I hope I'm not interrupting you. Or your viewers.

If we ever hold a sports meet, you're signing up.

Castorice: Well... If you're interested, I'll work hard to train myself.

Castorice: With these hands, I believe I could compete in arm wrestling now, fair and square. I only hope not to lose too badly.

When the shoot is finished, make sure I get to see it.

Castorice: Naturally. You appear in it as well. Once it's complete, I'll share it with the livestream.

Castorice: Well then, I won't take up any more of your time. We'll... see each other again.

Network unstable... Your signal has been lost...

Reconnecting...

Herta: ...Knew it was you.

Herta: Picked up an aberrant signal, so I came to check it out. Looks like that book's influence connected your stream to that nebula.

...I don't really get it.

How's Amphoreus doing right now?

Herta: Not weird at all. Think of it like this... have you ever baked a cake?

Herta: Amphoreus is undergoing rebirth, like a cake within an oven. The ingredients are mixed, whisked to perfection, door's shut, and you can't see what's going on inside. Now, we simply wait.

Herta: It's a process of gradual congealment. Worlds born from Memory Zones need time to evolve and stabilize.

I hope so.

I want to meet them soon.

Herta: Of course, every once in a while you get situations like what you're dealing with now: A super low probability signal coupling. Not too shabby, right?

Herta: Alright. If there's nothing else, I'm hanging up. Logging off.

(After completing the Amphoreus (II) chapter)

Reconnecting...

Unidentified signal detected, connecting... IP origin: Amphoreus, The Eternal Land.

Tribbie: Morning or night, sunny or rainy, in the city or out—Tribbie Express, delivery guaranteed!

Tribbie: But not in the bath. The letter would get all soggy! So you'll have to come out to receive it!

Miss Tribbie!

Send me a big rocket!

Tribbie: Hehe, Little Gray, long time no see! We heard Cas called you, and we missed you too, so we just had to dial in!

Tribbie: And we're helping Agy collect documentary footage while we're at it... I'll introduce you to some old friends!

Hysilens: Dux Fatorum, I heard there's a package for me?

Hysilens: Oh! Didn't expect to see Little Gray Fry here too... pardon my manners. How have you been? The Imperator's always going on about heading beyond the sky to find you.

I wanna hear you sing.

Hysilens: Heh. I do perform regularly at banquets around the city these days. If you're interested, pick a good time and come see for yourself.

Hysilens: I've heard the worlds beyond the sky are rife with worries. Perhaps a sea siren's song can offer you some solace.

I wanna grab a bite with you.

Hysilens: Heh. I remember you were curious where the fine wine I drink goes, given this transparent body of mine.

Hysilens: When it comes to feasts and revelry, perhaps only your Aeon from beyond the sky, the Voracity, could truly give me a run for my money.

Tribbie: Speaking of which, where's that little Imperator? Haven't seen her in ages.

Hysilens: Since (Trailblazer)'s here, I'll try contacting the Imperator now. Let's hope she's still within the World Wound Web's coverage.

Cerydra: Oh? I was wondering why the Dux Gladiorum reached out. So the Dux Primarius is here. It's been a while.

Did you... get taller?

No, you should call me 'Protagonist' now.

Tribbie: Whoa! Little Gray, even if the little Imperator doesn't have her Flame-Chase Army right now, you've still gotta show some respect!

Cerydra: Ha... Hahahaha! Fascinating! You're the only one who can shake things up in my life like this.

Cerydra: Conquering worlds at the edge of existence has grown far too dull. I've sat upon the throne of Cerces, scaled the topmost eye of Aquila, and even forded the River of Souls in Styxia under the Dux Florum's banner.

Cerydra: Perfect timing! You're a visitor from beyond the sky who's seen it all. So tell me, what exciting new things are out there that I haven't heard about yet?

You could be a travel streamer.

Cerydra: Mm. Dux Lucens once offered me the same advice and even helped me set up a channel, named it "Royal Mandate Across the Heavens."

Cerydra: It's a shame that listening to my subjects' opinions and responding to each one was just too draining. I couldn't keep it up, so I eventually let it go. Keeping your patience in daily conversations is a talent in itself.

Tribbie: Just between us, the little Imperator is actually super popular on the World Wound Web. As for why... hehe, I'll let you figure it out!

You can study new strategy games.

Cerydra: Heh. I'm already renowned as a professional player. There's hardly anyone left in Amphoreus who can give me a challenge. As for games from beyond the sky — checkers, Xianzhou starchess, Cosmodyssey... I've studied them all.

Cerydra: I'm afraid only the legendary "Dozing General" could truly satisfy me. I look forward to the day I face him in a game.

Tribbie: Actually, the little Imperator asked Dannie for that General's game records ages ago. She's been preparing for the showdown for a long time.

Cerydra: Ahem. No matter. Even if I can't find a worthy conquest right now, it's always a pleasure to see you again.

Cerydra: Let's leave it at that. Time to get back to climbing the giant tree. I'll treat this quiet time as a chance to hone my strength.

Cerydra: As for those beyond the sky, heh... I'll let them off the hook for now.

Tribbie: The little Imperator's aura... still as commanding as ever. Last time she mentioned her interest in the Annihilation Gang, it scared us half to death.

Hysilens: So, what's this package for me?

Tribbie: Oh, almost forgot! Right there, specially made new clothes. Heard you needed a new outfit for your performance, so Agy sent it over!

Hysilens: ...

Hysilens: She's not worried anymore about me staining her carefully tailored finery.

Trinnon: Agy, there's a package for you.

Trianne: The sender was super weird! Face all covered up, kept insisting it had to be delivered right to your hands!

Aglaea: Strange. I didn't order any new materials. Could it be the wrong address? Master, please send it back for me.

Cipher: Hold on... Agy, don't be so quick to send it back! Maybe you accidentally won some sweepstakes or something and this is your free prize?

...Sounds kinda sus.

Wanna crack it open right here and now?

Aglaea: Best not to tempt fate. Master, please send it back. I don't accept packages from unknown sources.

Cipher: Well... maybe it's a gift from a customer who's a fan of the Goldweaver! The workshop's pretty popular around town, you know!

Aglaea: Heh. So, Cifera, why don't you tell me this: which regular patron visits daily, yet sends gifts in secret and dares not show their face? I may not have used golden threads to probe hearts in a long time, but I can still see what those close to me are thinking.

Cipher: ...

Cipher: It's yarn, new yarn I bought for you. I noticed you making clothes for everyone in town and you were nearly out of golden thread, so I...

Cipher: Oh, just so we're clear, I didn't buy it with your allowance! I won it fair and square with my prize money from the sprint!

Way to go, Cipher!

Cipher: Hehe, you're the best, best, BEST Gray Mystery ever! Thank you! But right now, help me talk some sense into Agy, will ya?

Why not just let Aglaea keep it?

Aglaea should keep it.

Aglaea: There's no need to go to such lengths in the future. You can just give it to me in person. When good intentions aren't understood, they become no different from lies on the surface.

Aglaea: As for these golden threads... I'll use them to make new garments for you.

Cipher: Awesome! Hehe, I knew Agy was the best!

Trianne: There we go, package delivered! Now all that's left to do is... Little Gray!

Aglaea: Welcome, (Trailblazer).

Aglaea: Perfect. I've been unable to find the right closing words for the Amphoreus project. Why don't you write the ending for me?

Farewell, Amphoreus.

See you out in the cosmos!

Aglaea: I will remember your words. I hope the day we meet again comes soon.

Trianne: I have something to say too! ...See you tomorrow, Little Gray!

Trinnon: This is a prophecy, and a promise made with us.

Reconnecting...

???: So, it's finally my turn?

???: I've been rehearsing this over and over in my head, but now that you're here, the words are just stuck in my throat.

???: Let's keep it simple then. (Trailblazer), good morning, good afternoon, and good night to you, today, tomorrow, and always.

???: See ya! ♪

Reconnecting...

Network unstable... Your signal has been lost...

(After completing the Planarcadia (I) chapter)

Evanescia: Hey there, superstar streamer raccoon! Woah, look at all these people in the chat! Got me a little nervous for a sec there!

Evanescia: Just nudging for an update. When's the sequel of this game coming out? Can I be in it?

Evanescia: And... Hehe, as a die-hard fan of The Fluffy, getting to chat with my favorite comic book hero like this? I can die happy now!

The comic's not finished yet... you can't die on me now.

Evanescia: Of course, I'm just exaggerating a bit. Please, let me see how your story ends. I'm begging you.

Haven't we met in real life before?

Evanescia: Haha. Yep, I totally tricked you into saying that. Now everyone watching knows we're buddies.

Evanescia: Oh, nothing special, really. I just wanted to see what it's like being on camera. Aside from this camera not doing me any favors, it's pretty fun... and the bullet comments seem to like me, hehe.

Evanescia: But hey, since we're here anyway, might as well show you all around a bit. Consider it a virtual window shopping trip. Hm, I think that's what the kids are calling it these days.

Evanescia: Let's go. How often do you get to hang out with a cute high schooler? You guys better cherish this!

Ashveil: A word of advice for anyone thinking about getting a monkey: Don't tell it about your embarrassing past. Otherwise...

Ashveil: The moment it gets the chance, it'll do whatever it takes to expose your secrets to the world.

"Narrator": At this moment, a flood of unwelcome emotions washes over the Detective: regret, frustration, and a healthy dose of embarrassment-fueled anger.

"Narrator": He can never forget that day, all dolled up as some flashy lady for a special job, only to whip out a banana instead of a business card during introductions, then scurrying off in shame.

Ashveil: See? Just like that. Also, I should clarify... it's not a special request... it's for the investigation.

Evanescia: Ugh, that so-called great detective is either stuck in the freezer or cracking groan-worthy dad jokes. I really wish he'd spend more time online.

Great detective, got any money-saving tips?

Ashveil: Sure there is! Just sleep in the fridge like me. That way, you only pay for rent OR air conditioning!

Ashveil, your door's wide open.

Ashveil: Huh? Oh no, no wonder the electricity bill's been skyrocketing faster than assignments lately! I'm totally losing money here!

Evanescia: So, what are you doing here? Wait, if this were a comic, does that mean we're about to stumble into some super horrifying crime scene?

Ashveil: As you can see, shooting an ad for some upcoming mystery flick... just trying to make a little extra cash on the side. *sigh* I asked them right off the bat if I could play a detective in it. Would've been perfect typecasting.

"Narrator": What the detective was really thinking is: With a script to fall back on, his lousy deduction skills won't be exposed.

"Narrator": However, a twist: Turns out, they're shooting "Detective Ploo." Worse yet? He can't even pull off playing a ploo.

Because of the height requirement?

Because the pay isn't good enough?

Because the little monkey isn't part of this universe?

Ashveil: Nope to all. I just can't deal with the detective having a romance subplot with another ploo.

Evanescia: Pfft... Come on, detective, what age did ya think we're in? Time to embrace a little diversity.

Evanescia: Alright, we've chatted enough. Let's keep moving.

Yao Guang: Oh, if it isn't Miss Foxy, out for a leisurely stroll with (Trailblazer). Beautiful day, isn't it? Care for a reading?

Evanescia: It's happening! That mysterious stranger who always pops up on the street in comics to drop wisdom on the protagonist! What should I ask them?

Yao Guang: Career, romance, the future... even what you're gonna eat tomorrow... I can foretell it all. If you can think it, I can see it.

Yao Guang: Or perhaps Madam Pearl here, with her unique way of calculating things, might have a more intriguing answer?

Pearl: I may not be as adept at divination as General Yao Guang, but with sufficient information input, there's still a reasonable chance of obtaining an accurate result.

Got it, cyber fortune-telling.

You two setting up a fortune-telling booth together?

Pearl: Allow me to clarify: This was General Yao Guang's proposal. Broad data collection helps the algorithm refine itself.

Evanescia: Little raccoon, care to give it a shot? It's not often one encounters two such extraordinary figures... Talk about plot armor!

Seek a divination from Yao Guang.

Yao Guang: Alright then. I am unable to divine (Trailblazer)'s future, so let's just do a reading for everyday matters instead.

Yao Guang: ...

Yao Guang: Today favors travel, inquiry, socializing, and the gathering of wealth. All you encounter will be auspicious, all you witness fortunate. According to the hexagram, you should express gratitude to the one before you!

How can you tell?

Yao Guang: Look at the livestream's bullet comments: threads weaving, hidden fortune stirring, praise overflowing. The momentum of good fortune is unmistakable.

Did you just compliment yourself along the way?

Yao Guang: As they say, the heavens smile upon the virtuous, and good things come in pairs! Is our encounter here not also a manifestation of good fortune?

Yao Guang: In short, today bears an excellent omen, especially for wealth. Rest assured, Madam Yao guarantees your prosperity.

Pearl: General Yao Guang is really laying it on thick with the good vibes! Looks like you've got a high chance of hitting it big.

(If Yao Guang was chosen first)

Shall we consult the other one?

(Same dialogue as choosing Pearl first)

I've got it.

Care to try Pearl's algorithm?

Pearl: Very well. Input variables: (Trailblazer), date, location, weather, birth data, celestial positions, planetary wind systems.

Pearl: ...

Pearl: The probability of encountering substantial wealth today is 98.7%. Massive wealth, 1.2%. Conclusion: A lucrative opportunity will soon present itself.

What about the other 0.1%?

Pearl: Phantasmoon falls from the sky, reducing all of Planarcadia to rubble. I cannot exclude that possibility.

Then I'd better seize this once-in-a-lifetime chance.

Yao Guang: Correct. Opportunity is fleeting, do not let it pass.

Pearl: That concludes my calculations. I trust you are satisfied.

Yao Guang: If Madam Pearl says so, then it must be so. You may doubt my divinations, but surely you cannot refute probability, can you?

(If Pearl was chosen first)

Shall we consult the other one?

(Same dialogue as choosing Yao Guang first)

We got it.

Evanescia: Congratulations, your treasure awaits. Speaking of, where's that massive fortune you mentioned? I don't see it anywhere?

Evanescia: Ah, I get it now. She's a hidden gem!

A walking bounty!

Turn Silver Wolf over to the IPC and collect the bounty.

Silver Wolf: ...? Hey, don't crowd in all of a sudden. I'd rather not have my face plastered on TV.

System rebooting...

The stream's over. Go hear what everyone has to say.

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You've cleared the game. Your life as a streamer is taking a break for now, so go see what the Express Crew has to say.

Party Car

(After completing the Planarcadia (II) chapter): ...; Dead silence. Not a peep.; (Trailblazer): Hello? Hello? That's weird, no sound at all. Don't tell me the headphones are busted?; ???: Ahem. This is the game's final easter egg.; ???: Congrats on making it thro— Wait, no! I forgot to turn the camera on! And I spent forever tweaking those settings too...; (Trailblazer): ...; Well, now you know who's on the other end of the line.

March 7th: —Congrats, you beat the game!

Dan Heng: Congratulations. (Trailblazer), your clear speed is faster than the vast majority of the Express members.

March 7th: So how was it? Super fun, right? Anything that stuck with you, or maybe some dramatic moments?

Is this some kind of prank show?

Knock it off, March.

March 7th: Hehe, it's like a classic trope, y'know? After you beat the final boss, you get a message from the game devs. Sometimes it's a survey, sometimes it's just them saying hi. I remember there was this one movie that mentioned...

Welt: "Thank you for playing my game." Back when I was working as an animator, I was quite fond of that line.

Himeko: But now, it should be "our game." After all, it was designed from the Express's voyage logs, which means every one of us is a creator of this game.

Himeko: You've been streaming for quite a while now. Must be exhausting. How are you holding up?

I received a ton of blessings!

March 7th: Yay! See, I told you! The Astral Express is super popular no matter where we go. Round of applause, everyone!

Pom-Pom: Of course, Pom-Pom knows that! The Nameless have always had a stellar reputation!

This is taking forever...

Dan Heng: From Herta Space Station to Planarcadia, from the Doomsday Beast to Alloy King Pom-Pom... we've been through a lot together. And we've grown because of it.

Pom-Pom: The Express's racked up a ton of Trailblaze EXP, and we've got more passengers now too, pom!

Couldn't you have made me a bit stronger?

Welt: Game design is all about balance. If you could just go around blowing up planets willy-nilly, where's the fun in that?

Pom-Pom: But, passenger Welt, you MUST give Pom-Pom a good reason for making Pom-Pom the final boss!

That's about it.

Himeko: Through this broadcast, we've shown the cosmos the Astral Express's Trailblaze journey, and reconnected with many friends along the way.

Himeko: Looking back, we've come such a long way.

Welt: The Nameless are forever on the road. The worlds we traverse, the stories we bear witness to, the connections we forge with people, and the distant stars yet unexplored. These are the precious treasures of our journey.

Himeko: So in other words... this trip's been quite the harvest, hasn't it?

Welt: *cough* Well, the wish I made when I first boarded the Express, to turn this journey into an animation, has kind of come true, just in a different way.

Dan Heng: Traveling with everyone, guarding the path of the Trailblaze... that's what I've gained, and what I hope for going forward.

March 7th: Whoa, Dan Heng! Why'd you have to go and get all sentimental on me? Now I don't even know what to say. Quick, think of something...

March 7th: Well then... does an entire wall covered in photos count? Plus my scrapbook. It might look simple, but every page is a precious memory from our journey!

(Trailblazer): (But now that I actually have to say something... I'm not even sure where to start.)

Himeko: Alright. The broadcast to the cosmos may be over, but our celebration's only just getting started. The Nameless always keep their eyes on the stars. Which is exactly why we can't forget our companions right beside us.

Himeko: I've got coffee and desserts set up at the bar downstairs. Let's go unwind together. After all those close calls, even doing nothing, just chatting, putting on a record, feels priceless.

March 7th: Yay! Himeko and yummy snacks. My two favorite things!

Dan Heng: You sure you didn't "forget" to mention something?

Welt: I've got a brilliant idea for the game's next update. I'll tell you all about it in a bit.

Pom-Pom: Hm? (Trailblazer), hurry up and keep up with Pom-Pom!

Somehow, Himeko's words still linger in your mind. After trailblazing all this way, what have you gained? What have you found?

You don't know for sure. But... perhaps the answer lies just a bit further down the road.

▶ Himeko: What do you think? Does the Astral Express look the same as you imagined?

▶ Himeko: Everyone on the Express is a passenger.

▶ Himeko: We're all heading towards an unknown destination, like we are traveling together.^{[Note 3]}

▶ Dan Heng: Jarilo-VI: we're here.

▶ March 7th: Let's go. Braving the unknown... that's the real spirit of trailblazing!^{[Note 4]}

▶ Welt: Whether our destination lies before us or behind us, the decision is ours to make. Here, as on the Express, every vote counts.

▶ March 7th: Anyway, it's great to have you with us, Dan Heng!^{[Note 5]}

▶ Dan Heng: Only by blazing a trail forward can we set time in motion and give it meaning.

▶ March 7th: Only after the sweet dream ends will tomorrow come. People will keep moving forward, discovering countless new wonders.^{[Note 6]}

▶ ▶ Dan Heng: (Trailblazer) and I both know that... you've been by our side this whole time.

▶ Dan Heng: This Trailblaze journey wouldn't be complete without you.

▶ March 7th: Mm-hmm. After we complete this Trailblaze, let's hold hands and head home together!^{[Note 7]}

Himeko: I almost forgot. There's another purpose to this celebration, and that is...

Himeko: (Trailblazer), it's been three years since the Astral Express set off on this journey with you. As the Navigator, I'm grateful to have you traveling alongside us. I wish you—

Himeko: Safe travels.

Astral Express Crew: Safe travels!!!

Notes

↑ A reference to the catchphrase of the band TOGENASHI TOGEARI from the 2024 anime Girls Band Cry.
↑ A reference to the Gold Panning Investment Strategy in Currency Wars: Zero-Sum Game, which could be exploited to acquire effectively infinite Gold Coins.
↑ Optional dialogue from The Voyage Continues.
↑ Dialogue from A Grand Cool Adventure.
↑ Dialogue from Oblation Obtained, Order Ordained.
↑ Dialogue from Every Dawn of the World.
↑ Dialogue from Reunion, Promise of Tears and Smiles.

Other Languages

Language	Official Name
English	Cosmic Data Roaming
Chinese (Simplified)	银河信号漫游
Chinese (Traditional)	銀河訊號漫遊
Japanese	銀河シグナルローミング
Korean	은하 시그널 로밍
Spanish	Roaming de datos cósmico
French	Voyages du signal cosmique
Russian	Блуждания космического сигнала
Thai	โรมมิ่งกาแล็กซี
Vietnamese	Dạo Chơi Tín Hiệu Vũ Trụ
German	Kosmisches Datenroaming
Indonesian	Penjelajahan Sinyal Galaksi
Portuguese	Roaming de Dados Cósmicos

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[1] A reference to the catchphrase of the band TOGENASHI TOGEARI from the 2024 anime Girls Band Cry.

[2] A reference to the Gold Panning Investment Strategy in Currency Wars: Zero-Sum Game, which could be exploited to acquire effectively infinite Gold Coins.

[3] Optional dialogue from The Voyage Continues.

[4] Dialogue from A Grand Cool Adventure.

[5] Dialogue from Oblation Obtained, Order Ordained.

[6] Dialogue from Every Dawn of the World.

[7] Dialogue from Reunion, Promise of Tears and Smiles.

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